1. Post #681
    Gold Member

    August 2008
    2,905 Posts
    I felt so bad for Max when he hugged the gravestone.
    I felt bad for him the whole through.

    Unless it was the Max Payne 1 Graphic Novel music I had in the background that helped the mood.
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  2. Post #682
    Demeschik's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,502 Posts
    I can't stop reading the comic in his voice.
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  3. Post #683
    The Revelation
    Joseph Smith's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,116 Posts
    The comic was really great,i enjoyed it.
    I also love the art style of it.
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  4. Post #684
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    Vallux's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,759 Posts
    Max seems to have nailed the "rigorous health regiment" though. Whiskey for breakfast, lunch and dinner. In the evening a dose of painkillers and a z-list movie from pay per view. Shit is sad.

    I hope that Max falls in love with Passos at least and lives happily ever after till the sequel.
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  5. Post #685
    LOL PWND's Avatar
    November 2009
    440 Posts
    So in the comic, did Max kill his father? Or just threatened him with a replica gun?
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  6. Post #686
    I may have a BIG dick but that doesn't mean I deserve a BIG title
    Jericho_Rus's Avatar
    December 2009
    5,477 Posts
    So in the comic, did Max kill his father? Or just threatened him with a replica gun?
    It was a replica gun. His father died on his own three years later.
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  7. Post #687
    LOL PWND's Avatar
    November 2009
    440 Posts
    It was a replica gun. His father died on his own three years later.
    Wonder if Max got beat up for that.
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  8. Post #688
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    Killer900's Avatar
    April 2005
    6,734 Posts
    That was cool. Though I kinda didn't like the fact that Max drinks all the time. In his house, on the way to the cemetry, in the cemetry, on the way to the bar to get drunk again. I know they try to make a point here, but that was a little too much.
    He's an alcoholic, that's kind of what they do.
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  9. Post #689
    ITokez's Avatar
    September 2009
    944 Posts
    I've got your back.
    Same here <3
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  10. Post #690
    I'm a loner who likes to get beat up at school
    Zeraxify's Avatar
    June 2009
    11,563 Posts
    readin the comic with this on

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  11. Post #691
    I'M A SHAAARK!
    Lambeth's Avatar
    October 2009
    14,849 Posts
    Finished Max Payne. I was stuck until I realized I was playing the game normally, so I just started bullet-time diving whenever possible.
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  12. Post #692
    Sourcegamer8's Avatar
    June 2008
    4,668 Posts
    Finished Max Payne. I was stuck until I realized I was playing the game normally, so I just started bullet-time diving whenever possible.
    How many hours in the game did it take you to figure that out?
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  13. Post #693
    I'M A SHAAARK!
    Lambeth's Avatar
    October 2009
    14,849 Posts
    I was still at the subway in the beginning
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  14. Post #694
    Sourcegamer8's Avatar
    June 2008
    4,668 Posts
    I was still at the subway in the beginning
    Scratch my horrid accusations.
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  15. Post #695
    AUTISTIC DOTA WANKER
    Dr Bob's Avatar
    June 2006
    7,361 Posts
    readin the comic with this on

    I read it with


    and http://www.rainymood.com/
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  16. Post #696
    Ah yes "opinions"
    Jackald's Avatar
    October 2005
    17,004 Posts
    Finished Max Payne. I was stuck until I realized I was playing the game normally, so I just started bullet-time diving whenever possible.
    Yeah, bullet time never feels like a crutch because the game's practically impossible without it.
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  17. Post #697
    If someone calls you a whore, salute them!
    T-Sonar.0's Avatar
    July 2007
    13,869 Posts
    Bah, retail activation not supported?

    That sucks, but at least I get a kick ass statue of Max.
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  18. Post #698
    Oh no, what have I done!
    Dennab
    November 2007
    22,049 Posts
    I want to try a no-dive run of Max Payne 2.
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  19. Post #699
    Ah yes "opinions"
    Jackald's Avatar
    October 2005
    17,004 Posts
    Bah, retail activation not supported?

    That sucks, but at least I get a kick ass statue of Max.
    I hope he monologues what he sees:

    A dim room met my eyes in a weary blur of commotion. My owner had placed me in the heart of his collection. I was the centerpiece. Primetime. How had this happened? Imprisoned watching whatever he did with abject horror; the cold of my heart made real and freezing my body in place. Perhaps this was a fitting place for me. Mona would have appreciated the irony. Vlad would have called it fate. Winterson would have called me a murderer. But none of these people could talk. Silenced away, one way or another, by my actions. Kept alive as spectres in the darkest recesses of my mind by guilt.

    When I thought I had finally hit the bottom of the pit, the pasty kid sloughing his weight in his chair did the unthinkable. Cracking his belt like a bar-room brawler preparing for a fight, his pants fell to the floor, and I was forced to see the pulpy organ that had been kept at bay until now...


    I would definitely enjoy that, even though what I written is way too lexically convoluted to sound properly like Max Payne, but you get the idea.
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  20. Post #700
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    DanTehMan's Avatar
    May 2008
    2,556 Posts
    Although I could never really get into Max Payne 1 enough to enjoy it, I just beat Max Payne 2 and I've got to say it was really fun. Just the simple mechanic of bullet time can make a good game great.
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  21. Post #701
    I'M A SHAAARK!
    Lambeth's Avatar
    October 2009
    14,849 Posts
    Ragdolling automatically makes max payne so much better

    Edited:

    Mooks don't accidentally shoot their buddies now too, good
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  22. Post #702
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    Frozen's Avatar
    April 2005
    1,685 Posts
    for those who haven't watched it:
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  23. Post #703
    usa
    Developer
    usa's Avatar
    December 2011
    2,299 Posts
    New avatar to celebrate.

    This is the first game in a long time I have been really excited about.
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  24. Post #704
    Oh no, what have I done!
    Dennab
    November 2007
    22,049 Posts
    My mom liked my Status on Facebook about Max Payne 3.

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  25. Post #705
    I'M A SHAAARK!
    Lambeth's Avatar
    October 2009
    14,849 Posts
    I'm not really sure if Max not looking constipated all the time is a plus or a minus
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  26. Post #706
    Oh no, what have I done!
    Dennab
    November 2007
    22,049 Posts
    I'm not really sure if Max not looking constipated all the time is a plus or a minus


    Last time he was more constipated, though.
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  27. Post #707
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    DanTehMan's Avatar
    May 2008
    2,556 Posts
    My mom liked my Status on Facebook about Max Payne 3.

    For a while I thought your mom had written that reply and I was insanely jealous of such a cool mom
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  28. Post #708
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    s0m3_guy's Avatar
    July 2007
    6,142 Posts
    for those who haven't watched it:
    for some reason I could imagine a laugh track on that

    Edited:

    Everybody loves Max
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  29. Post #709
    Fuck Arnold Palmer
    TomZa's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,751 Posts
    I wonder when is the Android port of Max Payne Mobile going to release.
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  30. Post #710
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    Dennab
    September 2007
    17,086 Posts
    That was cool. Though I kinda didn't like the fact that Max drinks all the time. In his house, on the way to the cemetry, in the cemetry, on the way to the bar to get drunk again. I know they try to make a point here, but that was a little too much.
    "they were all GULP dead"
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  31. Post #711
    Nitro836's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,665 Posts
    "they were all GULP dead"
    He has a constant drinking game going on in his head he takes a shot everytime he thinks of something in the style he does.
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  32. Post #712
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    December 2011
    330 Posts
    Any Australians in this thread know the cheapest place to preorder the special edition? Cheapest I've seen so far is JBHiFi with $134, but I'm wondering if you can pick it up else where cheaper.
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  33. Post #713

    December 2011
    606 Posts
    for those who haven't watched it:
    Hopefully there are no censoring in the actual game, I hate those beeps.

    Looks solid otherwise.
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  34. Post #714
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    Dennab
    March 2006
    3,377 Posts
    Hopefully there are no censoring in the actual game, I hate those beeps.

    Looks solid otherwise.
    In a game where you can watch a bullet blow someones brains out in slow motion, I really doubt Rockstar are going to censor naughty words.
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  35. Post #715
    Roll a d100, 99? Deary me...
    cyclocius's Avatar
    January 2009
    8,560 Posts
    I couldn't finish MP1. I played it for so long, but I was in a big corridor and 3 people had Grenade Launchers. I literally could not kill the fuckers.
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  36. Post #716
    I couldn't finish MP1. I played it for so long, but I was in a big corridor and 3 people had Grenade Launchers. I literally could not kill the fuckers.
    Did you have enough ammo in your sniper rifle? It's not totally impossible once you figure out how to handle those guys.
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  37. Post #717
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    Vallux's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,759 Posts
    In the Aesir HQ lobby? That shit was fucked up. I nontheless managed it, I was 8.
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  38. Post #718
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    eggman249's Avatar
    January 2009
    3,841 Posts
    I couldn't finish MP1. I played it for so long, but I was in a big corridor and 3 people had Grenade Launchers. I literally could not kill the fuckers.
    I always went bullet time, zoomed in with the sniper, went around the corner and shot a guy, went back around. Rinse and repeat.
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  39. Post #719
    Roll a d100, 99? Deary me...
    cyclocius's Avatar
    January 2009
    8,560 Posts
    Did you have enough ammo in your sniper rifle? It's not totally impossible once you figure out how to handle those guys.
    I literally walk round, line my sights up and I'm dead.
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  40. Post #720
    Ah yes "opinions"
    Jackald's Avatar
    October 2005
    17,004 Posts
    I literally walk round, line my sights up and I'm dead.
    Memorize where they are, zoom in ready, line up your sights, hit bullet time, pop round the corner, fire, shoot dodge back.

    You should only be visible for like a fraction of a second if you do it that way.
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