[mooman1080]

TF2 General chat

Your go to thread to talk about hats, not team fortress, Australia, why you think the weapon that killed you is OP, and why you really shouldn't be using the stock flamethrower. Seriously.

General Chat Steam Group!

Want to join in on all the cool kids live discussions? Want to be informed of TF2 events faster than the speed of clocks? Want to be popular?
Then you best look else where! Established purely for the FP TF2 general chat regulars or not so regular!
Why don't you come and join us for all of our interesting discussions?
Steam group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/TF2general

Useful Links

TF2 Website - Updates and News from the TF2 Team.
TF2 Wiki - Everything you need to know about TF2 in one place.
Meet the stats - Various statistics on items, their qualities and every thing you need to argue about their values.
TF2 Raffle House - Raffle away your spare items to completely random people so a little green number goes up.

Backpack Viewers

TF2B - Faster backpack browsing.
TF2 Items - Loadout info, item and backpack history.
OPTF2 - One of the fancier backpack viewers, shows almost anything you'd want to know.

Trading Sites

TF2 Outpost - Better than TF2TP, but still bad.
TF2TP - The original trading site, we don't go to TF2TP anymore.
TF2 Auctions - A twist on trading, it offers auctions on items.
TF2WH - Trade items for credits and credits for other items, if you can get it to work.

Misc Websites

TF2LS - See what hats or weapons you haven't hoarded yet.
TF2 Toolbox - Some tools for managing your backpack.
TF2 Tags - Post your "witty" named items, descriptions, or paints on hats or weapons.
TF2 Gallery - See how hats in various effects/paints you'll never have look in-game.
Chris's FPS Config - Helpful in making your toaster run tf2.

"Useful" Commands

build 0 <number> - Used to quickly choose buildings as engineer.
viewmodel_fov <number> - Makes the viewmodels appear farther/closer depending on the number.
cl_showbackpackrarities 1/0 - Shows colored borders, like in the trade window, in your backpack.
explode/kill - Instantly kills you. Useful if you're stuck.
unbindall - Gives godmode Unbinds all keys.
retry - Reconnects to current server.

Can't find what you need? There's a full list of cvars here: http://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=88208

[Damian0358]

First post!

Let me start: What item is a potato?

[Tomo Takino]

All hail Mooman, savior of the thread.

[mooman1080]

This is my first mega thread, It's going to be a complete disaster.

[Damian0358]

mooman1080 posted:

This is my first mega thread, It's going to be a complete disaster.

of course it's going to be a complete disaster, because you are Aku with shades and a mustache.

[Shadiko]

Yeah I was wondering what happened. Got a few "what should we do" messages.

thanks mooman

[Tomo Takino]

Shadiko posted:

Yeah I was wondering what happened. Got a few "what should we do" messages.

Yeah, it was an awful few minutes. I actually had to talk to people on Steam.

I was terrified.

[mooman1080]

Shadiko posted:

Yeah I was wondering what happened. Got a few "what should we do" messages.

thanks mooman

I certainly hope you don't mind what I put next to the TFR link.

[Shadiko]

mooman1080 posted:

I certainly hope you don't mind what I put next to the TFR link.

not at all moobs

[Tomo Takino]

Shadiko posted:

not at all moobs

That was the best slip of the finger ever.

[Ern]

shadow_of_intent posted:

Yeah, it was an awful few minutes. I actually had to talk to people on Steam.

I was terrified.

I thought you loved talking to me :c

[Tomo Takino]

Ern posted:

I thought you loved talking to me :c

I do, but you werent talking when this was happening.

[Ern]

shadow_of_intent posted:

I do, but you werent talking when this was happening.

You don't love me
You never loved me
I'm filing for divorce.

[Shadiko]

shadow_of_intent posted:

I do, but you werent talking when this was happening.

Yeah, you had to talk to me of all people.

how horrifying i feel bad for you

[Tomo Takino]

Ern posted:

You don't love me
You never loved me
I'm filing for divorce.

Oh yeah, well Ill move in with Shadiko and Mooman. At least they talked to me!

Shadiko posted:

Yeah, you had to talk to me of all people.

how horrifying i feel bad for you

Yeah it was pretty traumatizing. Especially the part with the cow udders and tartar sauce you mentioned.

[psyke]

But it's not may.

[Totenkreuz]

First Page

[mooman1080]

psyke posted:

But it's not may.

Don't tell anyone, they won't notice.

[Pocket Medic]

psyke posted:

But it's not may.

It may as well be.

[psyke]

Pocket Medic posted:

It may as well be.

[J-RcZ]

Hey, I'm still alive!

[Derp Y. Mail]

shadow_of_intent posted:

Oh yeah, well Ill move in with Shadiko and Mooman. At least they talked to me!



Yeah it was pretty traumatizing. Especially the part with the cow udders and tartar sauce you mentioned.

This is a whole different kind of drama.
Good thing I have popcorn.

[Garbor 0.1]

Its not May, why did Seiteki close the other one?

[Tomo Takino]

Garbor 0.1 posted:

Its not May, why did Seiteki close the other one?

I think it was automatic, nothing came up in the Ticker.

The post count was random, so I wonder if threads auto lock after a certain amount of time now.

[l l]

I thought Seiteki said he was the only one who was going to make these, anyway did shadow ever explain his phone interview?
it sounds silly

psyke posted:

But it's not may.

nice title (again)

[Garbor 0.1]

Indeed, inb4 thread-lock, you are not supposed to make GCT threads unless you are Seiteki.

[Syrix]

Finished one of my shitty assignments, and now I have a 5 day weekend coming.

Yay!

[UberMunchkin]

My birthday this month :3


I love the smell of a new thread

[Dan*]

The fact that each word in the title doesn't start with a capital letter like the previous thread titles bugs me like fuck.

[l l]

my birthday is in 12 days, I had totally forgotten

[Ern]

Clear your cache for baconey goodness.
   Clear your cache because Ctrl+F5 and Shift+F5 don't work and will never work, stop using IE   

[Mr. Magoolachub]

Ern posted:

Clear your cache for baconey goodness.
   Clear your cache because Ctrl+F5 and Shift+F5 don't work and will never work, stop using IE   

no u ctrl+f5 worked just fine

[OffTheRoad]

Mr. Magoolachub posted:

no u ctrl+f5 worked just fine

That's because you're not using IE. lrn2read nub.

[Rcksta]

Hey everyone, this thread may be good

Edited:

And remember, the pageking will be mine. Like it was in last 3 threads.

Edited:

Anyone wants a drawing?

[SLBros.]

Good day people, today I see we have no update.
Hence this question.

What the fuck do I do with my 4 Refined

Damian0358 posted:

First post!

Let me start: What item is a potato?

[Dakario]

It's still April 24th over here! it's not completely may edition :(

[Fury McFlurry]

How does one use shotgun most effective as a pyro?
Because when someone else uses the shotgun on as a pyro they deal more dmg then I do.

[Joseph Smith]

That smell of fresh thread.

[Pocket Medic]

Fury McFlurry posted:

How does one use shotgun most effective as a pyro?
Because when someone else uses the shotgun on as a pyro they deal more dmg then I do.

Always aim for the dead centre of their chest, shoot at ranges that will do more than 18 damage per hit (turn on damage counters for this, helps loads), allow your enemies to get up in your face. Also stay calm when using it so you don't shoot all over the place. A single well-aimed shot can hit a close enemy for 100+ damage.

Edited:

Dakario posted:

It's still April 24th over here! it's not completely may edition :(

Dear god since when was Garrus so adorable

[Rcksta]

So, no one wants a drawing?