1. Post #1
    ''just wondering''
    Keegs's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,834 Posts
    United States Chat Thread v1
    [h2]Americans Only[/h2]



    All Glory to Rick Santorum, the true American©
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  2. Post #2
    ice cream and pussy
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    March 2005
    2,002 Posts
    socialism
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  3. Post #3
    I wish I was as cool as Felix :)
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    April 2010
    7,742 Posts
    F22 Raptor is freedom.
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  4. Post #4
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    December 2009
    14,140 Posts


    Aircraft carrier is freedom

    Edited:

    Link to equally free and patriotic thread: http://facepunch.com/threads/1160474
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  5. Post #5
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    Dennab
    March 2009
    2,583 Posts
    Hamburgers and beer, I guess?
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  6. Post #6
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    August 2006
    5,956 Posts
    Apple pie and mashed potatoes.
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  7. Post #7
    8==== ===== ===== ===== ===D
    Dennab
    April 2008
    4,831 Posts


    america
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  8. Post #8
    Dispenser's Avatar
    March 2009
    1,991 Posts
    AMERICA!











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  9. Post #9
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    April 2011
    2,873 Posts
    USA'n. Just want to come in here and say I enjoy the China atmosphere when compared to China. Decided I'm moving back to there after seeing the transition from USA to China to USA. People are too sad here, too greedy, and just don't appreciate what they really have. Going back there this summer to better my self. :D
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  10. Post #10
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    April 2010
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  11. Post #11
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    December 2009
    14,140 Posts
    Maybe the fact that our generation realizes how fucked current politics are means things will be better in the future?









    Pretty please?
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  12. Post #12
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    August 2010
    6,172 Posts
    We haven't made one yet because the USA sucks.
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  13. Post #13
    ~Tital~
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    July 2009
    1,194 Posts
    'MERICA...
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  14. Post #14
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    October 2008
    3,841 Posts


    :(
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  15. Post #15
    Dennab
    June 2010
    1,558 Posts
    pacific northwest represent son

    woo trees
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  16. Post #16
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    July 2008
    1,870 Posts
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  17. Post #17
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,639 Posts
    There hasn't been one because assholes would come in bashing the US and making jokes about eagles and 9/11.



    Assholes like me.
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  18. Post #18
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    August 2007
    13,888 Posts
    lol at anybody who believes the US is anything other than a third-world police state
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  19. Post #19
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    May 2009
    8,033 Posts
    I like how the symbolism of freedom is in guns and war.
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  20. Post #20
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    April 2011
    2,873 Posts
    I love America but fucking hate the government. A lot of people can agree with that, I am sure.
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  21. Post #21
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    July 2010
    1,310 Posts
    America: the country founded by slave owners who wanted to be free.
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  22. Post #22
    We Are No Idiots
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    March 2010
    4,659 Posts
    Saddest thing ever is a eagle shedding a tear.
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  23. Post #23
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    July 2010
    5,034 Posts
    lol at anybody who believes the US is anything other than a third-world police state
    If you seriously think the US is a third world police state then maybe you should actually go and visit such a place... can't think of many off of the top of my head. Maybe North Korea? Have fun there!

    Anyways back to the Australia thread for me!
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  24. Post #24
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    January 2009
    8,472 Posts
    I want to forsake my Queen and become a true American.

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  25. Post #25
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    March 2008
    741 Posts
    A liberal ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.
    "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known!"

    At this moment, a brave Navy SEAL who had served 15 tours of duty stood up and held up a rock.

    "How old is this rock?"

    The professor smirked arrogantly and replied "4.6 billion years. Idiot"

    "Wrong. It's 5,000 years old. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"

    The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk. He stormed out of the room.

    The students applauded and all registered Republican that day. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk.

    The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day.
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  26. Post #26
    DERAILER OF THREADS DESTROYER OF IDIOTS
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    February 2009
    24,948 Posts
    Representing the country's trash pile, New Jersey here
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  27. Post #27
    fox '09's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,310 Posts
    Representing the country's trash pile, New Jersey here
    New Joisey you say? Where you from, straight outta camden?
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  28. Post #28
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    January 2009
    8,472 Posts
    Representing the country's trash pile, New Jersey here


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  29. Post #29
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    October 2011
    661 Posts
    The USA is pretty fucking awesome.
















    above all else though


    you're welcome
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  30. Post #30
    I GOT A TITLE TOO!!!
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    July 2010
    2,947 Posts
    You murrican's are wierd.
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  31. Post #31
    Weltmeister's Avatar
    October 2011
    661 Posts
    You murrican's are wierd.
    Atleast our teeth are straight and we groom.

    Edited:

    lol at anybody who believes the US is anything other than a third-world police state
    lol @ that coming from a Brit, someone who actually is in a police state.
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  32. Post #32
    Superwafflez's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,236 Posts
    I like how the symbolism of freedom is in guns and war.
    Only because they are what once enforced it.
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  33. Post #33
    Theater's Avatar
    October 2009
    1,099 Posts
    Atleast our teeth are straight and we groom.

    Edited:



    lol @ that coming from a Brit, someone who actually is in a police state.
    Example of american manners.
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  34. Post #34
    OFWGKTA
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    July 2011
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    Thread Music:

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  35. Post #35
    Weltmeister's Avatar
    October 2011
    661 Posts
    Example of american manners.
    Example of Norwegian "i-dont-get-english-sarcasm"??
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  36. Post #36
    Gold Member
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    December 2010
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  37. Post #37
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    February 2008
    3,383 Posts
    Too bad Flagdog is down, we can't really tell which country people belong to in here.

    Spies among us.
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  38. Post #38
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    May 2009
    8,033 Posts
    Example of Norwegian "i-dont-get-english-sarcasm"??
    Example of a shitty comeback.

    A load of freedom coming down to the ones in need here.
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  39. Post #39
    R R E R R R
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    October 2009
    5,092 Posts
    So when's the US going to join up with us Canadians?
    You can stop being lame inconsistent states and start being awesome free healthcare provinces!
    Also you'll get to use the metric system as a bonus!
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  40. Post #40
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    February 2009
    1,858 Posts
    Our government may be awful, but you can't deny that America's a pretty place:

    I used to live there ^




    Edited:

    So when's the US going to join up with us Canadians?
    You can stop being lame inconsistent states and start being awesome free healthcare provinces!
    Also you'll get to use the metric system as a bonus!
    Metric system? Eww no

    Edited:

    Also:

    :smug:
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