1. Post #361
    Fabulous Vailglorous Extraordinaire
    Haxxer's Avatar
    February 2007
    10,708 Posts
    Because if you lose it your team will hate you until the sun explodes.
    no then the game turns into a hilarious hold the flag kind of game :D
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  2. Post #362
    wug
    Tumornator 2: Judgement Day
    wug's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,724 Posts
    I just noticed that the valve guy on the intro turns around and looks at you. It's fucking scary wtf i actually jumped out of my chair i'm so used to seeing the back of his head and he just turns around aaaaaa
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  3. Post #363
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    SXBIG's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,871 Posts
    Anyone wanna party up? I'm getting tired of being matched up with complete tards.
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  4. Post #364
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    Mech Bgum's Avatar
    August 2011
    811 Posts
    Because if you lose it your team will hate you until the sun explodes.
    im usually asking my team to kill roshan with me shortly after i buy rapier.
    anyway if you managed to save it for 2-3 teamfights its gamebreaking.
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  5. Post #365
    Is that a rocket in your pocket?
    Dr.Scrake's Avatar
    March 2010
    8,402 Posts
    I think he just has some weird lines
    "Oh pudge I just can't hate you"
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  6. Post #366
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    SXBIG's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,871 Posts
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  7. Post #367
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    thisguy123's Avatar
    August 2008
    6,911 Posts
    This is the reason I almost never press random.

    The small chance it might be her.

    I don't care if she can control a lane like a Japanese kid with an RC car.
    I don't care if she has the ability to melt heros with that fukken impertus.
    I don't care if she can keep a whole team pushing so hard that the great wall of china would have trouble standing up to them.


    That voice... That GOD DAMN VOICE.

    The way to counter an enchantress is hope the guy using it goes mad before they cross the "fuck all the things" threshold.
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  8. Post #368
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  9. Post #369
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    Rexen's Avatar
    May 2008
    1,906 Posts
    Not sure if it is the same Smash, but i'm assuming his submission got into this months edition of PC Gamer.

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  10. Post #370
    Allstone's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,692 Posts
    I am getting gradually less terrible.
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  11. Post #371
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    September 2009
    11,761 Posts
    Not sure if it is the same Smash, but i'm assuming his submission got into this months edition of PC Gamer.

    Wow, I tweeted that. Cool!
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  12. Post #372
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    SXBIG's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,871 Posts
    This is the reason I almost never press random.

    The small chance it might be her.

    I don't care if she can control a lane like a Japanese kid with an RC car.
    I don't care if she has the ability to melt heros with that fukken impertus.
    I don't care if she can keep a whole team pushing so hard that the great wall of china would have trouble standing up to them.


    That voice... That GOD DAMN VOICE.

    The way to counter an enchantress is hope the guy using it goes mad before they cross the "fuck all the things" threshold.
    B-b-but what if I like that voice?
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  13. Post #373
    Dennab
    September 2011
    10,298 Posts
    I can't think of a bigger waste of 1500 gold.
    BoT on Furion.

    Edited:

    Alternatively, Blink Dagger on Anti Mage.
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  14. Post #374
    bigbundie's Avatar
    June 2011
    1,212 Posts
    BoT on Furion.

    Edited:

    Alternatively, Blink Dagger on Anti Mage.
    Skull Basher on SLardar
    Daedalus on Bounty Hunter/SK
    Battlefury on sniper
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  15. Post #375
    Dennab
    September 2011
    10,298 Posts
    Skull Basher on SLardar
    Daedalus on Bounty Hunter/SK
    Battlefury on sniper
    Don't forget the best one, Refresher's Orb on Tinker.
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  16. Post #376
    Started playing Zeus today.

    Dat laugh.
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  17. Post #377
    Belivo's Avatar
    May 2011
    3,237 Posts
    Don't forget the best one, Refresher's Orb on Tinker.
    Lothar's on Riki

    I win?
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  18. Post #378
    The Pain Train's a-comin! Woo woo!
    OluapPlayer's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,137 Posts
    Zeus' ultimate can go rot in Hell.
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  19. Post #379
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    thisguy123's Avatar
    August 2008
    6,911 Posts
    B-b-but what if I like that voice?
    Then you are a very dangerous thing indeed.

    Edited:

    Zeus' ultimate can go rot in Hell.
    Hood of defiance...


    Job done.
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  20. Post #380
    I BOUGHT THIS WITH BLOOD MONEY
    Tosas's Avatar
    June 2011
    4,146 Posts
    Lol I remember when I made zeus rage with autocast on phase shift, good days.
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  21. Post #381
    Dennab
    September 2011
    10,298 Posts
    I remember when my team was getting instagibbed by Zeus.
    Then I built a pipe and we won.
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  22. Post #382
    l l
    lmao
    Dennab
    December 2011
    10,758 Posts
    They changed Invoker's complexion and made him look older, I like it.
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  23. Post #383
    secundus's Avatar
    December 2009
    823 Posts
    A club in my university gave out a thousand Dota 2 beta keys today. Too bad they can only be activated in SEA region.

    Funny thing is their booth has this huge LoL banner and 2 laptops showing LoL matches.
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  24. Post #384
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    EliteGuy's Avatar
    November 2006
    6,995 Posts
    A club in my university gave out a thousand Dota 2 beta keys today. Too bad they can only be activated in SEA region.

    Funny thing is their booth has this huge LoL banner and 2 laptops showing LoL matches.
    That sucks, just like LoL
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  25. Post #385
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    Captain Chalky's Avatar
    September 2010
    7,973 Posts
    That sucks, just like LoL
    Just because Dota 2 is better than LoL, it doesn't mean that LoL sucks.
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  26. Post #386
    Dennab
    September 2011
    10,298 Posts
    Just because Dota 2 is better than LoL, it doesn't mean that LoL sucks.
    You clearly don't understand how the world works.
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  27. Post #387
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    Badunkadunk's Avatar
    December 2008
    3,519 Posts
    no fuk LoL dota 4 lyfe
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  28. Post #388
    Is that a rocket in your pocket?
    Dr.Scrake's Avatar
    March 2010
    8,402 Posts
    ....

    just played pudge, went 13 2, got called noob and kill stealer when I asked for someone to upgrade the courier I FUCKING BOUGHT by warlock


    he said I was probably ten and that he was more mature than me (he had a mic and sounded like a 12 years old) and he was 3/6/3 rushing an scepter, when I already had an scepter a hoodie a bottle and treads by then

    what is this
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  29. Post #389
    Dennab
    September 2011
    10,298 Posts
    ....

    just played pudge, went 13 2, got called noob and kill stealer when I asked for someone to upgrade the courier I FUCKING BOUGHT by warlock


    he said I was probably ten and that he was more mature than me (he had a mic and sounded like a 12 years old)

    what is this
    This is the same thing that the Lich that said I wasn't good when I was forced to do the ward bitch as Veno.
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  30. Post #390
    RagerTrader's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,708 Posts
    WHY DON'T STRENGTH CARRIES BUILD HEAVEN'S HALBERD.

    IT'S BETTER THEN S&Y IN ALMOST EVERY WAY.

    Edited:

    You just shut down every melee carry. Anti, Ursa, Etc. are all completely BONED if disarmed, and it's stats are amazing.
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  31. Post #391
    Murdoco's Avatar
    October 2009
    12,686 Posts
    Dear people of Dota 2. If you are going to play and you know you are bad. Don't pick a fucking carry. I just lost a game where we had a super farmed AM and a super farmed Faceless but because they were both fucking retarded and couldn't understand how to use their abilities or hit right click we lost to a team that had 0 hard carries. I don't understand how people can be this stupid.

    "DURR IM FACELESS BETTER ULT ON ONE PERSON TO SECURE KILL OH HEY NATURES PROPHET OH IM DEAD"
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  32. Post #392
    Belivo's Avatar
    May 2011
    3,237 Posts
    ....

    just played pudge, went 13 2, got called noob and kill stealer when I asked for someone to upgrade the courier I FUCKING BOUGHT by warlock


    he said I was probably ten and that he was more mature than me (he had a mic and sounded like a 12 years old) and he was 3/6/3 rushing an scepter, when I already had an scepter a hoodie a bottle and treads by then

    what is this
    I had this Lion today... (I am not making this up)
    His build was very... interesting...
    Manadrain, stats, Manadrain, stats, Manadrain, Ult, Manadrain, stats, stats, stats...
    He started out with boots and a salve, and rushed incredients of a scepter.
    How he did his combo, Hit R on enemy Pudge (with hood by then), then manadrained him, Pudge is all "wtf, Imma just kill this guy" Needles to say, we lost.

    I queue up for next match.
    Same fucking Lion on my team, picked Lion again.
    Same shit, but he rushed Blink before anything else. But he aimed for tide this time, who was getting slept by our Bane.

    Now think of the dumbest guy you have ever met in Dota2, now you realise that people can be more stupid than those ones.
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  33. Post #393
    MendozaMan's Avatar
    April 2007
    5,018 Posts
    ....

    just played pudge, went 13 2, got called noob and kill stealer when I asked for someone to upgrade the courier I FUCKING BOUGHT by warlock


    he said I was probably ten and that he was more mature than me (he had a mic and sounded like a 12 years old) and he was 3/6/3 rushing an scepter, when I already had an scepter a hoodie a bottle and treads by then

    what is this
    Finger over report button, smash it with the force of the hammer of Thor. Smash it until it breaks and keep smashing it.
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  34. Post #394
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    January 2012
    941 Posts
    Actually, his flare and Hook are the greatest abilities for ganking purpose. Rockets require you to stay close, yet you don't have any in-built speed steroid (thus relying on good cage or hook) and cogs are very much tricky with any quick/blinking opponent.

    Now, flare can be this "holy shit, I didn't they had that much nuke" thing. Imagine line with Lich(or any support with nuke), any hero with some targetable damaging spell (Skeleton King will suffice) and Clockwerk mid.

    1. Lane Lich/SK harasses single enemy hero the most, at some point keeping him at 300/400 hp.
    2. When this occurs, ask Clockwerk to shoot at your lane, somewhat behind enemies in case they start running.
    3. Throw both nukes on target and chase.
    4. Flare hits.
    5. ????
    6. Profit!


    And hook with Agh is pretty much 1/4 of global teleport or so. Just add creeps.
    Yo. I really tried this thing now, checked up for guides etc. and managed to finish a game with 5/1. Its really fun ganking Zeus and Sniper while being Clockwerk.
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  35. Post #395
    Watching the world burn is my hobby.
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    February 2005
    16,747 Posts
    ....

    just played pudge, went 13 2, got called noob and kill stealer when I asked for someone to upgrade the courier I FUCKING BOUGHT by warlock


    he said I was probably ten and that he was more mature than me (he had a mic and sounded like a 12 years old) and he was 3/6/3 rushing an scepter, when I already had an scepter a hoodie a bottle and treads by then

    what is this
    Dota 2. That's what this is. Dota 2.
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  36. Post #396
    RagerTrader's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,708 Posts
    Yo. I really tried this thing now, checked up for guides etc. and managed to finish a game with 5/1. Its really fun ganking Zeus and Sniper while being Clockwerk.
    It's fun pushing clockwerk out of his cage as batrider.

    No one ever picks batrider so the vast majority has no idea what to expect.
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  37. Post #397
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    June 2005
    3,644 Posts
    Best Ench quote.

    Edited:

    It's fun pushing clockwerk out of his cage as batrider.

    No one ever picks batrider so the vast majority has no idea what to expect.
    It's also fun playing anybody with a blink always escaping from Clockwerk when he uses his ult.
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  38. Post #398
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    SXBIG's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,871 Posts
    Thank you for showing me this. Now when I'm out of mana I'm gonna mash QWER like there is no tomorrow.
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  39. Post #399
    The Pain Train's a-comin! Woo woo!
    OluapPlayer's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,137 Posts
    I know a newbie shouldn't go even near a carry hero, but in that case which role is better for a newbie? Ganker? Support?
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  40. Post #400
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    SXBIG's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,871 Posts
    I know a newbie shouldn't go even near a carry hero, but in that case which role is better for a newbie? Ganker? Support?
    Invoker obviously.
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