1. Post #481
    slashsnemesis's Avatar
    July 2009
    5,440 Posts
    I found a huge empty mudcrab shell, imagine fighting one of these bad boys.

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  2. Post #482
    Mercenary-'s Avatar
    June 2009
    3,288 Posts
    Will I get the damage bonus from the "dual wielding" perk in One-Handed while keeping a spell in my left hand instead of another weapon?
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  3. Post #483
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    Boba_Fett's Avatar
    August 2007
    9,187 Posts
    Resistances are capped at 85%.

    Also, random crashes returned in this update. They're irritating.
    I have an 85% resist magic enchantment, and my shield perk blocks 50% fire damage, shock damage and frost damage.
    Basically, they stack.
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  4. Post #484
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    hypno-toad's Avatar
    October 2006
    14,794 Posts
    Announcement of the first DLC, perhaps? The Horse Armor DLC was released barely a few weeks after Oblivion was released, so it's not that far out.
    Hopefully there aren't craploads of dumb armor dlcs and shitty singular quests before we get an announcment for a large dlc.

    I recall they said they are making three of them, so maybe they'll announce one of the expansion-ish dlcs.
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  5. Post #485
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    Boba_Fett's Avatar
    August 2007
    9,187 Posts
    why do argonians always give me that creepy stare my god

    I'd feel really uncomfortable trying to hold a conversation with this guy.
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  6. Post #486
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    hypno-toad's Avatar
    October 2006
    14,794 Posts
    It's only the argonians with round pupils. The ones with slit puils aren't too bad, but the round pupils make argonians look bug-eyed and crazy.

    Give me your hist sap
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  7. Post #487

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts
    I wish Skyrim had more skooma addicts. We need more crazy people saying "sssksskskkskksksoooooooommaaa...."
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  8. Post #488
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    KmScMT's Avatar
    March 2009
    3,625 Posts
    I wish Skyrim had more skooma addicts. We need more crazy people saying "sssksskskkskksksoooooooommaaa...."
    too bad you can apparently cure a skooma addiction with a single health potion
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  9. Post #489
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    t h e's Avatar
    February 2011
    6,798 Posts
    too bad you can apparently cure a skooma addiction with a single health potion
    why get a health potion when i can get MORE SKOOMA
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  10. Post #490
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    hypno-toad's Avatar
    October 2006
    14,794 Posts
    too bad you can apparently cure a skooma addiction with a single health potion
    People have money for skooma but no money for a 10 coin health potion

    awww, ninja'ed
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  11. Post #491
    Who wants to come to the aquarium later and watch me screw with the sharks?
    Shibbey's Avatar
    May 2009
    13,350 Posts
    too bad you can apparently cure a skooma addiction with a single health potion
    Fools, it was a ploy! You were just feeding her health potion addiction.
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  12. Post #492
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    March 2006
    3,377 Posts
    Bethesda on twitter say CK Will be out Tuesday with a 'special surprise'

    On iPad and it's too complicated for me to paste the link so look yourself.
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  13. Post #493
    Dog
    What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a dick?
    Dog's Avatar
    March 2011
    3,770 Posts
    Bethesda on twitter say CK Will be out Tuesday with a 'special surprise'

    On iPad and it's too complicated for me to paste the link so look yourself.
    Fuck tuesdayyyyyy
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  14. Post #494
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    Dennab
    March 2006
    3,377 Posts
    I don't care about the CK anymore, I want to know the surprise.


    Probably an announcement for DLC or something.
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  15. Post #495
    ~gay boi~
    Chickens!'s Avatar
    July 2010
    14,530 Posts
    Vvardenfell DLC
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  16. Post #496
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    leshrec1's Avatar
    February 2009
    543 Posts


    What's wrong with this picture?
    Her elbows are too pointy
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  17. Post #497
    Gold Member
    Swearblocked's Avatar
    January 2006
    331 Posts
    Uninstalling game due to pointy elbows
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  18. Post #498
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    October 2007
    7,464 Posts
    http://www.facebook.com/TheElderScrolls

    their FB page, it's the top entry
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  19. Post #499
    I make awesome maps that never see the light of day
    oskutin's Avatar
    January 2007
    7,403 Posts

    Meet the redborn
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  20. Post #500
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    Dr McNinja's Avatar
    July 2007
    2,362 Posts
    What?
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  21. Post #501
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    Ekalektik_1's Avatar
    September 2008
    6,030 Posts
    I just discovered this armor mod, and decided to roleplay as a Dragon Priest for my third playthrough. I already have a name - Krasaar, sickness - but I need an opinion on playstyle. Would a Dragon Priest assist the Imperials, the Stormcloaks, or just go on a power trip and be an omnicidal maniac?
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  22. Post #502
    Black's Avatar
    December 2009
    3,070 Posts
    Way to green in Windhelm
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  23. Post #503
    I make awesome maps that never see the light of day
    oskutin's Avatar
    January 2007
    7,403 Posts
    Summer.
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  24. Post #504
    Some context would be nice.
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  25. Post #505
    Cuntsman's Avatar
    November 2010
    928 Posts
    Pete Hines says on his twitter that Creation Kit is "on track" for Tuesday. And a SPECIAL SURPRISE will come with it!

    http://twitter.com/dcdeacon
    The "special surprise" is another delay, calling it.
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  26. Post #506
    I make awesome maps that never see the light of day
    oskutin's Avatar
    January 2007
    7,403 Posts
    That place is Siberia.
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  27. Post #507
    Blue Member?
    Ermac20's Avatar
    October 2010
    7,641 Posts
    who do you guys think is the hottest character in skyrim?
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  28. Post #508
    SJW 4 lyfe
    DaysBefore's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,357 Posts
    who do you guys think is the hottest character in skyrim?
    Paarthunax
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  29. Post #509
    Cuntsman's Avatar
    November 2010
    928 Posts
    who do you guys think is the hottest character in skyrim?
    Morokei
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  30. Post #510
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    December 2011
    1,186 Posts

    Meet the redborn
    It actually is quite common for Game developers to copy off of real world maps and twist it to their desire because its cheaper. I guess thats what this is, a refrence map showing what the Devs have copied.
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  31. Post #511
    Abused by Girlfriend
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    19,758 Posts
    Going to make a let's play. I'm going to random.org between whatever posts you guys shoot out:

    Character Name
    Character Age
    Character Race
    One rule for my character
    Second rule for my character
    Third rule for my character
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  32. Post #512
    SJW 4 lyfe
    DaysBefore's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,357 Posts
    Going to make a let's play. I'm going to random.org between whatever posts you guys shoot out:

    Character Name
    Character Age
    Character Race
    One rule for my character
    Second rule for my character
    Third rule for my character
    Gobbles Von Hugendong
    79
    Altmer
    Can only be outside between 12 PM and 8 PM
    Can only heal while on fire
    Must eat cheese as soon as is possible (Does not count as healing)
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  33. Post #513
    White Fusion will love him forever and ever~
    Rents's Avatar
    January 2012
    10,920 Posts
    Going to make a let's play. I'm going to random.org between whatever posts you guys shoot out:

    Character Name
    Character Age
    Character Race
    One rule for my character
    Second rule for my character
    Third rule for my character
    Skimpy Mcsluterson
    18
    Argonian
    Have to have that mod that adds boob physics
    Not allowed to wear clothes or armour
    player.setnpcweight 100
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  34. Post #514
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    DrasarSalman's Avatar
    August 2009
    10,789 Posts
    Argonian, always wearing an iron helmet. All I could come up with.
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  35. Post #515
    I make awesome maps that never see the light of day
    oskutin's Avatar
    January 2007
    7,403 Posts
    Redborn
    46
    Redguard
    Male.
    Steals and gives stuff to poor people (and takes bribes).
    Prefers alcoholic drinks.
    Wears only red/green/brown clothes and armor.
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  36. Post #516
    bloboo's Avatar
    June 2011
    1,092 Posts
    Going to make a let's play. I'm going to random.org between whatever posts you guys shoot out:

    Character Name
    Character Age
    Character Race
    One rule for my character
    Second rule for my character
    Third rule for my character
    Eli Barracuda
    20
    Kahjit
    No eating meat
    Footwear must be starting foot wraps or nothing
    Must kill one person at each town
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  37. Post #517
    Abused by Girlfriend
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    19,758 Posts
    Character must eat cheese ASAP
    Character is 18
    Character must go stormcloak (Whilst I've chosen this (and never actually gone with stormcloak before) I'm gonna allow another rule alongside it)
    Character is named Eli Barracuda
    Character must hoard useless shit like kettles
    Character is a Nordic Male

    We've got one rule left.
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  38. Post #518
    Gold Member
    KmScMT's Avatar
    March 2009
    3,625 Posts
    Going to make a let's play. I'm going to random.org between whatever posts you guys shoot out:

    Character Name
    Character Age
    Character Race
    One rule for my character
    Second rule for my character
    Third rule for my character
    Tingle
    13
    Breton Child (killable kids mod)
    Must fill inventory with random useless objects. Kettles, ruined books, non-weaponized cutlery, etc.
    Must dual wield a knife and fork (0001f25b and 0001f25a respectively)
    Must kill at least 3 people if you go 1 day without eating a long taffy treat or sweet roll
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  39. Post #519
    Ah yes "opinions"
    Jackald's Avatar
    October 2005
    16,998 Posts
    Going to make a let's play. I'm going to random.org between whatever posts you guys shoot out:

    Character Name
    Character Age
    Character Race
    One rule for my character
    Second rule for my character
    Third rule for my character
    Jack Appleston IV
    23
    Nord
    Must steal all fruit and vegetables he/she sees and store them either in your inventory or in your house.
    ALL domestic dogs must be punched
    You may only use magic; no weapons of any sort are to be used ('cept bound weapons)
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  40. Post #520
    Abused by Girlfriend
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    19,758 Posts
    Character must eat cheese ASAP
    Character is 18
    Character must go stormcloak (Whilst I've chosen this (and never actually gone with stormcloak before) I'm gonna allow another rule alongside it)
    Character is named Eli Barracuda
    Character must hoard useless shit like kettles
    Character is a Nordic Male

    We've got one rule left.
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