And there's the fact that whoever wrote the review probably isn't spectacular with the English language. There's a lot of random upper-casing of letters for no reason, and, as Urser pointed out, there was a rather obvious spelling error.
Even if it was Valve, what makes you think it's not something like DOTA2 or a CSGO Beta, but Episode 3 instead?
Sarevokh is back!! But I won't continue this useless discussion, because my ideas are more realistic, even if it's hard for you guys to face the unbearable truth of the status of VG women.
Come on, everyone has at least one time crouched during HL2 just to see clearly Alyx's ass.
(User was banned for this post ("Still shit-posting/trolling." - postal))
Other FPS are just the "light" version of Duke!
How many guys were m*st*rb*t*g on Lara Croft? How many were desperate searching for that infamous (and fake) "n*de" code? How many were searching for n*de pictures of "her" on the internet? How many X movies were made based on "her"?
And btw, I've quoted this picture because "rod0411" is me XD
Now, let's get back on topic, shall we?
lol dont you guys get he's trying to shit post the thread up?
lets talk about barneys locker
those pictures, who is it?
Srs note: Still dont get why they are afraid of cats...
Alyx is nothing far short than an object, she helps you a lot in Half Life and makes a great companion, even though Eli implies there should be some sexual activity going on, that is the only time they make mention to sexual activity, throughout the game Alyx shows love, friendship and trust not sexual thoughts of stopping Gordon to give him a quick blowjob and root to revive him to destroy the citadel and end the combine regime.
You're a fucking idiot son, I cannot believe I spent this much time writing this you obviously don't know what standards are.
I guess you'll learn but you can't see it. If you want to be a games designer when you leave primary school, god help you.
Man, I want more gore in the next HL. I know it doesn't fit in line with the atmosphere established in HL2, but then again HL2 wasn't necessarily in line with the atmosphere established in HL1... I really want the next HL installment to be really different from the last two episodes.
Other than that, I agree with the second half of your post. I do kind of hope the next episode will have a much more grim feel to it all now that Eli's gone (And possibly the Combine having attained everything he knows by sucking out his brain).
I just kind of find it boring now that I'm so used to it.
I remember I was at the part with the slow moving cart ride thingy, and I had no idea where to go, and the zombies kept on spawning until i was overwhelmed and I finally figured it out.