*falls over. a comical vector of white dust blows up as he hits the ground, roughly at the same time as the sound of a kazoo, and that of a laugh track, plays. lays on ground for circa five seconds before the laugh track ends, and the camera pans downwards in a spiral until it's about five inches from him, then says: "ain't that the darndest thing one ever did saw on a whole forum, if i didnt wasnt only the one person who did knew about these kinds of things, i wouldnt have definitely said this post was probably not the worst. if anything, the previous sentence is unquestioningly my opinion on the matter and nobody can't never not sway me in no way otherwise maybe. cheeseman out". after this, he falls unconscious and his body slowly floats to heaven. at this point, the vienna philharmonic begins to play "ode to joy" by beethoven and the screen slowly fades to black, where after a few seconds of blackness the word "poop" is superimposed onto the screen with a margin of about four inches from every side of the screen, in the font "comic sans"