[BanthaFodder]

A B.A. Survivor posted:

I can only think of this

"My Nancy's a genius too. A genius at having a great can!"

[yellowoboe]

Hilarious Pill posted:

What annoys me is how almost everyone uses the Trained Killer style on the Villain's Veil. Its even better when its painted black.

Smooth Assasssin is where it's at.

[Average User]

Zadrave posted:

To those who hate my bad drawing skills: Turning a corner and getting taunt killed.

When this happens I usually say, "Hey, nice timing bro"

[=DarkStar=]

Zadrave posted:

To those who hate my bad drawing skills: Turning a corner and getting taunt killed.

I love doing that, especially against Scouts. They deserve dying in degrading ways.

[Lunik]

=DarkStar= posted:

I love doing that, especially against Scouts. They deserve dying in degrading ways.

What's wrong with the Scout and why does he deserve to die like that?

...Other than the fact that the entire class seems to be designed to annoy the fuck out of the enemy team?

Edited:
I main Scout, so I'm just wondering if I cause you guys that much pain.

[=DarkStar=]

Lunik posted:

What's wrong with the Scout and why does he deserve to die like that?

...Other than the fact that the entire class seems to be designed to annoy the fuck out of the enemy team?

Edited:
I main Scout, so I'm just wondering if I cause you guys that much pain.

Do I really need to explain this? I hate scouts to the core of my very soul. They annoy the fuck out of they own team and most of the time if he gets the first shot you are doom.

[Totenkreuz]

I main scout ;-;

But here's a protip: Get good with the direct hit. One shotting scouts never stops being fun.

[yellowoboe]

=DarkStar= posted:

you are doom.

I don't mind this.
That's a great game.

[=DarkStar=]

Totenkreuz posted:

I main scout ;-;

But here's a protip: Get good with the direct hit. One shotting scouts never stops being fun.

You're cool bro, I can't hate you. But Scouts are not in my ''heal this guy and airblast this guy on fire'' list and on top of that those fucking ammo snatchers never let me get my defence up when Im Engineer.

[Lunik]

=DarkStar= posted:

You're cool bro, I can't hate you. But Scouts are not in my ''heal this guy and airblast this guy on fire'' list and on top of that those fucking ammo snatchers never let me get my defence up when Im Engineer.

Heh, the thing about Scouts is that they really need to realize that there's a team behind them. When you're at the front of the pack you can forget to look behind you every once in a while. A lot of them can be pretty awful.

[Cyanlime]

That the pins on the Itsy bitsy spyer are still the wrong cream spirit, even after the creator fixed it. :(
May not seem like much of a problem, but it looks really ugly.

[Bazkip]

Cyanlime posted:

That the pins on the Itsy bitsy spyer are still the wrong cream spirit, even after the creator fixed it. :(
May not seem like much of a problem, but it looks really ugly.

Didn't Ducksink release a fix for that in the Emporium?

Edited:

Mudkip Maestro: Hey
Link: hi
Mudkip Maestro: You added me the other day?
Link is now Offline.

:V

[Magmacow358]

I hate how soldiers somehow manage to always fuck my shit. No matter what. I especially hate how 60% of all soldiers just use the black box now, making them even more irritating since they can now heal themselves by shooting you.

Any tips on what to do? (I mainly play pyro, and yes i know to airblast their rockets)

[Pocket Medic]

Hilarious Pill posted:

What annoys me is how almost everyone uses the Trained Killer style on the Villain's Veil. Its even better when its painted black.

ahem.

[Totenkreuz]

When people say "refs" like "that item goes for 3 refs" the word ref, is more like the words sheep and fish and should never be pluralized.

[Suttles]

Totenkreuz posted:

When people say "refs" like "that item goes for 3 refs" the word ref, is more like the words sheep and fish and should never be pluralized.

you are pulling my teeths

dont step on my foots

[maxumym]

Lunik posted:

On a game I just played my team was getting slaughtered because we had five snipers on our team. So jokingly I suggested that "WE NEED MORE SNIPERS GUYS IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE"

The entire team went Sniper and we managed to bludgeon through two stages in Dustbowl. Somehow.

Did I tell you guys about the time we pushed through a stage of Goldrush with Spycrab team?

[DelBoy]

I was playing in cp_degroot yesterday, and there was this cowardly sniper who would come out of spawn, toss a lucky arrow into your head, and step right back into his little safe haven - ALL THE TIME.

Then whenever his team lost, he would be the guy that would always survive during humiliation because he'd be the first one to go run and find a good hiding spot.

[Seiteki]

DelBoy posted:

I was playing in cp_degroot yesterday, and there was this cowardly sniper who would come out of spawn, toss a lucky arrow into your head, and step right back into his little safe haven - ALL THE TIME.

Then whenever his team lost, he would be the guy that would always survive during humiliation because he'd be the first one to go run and find a good hiding spot.

Yeah, but I bet he had an awesome K:D ratio, bro.

[eatdembeanz]

Pocket Medic posted:

ahem.

Is ot good if I do that exact thing, with the newer version?

[Zannabluke]

=DarkStar= posted:

I love doing that, especially against Scouts. They deserve dying in degrading ways.

Nothing is more satisfying than killing a scout with a rocket or pipe. Ah, delicious gibs everywhere.

[Sourcegamer8]

Seiteki posted:

Yeah, but I bet he had an awesome K:D ratio, bro.

Does K:D really matter? Considering only you, yourself can see the K:D, and the rest seeing score?

[Pocket Medic]

this greasemonkey script sure is confusing

[Ripper Roo]

TF2 hates my avatar, nothing I did to stop it from deforming works :(

[elemshadow]

Sniper misses the Jarate throw. Crit Bushwacka in the face anyway. :I

[Demon!]

elemshadow posted:

Sniper misses the Jarate throw. Crit Bushwacka in the face anyway. :I

Why DOES the Bushwacka get random crits?

[Eriorguez]

Because Melee weapons are not as gamechanging and needed of extreme balance as the other weapons. Been that way since the Ubersaw, Axtinguisher and K.G.B.

[NoNameForEvil]

Demon! posted:

Why DOES the Bushwacka get random crits?

because dying 0.2 seconds faster from fire is totally a real downside to getting random crits as well as guaranteed crits right

but wait you have to use a specific secondary to get the guaranteed crits so it's balanced

[eatdembeanz]

NoNameForEvil posted:

because dying 0.2 seconds faster from fire is totally a real downside to getting random crits as well as guaranteed crits right

but wait you have to use a specific secondary to get the guaranteed crits so it's balanced

A specific secondary with a large area of effect that almost everyone uses.

[HouraiDoll]

Constructor posted:

I know that feel, bro.
A little late, I know. But god damn.

Edit: I may have been a little too dramatic on that replay.

[reywilnc]

HouraiDoll posted:

I know that feel, bro.
A little late, I know. But god damn.

Edit: I may have been a little too dramatic on that replay.

The slow music is so fitting

[thenintendork]

I just had a racist hacker on my favorite server.
He joined, and just said "hey whats up faggots watcha doing?" not racist, but offensive.
Later he activated some crit hacks as an enforcer spy. We all started calling him out and he activated a name changing hack, switching rapidly from name to name so fast that the scoreboard couldn't keep up.
Then he went heavy and activated some speed hacks, later someone started using the mic (I don't know who, I had him muted because of micspam while I was listening to music on my ipod) and he said "who just talked? you don't even sound american. that's a horrible american accent, fuck off, americans only"
after a while we got an admin on, but he was taking a while to actually connect.
reported, and if you want, you can report him yourself right here.

[Colour]

thenintendork posted:

I just had a racist hacker on my favorite server.
He joined, and just said "hey whats up faggots watcha doing?" not racist, but offensive.
Later he activated some crit hacks as an enforcer spy. We all started calling him out and he activated a name changing hack, switching rapidly from name to name so fast that the scoreboard couldn't keep up.
Then he went heavy and activated some speed hacks, later someone started using the mic (I don't know who, I had him muted because of micspam while I was listening to music on my ipod) and he said "who just talked? you don't even sound american. that's a horrible american accent, fuck off, americans only"
after a while we got an admin on, but he was taking a while to actually connect.
reported, and if you want, you can report him yourself right here.

Faggot.

[thenintendork]

Colour posted:

Faggot.

Oh my goodness, I just realized how contradictory that makes him.
He was complaining about a spray of a gay couple engaging in oral sex, to the best of my memory, the quote was "Ah what the hell? what sick faggot would spray a faggot blowing a dude who is that get off"

[Crash15]

Colour posted:

Faggot.

>[myg0t]

[maxumym]

Pocket Medic posted:

this greasemonkey script sure is confusing

Why does it work for you and not for me?

[Hatley]

I hate over-rated hats. Like the AC:R hood, I mean, don't get me wrong, I fucking LOVE Assassin's Creed, and Revelations is my favourite yet, but the Spy hood is just so damn unfitting, The hidden blade is fine, but like the scarf, the hood is horrible, and gets shoe horned into EVERY loadout. It's just a damn mercy the scarf on the hood gets painted.

[Repulsion]

I played a match a day ago where a bunch of little kids went medic, stayed in spawn, and refused to heal anyone unless 'they needed it'!

Seriously, they were terrible. No surprise, but we lost the match. Several times.

Edit: fuck tags

[Captain Chalky]

thenintendork posted:

He was complaining about a spray of a gay couple engaging in oral sex

Gee.

I wonder why.

[Darktooth77]

3:56 PM - Darktooth ☂: ello
3:56 PM - Darktooth ☂: i saw your trade on tf2tp
3:56 PM - Darktooth ☂: how much for the uncraftable apparitions?
3:57 PM - Darktooth ☂: you there?
3:57 PM - Veikko: 7 ref
3:57 PM - Darktooth ☂: woooooaahh buddy
3:57 PM - Darktooth ☂: for an uncraftable?
3:58 PM - Darktooth ☂: it's normally 7-8
3:58 PM - Darktooth ☂: uncraftables are 4-5
Veikko is now Offline.

stubborn traders who try to scam people out of their metal