[Haxxer]

Banned? posted:

Because if you lose it your team will hate you until the sun explodes.

no then the game turns into a hilarious hold the flag kind of game :D

[wug]

I just noticed that the valve guy on the intro turns around and looks at you. It's fucking scary wtf i actually jumped out of my chair i'm so used to seeing the back of his head and he just turns around aaaaaa

[SXBIG]

Anyone wanna party up? I'm getting tired of being matched up with complete tards.

[Mech Bgum]

Banned? posted:

Because if you lose it your team will hate you until the sun explodes.

im usually asking my team to kill roshan with me shortly after i buy rapier.
anyway if you managed to save it for 2-3 teamfights its gamebreaking.

[Dr.Scrake]

Zukriuchen posted:

I think he just has some weird lines

"Oh pudge I just can't hate you"

[SXBIG]

This is my favorite line in the whole game.

[thisguy123]

SXBIG posted:

This is my favorite line in the whole game.

This is the reason I almost never press random.

The small chance it might be her.

I don't care if she can control a lane like a Japanese kid with an RC car.
I don't care if she has the ability to melt heros with that fukken impertus.
I don't care if she can keep a whole team pushing so hard that the great wall of china would have trouble standing up to them.


That voice... That GOD DAMN VOICE.

The way to counter an enchantress is hope the guy using it goes mad before they cross the "fuck all the things" threshold.

[G-foxisus]

When hexing (turning something into a chicken)

[Rexen]

Not sure if it is the same Smash, but i'm assuming his submission got into this months edition of PC Gamer.

[Allstone]

I am getting gradually less terrible.

[Smashman]

Rexen posted:

Not sure if it is the same Smash, but i'm assuming his submission got into this months edition of PC Gamer.

Wow, I tweeted that. Cool!

[SXBIG]

thisguy123 posted:

This is the reason I almost never press random.

The small chance it might be her.

I don't care if she can control a lane like a Japanese kid with an RC car.
I don't care if she has the ability to melt heros with that fukken impertus.
I don't care if she can keep a whole team pushing so hard that the great wall of china would have trouble standing up to them.


That voice... That GOD DAMN VOICE.

The way to counter an enchantress is hope the guy using it goes mad before they cross the "fuck all the things" threshold.

B-b-but what if I like that voice?

[Maruhai]

Banned? posted:

I can't think of a bigger waste of 1500 gold.

BoT on Furion.

Edited:

Alternatively, Blink Dagger on Anti Mage.

[bigbundie]

Maruhai posted:

BoT on Furion.

Edited:

Alternatively, Blink Dagger on Anti Mage.

Skull Basher on SLardar
Daedalus on Bounty Hunter/SK
Battlefury on sniper

[Maruhai]

bigbundie posted:

Skull Basher on SLardar
Daedalus on Bounty Hunter/SK
Battlefury on sniper

Don't forget the best one, Refresher's Orb on Tinker.

[The very best]

Started playing Zeus today.

Dat laugh.

[Belivo]

Maruhai posted:

Don't forget the best one, Refresher's Orb on Tinker.

Lothar's on Riki

I win?

[OluapPlayer]

Zeus' ultimate can go rot in Hell.

[thisguy123]

SXBIG posted:

B-b-but what if I like that voice?

Then you are a very dangerous thing indeed.

Edited:

OluapPlayer posted:

Zeus' ultimate can go rot in Hell.

Hood of defiance...


Job done.

[Tosas]

Lol I remember when I made zeus rage with autocast on phase shift, good days.

[Maruhai]

I remember when my team was getting instagibbed by Zeus.
Then I built a pipe and we won.

[l l]

They changed Invoker's complexion and made him look older, I like it.

[secundus]

A club in my university gave out a thousand Dota 2 beta keys today. Too bad they can only be activated in SEA region.

Funny thing is their booth has this huge LoL banner and 2 laptops showing LoL matches.

[EliteGuy]

secundus posted:

A club in my university gave out a thousand Dota 2 beta keys today. Too bad they can only be activated in SEA region.

Funny thing is their booth has this huge LoL banner and 2 laptops showing LoL matches.

That sucks, just like LoL

[Captain Chalky]

EliteGuy posted:

That sucks, just like LoL

Just because Dota 2 is better than LoL, it doesn't mean that LoL sucks.

[Maruhai]

Captain Chalky posted:

Just because Dota 2 is better than LoL, it doesn't mean that LoL sucks.

You clearly don't understand how the world works.

[Badunkadunk]

no fuk LoL dota 4 lyfe

[Dr.Scrake]

....

just played pudge, went 13 2, got called noob and kill stealer when I asked for someone to upgrade the courier I FUCKING BOUGHT by warlock


he said I was probably ten and that he was more mature than me (he had a mic and sounded like a 12 years old) and he was 3/6/3 rushing an scepter, when I already had an scepter a hoodie a bottle and treads by then

what is this

[Maruhai]

Dr.Scrake posted:

....

just played pudge, went 13 2, got called noob and kill stealer when I asked for someone to upgrade the courier I FUCKING BOUGHT by warlock


he said I was probably ten and that he was more mature than me (he had a mic and sounded like a 12 years old)

what is this

This is the same thing that the Lich that said I wasn't good when I was forced to do the ward bitch as Veno.

[RagerTrader]

WHY DON'T STRENGTH CARRIES BUILD HEAVEN'S HALBERD.

IT'S BETTER THEN S&Y IN ALMOST EVERY WAY.

Edited:

You just shut down every melee carry. Anti, Ursa, Etc. are all completely BONED if disarmed, and it's stats are amazing.

[Murdoco]

Dear people of Dota 2. If you are going to play and you know you are bad. Don't pick a fucking carry. I just lost a game where we had a super farmed AM and a super farmed Faceless but because they were both fucking retarded and couldn't understand how to use their abilities or hit right click we lost to a team that had 0 hard carries. I don't understand how people can be this stupid.

"DURR IM FACELESS BETTER ULT ON ONE PERSON TO SECURE KILL OH HEY NATURES PROPHET OH IM DEAD"

[Belivo]

Dr.Scrake posted:

....

just played pudge, went 13 2, got called noob and kill stealer when I asked for someone to upgrade the courier I FUCKING BOUGHT by warlock


he said I was probably ten and that he was more mature than me (he had a mic and sounded like a 12 years old) and he was 3/6/3 rushing an scepter, when I already had an scepter a hoodie a bottle and treads by then

what is this

I had this Lion today... (I am not making this up)
His build was very... interesting...
Manadrain, stats, Manadrain, stats, Manadrain, Ult, Manadrain, stats, stats, stats...
He started out with boots and a salve, and rushed incredients of a scepter.
How he did his combo, Hit R on enemy Pudge (with hood by then), then manadrained him, Pudge is all "wtf, Imma just kill this guy" Needles to say, we lost.

I queue up for next match.
Same fucking Lion on my team, picked Lion again.
Same shit, but he rushed Blink before anything else. But he aimed for tide this time, who was getting slept by our Bane.

Now think of the dumbest guy you have ever met in Dota2, now you realise that people can be more stupid than those ones.

[MendozaMan]

Dr.Scrake posted:

....

just played pudge, went 13 2, got called noob and kill stealer when I asked for someone to upgrade the courier I FUCKING BOUGHT by warlock


he said I was probably ten and that he was more mature than me (he had a mic and sounded like a 12 years old) and he was 3/6/3 rushing an scepter, when I already had an scepter a hoodie a bottle and treads by then

what is this

Finger over report button, smash it with the force of the hammer of Thor. Smash it until it breaks and keep smashing it.

[Lefter]

Tokagero posted:

Actually, his flare and Hook are the greatest abilities for ganking purpose. Rockets require you to stay close, yet you don't have any in-built speed steroid (thus relying on good cage or hook) and cogs are very much tricky with any quick/blinking opponent.

Now, flare can be this "holy shit, I didn't they had that much nuke" thing. Imagine line with Lich(or any support with nuke), any hero with some targetable damaging spell (Skeleton King will suffice) and Clockwerk mid.

1. Lane Lich/SK harasses single enemy hero the most, at some point keeping him at 300/400 hp.
2. When this occurs, ask Clockwerk to shoot at your lane, somewhat behind enemies in case they start running.
3. Throw both nukes on target and chase.
4. Flare hits.
5. ????
6. Profit!


And hook with Agh is pretty much 1/4 of global teleport or so. Just add creeps.

Yo. I really tried this thing now, checked up for guides etc. and managed to finish a game with 5/1. Its really fun ganking Zeus and Sniper while being Clockwerk.

[Banned?]

Dr.Scrake posted:

....

just played pudge, went 13 2, got called noob and kill stealer when I asked for someone to upgrade the courier I FUCKING BOUGHT by warlock


he said I was probably ten and that he was more mature than me (he had a mic and sounded like a 12 years old) and he was 3/6/3 rushing an scepter, when I already had an scepter a hoodie a bottle and treads by then

what is this

Dota 2. That's what this is. Dota 2.

[RagerTrader]

Lefter posted:

Yo. I really tried this thing now, checked up for guides etc. and managed to finish a game with 5/1. Its really fun ganking Zeus and Sniper while being Clockwerk.

It's fun pushing clockwerk out of his cage as batrider.

No one ever picks batrider so the vast majority has no idea what to expect.

[Rats808]

Best Ench quote.

Edited:

RagerTrader posted:

It's fun pushing clockwerk out of his cage as batrider.

No one ever picks batrider so the vast majority has no idea what to expect.

It's also fun playing anybody with a blink always escaping from Clockwerk when he uses his ult.

[SXBIG]

Rats808 posted:

Best Ench quote.

Thank you for showing me this. Now when I'm out of mana I'm gonna mash QWER like there is no tomorrow.

[OluapPlayer]

I know a newbie shouldn't go even near a carry hero, but in that case which role is better for a newbie? Ganker? Support?

[SXBIG]

OluapPlayer posted:

I know a newbie shouldn't go even near a carry hero, but in that case which role is better for a newbie? Ganker? Support?

Invoker obviously.