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01271 · 17th February 2012

I like the trade where there's a guy selling an uncraftable black football helm, he wants to trade it for:
black paint... and a football helmet.
OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO PAINT MY FOOTBALL HELMET BLACK, WAIT LOOK SOMEONE'S ALREADY DONE IT, BETTER TRADE HIM MY BLACK PAINT AND HELM FOR HIS PRE-PAINTED ONE!

**Suttles** · 17th February 2012

I hate those pyros that do nothing but hunt you down, especially as spy.

They do nothing but follow you for 5 minutes. :/

Eriorguez · 17th February 2012

Flamethrowers are the only weapon with crits that scale with distance. That means that they are INSANELY screwed up by distance. Not to mention that Pyro crits are as strong as Heavy default damage. Whose crit bullets will still deal 27 damage across the map.

The Pyro is not OP, and the Phlog isn't precisely its stronger weapon.

Captain Chalky · 17th February 2012

LPG55 posted:

-Be pyro and have a medic following you
-Spam a few flare if you have a good aim, if not the detonator will do the trick
-Taunt behind a corner, still with your fellow medic healing you

Congratulation, you just created an Ubercrit, something a medic has to work hard to do.

Your point was...? The Pyro is restricted to close range and it takes about a second for the Pyro to activate the crits. The Medic can give criticals to any class, even the ones that dominate medium distance without crits, heal the patient during the charge and activate the crits instantly after you are fully charged.

**Suttles** · 17th February 2012

~

LPG55 · 17th February 2012

My point is that by taunting, something you can do before the ennemie see you (even if they see you, they can't kill you during that time and you can still run away if spotted) , you get the same advantage as if a medic had ubered you with the kritzkrieg, so i don't see how doing 205 fire damage and having to taunt while being invincible is enought to justify that huge damage boost.

NoNameForEvil · 17th February 2012

Suttles posted:

I also hate the community:

Seriously, is reading hard?

i read that as

Suttles' profile posted:

Don't add me.

Generic "real life that game sucked" comment.

Only try and have a conversation with me if we planned it out beforehand.

COMMENT ON MY PROFILE GUYS

I ALSO HAVE AN UNUSUAL TOQUE GUYS DON'T FORGET IT

ruling out people adding you without talking about it first is dumb

what if somebody added you from facepunch, because they thought you were cool

instantly ignoring them is a dick move

Average User · 17th February 2012

Suttles posted:

I also hate the community:

Seriously, is reading hard?

AJ is from facepunch, he probably added you to be a legitimate friend.

**=DarkStar=** · 17th February 2012

Suttles posted:

I also hate the community:

Seriously, is reading hard?

Seriously, is hard to set your profile so you can't get friend request?

**Darktooth77** · 17th February 2012

Suttles posted:

I also hate the community:

Seriously, is reading hard?

"MY TIME IS TOO VALUABLE FOR YOU MORTALS"

Drury · 17th February 2012

That unusual isn't fitting his personality.

He should donate it to charity.

Eriorguez · 17th February 2012

Pistol crit: 45 at any range.
Shotgun/Scattergun crit: 18 per pellet, 10 pellets, any range.
Minigun crit: 27 per boolet at any range. 40 boolet per second.
Sniper Rifle crit: Between 150 and 450.
Revolver crit: 120 at any range.
Rocket Launcher: 270 on direct hit.
Grenade Launcher: Up to 330 on direct hit.
Stickybomb Launcher: 353 at ground zero.
Syringe Gun: 30 per hard to aim syringe, 10 syringes per second.
Flamethrower: 19 per particle at closestmost range, decays down to 11 per particle. About 22 particles per second.

So, unless very close, even the MEDIC outdoes the Pyro with crits. Ever wondered why NOBODY Kritzs a Pyro? Because all other classes do that better.

NikoChekhov · 17th February 2012

Drury posted:

That unusual isn't fitting his personality.

He should donate it to charity.

Good luck with that

Drury · 17th February 2012

Eriorguez posted:

Pistol crit: 45 at any range.
Shotgun/Scattergun crit: 18 per pellet, 10 pellets, any range.
Minigun crit: 27 per boolet at any range. 40 boolet per second.
Sniper Rifle crit: Between 150 and 450.
Revolver crit: 120 at any range.
Rocket Launcher: 270 on direct hit.
Grenade Launcher: Up to 330 on direct hit.
Stickybomb Launcher: 353 at ground zero.
Syringe Gun: 30 per hard to aim syringe, 10 syringes per second.
Flamethrower: 19 per particle at closestmost range, decays down to 11 per particle. About 22 particles per second.

So, unless very close, even the MEDIC outdoes the Pyro with crits. Ever wondered why NOBODY Kritzs a Pyro? Because all other classes do that better.

Yeah, syringes do more damage per second than flamethrower - but the problem is, flamethrower is way easier to use (and has airblast). So yeah, if you're playing with Timbuktu's proest medic, and pyro with all sorts of mental disorders, it's better to kritz medic.

**Suttles** · 17th February 2012

NoNameForEvil posted:

i read that as

ruling out people adding you without talking about it first is dumb

what if somebody added you from facepunch, because they thought you were cool

instantly ignoring them is a dick move

I ignore them because I'm tired of retards adding me going "LOL XD U BANNED ME FROM OUTPOOST U R ADMIN ANOOSER" and "you are greedy fagot kill urshelf", or "1 bud for all your flies?"

Edited:

=DarkStar= posted:

Seriously, is hard to set your profile so you can't get friend request?

that's impossible.

Also, I've never seen a AJ on facepunch.

Eriorguez · 17th February 2012

Drury posted:

Yeah, syringes do more damage per second than flamethrower - but the problem is, flamethrower is way easier to use (and has airblast). So yeah, if you're playing with Timbuktu's proest medic, and pyro with all sorts of mental disorders, it's better to kritz medic.

Then again, it is the freaking Medic. The class designed to not be a combatant.

**Suttles** · 17th February 2012

NoNameForEvil posted:

i read that as

ruling out people adding you without talking about it first is dumb

what if somebody added you from facepunch, because they thought you were cool

instantly ignoring them is a dick move

They can easily talk to me...

facepunch
outpost
tf2tp
tf2op
steamrep
source op
Email
skype

I have all those.

I changed it to "Don't add me about Trading". Better?

Tired of people harrasing me, alot of my convos go like this now:

Person: price check on this unusual :)
Me: Idk
Person: fuck you, you should know.

One time, I middlemanned for 2 people, and neither said thanks, and were very pushy. Market is a shit hole.

FuryBlitz · 17th February 2012

Suttles posted:

I ignore them because I'm tired of retards adding me going "LOL XD U BANNED ME FROM OUTPOOST U R ADMIN ANOOSER" and "you are greedy fagot kill urshelf", or "1 bud for all your flies?"

Edited:

that's impossible.

Also, I've never seen a AJ on facepunch.

AJ is gutairplayer...

Erfly · 17th February 2012

Suttles posted:

One time, I middlemanned for 2 people, and neither said thanks, and were very pushy. Market is a shit hole.

Wow, what assholes. You should've just refused.

**Suttles** · 17th February 2012

5:22 PM - Suttles: How are you?
5:22 PM - p*o **Smile**: how are you?
5:22 PM - Suttles: What is the diffrence between 'Think for Me!' and 'think about it! ?
5:22 PM - p*o **Smile**: sory am from swe so a dont anderstande mutch
5:22 PM - Suttles: Yeah I know, it's because you have no sisters.
5:23 PM - p*o **Smile**: a have 2 sister
5:23 PM - Suttles: What is her name?
5:23 PM - p*o **Smile**: why a say that?
5:23 PM - Suttles: You are not clever.
5:24 PM - p*o **Smile**: fucker and dicxksucker
5:24 PM - Suttles: Yes I am full of sugar and spice. What about you?
5:24 PM - p*o **Smile**: dick
5:24 PM - Suttles: Are you lonely.
5:25 PM - Suttles: ?
5:25 PM - p*o **Smile**: u got bud?
5:25 PM - Suttles: I don't have one either.
5:25 PM - p*o **Smile**: u sell 1unusal
5:25 PM - Suttles: 42.
5:25 PM - p*o **Smile**: oh
5:25 PM - Suttles: Si.
5:26 PM - p*o **Smile**: u sell 1 for 1 bill 1 bmoc and 11 ref?
5:26 PM - Suttles: I am just going to go back to studying. Thanks for talking to me.
5:26 PM - p*o **Smile**: i want unusal
5:26 PM - Suttles: With other boy?
5:27 PM - p*o **Smile**: what u mean
5:27 PM - p*o **Smile**: how are you?
5:27 PM - Suttles: Nothing.
5:27 PM - Suttles: Fine.
5:27 PM - p*o **Smile**: i want 1 unusal
5:27 PM - Suttles: I can't promise anything.
p*o **Smile** had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
5:28 PM - p*o **Smile**: trade
5:28 PM - p*o **Smile**: ?
5:28 PM - Suttles: No.
5:28 PM - Suttles: Are you man or machine?
5:29 PM - p*o **Smile**: why?
p*o **Smile** had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
5:29 PM - Suttles: Because you are.
5:29 PM - p*o **Smile**: am a facker macine
5:29 PM - Suttles: Yes.
5:29 PM - p*o **Smile**: i gona fack you in the dick if u dont trade mi a unusal

5:30 PM - Suttles: I don't think you know where you live.
5:30 PM - Suttles: So, what is your purpose then?
5:30 PM - p*o **Smile**: omg
5:30 PM - Suttles: That's a song.
5:30 PM - p*o **Smile**: what are u doning
5:30 PM - p*o **Smile**: i dont know how you are
5:30 PM - Suttles: Hey my name is Cleverbot.
5:30 PM - p*o **Smile**: so?!?!?
5:30 PM - Suttles: O good how are you?
5:31 PM - Suttles: Am I what?
5:31 PM - p*o **Smile**: why u add mi?
5:31 PM - Suttles: Why why not why?
5:31 PM - p*o **Smile**: i need unusal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
5:31 PM - Suttles: Ok.
5:31 PM - p*o **Smile**: now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL.

This is why I love traders.

I turned cleverbot on.

He spammed my friend, I'm getting revenge.

Marik Bentusi · 17th February 2012

Guillebon posted:

I hate how keys have been overstocked for almost a month in the warehouse.

Pretty much everything I've tried to sell to TF2WH has been rejected because of this reason. Items always cost more than what the original owner got in return, and there's several small ways TF2WH is extracting small amounts of extra credits from their customers. Since every credit has been earned with weapons, they eventually end up being flooded in all sorts of items.

But the system is stuck there because nobody can gain credits to spend anymore. Would be cool if they just randomly gave out overstocked items, but I doubt that's gonna happen.

Proves that their business model is working tho.

**Suttles** · 17th February 2012

5:32 PM - Suttles: I'm fine. How old are you?
5:32 PM - p*o **Smile**: hitler kadaffi
5:32 PM - p*o **Smile**: 12+32139,1+23921+´49´21
5:32 PM - Suttles: That would be wrong!
5:32 PM - Suttles: 42.
5:32 PM - p*o **Smile**: yeah
5:32 PM - Suttles: Nooo.
5:32 PM - p*o **Smile**: am 20
5:33 PM - Suttles: Am 1.
5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: so i gona hack you hahahahhahahaha
5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: joking
5:33 PM - Suttles: No! I dont! Do you?
5:33 PM - Suttles: So let me ask an question.. Will you?
5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: u
5:33 PM - Suttles: Ty.
5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: nopr
5:33 PM - Suttles: Incorrect syntax. Please check your spelling and try again.
5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: ?
5:33 PM - Suttles: I AM A MACHINE, I ADMIT IT!!! *wails loudly*.
5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: i dont anderstand
5:34 PM - Suttles: You said that serendipity is not interesting for you.

wow

its saying IM A BOT

and he thinks its me.

Rcksta · 17th February 2012

H..how you are able to connect steam chat with cleverbot?

**Suttles** · 17th February 2012

Rcksta posted:

H..how you are able to connect steam chat with cleverbot?

GD

emmens · 17th February 2012

I just had a weird thought, or question....why are buds currency?

I don't think I've gotten an answer on that, yeah they're highly valuable but seriously why are they the bench mark currency for the economy?

Who, when and why was it decided that one of the least obtainable items were the currency.

**Suttles** · 17th February 2012

emmens posted:

I just had a weird thought, or question....why are buds currency?

I don't think I've gotten an answer on that, yeah they're highly valuable but seriously why are they the bench mark currency for the economy?

Who, when and why was it decided that one of the least obtainable items were the currency.

they are pretty common compared to other promos.

Guitarplayer213 · 17th February 2012

Suttles, why?? You hurt my feelings.

**Stoffy** · 17th February 2012

Suttles posted:

GD

What is GD?

Global Dominance?

maxumym · 17th February 2012

Stoffy posted:

What is GD?

Global Dominance?

General Discussion.

emmens · 17th February 2012

Suttles posted:

they are pretty common compared to other promos.

But they're so hard to obtain unless your a hardcore trader.

**Suttles** · 17th February 2012

Guitarplayer213 posted:

Suttles, why?? You hurt my feelings.

recognized your name, thought you were a trader

Edited:

emmens posted:

But they're so hard to obtain unless your a hardcore trader.

That's what I don't get either.

emmens · 18th February 2012

Suttles posted:

That's what I don't get either.

So why can't what ever force that made them currency make it easier for them to get a hold of for the normal trader? since they aren't that hard to come by.

This is the kind of thing that keeps me up till 2 in the morning.