1. Post #5841

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts
    Warning: Touching bottle with exposed skin may cause severe diarrhea and delirium



    What do with? I wanted to one-shot alduin with it, but I forgot to use it.
    Put it on the ground and destroy Nirn.
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  2. Post #5842
    MeltingData's Avatar
    September 2010
    6,645 Posts
    Warning: Touching bottle with exposed skin may cause severe diarrhea and delirium



    What do with? I wanted to one-shot alduin with it, but I forgot to use it.
    Use it on Alduin, tell us if it kills him.
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  3. Post #5843
    SoaringScout's Avatar
    February 2010
    6,750 Posts
    Use it on Alduin, tell us if it kills him.
    According to the wiki, he has 2355 health, so that poison would definitely one-shot him.
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  4. Post #5844
    Moderator
    Seiteki's Avatar
    September 2005
    12,348 Posts
    I'm surprised no one fixed that, yet....
    There's a fix on the Nexus somewhere.
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  5. Post #5845
    Gold Member
    Rellow's Avatar
    February 2008
    5,631 Posts
    Warning: Touching bottle with exposed skin may cause severe diarrhea and delirium



    What do with? I wanted to one-shot alduin with it, but I forgot to use it.
    how did you even make that without the fumes killing everyone in the room?
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  6. Post #5846
    Fuck You, Laren Faust
    Banshee FrieNd's Avatar
    July 2009
    2,433 Posts
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  7. Post #5847
    Eyes like a god damn hawk
    H4wkeye's Avatar
    March 2011
    4,789 Posts
    :wtc: That looks like a gigantic crystal mixed with something.
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  8. Post #5848
    is that a prop from Halo

    why
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  9. Post #5849

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts
    is that a prop from Halo

    why
    My question is more along the lines of "how?"
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  10. Post #5850
    Fuck You, Laren Faust
    Banshee FrieNd's Avatar
    July 2009
    2,433 Posts
    is that a prop from Halo

    why
    Because I can.
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  11. Post #5851
    Gold Member
    SpasticPinoy's Avatar
    November 2007
    2,510 Posts
    I'm surprised no one fixed that, yet....
    Go look on the nexus, it's been fixed for a while.
    http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=8710
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  12. Post #5852
    Gold Member
    eatdembeanz's Avatar
    July 2009
    10,840 Posts
    how did you even make that without the fumes killing everyone in the room?
    Zombies, duh.
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  13. Post #5853
    Gold Member
    biodude94566's Avatar
    July 2006
    6,348 Posts
    [h2]Should I continue this?[/h2]
    This is only part of an entire idea set - the side not pictured will have the second half of the logo (so you only need one object for both sides if the books), and I'll try to complete a set for each and every hold.
    Finished the second side of this in no time. I'm going to optimize the other side (dear lord the poly distribution is shit). Sitting at 550 tris for each bookend. Could probably use to lower it. Also thinking of adding more detail to the flat section, they're too bland and I don't think a texture will save them.



    Edited:

    Actually, I forgot the little bar near the bottom of the shield. Just added it, now at 570 tris.
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  14. Post #5854
    Gold Member
    TheDecryptor's Avatar
    September 2006
    4,257 Posts
    I was at the inn in Whiterun brawling with what's her name, when Delphine suddenly turned up and started cheering me on (Which was awesome).

    Her then bitching at me for talking to her outside of Riverwood wasn't so awesome though.
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  15. Post #5855
    Gold Member
    hypno-toad's Avatar
    October 2006
    14,794 Posts
    Use it to kill nazeem
    Damn, went to whiterun to do this...

    Then I remembered I already killed him and turned him into a dead thrall. I think I lost his body in one of the dwarven ruins. He made a shitty zombie, though.
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  16. Post #5856
    ClarkWasHere's Avatar
    March 2009
    3,059 Posts
    Can anyone help me out here?



    It's allowing me to reply to a question I haven't even asked yet, any insight on how to fix it?

    Heres the dialouge links:

    It's because your topic branches are "Top-Level", which means they display as the first option(s). Double click on the name to open up a dialog box, and select "Normal" so it does not appear as a first choice.

    More info at : http://www.creationkit.com/Dialogue_Views_Tab
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  17. Post #5857
    I got oblivion as a gift months ago but I only played like 20 minutes of it

    should I even bother
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  18. Post #5858
    [B][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacos"]Tacos![/URL][/B]
    Jurikuer's Avatar
    April 2008
    5,450 Posts
    I got oblivion as a gift months ago but I only played like 20 minutes of it

    should I even bother
    Yes. But Skyrim is still better than Oblivion.
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  19. Post #5859
    Official Bro of DD

    June 2010
    13,642 Posts
    I hate the damn difficulty settings. Either it's the somewhat challenging Adept, the ball-crushingly anything above that, or the kid-wheels Novice. What happened to the difficulty sliders or even a Fallout-esque variation between Easy and Very Easy?
    I dunno man I thought it was still pretty easy on master
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  20. Post #5860
    Sickle's Avatar
    November 2009
    6,600 Posts
    I dunno man I thought it was still pretty easy on master
    On master it's either easy, or unrealistically hard. By that I mean; Citizen with iron dagger two shots man with daedric greatsword and armor made out of fucking dragon bones.
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  21. Post #5861
    Ghost101's Avatar
    December 2010
    2,606 Posts
    You didn't notice the grim backstory (here's a hint: everything dies, and those that still live got rammed by extremists, hostile wildlife, and daedra), the style (less of the goofy stuff from Morrowind and Oblivion, more spikes, jagged edges, and dulled surfaces), and the gameplay itself (most spells are realistic-looking, a bit like Plasmids, in addition combat is definitely geared more towards single combat than room-clearing arena-fests).
    If you look at the story and environments, you'll see the darkness. Grim-dark is less about whether it's low-fantasy or high-fantasy, and more about how its styled and told.
    I found Morrowind to be darker in some ways though. The Sixth House is pretty messed up in itself if you go into its lore or even just look at their people or corpus. And the fact that so many of the creatures and environment were strange and alien could be more off-setting than generic fantasy oblivion or generic fantasy with some grimdark Skyrim. Don't get me wrong, I like Skyrim and I liked Oblivion once it was modded, but Morrowind, it's setting, it's lore, all of it holds a special place in my heart. I still remembering clearing the Sixth House fortresses with nothing but a sword and a torch, clearing out blood-red rooms full of eyeless monsters.

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  22. Post #5862
    mikester112's Avatar
    May 2010
    4,629 Posts
    Yes. But Skyrim is still better than Oblivion.
    They've both got their charms but Oblivion's quests were infinitely better.
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  23. Post #5863
    Gold Member
    krakadict's Avatar
    June 2009
    2,928 Posts
    Hello? yes this is Bear.
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  24. Post #5864
    Gold Member
    Lomme's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,730 Posts
    You didn't notice the grim backstory (here's a hint: everything dies, and those that still live got rammed by extremists, hostile wildlife, and daedra), the style (less of the goofy stuff from Morrowind and Oblivion, more spikes, jagged edges, and dulled surfaces), and the gameplay itself (most spells are realistic-looking, a bit like Plasmids, in addition combat is definitely geared more towards single combat than room-clearing arena-fests).
    If you look at the story and environments, you'll see the darkness. Grim-dark is less about whether it's low-fantasy or high-fantasy, and more about how its styled and told.
    I think you forgot the fucking scary Daedric Ruins from Morrowind, with fucked up creatures and even more fucked up worshippers, not to mention the fucking scary Dremora that appears behind you when you take something from the ruin. Also, the architecture was a lot more creative (and fucked up) than anything in Oblivion or Skyrim.
    Also, Dagoth Ur (the place) isn't comfortable at all to navigate, the doors are without obvious paths and everything is on fucking lava. Also, corprus people aren't exactly goofy. And the ash vampires are fucking scary.

    Come on, Skyrim is a fairy tale compared to the horrors of Morrowind.
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  25. Post #5865
    Gold Member
    Kommodore's Avatar
    August 2008
    3,043 Posts
    I'm such a fanboy that I just sit in here and ghost rate anyone who heaps praise on Morrowind
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  26. Post #5866
    Want an apple?
    Stoffy's Avatar
    October 2010
    2,903 Posts
    I messed around with item editing in the CK and it ended with an apple that paralyzes the player and does a shitton of damage to every hostile mob around you. I proudly named it "The Panic Apple".

    I tested it out in a few situations where I was about to get killed by 5-7 Draugr and it actually saved me from dying, so I guess I'm going to keep it for just the hell of it.
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  27. Post #5867
    mikester112's Avatar
    May 2010
    4,629 Posts
    Does anyone have the link to the steel plate armor that was linked a while back? It had engravings of ornate plants and shit.
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  28. Post #5868
    I AM A PUTRID FUCK WHO CHASES AFTER PEOPLE'S VANS, SCARES GIRLS, FELL FOR A RANDOM FUCK ON THE INTERNET WHO I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN, AND SHOVED RUSTY NAILS DOWN MY COCK FOR THEM.
    demoniclemon's Avatar
    July 2008
    4,193 Posts
    Quick question on the Song of the Dragonborn (aka Skyrim's theme),

    At the part of the song that sings: "But a day, shall arise, when the dark dragon's lies, will be silenced forever and then!", to what lies are they referring to?

    Earlier in the song, it shows that the song is of the conflict of Alduin, Dovahkiin, and the world, so the lies must be of Alduin the World Eater.

    Alduin calls Dovahkiin arrogant for calling him/herself a dovah even though s/he lacks experience in the dragon tongue. Hypocritical, yes, but not exactly lying.

    Alduin is said to be the strongest of the dragons. A little trickier here, but in order to lie, you gotta know why it's false, and Alduin and his soldiers truly thought that Alduin was the supreme asskicker, so no lie there.

    Other than that, Alduin was only there to end the world, so no lie there.

    So again I ask, of what lies was the Song of the Dragonborn referring to?
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  29. Post #5869
    Gold Member
    Lomme's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,730 Posts
    Quick question on the Song of the Dragonborn (aka Skyrim's theme),

    At the part of the song that sings: "But a day, shall arise, when the dark dragon's lies, will be silenced forever and then!", to what lies are they referring to?

    Earlier in the song, it shows that the song is of the conflict of Alduin, Dovahkiin, and the world, so the lies must be of Alduin the World Eater.

    Alduin calls Dovahkiin arrogant for calling him/herself a dovah even though s/he lacks experience in the dragon tongue. Hypocritical, yes, but not exactly lying.

    Alduin is said to be the strongest of the dragons. A little trickier here, but in order to lie, you gotta know why it's false, and Alduin and his soldiers truly thought that Alduin was the supreme asskicker, so no lie there.

    Other than that, Alduin was only there to end the world, so no lie there.

    So again I ask, of what lies was the Song of the Dragonborn referring to?
    Dragons are spiritual projections of Todd Howard.
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  30. Post #5870
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    Zuimzado's Avatar
    December 2008
    7,146 Posts
    Are there any carriage objects? Trying to find one.
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  31. Post #5871
    Sheogorath's Avatar
    September 2007
    270 Posts
    I'm trying to import a custom tent model into CK, but I can't get it to appear. The mesh is fine in Nifskope and I've used a vanilla nif as a base and then replaced the shape data with my own, so everything should be in order, but when I open the nif in CK it's not showing up and I get an error about a missing diffuse and normal map even though the maps are correctly assigned. Any idea what might be the cause behind this? I used the 3ds Max plugin v3.7.1 to export the original mesh.
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  32. Post #5872
    Toomuchfags's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,140 Posts


    You have now cancer.
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  33. Post #5873
    Failure's Avatar
    October 2008
    1,446 Posts
    Guys I've seen you talk here about mods that add more npcs. I've been searching for one called More NPCS in the wild and I cannot find it on tesnexus. Is it hosted somewhere else, or am I blind?
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  34. Post #5874
    Gold Member
    Broryt's Avatar
    January 2009
    3,346 Posts
    What the fuck

    I went to the Drunken Huntsman to kill Nazeem while he was asleep, as I grew tired of him, and I saw something rather unusual:

    Ahlam, Nazeem's wife (which I murdered right by the Gildergreen after she sent a couple thugs to kill on top of the Throat of the World,    at the same moment I finished the Main Quest and Paarthunax was giving his lecture to me   ), was lying dead and stripped of any item she previously had, including her clothes, on Nazeem's room floor.
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  35. Post #5875
    TheStateTrooper's Avatar
    September 2009
    2,082 Posts
    What the fuck

    I went to the Drunken Huntsman to kill Nazeem while he was asleep, as I grew tired of him, and I saw something rather unusual:

    Ahlam, Nazeem's wife (which I murdered right by the Gildergreen after she sent a couple thugs to kill on top of the Throat of the World,    at the same moment I finished the Main Quest and Paarthunax was giving his lecture to me   ), was lying dead and stripped of any item she previously had, including her clothes, on Nazeem's room floor.
    dont go to sleep tonight
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  36. Post #5876
    Dennab
    November 2009
    1,941 Posts
    Guys I've seen you talk here about mods that add more npcs. I've been searching for one called More NPCS in the wild and I cannot find it on tesnexus. Is it hosted somewhere else, or am I blind?
    Be aware it does this:
    http://www.facepunch.com/threads/116...=#post34760109
    Link at bottom of post
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  37. Post #5877
    Gold Member
    Mr. Agree's Avatar
    May 2010
    7,523 Posts
    Does anyone know if there is an Ezio outfit mod?

    Because he lost the apple of eden again and is too old to go looking for it, so I offered to help..
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  38. Post #5878
    Resplendent Reenactor
    Zillamaster55's Avatar
    June 2010
    18,597 Posts
    Ahlam, Nazeem's wife (which I murdered right by the Gildergreen after she sent a couple thugs to kill on top of the Throat of the World,    at the same moment I finished the Main Quest and Paarthunax was giving his lecture to me   ), was lying dead and stripped of any item she previously had, including her clothes, on Nazeem's room floor.
    Rough sex is the only logical explanation
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  39. Post #5879
    Failure's Avatar
    October 2008
    1,446 Posts
    Be aware it does this:
    http://www.facepunch.com/threads/116...=#post34760109
    Link at bottom of post
    Oh I missed the link, thanks!
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  40. Post #5880
    Dennab
    November 2009
    1,941 Posts
    Rough sex is the only logical explanation
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