1. Post #1641
    MendozaMan's Avatar
    April 2007
    4,789 Posts
    This is for the underwater station, so it would be into the ocean.
    How about some sort of destructive system then? A plasma fueled compactor or incinerator could have some kind of use in getting rid of highly radioactive uranium cream cakes.

    Or even better, a transformative device to turn the waste into depleted uranium pellets so you can use them in weaponry. Probably not the best idea to turn a normal pistol into an ultra-penetrating cannon in an underwater facility (read : for ss13 this is always the best idea)
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  2. Post #1642
    bunnyspy1's Avatar
    August 2009
    4,172 Posts
    How about some sort of destructive system then? A plasma fueled compactor or incinerator could have some kind of use in getting rid of highly radioactive uranium cream cakes.

    Or even better, a transformative device to turn the waste into depleted uranium pellets so you can use them in weaponry. Probably not the best idea to turn a normal pistol into an ultra-penetrating cannon in an underwater facility (read : for ss13 this is always the best idea)
    how about a compacter that gives you "radioactive scrap" to plug into the autolathe and make better versions of tools, like ones that work faster/welders that have more fuel n shit

    Edited:

    and other things could be made from the scrap
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  3. Post #1643
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    October 2008
    14,884 Posts
    Our main focus is to make the player feel sorta stressed and to be in tense situations
    Horror is not really our thing we are working to but we do want to create a scary atmosphere.


    Keep in mind the whole station is destructible so if something explodes while you are under there you would die pretty fast
    Well you don't really need to move a finger for the horror. Dark, lonely hallway with flickering lights + crazed Janitor (dunno if there will be Janitors in Centration, just using it as an example) that wants to stave your skull in with his mop = scary. Mostly because you are out for the round if you die (I assume it will be the same in Centration)
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  4. Post #1644
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    August 2008
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    How about some sort of destructive system then? A plasma fueled compactor or incinerator could have some kind of use in getting rid of highly radioactive uranium cream cakes.

    Or even better, a transformative device to turn the waste into depleted uranium pellets so you can use them in weaponry. Probably not the best idea to turn a normal pistol into an ultra-penetrating cannon in an underwater facility (read : for ss13 this is always the best idea)
    Right now I've made three kinds of rods that can be put into the holders.

    Uranium is the standard one,
    Plutonium rods generate more energy but make an even more dangerous waste.
    Plasma rods generate slightly less energy than Uranium, but hardly anything gets wasted.

    For uranium/plutonium waste disposal, I'm thinking that engineers would be have many options, dumping them into the ocean by shooting them out a mass driver (While contaminating parts of the map), burying them (the safest option but you'll need a diving suit) or recycling the waste.
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  5. Post #1645
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    Birdman101's Avatar
    November 2009
    7,154 Posts
    Or just do what the do in real life- store the depleted rods in a pool of water for the rest of eternity. A little bit of water completely blocks radiation.

    Edited:

    I have an uncle who works at a nuclear power plant in california.
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  6. Post #1646
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    elowin's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,570 Posts


    I AM GRORIOUS ADRINISTRATOR ERROWIN FREAR ME OR I DING DONG BANNU
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  7. Post #1647
    i'd rather kill myself tbh
    Dead snipe's Avatar
    June 2005
    2,474 Posts


    I AM GRORIOUS ADRINISTRATOR ERROWIN FREAR ME OR I DING DONG BANNU
    hahahahaha oh wow
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  8. Post #1648
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    elowin's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,570 Posts
    hahahahaha oh wow
    I love it when you guys actually do something funny for a change.
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  9. Post #1649
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    Aphtonites's Avatar
    August 2008
    2,437 Posts

    Here's an idea I made for how nuclear waste could be disposed of in the nuclear engine of Europa Laboratory 65, it could work, and I don't think Nanotrasen has the money to properly dispose of hazardous materials anyway
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  10. Post #1650
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    joost1120's Avatar
    February 2008
    10,189 Posts
    Nice sprite, but it doesn't fit in the game. Too much colour, I think.
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  11. Post #1651
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
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    February 2011
    5,459 Posts
    Too many colors and shading. Why shade something when the light is everywhere?
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  12. Post #1652
    Wiiunite's Avatar
    March 2010
    764 Posts

    Here's an idea I made for how nuclear waste could be disposed of in the nuclear engine of Europa Laboratory 65, it could work, and I don't think Nanotrasen has the money to properly dispose of hazardous materials anyway
    Nice job, you made something that looks too good.
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  13. Post #1653
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    Aphtonites's Avatar
    August 2008
    2,437 Posts
    Nice sprite, but it doesn't fit in the game. Too much colour, I think.
    The canisters look horrible, but they'll be replaced with a nicer sprite soon.
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  14. Post #1654
    PM ME FOR /TWO\ RUST KEYS!!
    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,646 Posts
    Ever told you guys how I unmasked all the heads who were working together to rob the vault and then backstabbed everyone at the trial?    I robbed the vault instead, me and the heads worked together   

    Was some real Ocean's 11 shit
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  15. Post #1655
    bunnyspy1's Avatar
    August 2009
    4,172 Posts
    this fat suit update took way too long
    http://code.google.com/p/tgstation13.../detail?r=3557
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  16. Post #1656
    My favorite NSA triggers are small pox cyber terror brown out
    Birdman101's Avatar
    November 2009
    7,154 Posts
    I robbed the vault once.
    Okay, three times. All three times I was in a ripley and I stopped by the mint as well. I ended up walking around with a ripley full of gold, silver, platinum, and the nuke. I redistributed the wealth how I saw fit. The nuke was delivered to the authorities. It was amusing watching them hide it when the vault was fucked.
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  17. Post #1657
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    April 2011
    2,085 Posts


    somebody needs to edit SS13 sprites into this
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  18. Post #1658
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  19. Post #1659
    radiomonster's Avatar
    July 2008
    2,130 Posts
    The best round of my life happened last night on gibbed

    It was 12:30, gaming on in space station 13 like always. Im a chemist, I make some stuff for medical, and ask if anyone needs anything. They don't, so I do the unthinkable.

    I grab fries, lots of fries. I eat them all. I shit on the floor, and scoop up some poo. I mix together some ingredients, and to shorten it i end up with 7 jars of poo and mixture and 2 bottles of substance to make POO SMOKE.

    I run around the station, letting off poo smoke left and right. Arrivals, the bar, the main junction. NOTHING is spared. I make them slip, and the station goes to chaos

    "poo everywhere" "oh my god someones literally shitting up the station"

    The puns hurt, but it was funny enough to say them. After my bombing runs, I get arrested, and thrown in jail for a while (4 minutes)

    But then, something happened. My screen went black. I'm in medical, with a Buffer-o-matic 3000. I hear a voice.

    Seize your destiny

    The buffer is filled with poo, I go around, leaving poo trails behind me, running over people then pooing all over them. Its a fight for the buffer, people scramble to yank me off and have a go, but the admin keeps teleporting me. In the end, I get beaten by an Australian badass named Brian O'Neil to the sorts, and the shuttle gets called.

    My sides were in orbit.
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  20. Post #1660
    Cousland's Avatar
    February 2010
    195 Posts
    bunnyspy1, you play as Punch Rockgroin, right? Well, managed to do what you asked of me, threw your head out of the shuttle airlock last round. Long live the ancient runs of Rockgroin.
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  21. Post #1661
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    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    the ancient runs?

    what like fossilized diarrhea
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  22. Post #1662
    MendozaMan's Avatar
    April 2007
    4,789 Posts
    Ha, was messing about with the teleporter room on gibbed #3 when something went horribly wrong and a whole army of martians came in through it. Then, when I ran away (somehow) and analysed some artifacts, one of them had 76% chance of being a shield generator. It turned out to be a power draining sink and the entire station lost power because it had global range (That didn't show up on any tests )

    At this point everything has gone to shit, botany has created a dickload of ghostlier peppers and rainbow weed and everyone was just puking, shitting and gibbering incomprehensible stuff everywhere.

    Then GBS broke out. The horror. In a powerless station, with martians.

    I still don't know how the fuck I managed to escape but out of 43 people, only 4 made it, me included. The rest exploded before they even reached the arrivals hallway.
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  23. Post #1663
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    February 2008
    10,189 Posts
    You should be glad it didn't bring in some kind of yeti ice man. I remember finding that when I first entered the research lab. Ran out of there so hard I left the door open. One of the medical doctors got eaten so I punched the yeti beast, who then turned around and ate me. Instantly. No mercy.
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  24. Post #1664
    MendozaMan's Avatar
    April 2007
    4,789 Posts
    On that note, never ever activate artifacts unless you are 100% certain they are analyzed. Once a guy activated a meteor shower artifact simply by touching it. Near damn nothing survived.
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  25. Post #1665
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    joost1120's Avatar
    February 2008
    10,189 Posts
    When I'm not a researcher, I always touch them.
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  26. Post #1666
    gnisasas's Avatar
    February 2011
    1,959 Posts
    I don't know if any of you lads know about a LPer called PlumpHelmetPunk, but he occasionally records himself playing SS13 and uploads it to his channel.

    Today he uploaded a 2 hour long video of SS13, and I had nothing better to do other than watching it (procrastination!).

    I can safely and proudly say I regret nothing of those 2 hours of watching SS13 being played by some guy. I really recommend this video if you've the spare time to waste watching it, although you could watch it at say 15 minutes at a time to ease it.

    To sum the beginning up: Miner finds old captain suit and spiderman mask in space and becomes Captain Spiderman, goes back to the station and gets chased by the actual Captain and one of the Captain's henchmen dressed in yet another Captain suit. Movie-like plot follows.

    There's the video

    and the TL;DW:    While being chased he becomes the hero of the people, but ends up arrested and gets stripped naked, losing everything he had including the mask. Gets brigged for indefinite time by the shit captain and then gets thrown in the common cell.

    While in the common cell, the people of the station organise themselves and attempt to rescue Captain Spiderman from the cell, mess happens around him and they rescue him.

    The pro-Captain spiderman lads escape and hide behind QM, when the Admin makes them traitors and gives them the objective to overthrow the shitty Captain and its chain of command, while Captain Spiderman must survive.

    They get ready to fuck shit up, they give Captain Spiderman a wielding mask to make up for his lost Spiderman mask, and they infiltrate sec quarters, commando killing the Captain and his minions.

    In the end, Captain Spiderman recovers his captain suit, his spiderman mask, gets revenge, and escapes on the shuttle with his followers.
     
      

    That's the shit that makes SS13 fucking wonderful, even more now that I can't play it due to shit laptop.
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  27. Post #1667
    Dennab
    November 2009
    2,472 Posts
    It's fun watching all of his videos and seeing yourself, assuming you play on gibbed regularly.
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  28. Post #1668
    Emi Waifu 2011 <3
    IMoo's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,758 Posts
    I don't know if any of you lads know about a LPer called PlumpHelmetPunk, but he occasionally records himself playing SS13 and uploads it to his channel.

    Today he uploaded a 2 hour long video of SS13, and I had nothing better to do other than watching it (procrastination!).

    I can safely and proudly say I regret nothing of those 2 hours of watching SS13 being played by some guy. I really recommend this video if you've the spare time to waste watching it, although you could watch it at say 15 minutes at a time to ease it.

    To sum the beginning up: Miner finds old captain suit and spiderman mask in space and becomes Captain Spiderman, goes back to the station and gets chased by the actual Captain and one of the Captain's henchmen dressed in yet another Captain suit. Movie-like plot follows.

    There's the video

    and the TL;DW:    While being chased he becomes the hero of the people, but ends up arrested and gets stripped naked, losing everything he had including the mask. Gets brigged for indefinite time by the shit captain and then gets thrown in the common cell.

    While in the common cell, the people of the station organise themselves and attempt to rescue Captain Spiderman from the cell, mess happens around him and they rescue him.

    The pro-Captain spiderman lads escape and hide behind QM, when the Admin makes them traitors and gives them the objective to overthrow the shitty Captain and its chain of command, while Captain Spiderman must survive.

    They get ready to fuck shit up, they give Captain Spiderman a wielding mask to make up for his lost Spiderman mask, and they infiltrate sec quarters, commando killing the Captain and his minions.

    In the end, Captain Spiderman recovers his captain suit, his spiderman mask, gets revenge, and escapes on the shuttle with his followers.
     
      

    That's the shit that makes SS13 fucking wonderful, even more now that I can't play it due to shit laptop.
    That was his last video on ss13 too.
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  29. Post #1669
    I hate you.
    MrDestroyer's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,977 Posts
    Just had a great round on FPS. A Junk Golem got on the station, the captain gets kidnapped, a major battle royal happens in the thunderdome, the AI begins plotting it's evil plans... it was great.
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  30. Post #1670
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    August 2007
    4,239 Posts
    I generally play the one job no one wants to play.

    Chef.

    I however manage to work together with the chemists time to time, and have people try my monkey meat tacos with whatever horrible things they gave me to put into them. After that, I have them all out for eating I get hammered to avoid suspicion.

    I also left my puke out for someone to drink, don't know if they ever got to it.
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  31. Post #1671
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    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    Chef is fun just to see what kind of things you can convince people to eat (i.e. anything and everything) and then watching them die from the inside out.
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  32. Post #1672
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    VistaPOWA's Avatar
    October 2008
    8,370 Posts
    Then you get jobbanned.
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  33. Post #1673
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    December 2010
    2,454 Posts
    >Chef asks for Sleep Toxins from Chemist.
    >Chemist gives Chef Sleep Toxins.
    >Not Sleep Toxins.
    >Laxatives.
    >ohmygod.jpg
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  34. Post #1674
    bunnyspy1's Avatar
    August 2009
    4,172 Posts
    bunnyspy1, you play as Punch Rockgroin, right? Well, managed to do what you asked of me, threw your head out of the shuttle airlock last round. Long live the ancient runs of Rockgroin.
    I love when you were beating my skull in and I kept screaming in pain
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  35. Post #1675
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    October 2006
    3,685 Posts
    How is gibbed compared to TG?

    Haven't been on gibbed in a while.
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  36. Post #1676
    PM ME FOR /TWO\ RUST KEYS!!
    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,646 Posts
    Missing lots of stuff, a bit less lag, and ban you for racism and homophobic remarks and shit.

    Edited:

    Also, I was browsing 4Chan (don't ask) and found a thread for SS13, apparently there's a /VG/ server.
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  37. Post #1677
    I hate you.
    MrDestroyer's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,977 Posts
    Missing lots of stuff, a bit less lag, and ban you for racism and homophobic remarks and shit.

    Edited:

    Also, I was browsing 4Chan (don't ask) and found a thread for SS13, apparently there's a /VG/ server.
    Yeah, the admins on /TG/ were talking about how much they hated it and it's somehow more P2W than /TG/'s server.
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  38. Post #1678
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    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,646 Posts
    Definately going to check it out later.
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  39. Post #1679
    bunnyspy1's Avatar
    August 2009
    4,172 Posts
    Missing lots of stuff, a bit less lag, and ban you for racism and homophobic remarks and shit.

    Edited:

    Also, I was browsing 4Chan (don't ask) and found a thread for SS13, apparently there's a /VG/ server.
    /tg/ gets most of its bad players from /vg/
    also whats wrong with browsing 4chan?
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  40. Post #1680
    I hate you.
    MrDestroyer's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,977 Posts
    /tg/ gets most of its bad players from /vg/
    also whats wrong with browsing 4chan?
    Because most people think all of 4chan is like /b/
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