Zeke129 is in the process of killing himself now. He got very drunk and now he's going to go out into the Canadian cold and pass out. Let's have a memorial for the glorious Zeke129.
Zeke129's real name is Nathan, and he has been struggling with depression for a long time. He is in a vicious cycle of depression, where he can't get out of the depression BECAUSE he's depressed. Nathan, we're hoping that you'll screw up and not die so you can return to us. But if you don't, we will miss you.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Me: are you still alive?
Nathan: I'm drunk as fuck, getting ready to go out
Me: don't forget your coat
Nathan: don't need it
Me: it's cold
His last drink was rum and coke. A drink of champions.
EDIT: But seriously guys, despite the humorous undertone of this thread, which is what Nathan would want, he really has gone to commit suicide.
EDIT: He's alive. (See below)
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