1. Post #761
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    February 2010
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    We need to make a version of this except involving Source SDK.
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  2. Post #762
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    Rowtree's Avatar
    September 2008
    2,064 Posts
    We need to make a version of this except involving Source SDK.
    Don't you fucking carve that pumpkin
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  3. Post #763
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
    IronPhoenix's Avatar
    April 2005
    8,217 Posts

    We need to make a version of this except involving Source SDK.
    I usually just play air guitar as i'm mapping.
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  4. Post #764
    TCB
    I AM A FIRE LORD
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    December 2009
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    I usually just play air guitar as i'm mapping.
    How is that

    I don't

    How is that possible.

    Edited:

    Do you have eight squid arms or something
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  5. Post #765
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    February 2010
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    How is that

    I don't

    How is that possible.

    Edited:

    Do you have eight squid arms or something
    Feet.
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  6. Post #766
    I HAVE A TOASTER FETISH
    mopman999's Avatar
    July 2009
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    Teeth.
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  7. Post #767
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
    IronPhoenix's Avatar
    April 2005
    8,217 Posts
    i'm very skilled...
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  8. Post #768
    johnny guitar was here
    comet1337's Avatar
    February 2010
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    cthulhu / zoidberg
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  9. Post #769
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
    IronPhoenix's Avatar
    April 2005
    8,217 Posts
    My uncle can play the piano with his feet...and i don't wear socks...maybe its an inhertited skill...
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  10. Post #770
    johnny guitar was here
    comet1337's Avatar
    February 2010
    6,205 Posts
    My uncle can play the piano with his feet...and i don't wear socks...maybe its an inhertited skill...
    you aint fooling anyone, squid-man!
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  11. Post #771
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
    IronPhoenix's Avatar
    April 2005
    8,217 Posts
    you aint fooling anyone, squid-man!
    *flails his squid tentacles around and sprays ink at everyone
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  12. Post #772
    I HAVE A TOASTER FETISH
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    July 2009
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    I just cleaned my keyboard!
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  13. Post #773
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
    IronPhoenix's Avatar
    April 2005
    8,217 Posts
    I just cleaned my keyboard!
    You mean your leopard?

    http://xkcd.com/1031/
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  14. Post #774
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    I missed this section
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  15. Post #775
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    March 2010
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    There are a ton of people like that on the site, unfortunately. And with the admins providing authors very little control over comments and reviews, it's a haven for trolls.

    and the dude who created a review has no previous comments or reviews.

    Basically I became somewhat infamous on that site for slamming ilcannibal's Dead City 2 for being a very poor campaign while others raved it.
    Don't get me started on ilcannibal. Look at all the things that me and others said on his Left Behind campaign, and his responses to them.
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  16. Post #776
    I HAVE A TOASTER FETISH
    mopman999's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,985 Posts
    I missed this section
    I missed you too baby
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  17. Post #777
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    February 2010
    9,690 Posts
    I use my penis to map.
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  18. Post #778
    Probably the most arrogant mapper in the World
    Jukka K's Avatar
    June 2007
    1,731 Posts
    I use my penis to map.
    That' a pretty cocky way of doing it.
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  19. Post #779
    J!m
    I Love Big Gay Dragons
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    June 2009
    1,406 Posts
    I use my penis to map.
    So that's why they are so small?
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  20. Post #780
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    May 2008
    746 Posts
    I have a terrible habit of never posting anything I create online, and then when shit happens to destroy my maps I have no backups or external opinions on how I should change the map, etc.
    I should probably start uploading stuff.
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  21. Post #781
    I survived Camp FP 2010
    metallics's Avatar
    September 2005
    5,002 Posts
    Mmm a bucket of tea. This should get me going!
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  22. Post #782
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
    IronPhoenix's Avatar
    April 2005
    8,217 Posts
    Mmm a bucket of tea. This should get me going!
    You need the coffee of the northern girl who used to sit next to me on football manager.

    Coffee powder most the way up the cup and a little bit of water on the top. The target consistancy is of treacle, and if you don't drink it or stir it, the coffee will thicken so much than you would have to eat it.

    Time for some texture editing, game crafting, and air guitar. One day i will webcam myself making maps...i expect it would be quite entertaining.
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  23. Post #783
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    March 2012
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    You need the coffee of the northern girl who used to sit next to me on football manager.

    Coffee powder most the way up the cup and a little bit of water on the top. The target consistancy is of treacle, and if you don't drink it or stir it, the coffee will thicken so much than you would have to eat it.
    Replace the coffee with hot chocolate and you got yourself a fine meal.
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  24. Post #784
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
    IronPhoenix's Avatar
    April 2005
    8,217 Posts
    Replace the coffee with hot chocolate and you got yourself a fine meal.
    It was so cold in the office at ea, that if it got any colder, our hot chocolates would have turned to ice.
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  25. Post #785
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    March 2010
    1,487 Posts
    It was so cold in the office at ea, that if it got any colder, our hot chocolates would have turned to ice.
    This makes me think of an evil EA executive turning down the thermostat to save money so he can have a bigger paycheck.
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  26. Post #786
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    Replace the coffee with hot chocolate and you got yourself a fine meal.
    But...hot chocolate lacks caffeine...
    Don't be mean to the bean
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  27. Post #787
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
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    April 2005
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    This makes me think of an evil EA executive turning down the thermostat to save money so he can have a bigger paycheck.
    Actually, at that time EA were still fairly competant. This was about a year before they shut up shop and moved testing to Romania...because it was cheaper.

    I'm now so bored i am yelling echo in the facepunch mappers chatroom.
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  28. Post #788
    I HAVE A TOASTER FETISH
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    July 2009
    3,985 Posts
    When you said that it was 4 am here!
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  29. Post #789
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
    IronPhoenix's Avatar
    April 2005
    8,217 Posts
    When you said that it was 4 am here!
    Excuses...
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  30. Post #790
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    July 2006
    1,622 Posts
    Anyone know some good animators?
    I'd need one for my portal 2 mod.
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  31. Post #791
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    MaddaCheeb's Avatar
    August 2010
    4,333 Posts
    watch this when mapping

    an idea will suddenly spring into your head making your brain explode with mapgasms

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  32. Post #792
    TCB
    I AM A FIRE LORD
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    December 2009
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    Anyone know some good animators?
    I'd need one for my portal 2 mod.
    My friend is a great animator, but we're both working on a HL2 mod together. Are the things you need pretty small? If so, I'll ask him about it.
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  33. Post #793
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    February 2010
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    Source SDK, UDK, or CE3 oh decisions, decisions.
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  34. Post #794
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    July 2006
    1,622 Posts
    My friend is a great animator, but we're both working on a HL2 mod together. Are the things you need pretty small? If so, I'll ask him about it.
    The thing I'd need now is some first person hand/body animation.
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  35. Post #795
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    May 2007
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    Source SDK, UDK, or CE3 oh decisions, decisions.
    the free version of ce3 is pretty holey from what i've heard
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  36. Post #796
    Ask about my EBOLA fetish
    GameDev's Avatar
    February 2010
    12,434 Posts
    Why do we tell people about vmex

    just tell them there's no way to decompile
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  37. Post #797
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    April 2010
    2,200 Posts
    Why do we tell people about vmex

    just tell them there's no way to decompile
    Then 3kliks will 'prove us wrong' and make a video tutorial on how to decompile maps.
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  38. Post #798
    I Got That Swollen Hand Blues
    Eyefunk's Avatar
    March 2009
    2,525 Posts
    Gamedev and I enjoyed a delicious game of Trackmania 2.
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  39. Post #799
    I love My Cunt Oven
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    August 2010
    4,333 Posts
    Just ported this to L4D2 for a friend. It's a 3D skybox. Big Image.

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  40. Post #800
    johnny guitar was here
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    February 2010
    6,205 Posts
    guys, guys, GUYS!

    i have
    the best idea
    since, like, ever

    ive been playing doom 2 skulltag
    and now i want to make some hl1/doom/quake style oldschool deathmatch maps
    with those little gimmicks like secret areas with cool stuff
    and stuff like teleporters and launch pads and shit
    and low res textures and blocky terrain
    but still make it detailed and look good
    and
    it will have GAMEPLAY VALUE
    just need to quickly whip up a gamemode and weapons and some entities

    in other words:
    MAP LIKE ITS NINETEEN-NINETY-NINE
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