Before you ask questions here LOOK AT THIS THREAD HERE!
Keep your Speedtest shit [HERE!]
RULES by daijitsu
I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot.
Posts everyone is sick of:
Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats:
"My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol"
"Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 220GT turbo-derp, what a retard"
stupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks:
"I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool"
"I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao"
Blind hatred or fanboyism:Daijitsu posted:
People who say Macs suck are stupid and wrong
People who say PCs suck are stupid and wrong
"Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage."
"PC sucks cuz Mac is better."
Remember, tech illiterates ACT like they know things, but don't.
It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA"
He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face*[/release]
[release] RULES BY WINGLESS
NO FUCKING SPEEDTEST/SPECCY/HARD DRIVE SHIT HERE!
Seriously guys, It's getting old, We have many threads for these no more of this fucking bullshit.
Your speed test shit goes [HERE!] and your question shit goes HERE! the rest of the shit you can find yourself, here use this handy search link [HERE]
NO THREAD STEALING (:airquotes:)
If a thread title, creator or banner has been agreed on, don't be a dick. Don't fuck it over with your own shit because it just pisses the users off and we have enough of that already, We've had far too many fucked over threads. If by chance you have done this, you are OBLIGED to fix it.[/release]
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CIPWTTKT&GC (V16): Odellus Cock Rubbing Edition by Warship
CIPWTTKT&GC V0X0F (V15): Scoot and Deeps Drama Diaries by Wingless
CIPWTTKT&GC V0X0E (V14): Gman003 is our Lord and Savior by ManningQB18
CIPWTTKT&GC V0X0D (V13): COMIC SAAAAAAAAAANSSSS!!!!!!11111 EDITION By [EG] Pepper
CIPWTTKT v0x0C (12): Fried Eggs and RAM By JohnEdwards/Wingless
CIPWTTKT v11: content.rar is missing or corrupted. By LinuX
Computer Illiterate People that think they know things v0x0A: content.rar is password-protected By LinuX
Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V9: Windows is a strawberry By LinuX
Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V8: Mandrith Appreciation Station. By Wingless
Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V7 Content: Out of stock By [EG] Pepper
Computer illiterate people who think they know things V6 - My CPU is clocked to 11:00AM By codenamecueball
Computer illiterate people who think they know things V5 - I FLICK PSU VOLTAGE SWITCH By Comrade General
Computer illiterate people who think they know things [V4] By PivotDJ
Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3] By daijitsu
Computer illiterate people that think they know things V2 By
Computer illiterate people that think they know things. By xZippy[/release]
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