1. Post #81
    I probably live closer to Indonesia than most of you.

    At least if you call the fire department for a wasp problem they'll rush to your location with a flamethrower.
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  2. Post #82
    Hysteric's Avatar
    March 2012
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    Just go away please. First you quote information without saying the source so it seems like that is what the wasp actually does, then you mention later it's from that fucking terrible book and movie? You don't belong in facepunch.
    Rude.
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  3. Post #83
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    When I saw the pictures, I couldn't help but squirm around in my chair.

  4. Post #84
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    January 2008
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    The fuck is everyone afraid of? Look at it! It's, honestly, one of the coolest insects I've seen! All pimped out and shit with the spiky thorax.

    I am most delighted that such wondrous creatures of pure kick-assery exist on Earth.
    don't try and say you wouldn't piss yourself if you were trapped in a room with a couple of these
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  5. Post #85
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    July 2008
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    brb sending these guys to europe and north america.

  6. Post #86
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    April 2009
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    My head itches so bad right now man.

  7. Post #87
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    September 2006
    2,911 Posts
    I wonder what they taste like.
    When the fuck did big boss get in here?

    Also, fuck that shit man. I already hated wasps, now I just wanna fucking burn every last one of them.
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  8. Post #88
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    December 2006
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    every pest insect species has at least one wasp species that preys upon it or parasitizes it
    The reason they're so royally pissed off is because they never get credit for cleaning your god damned house.

  9. Post #89
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    Dennab
    August 2005
    12,791 Posts
    I don't like honey.
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  10. Post #90
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    January 2008
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    "I was a gigantic angry goddamn hornet before it was cool."

  11. Post #91
    I HAVE A TOASTER FETISH
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    "I was a gigantic angry goddamn hornet before it was cool."
    I think I've seen one of those things, I was mowing the lawn and it started chasing me
    Or it was a irradiated bumblebee
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  12. Post #92
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    November 2009
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    I wouldn't mind having a closer look. Besides, it won't attack Humans for the fun of it. Providing you don't flap your arms at it, there's no reason to be scared.

    Most species with similar behaviours look pretty big and intimidating. The tarantula hawk wasp for example, which paralyses tarantulas to feed to their larvae. They also tend to be solitary, so you don't need to fear disturbing a colony of them.
    It's interesting.

  13. Post #93
    Japanese Cerberus
    Dennab
    August 2011
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    Why can't they all be bumblebees, they're the cutest bugs ever in existence :c

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  14. Post #94
    Memento audere semper- audaces fortuna iuvat.
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    Looks brutal, I want to see one in action.

  15. Post #95
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    January 2009
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    Just go away please. First you quote information without saying the source so it seems like that is what the wasp actually does, then you mention later it's from that fucking terrible book and movie? You don't belong in facepunch.
    "stop liking what I don't like because I represent all of facepunch and I think you should go away."


    Anyways, that wasp is horrifying. I mean, it looks pretty cool looking, and then you see it also has giant fucking mandibles.

  16. Post #96
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    I think I've seen one of those things, I was mowing the lawn and it started chasing me
    Or it was a irradiated bumblebee
    They reside in Japan.

    Japanese Giant Hornets.
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  17. Post #97
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    December 2005
    6,058 Posts
    time to breed terrifying spiders to murder all of them.
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  18. Post #98
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  19. Post #99
    I HAVE A TOASTER FETISH
    mopman999's Avatar
    July 2009
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    They reside in Japan.

    Japanese Giant Hornets.
    Oh so my radiation theory is correct
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  20. Post #100
    Ask me about my progressive rock fetish
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    September 2010
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    GOOD LORD WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT
    RUN
    She must be their queen.
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  21. Post #101
    I am a moderator.
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    August 2006
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    It's a shame the insects are so small nowadays. Would be quite cool to live 300 million years back when insects could get as big as 70 cm.
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  22. Post #102
    Ask me about my progressive rock fetish
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    September 2010
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    It's a shame the insects are so small nowadays. Would be quite cool to live 300 million years back when insects could get as big as 70 cm.
    And Imagine having prehistoric insect farms.

  23. Post #103
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    December 2011
    2,265 Posts
    Nothing compared to these



    no wait that looks kind of adorable
    If it didn't have spiny legs, maybe.

  24. Post #104
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    February 2012
    2,382 Posts
    Goodbye, Indonesia. We hardly knew you.....

  25. Post #105
    Fire Fucker
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    March 2011
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    Oh shit, I run away at relativistic speeds when I see a normal, mostly docile bee due to a MASSIVE phobia. If I saw this bastard coming at me, I would run so fast I would make light-speed look like sound-speed.
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  26. Post #106
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    February 2011
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    Burn all of Indonesia.

  27. Post #107
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    March 2012
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    I would be OK with this becoming an endangered species.
    Environmentalists and animal rights activists only care when the animal at risk is physically appealing. See that species of insect over there? Yeah, it's endangered and is really REALLY fucking important for something, but who gives a shit, the cute fuzzy sheep-kitten there is also endangered, and it does nothing, it's so useless that it actually harms the ecosystem, but we gotta save it, because it's cute.

    Edited:

    "stop liking what I don't like because I represent all of facepunch and I think you should go away."


    Anyways, that wasp is horrifying. I mean, it looks pretty cool looking, and then you see it also has giant fucking mandibles.
    To be fair, it WAS a very VERY very shitty series of books. I'd be able to bash my head against a keyboard and create a better story, hell even Twilight has a better story.
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  28. Post #108
    I bought this title for 1 dollar
    titopei's Avatar
    April 2009
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    Read is as King of the wasps so I thought they meant someone was just able to live with wasps like they are nothing. Got something much worse.
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  29. Post #109
    Hysteric's Avatar
    March 2012
    385 Posts
    Nothing compared to these



    no wait that looks kind of adorable
    Oh god, what if you had a Cadbury Creme Egg and you misplaced it
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  30. Post #110
    [B][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacos"]Tacos![/URL][/B]
    Jurikuer's Avatar
    April 2008
    5,450 Posts
    Just what I need, more fuel to feed my phobia of bees/wasps/hornets/stingers...These fuckers better stay in Indonesia.

  31. Post #111
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    May 2011
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    It's a shame the insects are so small nowadays. Would be quite cool to live 300 million years back when insects could get as big as 70 cm.
    Maybe cool to see what it was like, but not live there.

  32. Post #112
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    September 2006
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    It's a shame the insects are so small nowadays. Would be quite cool to live 300 million years back when insects could get as big as 70 cm.
    Fuck that. Maybe if they were locked up far far away from me sure, but if they were as widespread as bugs today? I'd get a heart attack every time I went outside

  33. Post #113
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    September 2011
    1,108 Posts
    Why can't they all be bumblebees, they're the cutest bugs ever in existence :c

    Holy shit. That was the cutest, most innocent thing I've ever seen.

  34. Post #114
    Hullu V3's Avatar
    October 2009
    6,412 Posts
    Good thing I have no intentions to visit Indonesia.

    Although I hope that there are no big hurricanes or some shit that could fly the fuckers to other countries.