Yay new thread!
Let's hit it off with a classic Shay video.
We're all mad here....
There's gotta be something in here.
A LOLOKAUST GUIDE TO ABORTIONS
seriously wtf is lolokaust lol
YOU WANT YOUR FUCKING THREAD MUSIC? HERE YOU GO.
I have a memory a few years back for content. There was this one map for hl2 I'm trying to find that's SO MOTHERFUCKING STARTLINGLY PANTS SHITTING SCARY the first time I played it.
You start in this dirty, cluttered, rundown two story house or whatever. You can walk all around the house, and there isn't really anyone there. The front and back doors are locked and the windows are just textures with a light entity placed in front of them. You do however hear tiny things coming from rooms or floors near you: A glass bottle clink, a near silent tap, a tiny bag crumple, or even a slow sound of wood moving that sounds like someone's trying to move their fucking rock collection the size of a dresser and not wake their next-door light sleeping neighbor in the middle of the night. these sounds don't play too loud or often, so you jump every time you hear a drawer opening sound from downstairs, or that crumpled up piece of paper falling from that coffee table behind you. After a little while (probably like 5 minutes) you hear loud tapping coming from the "window" next to the front door so loud you can hear it all the way up stairs. When you approach that window (You have to be within a foot or two of it), it stops. But when you turn the fuck around, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, A BIG, TALL, BLACK (No, no, I know what you're thinking. You're wrong.) MOTHERFUCKER STANDS WITH HIS ARMS BEHIND HIM, HEAD TILTED DOWN A LITTLE, LOOKING AT YOU WITH THE MOST EVIL FUCKING GRIN YOU HAVE EVER. SEEN. He looks like someone you'd meet from Slenderguy's family reunion. He's a bit taller then the player, skin pitch black, and he's missing the cartilage in his nose. Come to think of it, he didn't have a nose at all. Or ears. It's like his head was a skull with some skin still on it. He actually looked like that guy from "the Residents" but with regular human eyes. He even wore a suit, or something of that nature.
Oh yeah and as soon as you look at him, the game kicks you back to the menu. No sound, nothing. You just see that... Guy for a minute, then you get kicked to the menu screen. Crazy shit.
I didn't know "creepy" meant posting pictures of gore and stupid shit.
LET'S SHOW THE FIVE MAIN THINGS POSTED IN THIS THREAD:
1. TROLL CREEPYPASTA!
2. "HOLY FUCK THAT WAS SCARY"
3. BLURRY/DARK/DISTANT IMAGES OF THINGS PURPORTED TO BE SCARY!
4. "THAT WASN'T GOOD/SCARY"
5. ACTUALLY GOOD PASTA! (Very rare)
I HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED YOUR TOUR, NOW KINDLY POST CONTENT OR DON'T WHINE!
I worked in a pig farm once, and there was that place called "the morgue" where they would store the dead bodies of the sick pigs, so they don't rot too much before dumping them in a truck that could come only once a week. It was a cold room and even then, the corpses inside would still rot with maggots, flies and beetles bugging around. And the stench........fuck.
Imagine the smell of an outdated egg in your fridge, but 100 times worse. It would make the biggest badass on Earth turn around and have a gag reflex.
Saw this and thought of you guys.
A watermark and a demotivator?
You are spooked out by this text.
Quickly scrolling trough this thread is the single most dangerous thing to do.
^bunch of pansies.
You'd know what I mean if you see it. Be warned, I'm not bullshitting you. I thought "oh lol a horror story how scary can it be" and I'm sure that's what you're thinking now as well, but be prepared if you read this shit.
That awkward feeling when you wake up with an itch in your hand after dreaming about having a hole there.
Hair Transplants creep me out :(
Maybe get a nice leather flat-cap to protect my head from the sun.