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    I once worked at a sperm bank, the food was terrible
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    April 2011
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    America's self-proclaimed toughest sheriff finds himself entangled these days in his own thorny legal troubles: a federal grand jury probe over alleged abuse of power, Justice Department accusations of racial profiling and revelations that his department didn't adequately investigate hundreds of Arizona sex-crime cases.


    You might have thought that with the feds knocking on his door over what they say are numerous violations of civil rights, Maricopa County (Ariz.) Sheriff Joe Arpaio would be busy planning his defense.

    Instead, the controversial sheriff is taking the fight to them. Arpaio announced that he was ready to release the findings of his investigation into the authenticity of President Obama's birth certificate.

    As we've reported, claims that Obama is not really an American have been repeatedly knocked down. President Obama tried to lay the issue to rest last year by releasing his long-form birth certificate.

    That, of course, didn't satisfy Arpaio, whose tough treatment of inmates and immigrants has garnered him national attention. The sheriff attended the last Republican debate and was acknowledged by the candidates.

    Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum met privately with Arpaio and said he should be allowed to continue his policing policies without federal intervention.

    As we reported in December, the Justice Department accused Arpaio's department of a "a pattern or practice of misconduct that violates the Constitution and federal law." And besides dealing with Justice, Arpaio has also come under fire because his office allegedly botched and failed to adequately investigate sex crimes.

    Arpaio took on the birth certificate investigation after a group of people affiliated with the Tea Party asked for one last summer. The AP reports that Arpaio didn't give any hints as to what his investigation found and has scheduled a press conference at 3 p.m. EST. The investigation was conducted by members of a volunteer force called the "Cold Case Posse."

    Fox News Latino adds:

    " 'I'm not going after Obama,' said Arpaio, who has criticized the president's administration for cutting off his federal immigration powers and conducting a civil rights investigation of his office. 'I'm just doing my job.'

    "Some critics suggest Arpaio's aim is to divert attention from his own legal troubles while raising his political profile as he seeks a sixth term this year. The sheriff vehemently denies such strategies are in play.

    " 'You say I need this to get elected? Are you kidding me? I've been elected five times. I don't need this,' he said in a recent interview."

    The conservative Western Center For Journalism will live stream the press conference. We'll listen in and update this post with the news.
    http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/...th-certificate


    I just heard him on the radio, he is all trying to make the findings sound super suspicious. He also made it sound like they did super "l33t" hacking and bullshit. He pointed out that the image is compressed, as if that's out of place.
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    Dennab
    September 2010
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    Because I really trust a person like him on his views on immigration and whether a person is a citizen or not.
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    August 2010
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    Oh lord, not THIS shit again.
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    August 2011
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    America's self-proclaimed toughest sheriff
    Is there a pair of kraken testacles around your neck on a chain? No?

    That's what I thought.
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  5. Post #5
    I'd buy that for a dollar
    Dennab
    September 2008
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    Here we go again.
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  6. Post #6
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    September 2009
    7,334 Posts
    Does Obama need to show him up like he did Donald Trump? This is just trying to butcher his reputation to prevent a re-election, and it's a bad try at that (although i'm stingy about Obama getting a second term, but I support him more than I would support Santorum, that's for sure).

  7. Post #7
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    August 2005
    442 Posts
    ok guys lets get this straight

    Requirements for natural born citizenship:

    you meet the requirements if any of the following are true:

    YOU MUST MEET BOTH PRIMARY AND SECONDARY REQUIREMENTS TO BE A NATURAL BORN U.S. CITIZEN

    You were born in the USA

    One or more of your parents were born in the US or are natural born citizens

    secondary requirements:

    If you have a dual citizenship you must denounce the other citizenship

    Obama:

    primary requirements:
    You were born in the USA:
    Obama was born on August 4, 1961, at Kapiʻolani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital (now Kapiʻolani Medical Center for Women and Children) in Honolulu, Hawaii

    One or more of your parents were born in the US or are natural born citizens:
    His mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, was born in Wichita, Kansas

    Secondary requirement:

    If you have a dual citizenship you must denounce the other citizenship:
    By being sworn in a president you give up all other citizenships

    CONCLUSION:

    Our president meets all of the above requirements and has been sworn in as a President of the United States

    OUR PRESIDENT IS AN AMERICAN YOU FUCKTARDS
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    October 2010
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    ok guys lets get this straight

    Requirements for natural born citizenship:

    you meet the requirements if any of the following are true:

    YOU MUST MEET BOTH PRIMARY AND SECONDARY REQUIREMENTS TO BE A NATURAL BORN U.S. CITIZEN

    You were born in the USA

    One or more of your parents were born in the US or are natural born citizens

    secondary requirements:

    If you have a dual citizenship you must denounce the other citizenship

    Obama:

    primary requirements:
    You were born in the USA:
    Obama was born on August 4, 1961, at Kapiʻolani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital (now Kapiʻolani Medical Center for Women and Children) in Honolulu, Hawaii

    One or more of your parents were born in the US or are natural born citizens:
    His mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, was born in Wichita, Kansas

    Secondary requirement:

    If you have a dual citizenship you must denounce the other citizenship:
    By being sworn in a president you give up all other citizenships

    CONCLUSION:

    Our president meets all of the above requirements and has been sworn in as a President of the United States

    OUR PRESIDENT IS AN AMERICAN YOU FUCKTARDS
    Maybe the information is wrong? Maybe Obama isn't American. OH SHIT! Maybe we are all going die in 2012! OH MY GAWD
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    Void Skull's Avatar
    February 2008
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    Fuck off, Arizona.

    You're nothing but trouble these days.
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    "America's toughest sheriff" my ass.

    Do you work in Los Angeles, Detroit, or Chicago?

    No?

    You're not the toughest then.

    Edited:

    Fuck off, Arizona.

    You're nothing but trouble these days.
    hey, oh, ow
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    Doctor Zedacon's Avatar
    July 2006
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    If by "toughest" they mean "corrupt and abusive" then sure, I suppose that works.
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    August 2005
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    Fuck off, Arizona.

    You're nothing but trouble these days.
    I bet this 100k miles of land has caused you nothing but anguish, along with it's what, 6 millon people? We just want to watch the world burn.

    He's considered America's toughest sheriff because of his bullshit stance on the treatment prisoners and immigrants. His policies are abusive. In the end he's another political asshole freeloading off the system, driving around in his brand new Ford purchased off department money. He doesn't represent Arizona, this country, or even this continent, so leave shit like that out of this.

    Some day people will wise up and remove his ass from office. Everyone things it's fine and dandy until they make one mistake and spend a night in tent city. Then they realize how abusive him and his policies are. But how can you voice your opinion when, you know, you 'just got out of jail'?
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  13. Post #13
    Not that bad of a seed
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    January 2011
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    "America's toughest sheriff" my ass.

    Do you work in Los Angeles, Detroit, or Chicago?

    No?

    You're not the toughest then.

    Edited:



    hey, oh, ow
    In Detroit it's hard to remember there is a sheriff. Also I must admit I'm curious as to what crackpot "theory" he's come up with.
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    I bet this 100k miles of land has caused you nothing but anguish, along with it's what, 6 millon people? We just want to watch the world burn.
    Why do you think that it's targeted towards the entire populace? It's the people that have been passing laws and speaking up, lately. And that's all that's been coming out of Arizona lately, to be honest.
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  15. Post #15
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    codemaster85's Avatar
    January 2006
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    This is just like here in georgia where they want to remove obama from the ballot because people believe hes not a us citizen. Another great thing was a woman came on bashing obama, them defending santorum because santorum is bringing christian values back in government.
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    September 2006
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    I thought we settled this bullshit already, Obama is a fucking American. End of discussion. Shut the fuck up, and put the fucking crack pipe down already. >_>

    People like this sheriff are fucking disgusting.
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    Dennab
    September 2010
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    There should honestly give the citizenship test in a dmv type setting so that people who vote are kind of educated.

    While that may keep a large group of people out, it's not unreasonable.

  18. Post #18
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    August 2008
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    arpaio is a huge fucking wanker and a typical small minded hick sheriff
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    August 2007
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    I don't really see the harm of this. I personally believe that Obama's a legal citizen, so there shouldn't be any problem.
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    Doctor Zedacon's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,121 Posts
    Anyone remember how McCarthy always claimed so passionately that he had damning evidence and a list of Communists in the current government? Anyone remember how valid all of that was?
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    USER HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED FROM REALITY - RETRY CONNECTION IN 5 MINUTES
    Dennab
    February 2006
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    I don't really see the harm of this. I personally believe that Obama's a legal citizen, so there shouldn't be any problem.
    It's a problem because people are constantly digging up an issue that has already been put to rest.
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    July 2008
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    worlds best sheriff ever /sarcasim

  23. Post #23
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    February 2007
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    Never forget.
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    September 2008
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    i can't wait to find out obama is a communist!

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  26. Post #26
    Needs more suspension.
    Dennab
    February 2006
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    honestly, obama brought this kind of shitstorm upon himself; there's no good reason on earth for a president to withhold his proof of birth such a huge amount of time. there's just no way it would be lost or anything. There is something suspicious about it. With the power of the us gov't, they could have just forged one; but the question is, why would they wait so long to release a forgery? Why wouldn't they just release a forged document from the get-go?

    This logic should be in the minds of everyone, regardless of political side. There is something flat out suspicious about the president refusing to surface his requirement of office. End of story.
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  27. Post #27
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    December 2009
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    Shouldn't be surprised about this kind of thing this close to election time.

  28. Post #28
    Needs more suspension.
    Dennab
    February 2006
    4,484 Posts
    Arpiao is doing this for political reasons; here in AZ, we have mostly conservatives, and a lot of the population are elderly. They all love what Arpiao does, and they're all conservatives. He's securing votes for himself when it comes time to vote for sheriff's office.

    Arpiao is a total fucker, anyone under the age of 40 in AZ should know this. He has a absolutely-no-tolerance plot, but it's done nothing but hurt people. He's part of many scandals. Maricopa county of AZ has the worst prison system in the entire united states.


    to put into perspective; arizona is a very lenient state in terms of laws, taxes, etc, it's what brings a lot of people here, otherwise the fucking hot as hell desert and mexicans would just drive all people and business away. Arizona is very nice and cheap place to live in, until you break the law. You can get 5 years in jail (not prison, jail is much much worse in az) for a first time, non-violent DUI, MINIMUM.

    Before you get hot and bothered about me mentioning mexicans; they are indeed a huge margin of the crime in southern AZ. This doesn't imply that they're all horrible and and that I'm a racist. AZ does need a no-nonsense sheriff with balls, but one that also has compassion.

    To be honest, I think we should get a woman for the job. Women always have balls of steel and something to prove against men, but are capable of compassion.

    Fuck, we need a woman president.
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  29. Post #29
    Ask me about my Marvel/DC fetish
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    honestly, obama brought this kind of shitstorm upon himself; there's no good reason on earth for a president to withhold his proof of birth such a huge amount of time. there's just no way it would be lost or anything. There is something suspicious about it. With the power of the us gov't, they could have just forged one; but the question is, why would they wait so long to release a forgery? Why wouldn't they just release a forged document from the get-go?

    This logic should be in the minds of everyone, regardless of political side. There is something flat out suspicious about the president refusing to surface his requirement of office. End of story.
    Or maybe he had something better to do than dealing with idiots?
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    October 2006
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    honestly, obama brought this kind of shitstorm upon himself; there's no good reason on earth for a president to withhold his proof of birth such a huge amount of time. there's just no way it would be lost or anything. There is something suspicious about it. With the power of the us gov't, they could have just forged one; but the question is, why would they wait so long to release a forgery? Why wouldn't they just release a forged document from the get-go?

    This logic should be in the minds of everyone, regardless of political side. There is something flat out suspicious about the president refusing to surface his requirement of office. End of story.
    Um, you can't become a president without SOMEBODY seeing the certificate. And those people, are, you'know, kind of the important people? He would never have even been declared eligible for running if people couldn't see his full certificate. He didn't hide it, he was just too busy being a god damned president of the United States - not exactly a job you take a cigarette break over some stupid shit.

    Nice edit.
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    I'm different!
    Doctor Zedacon's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,121 Posts
    honestly, obama brought this kind of shitstorm upon himself; there's no good reason on earth for a president to withhold his proof of birth such a huge amount of time. there's just no way it would be lost or anything. There is something suspicious about it. With the power of the us gov't, they could have just forged one; but the question is, why would they wait so long to release a forgery? Why wouldn't they just release a forged document from the get-go?

    This logic should be in the minds of everyone, regardless of political side. There is something flat out suspicious about the president refusing to surface his requirement of office. End of story.
    You do realize how flat out idiotic everything you just said is, correct?
    He is under absolutely zero obligation to release his birth certificate to anyone except for the necessary government bodies. He does not have to tailor to the dumb shit birthers in any way.
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    Needs more suspension.
    Dennab
    February 2006
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    Or maybe he had something better to do than dealing with idiots?
    Why? those idiots are american citizens demanding legitimacy; why couldn't he just flash his proof and then be done with it? Why wait so many years over a piece of paper?

    That's pretty horrible of a leader to just shrug off a large portion of his people over a simple birth record. I'm sure any other president would have gladly shown his proof of being american.
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    Not that bad of a seed
    asteroidrules's Avatar
    January 2011
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    Why? those idiots are american citizens demanding legitimacy; why couldn't he just flash his proof and then be done with it? Why wait so many years over a piece of paper?

    That's pretty horrible of a leader to just shrug off a large portion of his people over a simple birth record. I'm sure any other president would have gladly shown his proof of being american.
    He did. Twice. He didn't do it from the start because it was so obviously wrong and idiotic he didn't see why to bother, and really there was no need to bother since the proof wasn't enough to convince those delusional fools anyway.
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    Needs more suspension.
    Dennab
    February 2006
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    Why is it so wrong and idiotic to show some proof, that thinking alone is incredibly daft
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    July 2006
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    WHY DO PEOPLE STILL CARE ABOUT THIS?
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    WHY DO PEOPLE STILL CARE ABOUT THIS?
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    Why? those idiots are american citizens demanding legitimacy; why couldn't he just flash his proof and then be done with it? Why wait so many years over a piece of paper?

    That's pretty horrible of a leader to just shrug off a large portion of his people over a simple birth record. I'm sure any other president would have gladly shown his proof of being american.
    he couldn't become president if he wasn't an american citizen. that's pretty horrible of some retarded rednecks to question the legitimacy of someones birth because he's black and they're racist fuckheads
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  38. Post #38
    White Fusion will love him forever and ever~
    Rents's Avatar
    January 2012
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    'I'm not going after Obama,' said Arpaio
    Justice Department accusations of racial profiling
    Suuure
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    June 2005
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    INTERESTING FIND: ITS FUCKIN AUTHENTIC AND I ONLY USED THIS RUSE TO DISTRACT PEOPLE FROM THE LEGAL PERSECUTIONS ABOUT MYSELF FOR INHUMANE TREATMENT
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  40. Post #40
    Cake like Lady Gaga
    Shadaez's Avatar
    December 2005
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    Why is it so wrong and idiotic to show some proof, that thinking alone is incredibly daft
    He has, multiple times.

    ... oh
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