1. Post #1241
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    DrasarSalman's Avatar
    August 2009
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    Do you guys get to the Cloud district very often?
    Yeah, it's directly to the left when you enter Whiterun.
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  2. Post #1242
    Tattimatonen's Avatar
    July 2008
    663 Posts
    I always wonder how one could not visit the cloud district

    Maybe they're incapable of using stairs
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  3. Post #1243
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    proch's Avatar
    July 2009
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    Do you guys get to the Cloud district very often?
    "Oh what am I sa

    FUS RO DAH MOTHERFUCKER
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  4. Post #1244
    Naseem is an interesting person. Never in my life have I met a fictional character that I was so infatuated with, I wasn't infatuated with him, I was infatuated with his murder. It had to be special, just killing him in his sleep wouldn't do. I killed him in front of a crowd and zombified him, I took him to the top of a mountain and decapitated him. I watched as his head and body disintegrated and they fell down the cliffs.

    Then I went and had some mead, I had done my job, and the world was better for it.
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  5. Post #1245
    Wow, never heard of THAT joke before
    SekritJay's Avatar
    April 2010
    902 Posts
    I heard that when you kill someone, 1 in 3 people get hard-ons

    Not that I'd know
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  6. Post #1246
    I heard that when you kill someone, 1 in 3 people get hard-ons

    Not that I'd know
    When I get a hard on, 1 in 3 people die.
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  7. Post #1247
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    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
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    When I get a hard on, 1 in 3 people die.
    when I kill people I get three hard-ons
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  8. Post #1248
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    August 2005
    1,457 Posts
    Does anyone know what might cause this? Look at the grass at the distant in the beginning of the video. some weird texture is going across all the grass.


    Could it be because i recently updated my ATI drivers?
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  9. Post #1249
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    July 2009
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    It's because Talos.
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  10. Post #1250
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    August 2005
    1,457 Posts
    Hmm it seems like it got fixed when i switched to a diffrent D3D9.dll
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  11. Post #1251
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    Ripper Roo's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,823 Posts
    So when I turned back to check Kharjo's health I saw this.

    I think he wants to rape me.
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  12. Post #1252
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    July 2008
    663 Posts
    It's what Khajiit do; beast races are only good for slaves

    housedres4lyf
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  13. Post #1253
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    December 2005
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    It's what Khajiit do; beast races are only good for slaves

    housedres4lyf
    the lusty khajiit butler
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  14. Post #1254
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    Ripper Roo's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,823 Posts
    Speaking of beast races...

    Derpkeethus


    He's kinda cute actually...
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  15. Post #1255
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    Sector 7's Avatar
    May 2005
    3,143 Posts

    Derpkeethus
    SRSLY GUISE
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  16. Post #1256
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    August 2009
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    Naseem is an interesting person. Never in my life have I met a fictional character that I was so infatuated with, I wasn't infatuated with him, I was infatuated with his murder. It had to be special, just killing him in his sleep wouldn't do. I killed him in front of a crowd and zombified him, I took him to the top of a mountain and decapitated him. I watched as his head and body disintegrated and they fell down the cliffs.

    Then I went and had some mead, I had done my job, and the world was better for it.
    Nazeem, yeah I remember that fella. I say hello to him each time I come by Whiterun. He's a quiet little fella, in his little soulgem. Until I use it to enchant a sword I may call "smug's bane".
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  17. Post #1257
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    September 2005
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    Any mods that make combat easier or finding quest locations.

    I just find it funny it takes me 19 swings to kill a bloody rat and it's kinda a pain looking for quests when Cliff Racers go nuts at me
    If you are going to play Morrowind you MUST plan out your character. You won't be able to finish the game without raging every other fight unless you do. Look up how the leveling system works and how to min/max skill gains.

    Good luck, you N'WAH.
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  18. Post #1258
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    June 2009
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    I killed nazeem while he was in the marketplace insulting the townsfolk. I hid in a corner, and cast Fury on him, and watched while the guards beat him to death.
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  19. Post #1259
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    October 2007
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    Hmm it seems like it got fixed when i switched to a diffrent D3D9.dll
    I have a similar problem, how did you fix this?

    Also, since forever sounds in my Skyrim haven't been played back correctly. I've tried all possible audio setting solutions and nothing works.
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  20. Post #1260
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    ghosevil's Avatar
    September 2005
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    I have a similar problem, how did you fix this?

    Also, since forever sounds in my Skyrim haven't been played back correctly. I've tried all possible audio setting solutions and nothing works.
    The dude said he used a different shader.. Try using this one: http://www.curse.com/mods/skyrim/sky...er-performance

    I can't vouch for it, personally, but if you back up your original d3d9.dll then it's simple drag and drop.

    e: make sure you adjust your graphics settings, that shader is boasting a net FPS gain.
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  21. Post #1261
    Gauzemann's Avatar
    November 2011
    387 Posts
    I'm trying to become a Hlallu Horator but this guy wants a kiss from me if he has a disposition over 70 for me


    What the fuck, man


    And the frustrating thing is i cant kiss him and i dont know how to
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  22. Post #1262
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    October 2006
    5,512 Posts
    Kiss him with your sword.
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  23. Post #1263
    Gauzemann's Avatar
    November 2011
    387 Posts
    Kiss him with your sword.




    Here's your damn kiss
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  24. Post #1264
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    Mr. N's Avatar
    July 2010
    2,708 Posts
    I'm trying to become a Hlallu Horator but this guy wants a kiss from me if he has a disposition over 70 for me


    What the fuck, man


    And the frustrating thing is i cant kiss him and i dont know how to
    Kiss him with a Daedric Greatsword.

    You know you want to.

    Edited:

    Well ninja'd
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  25. Post #1265
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    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,084 Posts
    What's a nice ENB for skyrim that has a nice looks/performance balance?
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  26. Post #1266
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    Fire Kracker's Avatar
    January 2007
    12,088 Posts
    what was that mod with the giant swords and hammers(but were really nicely modeled) that looked like they were from monster hunter(because of the size)

    they were ebony i think
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  27. Post #1267
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    June 2005
    15,570 Posts
    I actually advise the Jarl on political matters.
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  28. Post #1268
    UntouchedShadow's Avatar
    July 2009
    5,939 Posts
    I actually advise the Jarl on political matters.
    You're wife did tell me I'd find you up the Jarl's backside.

    Speaking of Nazeem, I recently revived him and turned him into a follower. Why should he get off as easy as having his soul put into a crystal and thrown into the lake below Solitude. No, after a bit of swimming around I miraculously found the gem with his soul in it and fucked around till I got it back in his corpse.

    Now the bastard will follow me around in his underpants carrying my stuff and being used as bait.
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  29. Post #1269
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    September 2005
    2,784 Posts
    What's a nice ENB for skyrim that has a nice looks/performance balance?
    "ENBSeries" typically refers to the work of crazy anime-loving Russian by the name of Boris. It looks like he's working on the Skyrim installment (he has built an amazing portfolio over the years!).

    (.109 ; .110 is on the way) http://enbdev.com/enbseries/forum/vi...f7a216283bfb47
    e: the true download page, i recommend you bookmark this page! http://enbdev.com/download_mod_tesskyrim.htm

    It goes without saying that you need a pretty powerful graphics card to render all of these aesthetic implementations, so there really is no balance. Only through careful tweaking of configuration files can you use your system specs to their fullest.
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  30. Post #1270
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    Fire Kracker's Avatar
    January 2007
    12,088 Posts
    What's a nice ENB for skyrim that has a nice looks/performance balance?
    i still use opethfeldt's lol

    i think it looks nice and doesn't change my framerate too bad(when i turn off AA but i think AA is a skyrim problem, because when i force it with nvidia cp it works fine, none the less i leave it off)



    Edited:


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  31. Post #1271
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    October 2006
    5,512 Posts
    That helmet is ugly as sin when the visor is up.

    But I'll be damned if it isn't an incredible armor mod.
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  32. Post #1272
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    November 2011
    1,619 Posts


    Just derging around as Alduin.
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  33. Post #1273
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    August 2010
    4,436 Posts


    Just derging around as Alduin.
    How.

    No but seriously, how?
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  34. Post #1274
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    July 2009
    5,939 Posts
    That helmet is ugly as sin when the visor is up.

    But I'll be damned if it isn't an incredible armor mod.
    You'd think they'd make a version where the visor is always down instead of flaunting the fact that the visor flaps up and down in real time depending on whether you're in battle or not.

    But yah the armor is really good. I still use it.
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  35. Post #1275
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    February 2012
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    Just derging around as Alduin.
    I'm going to guess Jackalheads morph mod
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  36. Post #1276
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    Fire Kracker's Avatar
    January 2007
    12,088 Posts
    i like both versions of the visor :C
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  37. Post #1277
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    zeldar's Avatar
    July 2007
    7,384 Posts
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  38. Post #1278
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    July 2009
    5,939 Posts
    Mother of God...
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  39. Post #1279
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    AnalAnnihilator's Avatar
    November 2011
    1,619 Posts
    This guys. It's page two on the workshop.
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  40. Post #1280
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    April 2005
    6,630 Posts
    hot
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