1. Post #161
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    maximizer39v2's Avatar
    March 2012
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    Pretty much everything I put in is a reference of something.
    LOL NOOb BE ORIGINAL

    Just kidding, I know what you mean.

    Edited:

    Declare after Michael haxz
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  2. Post #162
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    July 2010
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    Commander: GSC, you've failed to comply with the United States and the United Nations. Therefor, your organization will be terminated. You've brought this upon yourself.

    L95 Electronic Warfare Operatives send out a broadcast from a unknown location which causes the C4 detonators that are in the ground to detonate, killing everyone in the tunnels.
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  3. Post #163
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    January 2010
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    Wow, seriously thats some dumb shit you just pulled.
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  4. Post #164
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    July 2010
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    Wow, seriously thats some dumb shit you just pulled.
    What's dumb is how they thought that planting C4 right above where they were was a good idea. This is only the beginning.
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  5. Post #165
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    Dennab
    March 2012
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    Time for a WW2 battle?
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  6. Post #166
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    March 2012
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    Fuck you, Michael haxz. I already complained about killing ALL of my troops in one turn. You just suck, that's why you can't give your enemy a sporting chance. Quick fact: those C4's were manually detonated! That's right! They were wired up to a button in the control room that is not connected to a computer at all, just a wire that sends electricity down it; a device that's been in use since the 1800's.
    THIS is the current battlefield:



    Edited:

    Notice how I give my enemies the opportunity to have a chance? I have never killed more than 5 guys in a turn. Remember how I buried that drone, not destroying it? I thought someone might think of a creative way to free it so it could maybe kill a few of my men. I like to have fun, and a challenge. How would you like it if I just started nuking the whole map every couple of turns? That would be pretty gay. I say we should have a new rule:

    Max # of individual troops killed per turn (mounted troops not included): 5
    Max # of vehicles destroyed per turn: 1
    Max # of vehicles put out of action per turn: 2
    No superweapons. A superweapon is defined as a weapon that can break the above rules.
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  7. Post #167
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    July 2010
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    This is you a week or so ago

    Okay I guess, but no mercy from here on out!
    If anything, it was your own fault for planting C4 around your base.

    Quick fact: those C4's were manually detonated! That's right!
    If they were already detonated, then why are you going and having a stroke over it?

    You just suck, that's why you can't give your enemy a sporting chance.
    Once again, you failed by planting C4 right where your troops were dug in.

    They were wired up to a button in the control room that is not connected to a computer at all, just a wire that sends electricity down it.
    A man once made a bomb around his neck and tried to rob a bank. He claimed that if he didn't get the money, the bomb would go off but he did not make a detonator. The cashier was able to sneak out, and when she unlocked her car door with the key remote, it triggered the bomb. It was because the remote just happen to hit the right frequency to blow the bomb. So it is possible to remotely detonate your C4 since the broadcast hit the right frequency for your button.

    How would you like it if I just started nuking the whole map every couple of turns?
    There was one nuke and there was a fair warning that it would occur.

    I have never killed more than 5 guys in a turn.
    In moments like this, one event occured. How many of your guys dying was just a effect of it. It wasn't like I was sending a fuck ton of troops in one turn to kill everyone.

    With all this said, the battlefield will stay unless voted otherwise.
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  8. Post #168
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    Declare.

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    BANG is the sound made by the floor plate being kicked out.
    Out of that hole, falls out the ships communications officer, Lt. Prangley, who luckily lands on a ledge.

    Following him, this time more graciously, is the ships military commander.
    He is armed with a kinetic barrier, leg-mounted jets, a sniper rifle, and two convinient laser pulse emitters in his arms.

  9. Post #169
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    maximizer39v2's Avatar
    March 2012
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    The point of the C4 was to collapse sections of the tunnel to block invading forces. This is just going to keep happening unless something is done about it.
    Also, THERE IS NO FREQUENCY FOR THE C4!!! I already said that! An electric pulse is sent down the wire and triggers the bomb. I put a lot of time and effort into that base, and you think you can just fuck it up like that?! NO. Learn a lesson in sportsmanship.

    Let's just imagine that two men are playing chess. They are already far into the game. One of the man's Knights jumps a Pawn. The other man responds by swiping his hand across the chessboard and knocking off all the pieces. That's what is happening right now.

    I propose a vote to revert back to the battlefield as it was before the tunnel was destroyed. If you vote yes, click the agree button. If you vote no, click the disagree button. No other buttons will count.
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  10. Post #170
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    I put quite a lot of effort into my above turn, and I'd hate for that to be wasted.
    The C4 blowing up move was idiotic anyway, you just randomly destroyed a base and all of his people.

    I'd much rather wipe out the base in a nice battle.
    Which is what might be inbound soon.
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  11. Post #171
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    March 2012
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    I put quite a lot of effort into my above turn, and I'd hate for that to be wasted.
    The C4 blowing up move was idiotic anyway, you just randomly destroyed a base and all of his people.

    I'd much rather wipe out the base in a nice battle.
    Which is what might be inbound soon.
    I really respect that. It would be an honor to be wiped out by you.

    Declare.
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  12. Post #172
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    I put quite a lot of effort into my above turn, and I'd hate for that to be wasted.
    The C4 blowing up move was idiotic anyway, you just randomly destroyed a base and all of his people.

    I'd much rather wipe out the base in a nice battle.
    Which is what might be inbound soon.
    He'll get a battle soon enough

  13. Post #173
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    The arrival of this alien craft has really interested the GSC. A lieutenant, with two Special Forces guards, goes over to greet the visitors. Up top, two choppers hover over the spaceship, taking pictures. A worker is lowered onto the ship to try to break in.

  14. Post #174
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    Declare.


    Elite #1 lowers his weapon, gets in front of the GSC lieutenant and greets the human.
    "GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN."

    Meanwhile, Elite #2 tells the GSC officers to stand down.
    "DO NOT AIM YOUR WEAPONS AT US, HUMANS. WE ARE OF NO THREAT TO YOU."
    He also warns them.
    "THERE IS AN ORBITAL DROP ON THE WAY. WE WOULD ADVISE YOU TO EVACUATE THE HIGHLIGHTED AREA."

    Edited:
    Fixed the skip.

  15. Post #175
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    Declare.

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    "You, Organic." speaks out the commander in a slightly mechanical voice,
    "One of your units is attempting to cut through the hull of my ship. I will not let that happen."

  16. Post #176
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    Fuck, I'm tired. I made another mistake, can someone remove the Elite that's not greeting the rocket-boot guy and left in the line?

  17. Post #177
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    401 Posts

    Meanwhile, a CALIGINOUS ADVOCATE waits for the best opprotunity ...


    "Night-night."
    "Did-!" (pindrop snap)


    The noise cancellation system by your suit worked flawlessly!

    You snip the wires leading to the C4 in the back of the cave, disarming the piles (colored red).
    These bastards won't know what hit them until it's too late. They can still be activated by an external force, however (ie. pressure).

    In the mean time, You decide to just hang around and look for juicy information nearby while you wait, although you don't know how long this stealth will last.
    Perhaps when the time is right, you'll pull out the blig guns.

  18. Post #178
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    Declare
    MichaelSoft launches a full scale attack on the GSC forces using CCS Combat Troops and a team of highly elite L91 Commandos. These aren't ordinary CCS Units though, all MS Units in play are now using CCS 2.4 Combat Suits with improved Armor mode, cloak (Have fun finding the cloaked commandos Max, fuck you too), Power mode, and an advanced computer system.

    Commander: Our agent has now infiltrated the enemy base, we got a big window of opportunity here! All Allies commence attack! Repeat, all allies commence attack! GSC is the objective, do not fire on non hostile forces unless your returning fire.

    Commander (To everyone on the battlefield): Attention, this is the MichaelSoft Armed Forces. We are here to either bring in GSC command for their crimes of war or to exterminate them. We will not shoot non objective personnel unless fired upon.

    (Briefing before Rope down)
    Captain Ricko: lNloruzenchi, alright man lets do this. Cut their shit off. Leave them in the dark. Make sure the C4 doesn't blow on us! Alright everyone! Once our guy pulls the plug on everything down there, flood the fuck out of those tunnels. If they aren't surrendering, drop them.

    The troops rope down onto the battlefield. Those infront engage maximum armor mode and begin attacking the enemy.
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  19. Post #179
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    Dennab
    March 2012
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    How do you guys make those tiny soldiers? I tried to make one in GIMP but it didn't turn out that good.
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  20. Post #180
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    May 2009
    401 Posts
    How do you guys make those tiny soldiers? I tried to make one in GIMP but it didn't turn out that good.
    there's a reason this board was made
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  21. Post #181
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    Dennab
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  22. Post #182
    everything i say is worthless and gay
    maximizer39v2's Avatar
    March 2012
    634 Posts
    I use Windows 7 paint.

    Declare.



    The GSC helicopters move up and fire an AGM missile at the ground troops, killing two of them.
    Meanwhile, under the ground:
    Lieutenant: "Aliens, robots, we need your help. We are being attacked by and overwhelming and more powerful foe. We need you to please help us defeat them."
    The drilling stops on the hull of the ship.

  23. Post #183
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    May 2009
    401 Posts

    You finish gnawing on the final C4 wire, disarming all of them from command center activation, when your suit's energy finally runs out.


    Thankfully, most of the base's attention is on the guard you have just recently taken out (BY A NECKSNAP JEGUS WHY WAS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD)
    This gives you a plan just before they can fully realize there's an intruder.

    You dropkick one of the commanders from the ceiling, making him fall unconcious.
    An energy field is used to asphyxiate the other C4 operative.

    One of the remaining commanders unslings their gun.
    You summon your custom-tailored EnerVaria 1050-X GAUSS MINIGUN as a counter-threat.

    "Anyone in this cave wants to die, just yell."

    (yes the character is that big i am not changing it)

  24. Post #184
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    Declare

    The L93 Aircraft shoots down the GSC helicopter.

    Captain Ricko: Alright man good job, hold the high ranks until we can extract them, and get that walking puddle sucked up in one of the test tubes the lab boys got you. EVERYONE ELSE! Flood the god damn tunnels like the Alamo! Take anyone alive if possible, kill those whose who refuse to comply.

    (Radios to all Forces)

    This is Ricko with the L91 Commandos and CCS troops. If your not GSC, you will not be harmed unless you fire upon us. This take down was authorized by the Department of Defense of the United States, and the UN. Hostiles will be shot on sight. GSC commanders in the area, surrender now and your men will make it out of here alive, and I'll promise you a fair trial.


    Meanwhile in the cave, a couple of soldiers and a commando happens to spot the ninjas. The Commando then sticks out his hand for a hand shake orders his squad to hold their fire.

    Commando: Hey, M.A.F pal. Don't shoot, we mean no harm. Stay away from those tunnels over there man, GSC fucked themselves over and we came either get them for War crimes and such or stop their activity in the region by any means. Names Randy by the way.

  25. Post #185
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    OH OH OH OH OH OH it's happening it's happening
    Declare!

    On the MS side of warfare:
    Rider #1: These things sure can dig!
    Rider #2: Yeah, we'll be there in n- Scratch that, we're here.
    Rider #2: Alright, according to this thing, we should dig here and here.
    *Ceiling collapses where they dug, causing GSC infantry to fall down*
    Rider #1: HOLY SHIT!
    Rider #2: HAHA, TAKE THAT GSC SCUM!
    Rider 1: Alright, lets scare the shit out of these guys.
    ARMORED CLONE DINOSAURS USE: ROAR OF PARALYZING FEAR!
    It is super effective!

    On the Narxeminos side...
    Elite #2: Orbital drop succesfull. Start extermination process now?
    Elite #1: Not yet, once they let their gua- ENEMY LIFESIGNS DETECTED TO THE LEFT.
    Elite #2: Ancient lifesigns detected below us. Could it be the old gods?
    Elite #1: Perhaps. Prepare for extermination of GSC or enemy forces.

  26. Post #186
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    Declare.



    "Very well.
    However I detect 5 organic lifesigns approaching from my rear, I suggest you ready weapons."

    "Prangley, you too."

  27. Post #187
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    March 2011
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    Declare...



    A large force arrives, while a chant can be heard,
    "Soldiers *hoo!*, Let's start this! *Hoo!* The biggest mistake you ever made, we'll toss you like frag grenades! You may be hard, but our force is harder! No firepower can stop this when we're rockin' these guns!"

  28. Post #188
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    maximizer39v2's Avatar
    March 2012
    634 Posts
    Declare.



    The jeep in the tunnel opens fire on the invaders, its 50 cal bullets smearing their guts on the wall. A chopper also shoots down a MS chopper as well. The crippled GSC helicopter crashes into the ground. The soldiers in the tunnel prepare for the coming attack, not knowing that the enemy units are cloaked.
    Soldier: "Robots! Get down there and destroy those dinosaurs before they--" The rest of his sentence is drowned out by the shriek of jet engines as a new GSC weapon hovers over the battlefield. It is equipped with a downward-firing rail gun and an anti-air turret on top.

  29. Post #189

    March 2012
    13 Posts
    Hi

    Edited:

    declare



    New troops enter the battlefield and radio the GSC troops:
    "We have come to help you in your mission to conquer MichaelSoft."

  30. Post #190
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    AAA+ first post, would read again.

    Declare.
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  31. Post #191
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    March 2012
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    AAA+ first post, would read again.

    Declare.
    That doesn't make any sense. If that person declared, then they are in line.

  32. Post #192
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    Statepuff probably declared a millisecond before Greg posted or something like that.

  33. Post #193
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    maximizer39v2's Avatar
    March 2012
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    Actually, look at the times of the posts. StatePuff declared first.

  34. Post #194
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    Oh wow those units look almost exactly the same as Maximizers guys.

    Edited:

    Actually, look at the times of the posts. StatePuff declared first.
    That was the automerge edit. If you post two posts in a row they merge together.
    It doesn't give you the time.
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  35. Post #195
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    Hey that's BS, i declared first, he probably just edited his post with a declare once he saw i did.

    Edit: Fine, I'm almost done, I'll edit his in.
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  36. Post #196
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    Thanks, Greg. Those new guys don't really change anything anyway.

  37. Post #197

    March 2012
    13 Posts
    Hey that's BS, i declared first.

    Edit: Fine, I'm almost done, I'll edit his in.
    \

    k thanks

  38. Post #198
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    -snip

  39. Post #199
    Ask me about my secret society of Jihadist Mexican Lobsters
    Michael haxz's Avatar
    July 2010
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    Declare

  40. Post #200
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    Hey hey hey, Get in line.



    The Narxeminos APC opens fire, using a heavy N49-2X cannon, and regular infantry plasma weapons (Fired by infantry)
    Also, the cannon can only fire once a few declares, and has 2 obvious weak spots.


    Meanwhile in GSC base...
    "ACKNOWLEDGED. WE WILL FIGHT THE ENEMY."

    2 infantry drop down, and open fire.