So mad he want's to swing a cactus.
So mad he want's to swing a cactus.
The fuck is this even:
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That is leadpoisonings reply to my ban appeal.
After I snapped and insulted everyone.
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dumber words have never been spoken.
I mean, I can live with the "umad?" shit, because that just makes the poster look hella dumb, but that quote above is golden.
~edgy~ ~lol~
Read that thread, the shit they throw at me before I retaliate is ~max stoopid~
After reading that thread, man. That fucking admin. I won't go to Fakepunch now, if there are admins like that.. I'd rather shove a cactus into -------censored------- and the cat.
I remember when I joined the fakepunch server the first time, after I broke into medbay people wanted me to get out, so I decided to get some supplies then leave but a engineering guy beat the shit out of me with a fire extinguisher, stole my shotgun, left me naked inside, then when I adminhelped it I was told I am apparently griefing by breaking into medbay.
atleast its not extended 24/7 now
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holy shit, leadpoison looks like someone out of gmod darkrp
As said, I talked to foos, and he's so desperate to make us accept it again that he kicked half the admin team, including luibei, he has also banned bishop.
The only one left is leadpoisoning, and foos invitedme to make an admin application.
Only way to fix that server seems to be to gas the admins and get new (good) ones. Which is apparently what has been done.
You can't change the playing community, but admins can keep it all under check. A hierarchical structure for administration is the only way to go unless foos (is it foos? Eh whatever, the server owner anyway) wants to have to baby sit the admin team all the time. Like get 3 good admins, make them "superadmins" that can appoint and remove normal admins (that way the server owner doesn't have to intervene all the time).
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Well you did break into Medbay. It's not griefing, but an extinguisher to the face isn't anything unexpected.
I played Darkrp once, and it was horrible.
Then i played it again, and it was fun.
But then i played it a third time, and it was horrible.
Also, after this major round of layoffs,FakepunchFacepunch station needs new admins desperately, i've been on for over three hours straight without any being there for even a second.
Quick let us all join then grief then whinge on this thread once we get banned.
"Desperate"
I told you I was dissatisfied with some of the admin team to begin with, Strogg. The words "Desperate" never left my mouth. Don't make assumptions.
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And lead has made some mistakes in some posts, yeah. But he really isn't a bad admin, at all.
You know what, I'm sorry, I totally used that word wrong.
I'm not being sarcastic, I really am sorry, I didn't mean to use desperate. I knew right when I posted that you would get me wrong.
Sorry man :c
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And I'll be the first one to say that Foos is a super-cool guy and since we can get some facepunch admins on his server then it will most def not suck at all.
Damn you Sgt Fragg, you killed my Ian.
Since Foos is actually trying to make the server a better place for us I think we should all help a bit.
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Also, in other news, I found out the detective can be a syndie on Gibbed. Can he be a rev too?
Why would the detective not be able to be a syndie?
Started as a male clown, Sexy Mcsexymortron
First thing i did was go to the theater, get some random "sexy" clothing.
Soon after that, i asked the AI to let me into the HoP's office to feed Ian.
It let me.
I was a goodboygirl and didn't steal anything, just vended out a candy bar and gave it to Ian.
However the HoS was in there, being a naughty girl, and changing her ID card, i didn't do anything about it though.
Soon after i leave, the HoP aproaches me in the hallway and tries to drag me somewhere.
I run, and scream over radio that he is a pervert and tried to rape me.
HoP becomes "captain" because the actual captain dissapeared, as usual.
HoP refuses to give the RD an energy gun for research.
Me and RD confront him outside the Cargo Bay.
Ian is also there.
I kidnap Ian.
HoP finds me with Ian in the chapel, he takes Ian away from me and drags me into the confessional.
I scream over the radio that he's trying to rape me again.
I get up before the door closes, chases him.
I grab Ian from him, run away again.
I lead Ian far away, and stock up on candy bars at a vending machine i passed by.
Me and Ian lives quitly alone for a while, hiding from the evil tyranical serial rapist captain.
People.
The evil tyranical serial rapist captain disapeasrs.
Sgt Fragg possesses Ian and makes him jump out of an airlock.
I follow.
I pray for Ian to survive.
Fragg gibs him.
I die inside.
I die outside.
I've actually got admin rights on the Fakepunch server. I was playing for a while yesterday and there wasn't much call for adminhelp other than two guys attacking one another for some inane reason.
People usually know when there are no admins on though, and that's obviously when most of them would try something.
Hence, the stealth mode feature.
Also Darth, how's Centration going?
the whole using "guest-4209420942" thing is kind of obvious tho mang
Sure, obviously doesn't work if there really are no admins on though.
also at the tobba front:
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Sexy
Good, the art and model team is making basic assets so we can make a working demo to work from.
I decided to try out the facepunch server again last night and ended up having loads efun and playing until 4AM.
Long story alert; condensed version
Code:Roboticist Build medibot named "ORANGE JUICE INJECTOR" Bored Build Odysseus QM is a druggie and holds my circuits crate hostage for space drugs. I play along, hack every vending machine I can trying to find spacedrugs accidentally cause cigarette machines to shoot passers-by Give up and go to chemistry to brew up some spacedrugs befriend man in blue spacesuit on the way get spacedrugs, exchange, get Odysseus built Name mech "PARTY MACHINE M.204" Patrol around, save 2 dying people with the mounted sleeper/improvenaline Discover I can analyze reagents and produce them Begin production of thirteen loco and space drugs Patrol around, kidnapping people in the sleeper and spreading the party FORCEFULLY Party Juice=10 units thirteen loco & 10 units Space Drugs Druggie QM dies, I couldn't save him in time Vow to party harder Begin production of liquid Plasma About this time, mass sabotaging clown is arrested Space trial THE HONORABLE JUDGE PARTY MACHINE RESIDES "HOW MUCH PARTY DO YOU PLEAD?" "None, I was making art" defence lawyer was a PAI and prosecutor was the PAI's owner PAI calls for insanity plea Prosecutor and security calls for death sentence SENTENCED TO DEATH BY PARTY OVERDOSE Security kidnaps clown and takes him to firing range for execution, despite everyone's protest and me holding him in contempt Chase down the sec and clown Im too late Clown is suffocating to death Put clown in sleeper and inject with 30 units spacedrugs and 30 units thirteen loco Clown's final party mildly angry mob forms, calls sec officer rogue PARTY MACHINE M.204 battery depleted exit party machine mute detective stuns and cuffs sec officer to chair Angry mob punches him to death Go back to robotics for power cell get back to party machine administer a few more parties 4 AM, tired say final goodbyes to station vow to return jump out of departure airlock with medibot and party machine in full rave mode And so, the PARTY MACHINE M.204 flies off into the space sunset propelled by pure party, to return another day.
I'm so fucking hard right now
I noticed.
So I'm trying to become an admin on the "fakepunch" server. If I do, I'll try to make it a better experience for all of you.
Heh, leadpoisoning's title is awesome ("better than you at Medbay and AI")
I'm sure his skill at stealing people's items of value and dumping them in the disposal is unmatched.
By now 90% of the admins will be FP'ers, I think we can stop calling it Fakepunch.
Nah, reading what happened made it sound like you were a dumbass
Imagine SS13 in 3D and first person. No more shit interface and controls, want to press that button? Look at it and press E. No more players flying around the room with laser beams flying about hoping they hit something. Proper sneaking (due to FoV) and ambushing (the Clown won't see you sneaking up to him with a circular saw anymore).
When the station is going to shit, everything is pitch black except one or two flickering lights down the corridor and you have to cross the whole station to get to the escape shuttle, knowing that a changeling/xeno/traitor/psychoclown is waiting in ambush, it'd be pretty damn scary too.
I had a dream about a 3D SS13 once, I was an engineer and had to set up the engine. Everything was pixelated, and I could zoom out of my character a bit, to see him in third person. It looked so fucking good.
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I guess it was more of a ''I got teleported into SS13'' dream, since I wasn't dreaming about holding a keyboard or anything. I was actually setting up the engine, myself.
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And that's how I realized how much SS13 I play.
Already suggested if Clowns can be a easter egg in the game
In centration
I had a dream about Centration being very popular, earning me loads of money, and I decided to build some sort of Spacestation 13-ish station in Earth's orbit. Was pretty cool.
The greatest thing that a 3D version of SS13 could bring is FoV, in my opinion atleast.
Holy fuck I just realized this is one of the few dreams I can actually remember this well.
I was actually in engineering, on donut station. Everything was right, a huge thing, two airlocks, one long hallway. Holy shit
My only problems with a 3d spessmens is inventory type concerns, like how would examine work, what about things like boxes/flashlights/pda where you have to interact with it in your inventory, but these are minor concerns. oh and voxel atmosphere.
If you guys plan to make it moddable/customizable, a Clown class will be added in no time anyway (or the community will make a clown class, AKA find one class to take out their frustrations on).
Also how does Centration differ from SS13 in mechanics? As far as I understood it, it will be a pretty similar base concept, but with some differences (also more grimdark?).
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FoV and feel, definitely. The whole game is about paranoia and psychology, so first person would add a lot to it (not being able to see all around you especially).
However combat and interaction would benefit greatly as well, no more fiddly menus to press buttons (because when you have 5 buttons within 5cm in a 2D sprite, clicking them isn't really viable) and combat would feel a lot more natural.
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I'd imagine inventory would be a pop-up window, or a Alone in the Dark style inventory (were you basically look down and see all your items strapped onto your character model, that game might not had been great but it had some really cool ideas).