1. Post #5401
    Gold Member
    TaiwanesePrick's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,561 Posts
    rammstein
    DU...............
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  2. Post #5402
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,176 Posts
    You are such a weird child. It's like you have no clue about social norms.
    It's fucking paintball. You shoot people. Like airsoft. The only difference is the majority of people I'll be shooting at will be people I've learned to dislike over the past four year. You can't blame me for wanting to let off some steam in a non violent way where I won't get punched in the face.
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  3. Post #5403
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    hey eric whatup
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  4. Post #5404
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,459 Posts
    whoe oeric?
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  5. Post #5405
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,764 Posts
    DU...............
    Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesacht.

    Edited:

    Bck dich, dein Gesicht ist mir egal.
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  6. Post #5406
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,459 Posts
    Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesacht.

    Edited:

    Bck dich, dein Gesicht ist mir egal.
    You asked me and I did not do anything.
    edited:
    Bend down your face I do not care.

    ???
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  7. Post #5407
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    17,861 Posts
    After playing around with my RAID mod. (Shouldering the rifle, reloading, easy stuff like that) turns out that both fabric glue and stitch witchery will eventually peel up around the stress points. My Mom attempted to sew it for me but only bent her needle and none of my family have a sewing machine capable nor do I have the time so I have to buy one.
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  8. Post #5408
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,459 Posts
    Ja?
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  9. Post #5409
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,764 Posts
    You asked me and I did not do anything.
    edited:
    Bend down your face I do not care.

    ???
    The first one is from Du hast. Second one from Bck dich. Second one actually translates to "Bend over, I don't care about your face."

    Edited:

    Bck dich is about sodomy.

    Edited:

    The live version uses a dildo hose.

    Edited:

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  10. Post #5410
    POOP DICKS
    Dark Descent's Avatar
    August 2008
    4,895 Posts
    I remember showing the dildo hose to all my friends in middle school
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  11. Post #5411
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,176 Posts
    I'm so glad I don't speak German and can't understand Rammstein's lyrics.
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  12. Post #5412
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,764 Posts
    I'm so glad I don't speak German and can't understand Rammstein's lyrics.
    It makes things pretty fun when you can understand them. That way if you hear a song by them somewhere you can sing along in English.
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  13. Post #5413
    Gold Member
    TaiwanesePrick's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,561 Posts
    Shit I caught a cold because California was fucking warm/hot and I decided to dress like a slut.

    QUICK! KILLER-T CELLS! MAN BATTLE STATIONS! GENERAL QUARTERS!

    also, I formed the canopy of my Focke-Wulf. But it looks kinda ugly. Oh well.



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  14. Post #5414
    Resident IFAP Phantas- magor- iologist
    Wulfram's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,864 Posts
    Shit I caught a cold because California was fucking warm/hot and I decided to dress like a slut.

    QUICK! KILLER-T CELLS! MAN BATTLE STATIONS! GENERAL QUARTERS!

    also, I formed the canopy of my Focke-Wulf. But it looks kinda ugly. Oh well.



    OI BOSS, ITS NEEDS MOAR DAKKA.
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  15. Post #5415
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,470 Posts
    Shit I caught a cold because California was fucking warm/hot and I decided to dress like a slut.

    QUICK! KILLER-T CELLS! MAN BATTLE STATIONS! GENERAL QUARTERS!

    also, I formed the canopy of my Focke-Wulf. But it looks kinda ugly. Oh well.



    I used to have the motivation for that kind of stuff, but then I got a job and now all I do when I'm not working is sit on my ass.
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  16. Post #5416
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,764 Posts
    Where can I buy a nitro R/C car?
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  17. Post #5417
    Gold Member
    TaiwanesePrick's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,561 Posts
    OI BOSS, ITS NEEDS MOAR DAKKA.
    Except I don't know if any 190s ever carried underwing cannons.

    Edited:

    I used to have the motivation for that kind of stuff, but then I got a job and now all I do when I'm not working is sit on my ass.
    My parents pull me off my computer when I'm on it too long so I do this kind of stuff, lol. I have a job, but I still do these things.
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  18. Post #5418
    Resident IFAP Phantas- magor- iologist
    Wulfram's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,864 Posts
    Except I don't know if any 190s ever carried underwing cannons.
    WAH, YOU SUM SORTA LANKY GIT?! GIVE IT MOAR DAKKA BEFORE I CROAK YA!
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  19. Post #5419
    your all nerdes
    the_killer24's Avatar
    November 2007
    13,701 Posts
    make 8 128mm at guns and mount them to the underside of the fw109

    do it
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  20. Post #5420
    Bestest polish IFAPer
    BBOOBBYY!'s Avatar
    February 2007
    4,916 Posts
    hey ossum...

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  21. Post #5421
    Gold Member
    No Party Hats's Avatar
    October 2010
    12,557 Posts
    All joke songs and random mish-mashes of sounds aside, I'm actually starting to get into music production. If I actually stop being lazy and begin my first project, I may be able to make music for the videos soon.
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  22. Post #5422
    No such thing as overkill.
    catbarf's Avatar
    January 2007
    7,764 Posts
    hey ossum...
    Remember when we agreed not to pointlessly rile up Ossum with dumb shit like this?
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  23. Post #5423
    Gold Member
    No Party Hats's Avatar
    October 2010
    12,557 Posts
    no see being tolerant and avoiding another shit storm is silly and illogical
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  24. Post #5424
    Bestest polish IFAPer
    BBOOBBYY!'s Avatar
    February 2007
    4,916 Posts
    Hey, I'm not being an ass. Though I'd just share, the pic gives me lulz, not my fault that Ossum likes Chell.
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  25. Post #5425
    Gold Member
    TaiwanesePrick's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,561 Posts
    http://rt.com/news/russian-american-airborne-drill-923/

    This is p cool. Joint US/Russian exercises have been planned.
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  26. Post #5426
    NEO 卐 NAZI HERO <3
    Inafinus :3's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,875 Posts


    cpt.ratings strikes again
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  27. Post #5427
    No such thing as overkill.
    catbarf's Avatar
    January 2007
    7,764 Posts
    It's fucking paintball. You shoot people. Like airsoft. The only difference is the majority of people I'll be shooting at will be people I've learned to dislike over the past four year. You can't blame me for wanting to let off some steam in a non violent way where I won't get punched in the face.
    It's also a social activity intended to be fun. You intend to suck the fun out of it by using it as a means to take out aggression. If you don't like the people, don't go play with them.
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  28. Post #5428
    Dumpster Duke
    Back_Slash's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,329 Posts
    Hey, I'm not being an ass. Though I'd just share, the pic gives me lulz, not my fault that Ossum likes Chell.
    Honestly keep that shit to your self.
    no one wants to see it
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  29. Post #5429
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,764 Posts


    cpt.ratings strikes again
    What's that?
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  30. Post #5430
    NEO 卐 NAZI HERO <3
    Inafinus :3's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,875 Posts
    a greasemonkey script or something, cant remember where i got it from

    Edited:

    found it
    http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/126175

    you need greasemonkey installed
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  31. Post #5431
    Bestest polish IFAPer
    BBOOBBYY!'s Avatar
    February 2007
    4,916 Posts
    cpt. armed dildo
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  32. Post #5432
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,316 Posts
    cpt. armed dildo
    Indeed c:
    Captain of ratings, Armed Dildo, posts again!
    c:
    c:
    c:
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  33. Post #5433
    D3vils Buddy's Avatar
    January 2008
    6,371 Posts
    a greasemonkey script or something, cant remember where i got it from

    Edited:

    found it
    http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/126175

    you need greasemonkey installed
    Greasemonkey scripts and facepunch are a tab risky. Last time there was an FP script people that used it got hacked and had their accounts banned.
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  34. Post #5434
    NEO 卐 NAZI HERO <3
    Inafinus :3's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,875 Posts
    oh yeah i forgot to say, my exams started this week, had my art exam yesterday which was 5 hours of painting and tomorrow i have my english exam

    wish me luck!!!!!
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  35. Post #5435
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,459 Posts
    Hi I'm Cpt. Armed Dildo and I am amused by ratings.
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  36. Post #5436
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    17,861 Posts
    Someone make a Shotgun megathread already.
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  37. Post #5437
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,316 Posts
    Hi I'm Cpt. Armed Dildo and I am amused by ratings.
    We (at least I) still love you <3
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  38. Post #5438
    NEO 卐 NAZI HERO <3
    Inafinus :3's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,875 Posts


    fuck
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  39. Post #5439
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,459 Posts
    :ninja:
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