1. Post #681
    BanthaFodder's Avatar
    May 2011
    6,320 Posts
    I can only think of this

    "My Nancy's a genius too. A genius at having a great can!"
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  2. Post #682
    I'll donate $1,000 to a site that's based around chance but not $1 to a site that provides a community service :C
    yellowoboe's Avatar
    February 2007
    33,005 Posts
    What annoys me is how almost everyone uses the Trained Killer style on the Villain's Veil. Its even better when its painted black.
    Smooth Assasssin is where it's at.
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  3. Post #683
    Average User's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,577 Posts


    To those who hate my bad drawing skills: Turning a corner and getting taunt killed.
    When this happens I usually say, "Hey, nice timing bro"
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  4. Post #684
    Gold Member
    =DarkStar='s Avatar
    August 2010
    8,976 Posts


    To those who hate my bad drawing skills: Turning a corner and getting taunt killed.
    I love doing that, especially against Scouts. They deserve dying in degrading ways.
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  5. Post #685
    Ask me to be a movie trailer voice.
    Lunik's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,292 Posts
    I love doing that, especially against Scouts. They deserve dying in degrading ways.
    What's wrong with the Scout and why does he deserve to die like that?

    ...Other than the fact that the entire class seems to be designed to annoy the fuck out of the enemy team?

    Edited:
    I main Scout, so I'm just wondering if I cause you guys that much pain.
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  6. Post #686
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    =DarkStar='s Avatar
    August 2010
    8,976 Posts
    What's wrong with the Scout and why does he deserve to die like that?

    ...Other than the fact that the entire class seems to be designed to annoy the fuck out of the enemy team?

    Edited:
    I main Scout, so I'm just wondering if I cause you guys that much pain.

    Do I really need to explain this? I hate scouts to the core of my very soul. They annoy the fuck out of they own team and most of the time if he gets the first shot you are doom.
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  7. Post #687
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    Totenkreuz's Avatar
    January 2011
    12,370 Posts
    I main scout ;-;

    But here's a protip: Get good with the direct hit. One shotting scouts never stops being fun.
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  8. Post #688
    I'll donate $1,000 to a site that's based around chance but not $1 to a site that provides a community service :C
    yellowoboe's Avatar
    February 2007
    33,005 Posts
    you are doom.
    I don't mind this.
    That's a great game.
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  9. Post #689
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    =DarkStar='s Avatar
    August 2010
    8,976 Posts
    I main scout ;-;

    But here's a protip: Get good with the direct hit. One shotting scouts never stops being fun.
    You're cool bro, I can't hate you. But Scouts are not in my ''heal this guy and airblast this guy on fire'' list and on top of that those fucking ammo snatchers never let me get my defence up when Im Engineer.
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  10. Post #690
    Ask me to be a movie trailer voice.
    Lunik's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,292 Posts
    You're cool bro, I can't hate you. But Scouts are not in my ''heal this guy and airblast this guy on fire'' list and on top of that those fucking ammo snatchers never let me get my defence up when Im Engineer.
    Heh, the thing about Scouts is that they really need to realize that there's a team behind them. When you're at the front of the pack you can forget to look behind you every once in a while. A lot of them can be pretty awful.
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  11. Post #691
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    Cyanlime's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,917 Posts
    That the pins on the Itsy bitsy spyer are still the wrong cream spirit, even after the creator fixed it. :(
    May not seem like much of a problem, but it looks really ugly.
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  12. Post #692
    Bazkip's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,279 Posts
    That the pins on the Itsy bitsy spyer are still the wrong cream spirit, even after the creator fixed it. :(
    May not seem like much of a problem, but it looks really ugly.
    Didn't Ducksink release a fix for that in the Emporium?

    Edited:

    Mudkip Maestro: Hey
    Link: hi
    Mudkip Maestro: You added me the other day?
    Link is now Offline.
    :V
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  13. Post #693
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    Magmacow358's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,345 Posts
    I hate how soldiers somehow manage to always fuck my shit. No matter what. I especially hate how 60% of all soldiers just use the black box now, making them even more irritating since they can now heal themselves by shooting you.

    Any tips on what to do? (I mainly play pyro, and yes i know to airblast their rockets)
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  14. Post #694
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    Dennab
    December 2009
    14,782 Posts
    What annoys me is how almost everyone uses the Trained Killer style on the Villain's Veil. Its even better when its painted black.


    ahem.
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  15. Post #695
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    Totenkreuz's Avatar
    January 2011
    12,370 Posts
    When people say "refs" like "that item goes for 3 refs" the word ref, is more like the words sheep and fish and should never be pluralized.
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  16. Post #696
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,456 Posts
    When people say "refs" like "that item goes for 3 refs" the word ref, is more like the words sheep and fish and should never be pluralized.
    you are pulling my teeths

    dont step on my foots
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  17. Post #697
    Maxime Lebled
    Dennab
    December 2010
    12,749 Posts
    On a game I just played my team was getting slaughtered because we had five snipers on our team. So jokingly I suggested that "WE NEED MORE SNIPERS GUYS IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE"

    The entire team went Sniper and we managed to bludgeon through two stages in Dustbowl. Somehow.
    Did I tell you guys about the time we pushed through a stage of Goldrush with Spycrab team?
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  18. Post #698
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    DelBoy's Avatar
    November 2010
    191 Posts
    I was playing in cp_degroot yesterday, and there was this cowardly sniper who would come out of spawn, toss a lucky arrow into your head, and step right back into his little safe haven - ALL THE TIME.

    Then whenever his team lost, he would be the guy that would always survive during humiliation because he'd be the first one to go run and find a good hiding spot.
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  19. Post #699
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    Seiteki's Avatar
    September 2005
    12,210 Posts
    I was playing in cp_degroot yesterday, and there was this cowardly sniper who would come out of spawn, toss a lucky arrow into your head, and step right back into his little safe haven - ALL THE TIME.

    Then whenever his team lost, he would be the guy that would always survive during humiliation because he'd be the first one to go run and find a good hiding spot.
    Yeah, but I bet he had an awesome K:D ratio, bro.
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  20. Post #700
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    eatdembeanz's Avatar
    July 2009
    10,673 Posts
    Is ot good if I do that exact thing, with the newer version?
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  21. Post #701
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    Zannabluke's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,213 Posts
    I love doing that, especially against Scouts. They deserve dying in degrading ways.
    Nothing is more satisfying than killing a scout with a rocket or pipe. Ah, delicious gibs everywhere.
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  22. Post #702
    Sourcegamer8's Avatar
    June 2008
    4,644 Posts
    Yeah, but I bet he had an awesome K:D ratio, bro.
    Does K:D really matter? Considering only you, yourself can see the K:D, and the rest seeing score?
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  23. Post #703
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    Dennab
    December 2009
    14,782 Posts


    this greasemonkey script sure is confusing
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  24. Post #704
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    Ripper Roo's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,866 Posts
    TF2 hates my avatar, nothing I did to stop it from deforming works :(
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  25. Post #705
    elemshadow's Avatar
    July 2011
    68 Posts
    Sniper misses the Jarate throw. Crit Bushwacka in the face anyway. :I
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  26. Post #706
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    Demon!'s Avatar
    November 2011
    4,982 Posts
    Sniper misses the Jarate throw. Crit Bushwacka in the face anyway. :I
    Why DOES the Bushwacka get random crits?
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  27. Post #707
    Eriorguez's Avatar
    May 2011
    2,706 Posts
    Because Melee weapons are not as gamechanging and needed of extreme balance as the other weapons. Been that way since the Ubersaw, Axtinguisher and K.G.B.
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  28. Post #708
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    NoNameForEvil's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,261 Posts
    Why DOES the Bushwacka get random crits?
    because dying 0.2 seconds faster from fire is totally a real downside to getting random crits as well as guaranteed crits right

    but wait you have to use a specific secondary to get the guaranteed crits so it's balanced
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  29. Post #709
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    eatdembeanz's Avatar
    July 2009
    10,673 Posts
    because dying 0.2 seconds faster from fire is totally a real downside to getting random crits as well as guaranteed crits right

    but wait you have to use a specific secondary to get the guaranteed crits so it's balanced
    A specific secondary with a large area of effect that almost everyone uses.
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  30. Post #710
    Top 2hu
    HouraiDoll's Avatar
    October 2010
    654 Posts

    I know that feel, bro.
    A little late, I know. But god damn.

    Edit: I may have been a little too dramatic on that replay.
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  31. Post #711
    reywilnc's Avatar
    September 2010
    1,557 Posts

    I know that feel, bro.
    A little late, I know. But god damn.

    Edit: I may have been a little too dramatic on that replay.
    The slow music is so fitting
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  32. Post #712
    thenintendork's Avatar
    July 2011
    951 Posts
    I just had a racist hacker on my favorite server.
    He joined, and just said "hey whats up faggots watcha doing?" not racist, but offensive.
    Later he activated some crit hacks as an enforcer spy. We all started calling him out and he activated a name changing hack, switching rapidly from name to name so fast that the scoreboard couldn't keep up.
    Then he went heavy and activated some speed hacks, later someone started using the mic (I don't know who, I had him muted because of micspam while I was listening to music on my ipod) and he said "who just talked? you don't even sound american. that's a horrible american accent, fuck off, americans only"
    after a while we got an admin on, but he was taking a while to actually connect.
    reported, and if you want, you can report him yourself right here.
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  33. Post #713
    For once, don't be so weak.
    Colour's Avatar
    August 2011
    2,166 Posts
    I just had a racist hacker on my favorite server.
    He joined, and just said "hey whats up faggots watcha doing?" not racist, but offensive.
    Later he activated some crit hacks as an enforcer spy. We all started calling him out and he activated a name changing hack, switching rapidly from name to name so fast that the scoreboard couldn't keep up.
    Then he went heavy and activated some speed hacks, later someone started using the mic (I don't know who, I had him muted because of micspam while I was listening to music on my ipod) and he said "who just talked? you don't even sound american. that's a horrible american accent, fuck off, americans only"
    after a while we got an admin on, but he was taking a while to actually connect.
    reported, and if you want, you can report him yourself right here.


    Faggot.
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  34. Post #714
    thenintendork's Avatar
    July 2011
    951 Posts


    Faggot.
    Oh my goodness, I just realized how contradictory that makes him.
    He was complaining about a spray of a gay couple engaging in oral sex, to the best of my memory, the quote was "Ah what the hell? what sick faggot would spray a faggot blowing a dude who is that get off"
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  35. Post #715
    Crash15's Avatar
    July 2011
    6,504 Posts


    Faggot.
    >[myg0t]
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  36. Post #716
    Maxime Lebled
    Dennab
    December 2010
    12,749 Posts


    this greasemonkey script sure is confusing
    Why does it work for you and not for me?
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  37. Post #717
    I hate over-rated hats. Like the AC:R hood, I mean, don't get me wrong, I fucking LOVE Assassin's Creed, and Revelations is my favourite yet, but the Spy hood is just so damn unfitting, The hidden blade is fine, but like the scarf, the hood is horrible, and gets shoe horned into EVERY loadout. It's just a damn mercy the scarf on the hood gets painted.
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  38. Post #718
    Repulsion's Avatar
    May 2010
    1,964 Posts
    I played a match a day ago where a bunch of little kids went medic, stayed in spawn, and refused to heal anyone unless 'they needed it'!

    Seriously, they were terrible. No surprise, but we lost the match. Several times.

    Edit: fuck tags
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  39. Post #719
    Gold Member
    Captain Chalky's Avatar
    September 2010
    7,886 Posts
    He was complaining about a spray of a gay couple engaging in oral sex
    Gee.

    I wonder why.
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  40. Post #720
    Stick Figure Artist
    Darktooth77's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,906 Posts
    3:56 PM - Darktooth ☂: ello
    3:56 PM - Darktooth ☂: i saw your trade on tf2tp
    3:56 PM - Darktooth ☂: how much for the uncraftable apparitions?
    3:57 PM - Darktooth ☂: you there?
    3:57 PM - Veikko: 7 ref
    3:57 PM - Darktooth ☂: woooooaahh buddy
    3:57 PM - Darktooth ☂: for an uncraftable?
    3:58 PM - Darktooth ☂: it's normally 7-8
    3:58 PM - Darktooth ☂: uncraftables are 4-5
    Veikko is now Offline.
    stubborn traders who try to scam people out of their metal
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