1. Post #1121
    i shave my eyebrows
    junglecat's Avatar
    November 2011
    905 Posts
    show THAT BITCH SOME

    THE BROWNING - I CHOOSE YOU

    OR THIS

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  2. Post #1122
    Dumpster Duke
    Back_Slash's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,360 Posts
    Here's what you do.
    You go "Hey my name is TAPE ON DONG I NOTICED YOU LIKE <INSERT BAND HERE> because I saw you wear their shirt. What's your favorite song by them?"
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  3. Post #1123
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,450 Posts
    So I had a fucking great valentines day with my girl.

    But my awesome cat isn't going to live much longer :'C
    NO

    WHATS WRONG WITH PATCHES
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  4. Post #1124
    Shotgun Guru
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    February 2009
    7,313 Posts
    Yeah, girls get interested by airsoft more often than not, it sounds manly when they don't know that the majority of the hobby doesn't happen on the field and in action.

    I've gotten the girl I like to go airsofting twice now, and I'm planning more stuff in the future. While its not a date by any means, we're hanging out and since I'm really good, it puts me in a very positive light.
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  5. Post #1125
    Gold Member
    TehG3A3's Avatar
    November 2007
    2,209 Posts
    there are a lot of things that can go wrong

    doesn't mean they HAVE TO

    man up son
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  6. Post #1126
    i shave my eyebrows
    junglecat's Avatar
    November 2011
    905 Posts


    big SHIMMY DICK

    IN MEMORY OF COOPER
    BEST MARSOC ARMA 2 2012
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  7. Post #1127
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,529 Posts
    I was about to say something really stupid but then I realized how much of a dumbass and metal elitist I would sound like.
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  8. Post #1128
    Gold Member
    TehG3A3's Avatar
    November 2007
    2,209 Posts
    eh was good solider
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  9. Post #1129
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,508 Posts
    NO

    WHATS WRONG WITH PATCHES
    He's old and has cancer. There's only so much you can do when he's at year 19 out of his expected 20
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  10. Post #1130
    metal man's Avatar
    November 2007
    1,019 Posts
    Tight pants; tight groupings.
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  11. Post #1131
    i shave my eyebrows
    junglecat's Avatar
    November 2011
    905 Posts
    Tight pants; tight groupings.
    blow me
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  12. Post #1132
    metal man's Avatar
    November 2007
    1,019 Posts
    make me bitch.
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  13. Post #1133
    i shave my eyebrows
    junglecat's Avatar
    November 2011
    905 Posts
    k
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  14. Post #1134
    metal man's Avatar
    November 2007
    1,019 Posts
    I'm awaiting.
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  15. Post #1135
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,529 Posts
    Yeah, girls get interested by airsoft more often than not, it sounds manly when they don't know that the majority of the hobby doesn't happen on the field and in action.
    That actually does kind of sound like it would make sense. Just don't tell them most of the hobby is sitting at a computer in full gear posting on forums.
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  16. Post #1136
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    TehG3A3's Avatar
    November 2007
    2,209 Posts
    show them pictures of you in game

    get ALL the bitchs

    Edited:

    or make like me and show them a picture of you holding a gigantic sniper rifle
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  17. Post #1137
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,529 Posts
    show them pictures of you in game

    get ALL the bitchs
    Unfortunately I'll have no in game pictures for a few more months.
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  18. Post #1138
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    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    There are still way too many ways it can go wrong. Knowing me I'll just turn into a blubbering idiot or start ranting about AKs and Gorkas or something.
    You don't have to be the sole contributor of a conversation. Ask the girl what she's interested in, like here hobbies and such. Who knows, it might be something you might find interesting as well. Even if you don't think so, and it gets beyond casual conversation, just try it.

    More importantly, don't think of women as superior beings that will melt you if they notice you. Think of them as people.
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  19. Post #1139
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,450 Posts


    big SHIMMY DICK

    IN MEMORY OF COOPER
    BEST MARSOC ARMA 2 2012
    my name is cooper



    you motherfucker
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  20. Post #1140
    Shotgun Guru
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    February 2009
    7,313 Posts
    That actually does kind of sound like it would make sense. Just don't tell them most of the hobby is sitting at a computer in full gear posting on forums.
    I can assure you it does, and then as they ask questions, the conversations shifts to you and things you know about. All of a sudden you appear knowledgeable, brave/tough, and pretty neat.

    The goal is still to have the girl talk a bit more than you though in most situations, as it shows you can listen properly, which is basically the biggest of all things.
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  21. Post #1141
    Gold Member
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    August 2011
    4,612 Posts
    Speaking of women...

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  22. Post #1142
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,529 Posts
    You don't have to be the sole contributor of a conversation. Ask the girl what she's interested in, like here hobbies and such. Who knows, it might be something you might find interesting as well. Even if you don't think so, and it gets beyond casual conversation, just try it.

    More importantly, don't think of women as superior beings that will melt you if they notice you. Think of them as people.
    Unfortunately I have to plan for any interaction with a girl I like and in planning for it take into account all the ways it can go bad and see that the amount of ways it can go bad far outnumber the ways it can go good and just say fuck it and repeat the same process several months later with a different girl. It's been this every year I've been in high school.
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  23. Post #1143
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    TehG3A3's Avatar
    November 2007
    2,209 Posts
    Have you tried it?
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  24. Post #1144
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,450 Posts
    Speaking of women...

    women couldnt serve in vietnam




    shes not even wearing the right uniform











    how did she put make up on in the jungle
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  25. Post #1145
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,529 Posts
    I can assure you it does, and then as they ask questions, the conversations shifts to you and things you know about. All of a sudden you appear knowledgeable, brave/tough, and pretty neat.
    I have to make sure to NEVER tell them how much the guns cost with our Canadian prices or they'll think I'm made of money or something. And I'm not made of money seeing as I don't have a job anymore.
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  26. Post #1146
    Shotgun Guru
    notrabies's Avatar
    February 2009
    7,313 Posts
    So then give up and stop posting about it, christ.

    Alternatively be impulsive and stop being a coward. I shoot cowards.

    See a psychologist if you think its really a big deal. We can't help you here.
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  27. Post #1147
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,529 Posts
    Have you tried it?
    Never. Because I've always gone through the same planning cycle and came up with way more ways it can go bad.
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  28. Post #1148
    Gold Member
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    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    Unfortunately I have to plan for any interaction with a girl I like and in planning for it take into account all the ways it can go bad and see that the amount of ways it can go bad far outnumber the ways it can go good and just say fuck it and repeat the same process several months later with a different girl. It's been this every year I've been in high school.
    My advice, get out more. Take up a sport (like fencing, lodse girls in fencing), join a club, whatever. If you can't get girls in school, you need to look elsewhere.
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  29. Post #1149
    Gold Member
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    November 2007
    2,209 Posts
    There's your problem. You keep thinking about the bad and blow it out of proportion.
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  30. Post #1150
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,529 Posts
    My advice, get out more. Take up a sport (like fencing, lodse girls in fencing), join a club, whatever. If you can't get girls in school, you need to look elsewhere.
    There's not really anywhere else here to look other than school. And I'm fucking awful at sports which is pretty much all there is here other than getting drunk and running from the cops like a fuck.
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  31. Post #1151
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    TehG3A3's Avatar
    November 2007
    2,209 Posts
    Also could not agree more with psychokitten, I met lots of girls and people by joining clubs.
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  32. Post #1152
    Gold Member
    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    Never. Because I've always gone through the same planning cycle and came up with way more ways it can go bad.
    What's the usual worst-case scenario?
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  33. Post #1153
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,529 Posts
    There's your problem. You keep thinking about the bad and blow it out of proportion.
    There are more bad outcomes than good outcomes though. It's hard not to think about it.
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  34. Post #1154
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    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    There are more bad outcomes than good outcomes though. It's hard not to think about it.
    He who dares wins.
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  35. Post #1155
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,529 Posts
    What's the usual worst-case scenario?
    "I have a boyfriend"

    "You're fucking ugly"

    "Fuck off you creep"

    "Go worship Satan or something you loser"

    Edited:

    Although since this girl likes metal being called a Satan worshiper doesn't really apply because she should understand it's not about that.
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  36. Post #1156
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,450 Posts
    bad outcome is that the girl continues to think you are a weird looser.
    good outcome is youve gained a female friend
    best outcome is a girlfriend.


    so if you talk to her, your status will either stay the same or improve. just fucking talk to a girl.
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  37. Post #1157
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    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    "I have a boyfriend"

    "You're fucking ugly"

    "Fuck off you creep"

    "Go worship Satan or something you loser"

    Edited:

    Although since this girl likes metal being called a Satan worshiper doesn't really apply because she should understand it's not about that.
    Is your ego really that sensitive that a girl telling you to fuck off is the end of the world?
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  38. Post #1158
    Shotgun Guru
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    February 2009
    7,313 Posts
    "I have a boyfriend"

    "You're fucking ugly"

    "Fuck off you creep"

    "Go worship Satan or something you loser"
    And how does this affect you? Fuck haters man, they're not important.


    That's me on the right.
    I wore tripp pants every single day of high school(minus 3 where I had to wear a suit). Plenty of people hated and feared me for no reason, and I didn't give a shit. I made lots of friends and talked to plenty of ladies, and my school didn't have any goth girls in it either.
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  39. Post #1159
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,529 Posts
    Is your ego really that sensitive that a girl telling you to fuck off is the end of the world?
    No, those are just all the things that I think would realistically happen. Also getting friendzoned.
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  40. Post #1160
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    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    No, those are just all the things that I think would realistically happen. Also getting friendzoned.
    You won't learn if you won't try.
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