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**CheeseMan** · 9th February 2012

I will never tire of the pot calling the kettle black, especially in this thread. I love all of the "WTF is wrong with you guys I remember when Katawa Shoujo chat used to be cool way back when but now you guys are creeping me, totally logical poster 13547 out" that comes up every now and then.

Yeah, because Katawa Shoujo has been around for SO LONG

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falls over. a comical vector of white dust blows up as he hits the ground, roughly at the same time as the sound of a kazoo, and that of a laugh track, plays. lays on ground for circa five seconds before the laugh track ends, and the camera pans downwards in a spiral until it's about five inches from him, then says: "ain't that the darndest thing one ever did saw on a whole forum, if i didnt wasnt only the one person who did knew about these kinds of things, i wouldnt have definitely said this post was probably not the worst. if anything, the previous sentence is unquestioningly my opinion on the matter and nobody can't never not sway me in no way otherwise maybe. cheeseman out". after this, he falls unconscious and his body slowly floats to heaven. at this point, the vienna philharmonic begins to play "ode to joy" by beethoven and the screen slowly fades to black, where after a few seconds of blackness the word "poop" is superimposed onto the screen with a margin of about four inches from every side of the screen, in the font "comic sans"

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Lazyboy0337 · 9th February 2012

Not comic sans

**CheeseMan** · 9th February 2012

comic sans.

Lazyboy0337 · 9th February 2012

I hate you so much.

**Doomish** · 9th February 2012

How much money will I have to give you for you to make that a real thing. Please make it a real thing.

**CheeseMan** · 9th February 2012

Lazyboy0337 posted:

I hate you so much.

Doomish posted:

How much money will I have to give you for you to make that a real thing. Please make it a real thing.

I will hire all of the world's best video makers including but not limited to Ray William Johnson and Reply Girl and Reply Boy but only if you apologize for that post

**Doomish** · 9th February 2012

CheeseMan posted:

I will hire all of the world's best video makers including but not limited to Ray William Johnson and Reply Girl and Reply Boy but only if you apologize for that post

I regret nothing and you can't make me. I feel too much to be stopped now.

EDIT: Though I have to admit that Ray William Johnson almost swayed me to apologize. Almost.

TopHatLayton · 9th February 2012

I'm having too much fun

This is the last one I promise

Lazyboy0337 · 9th February 2012

But you have three more to go

**pawelte1** · 9th February 2012

Lazyboy0337 posted:

I saw this one coming from a mile when I saw the pic with Brand.

TopHatLayton · 9th February 2012

Lazyboy0337 posted:

But you have three more to go

This is all you're getting out of me

**pawelte1** · 9th February 2012

**OhHello** · 9th February 2012

Just got done with Lillys arc, easily my favorite out of all the ones I've done so far.

**mastermaul** · 9th February 2012

The development process was biased towards lilly's arc, it's quite clear that more effort went into hers than any other.

It's also quite clear that shizune's arc was forcibly cut short.

MJS_Killer · 9th February 2012

It would have been nice if all the paths had epilogues like Lilly's had.

Why do you think Shizune's arc was cut short though?, it felt pretty long to me.

**mastermaul** · 9th February 2012

It was long, but it was clear that the writer had intended to flush it out much further. The ending is abrupt and it shows, and hardly any character development takes place. It's clear that they were pressured by the dev team to trim back on what was most likely a personal vision of a project far beyond the established reach of the other routes.

**CheeseMan** · 9th February 2012

mastermaul posted:

The development process was biased towards lilly's arc, it's quite clear that more effort went into hers than any other.

It's also quite clear that shizune's arc was forcibly cut short.

Uh do you have anything except postulation to support that

Edited:

but the shizune thing is right, i made 2 post on why it was a bad arc

http://www.facepunch.com/threads/114...1#post34288054
http://www.facepunch.com/threads/114...1#post34325208

and maybe another but i forgot

**mastermaul** · 9th February 2012

While I admit it's mostly speculation, there's a lot of support for the Lilly argument. Aura is more or less the defacto project leader (self proclaimed 'head writer'), and also the writer of Lilly's route. Lilly has the most in game resources (character sprites, artwork), arguably the longest running route (possibly second to Shizune's), and is the only one of the girls to have an Epilogue. Lilly's route has the longest timespan (as in, in the game's universe), no other girl's route even comes close except for Shizune.

Not so for the Shizune argument but the patterns are definitely in place.

**Zet** · 9th February 2012

mastermaul posted:

While I admit it's mostly speculation, there's a lot of support for the Lilly argument. Aura is more or less the defacto project leader (self proclaimed 'head writer'), and also the writer of Lilly's route. Lilly has the most in game resources (character sprites, artwork), arguably the longest running route (possibly second to Shizune's), and is the only one of the girls to have an Epilogue. Lilly's route has the longest timespan (as in, in the game's universe), no other girl's route even comes close except for Shizune.

Not so for the Shizune argument but the patterns are definitely in place.

Suriko is the writter for Lilly's route and also the co-writter for Hanako's route.

**mastermaul** · 9th February 2012

Then I was given wrong information.

It's all a conspiracy.

**Novangel** · 9th February 2012

Shizune's one is longer than Lilly's I'm 100% sure.

**Bokito** · 9th February 2012

Zet posted:

Suriko is the writter for Lilly's route and also the co-writter for Hanako's route.

Yeah Aura wrote the Rin route.

TheStateTrooper · 9th February 2012

"hmm should i wear the socks that have lilly on them or rin on them? fuck it ill just re-use some old ones"

YOU HAVE DIED.

**Novangel** · 9th February 2012

Doomish posted:

The reason they sound so calm and quiet is because that's the scene that takes place in the library where people are generally calm and quiet. She did say that it probably wouldn't meet people's expectations, you know. I think the voices they put on for the characters sound a little young, but otherwise it's fine. I'd like to see a scene outside of the library, with more conversation and less monologuing from Hisao, but oh well.

Edited:

Chapter four of With Apologies is up. There isn't as much mind-fuckery in this one, though Hisao is proving to be slowly going off the deep end. Enjoy, I suppose.

I need and don't want to read more at the same time

**Dysentery** · 9th February 2012

then do both

at the same time

**Vallux** · 9th February 2012

"Well, I'm not actually doing what it looks like I am doing, or at least I think that what I am doing doesn't look like what I look like, but from your perspective...probably"

Want to guess who?

geogzm · 9th February 2012

some girl I know is now convinced she has arrhythmia after playing this

what

FalconKrunch · 9th February 2012

geogzm posted:

some girl I know is now convinced she has arrhythmia after playing this

what

Make her run.

**Chuckl3s** · 9th February 2012

Blindfold her and have sex with her.

**MountainWatcher** · 9th February 2012

Vallux posted:

"Well, I'm not actually doing what it looks like I am doing, or at least I think that what I am doing doesn't look like what I look like, but from your perspective...probably"

Want to guess who?

Makes perfect sense if you read it slowly.

Edited:

Bokito is on a fucking (NSFW) row, here.

http://i.imgur.com/ImwOn.png

**jordz** · 9th February 2012

MountainWatcher posted:

Makes perfect sense if you read it slowly.

Edited:

Bokito is on a fucking (NSFW) row, here.

http://i.imgur.com/ImwOn.png

My waifu....

_{_{Shes ruined..}}

**MountainWatcher** · 9th February 2012

She was sitting like that to hide the boner

**Im Crimson** · 9th February 2012

MountainWatcher posted:

Makes perfect sense if you read it slowly.

Edited:

Bokito is on a fucking (NSFW) row, here.

http://i.imgur.com/ImwOn.png

FUCK, CAN'T UNSEE

**pawelte1** · 9th February 2012

If you guys are so terrified, you should make a mental note to not to look at Bokito's 'art'. Especially when you see that it's marked by a glorious rainbow.