1. Post #3641
    *kills someone*

    *uses high-five taunt*

    *Sudden trade from the person I just killed*

    "u sed u sell u traed tuant 4 me plox 7ref?"
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  2. Post #3642
    Flamboyant Homosexual
    Trixxter's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,340 Posts
    Like everyone else I'm pretty annoyed by the attitude most traders have, Hell the past couple trades I've put on out pose have gotten condescending replies going" That item is 3 keys, you have items that don't even add up to one" then I throw in hats "Those hats are worthless"


    I'm sorry I guess you're just one of those unsatisfied douche bags.
    I dont have anything against it if its like, a set from a promo such as "Selling Shogun 2 Promo Set", but I hate when its "themed" bs, making you pay +3ref more because he renamed some weapons to go with a hat you want and you ONLY want the hat, thats when you need a swift kick to the fruits.
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  3. Post #3643
    Bazkip's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,279 Posts
    Mudkip Maestro: Hey
    mr. fyote: yo you still got that YER
    Mudkip Maestro: Yes
    Mudkip Maestro: Got too many of that damn thing
    Mudkip Maestro: lol
    mr. fyote: dude give me
    mr. fyote: 3 for 2 scrap then
    Mudkip Maestro: I'd like to keep one for myself
    Mudkip Maestro: So two spares
    mr. fyote: ok give me 2 for 1 scrap then
    Mudkip Maestro: Uh
    Mudkip Maestro: The price was 1 scrap per weapon
    mr. fyote: so
    Mudkip Maestro: And it's not changing
    mr. fyote: why you say you have to many
    Mudkip Maestro: I'm making a joke?
    Mudkip Maestro: It's only two extra spares
    mr. fyote: let me have the one then
    mr. fyote: shit
    Mudkip Maestro: Okay
    mr. fyote: ok ty
    Mudkip Maestro: Enjoy
    mr. fyote: i won't
    mr. fyote is now Offline.
    Geez, what a dick.
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  4. Post #3644
    Resplendent Reenactor
    Zillamaster55's Avatar
    June 2010
    18,245 Posts
    I get about 1 or 2 messages a day asking me for my unusual.

    Even when I'm not in TF2.

    How do people know this
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  5. Post #3645
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,456 Posts
    The thing I hate is when people tack on garbage items onto things then do the *ONLY SELLING AS SET* bullshit in attempt to make people spend more.
    http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/1629581
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  6. Post #3646
    So some guy wanted to buy my S. Huntsman for a Fetti Pyromancer mask.

    We are about to trade when he asks me to throw in my bills.

    Pure fury.
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  7. Post #3647
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,456 Posts
    Ugh, why are huntsmen so expensive. Last strange I need.

    Any chance of getting one for my strange festive bat?
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  8. Post #3648
    emmens's Avatar
    October 2011
    799 Posts
    Ugh, why are huntsmen so expensive. Last strange I need.

    Any chance of getting one for my strange festive bat?
    I share the exact same sentiments when it comes to the strange gunslinger. I'm either gonna shell out 30 bucks for the thing or wait for it to get rotated into another box, which knowing valve would be salvaged....AGAIN.
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  9. Post #3649
    仕方が無い
    Cape's Avatar
    April 2012
    4,248 Posts
    Something that bugs me outta my skull:

    Trader 1: Selling weapons
    Trader 2: Buying Righteous Bison (or any other wep)
    Trader 1: Selling Weapons like wrap assassin, righteous bison, flare gun
    Trader 2: Buying Righteous Bison
    Trader 1: Selling Weapons like wrap assassin, righteous bison, flare gun
    Trader 2: Buying Righteous Bison
    Trader 1: Selling Weapons like wrap assassin, righteous bison, flare gun
    Trader 2: Buying Righteous Bison
    Trader 1: Selling Weapons like wrap assassin, righteous bison, flare gun
    Trader 2: Buying Righteous Bison
    Trader 1: Selling Weapons like wrap assassin, righteous bison, flare gun
    Trader 2: Trade me if you have a righteous bison for sale.

    GOD. Do you need Cupid to show you two together or something?
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  10. Post #3650
    Executive's Avatar
    November 2009
    859 Posts
    Something that bugs me outta my skull:

    Trader 1: Selling weapons
    Trader 2: Buying Righteous Bison (or any other wep)
    Trader 1: Selling Weapons like wrap assassin, righteous bison, flare gun
    Trader 2: Buying Righteous Bison
    Trader 1: Selling Weapons like wrap assassin, righteous bison, flare gun
    Trader 2: Buying Righteous Bison
    Trader 1: Selling Weapons like wrap assassin, righteous bison, flare gun
    Trader 2: Buying Righteous Bison
    Trader 1: Selling Weapons like wrap assassin, righteous bison, flare gun
    Trader 2: Buying Righteous Bison
    Trader 1: Selling Weapons like wrap assassin, righteous bison, flare gun
    Trader 2: Trade me if you have a righteous bison for sale.

    GOD. Do you need Cupid to show you two together or something?
    A lot of times when I'm only selling, and not buying, I don't read the chat since if they saw the item they want, they should have traded me. Makes multi tasking a lot easier, I usually read my book when I'm scrap banking or lil things like that.

    That's all on trader 2.
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  11. Post #3651
    Gold Member
    Totenkreuz's Avatar
    January 2011
    12,375 Posts
    A lot of times when I'm only selling, and not buying, I don't read the chat since if they saw the item they want, they should have traded me. Makes multi tasking a lot easier, I usually read my book when I'm scrap banking or lil things like that.

    That's all on trader 2.
    And trader 2 thinks he'll see you have what he's asking for and will take the initiative since it's you who wants to make something.

    Put some effort in.
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  12. Post #3652
    仕方が無い
    Cape's Avatar
    April 2012
    4,248 Posts
    It normally comes down to that weird taboo about who trades first.
    I don't understand why people have the need to be traded instead of initiating the trade.

    When I see something I want for a price I can afford BOOM slam down that trade asap.
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  13. Post #3653
    Gold Member
    Jesp's Avatar
    October 2011
    1,889 Posts
    Ugh the whole concept of "themed" annoys me unless it's something that actually makes sense.

    Especially "any item that's level 42 or 69 is themed because XDDD meaning of life and sex!!!"
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  14. Post #3654
    I'LL SUCK DICK FOR SELF-MADES
    Constructor's Avatar
    July 2011
    10,074 Posts
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  15. Post #3655
    Flamboyant Homosexual
    Trixxter's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,340 Posts
    Switching to a new keyboard and mouse and everyone expecting you to be good.
    Of course im sucking, BOTH OF THESE FEEL FREAKING WEIRD.

    people who sit in spawn, with something being sapped right outside and cant change to engy to unsap it despite seeing it. GAWD DAMNIT
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  16. Post #3656
    Gold Member
    Demon!'s Avatar
    November 2011
    4,982 Posts
    "Gooby pls" never fails to make me laugh.


    On a side note, I really can't stand when a team rolls Heavies to win.
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  17. Post #3657
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    December 2009
    14,782 Posts


    Try and find all the things I hate in this picture
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  18. Post #3658
    Dancing soldiers?
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  19. Post #3659
    I'LL SUCK DICK FOR SELF-MADES
    Constructor's Avatar
    July 2011
    10,074 Posts
    You pushed to a checkpoint and then you got autobalanced
    An aussie bastard joined your server
    There's a sniper with the machina
    Flowers not white enough
    Clipping
    Cracky pop is creepy as all hell
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  20. Post #3660
    Paltry Member
    J-RcZ's Avatar
    February 2012
    5,439 Posts
    "any item that's level 42 themed because XDDD meaning of life!!!"
    You know what's sad? Most of the people never read the books.
    You know what's even sadder? Most of them never even watched the movie.
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  21. Post #3661
    OZZY INTENSIFIES
    GastricTank's Avatar
    August 2009
    9,055 Posts


    Try and find all the things I hate in this picture
    Autobalance after capping.
    Being the only one pushing the cart.
    Overused, tacky misc item combinations.
    Naming a rocket launcher after a type of rocket launcher.
    Fighting 1 vs 2 against a Soldier and a Sniper who probably careers and outclasses everyone on the server.

    Did I get it?
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  22. Post #3662
    Gold Member
    Zannabluke's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,215 Posts
    Autobalance after capping.
    Being the only one pushing the cart.
    Overused hats and misc items.
    Naming a rocket launcher after a type of rocket launcher.
    Fighting 1 vs 2 against a Soldier (and a Sniper) who probably careers and outclasses everyone on the server.

    Did I get it?
    Fixed for you.
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  23. Post #3663
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,007 Posts
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  24. Post #3664
    Gold Member
    Goodwell's Avatar
    July 2011
    7,805 Posts
    Oh god i hate when they build their sentry right next to mine.

    You're gonna be more useful if you use a different spot, sir. You know, cover more ground?

    Not gonna move? Fine, i'll haul myself awa--DON'T FUCKING FOLLOW ME GOD DAMN
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  25. Post #3665
    Gold Member
    Totenkreuz's Avatar
    January 2011
    12,375 Posts
    Thought your arm was blue for a moment I was about to say "How could that annoy you ? You're about to have the time of your life!"
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  26. Post #3666
    Gold Member
    L_Dawg's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,252 Posts
    Oh god i hate when they build their sentry right next to mine.

    You're gonna be more useful if you use a different spot, sir. You know, cover more ground?

    Not gonna move? Fine, i'll haul myself awa--DON'T FUCKING FOLLOW ME GOD DAMN
    I've never had anybody follow me after I haul my sentry away. That's just odd.
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  27. Post #3667
    Gold Member
    Goodwell's Avatar
    July 2011
    7,805 Posts
    I've never had anybody follow me after I haul my sentry away. That's just odd.
    They kept sticking to my dispenser like glue.

    They didn't run back to resupply or grab ammo kits. They just stuck to my dispenser.

    So i picked it up. And they did nothing. Nothing at all.

    I really don't get it.
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  28. Post #3668
    Ghost86X's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,108 Posts
    They kept sticking to my dispenser like glue.

    They didn't run back to resupply or grab ammo kits. They just stuck to my dispenser.

    So i picked it up. And they did nothing. Nothing at all.

    I really don't get it.
    F2P engies who use the eureka effect, ask why they can't move their buildings and instead keep "starting over."

    Especially the ones who end up building a sentry right in front of the spawn and can't figure out what the demolish tool is for.
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  29. Post #3669
    BudakCiner's Avatar
    September 2009
    534 Posts
    Not safe for Rad McCool.
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  30. Post #3670
    Ghost86X's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,108 Posts
    You really must wonder what the reason for things like this is. One sentry, that's perfectly fine in good positions. Two? Well, you might get assists and kills at the same time, but overall usefulness is starting to deplete. But hey, maybe it can be useful, to back up the other sentry. Three? What the hell are you thinking? Get that shit somewhere else!
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  31. Post #3671
    David9413's Avatar
    March 2009
    461 Posts
    Oh god i hate when they build their sentry right next to mine.

    You're gonna be more useful if you use a different spot, sir. You know, cover more ground?

    Not gonna move? Fine, i'll haul myself awa--DON'T FUCKING FOLLOW ME GOD DAMN
    This a million times. I play engie most the time and on 2fort there is this one spot that cover both the backyard way in and from the sniper bridge.
    However it does not cover the way up soldiers, demos and 3-jump scouts can take through the front entrance.

    So a sentry placed on the walkway in the backyard can cover those that come the underpaths and one that is in the room outside spawn can cover bridge-entering scouts that can sometimes slip by the one in the backyard.

    So I have my standard solo-engie spot in the backyard up.
    Then this guy comes in and also takes engie, he is f2p so he seems like he thinks that copying me would be the best solution.
    Puts his sentry as close to mine as he can, like edge to edge. I think, that just wont do.
    Moves my sentry to the room with the haypiles, not as many kills but safety for the intel first.
    Then he moves his sentry to mine.
    I'm like seriously? And move mine back. He moves it with me.
    So here we are moving our sentries back and forth trying to cover as much ground as possible in my case, and trying to do it like the big boys in his case.

    That is how it felt, like a young relative trying to do what you do because they looks up to you.
    Sure I understand you mean well, but that won't help with the soldier sneaking by.

    So I swith to pybro instead, well if we only can have one sentry location, better have it covered well.
    He switches to pyro.
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  32. Post #3672
    Paltry Member
    J-RcZ's Avatar
    February 2012
    5,439 Posts
    You know what's even worse?
    They do it on attack.
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  33. Post #3673
    Gold Member
    Fillmore's Avatar
    June 2010
    1,347 Posts
    You know what's even worse?
    They do it on attack.
    b-b-but offensive engie is the best offensive there is... right?

    anyone?
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  34. Post #3674
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,007 Posts
    b-b-but offensive engie is the best offensive there is... right?

    anyone?
    4 engieners ofenc so noob omfg change
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  35. Post #3675
    Sxyro win's Avatar
    January 2011
    67 Posts
    That happens to me just that the engineer shoots to the sapper with shotgun and how it doesent works he tries with pistol and he tries to build a dispenser next to it...

    FUCKING F2P
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  36. Post #3676
    slapdown3's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,654 Posts
    That happens to me just that the engineer shoots to the sapper with shotgun and how it doesent works he tries with pistol and he tries to build a dispenser next to it...

    FUCKING F2P
    I'm sorry, I didn't catch that, what?
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  37. Post #3677
    Gold Member
    NikoChekhov's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,360 Posts
    I'm sorry, I didn't catch that, what?
    Instead of just standing there, they guy tries everything except the wrench to get the sapper off.

    At least he tried

    Edited:

    FP wont show my new avatar :l
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  38. Post #3678
    Mining Bill's Avatar
    March 2011
    116 Posts
    Ctrl+F5

    Edited:

    When I randomly can't do shit and die immediately
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  39. Post #3679
    hello im nobody.
    Eesha's Avatar
    July 2009
    698 Posts
    i just saw a random guy dropping a salvaged crate.

    my inner shark growed and i try to trade him, but apparently all the server sent trade request.

    find out he was F2P and he ran away (can't blame him).


    man i feel like an arse now, i mean i usually don't go and do this kind of crap, but that crate just bring out my inner asshole.
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  40. Post #3680
    Gold Member
    Ceiling Man's Avatar
    October 2010
    2,420 Posts


    THIS. FREAKING THIS.
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