1. Post #41
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    June 2008
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    As terrible as the game may be, you shouldn't be making attacks on the developers for their appearances.
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  2. Post #42
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    http://steamcommunity.com/stats/Reve...2/achievements
    oh god the achievements are the same as l4d2
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  3. Post #43
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    October 2010
    1,166 Posts
    I feel bad for all of them.

    You know how when you see a new shop open and the owner seems all excited and then you realize, hey this is a good idea and I hope it all goes well for them, but this area of town is pretty bad, and the shopfront is kind of hidden, and it's a bit of a niche market and then in 3 months they have closed up shop.

    Yeah, I feel like that.

    edit: Oh, even worse. Half of the members must be his family. That's not bad in and of itself, but I hope they haven't invested money in this. Kevin Weeks looks badass.
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  4. Post #44
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    April 2008
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    I feel bad for all of them.

    You know how when you see a new shop open and the owner seems all excited and then you realize, hey this is a good idea and I hope it all goes well for them, but this area of town is pretty bad, and the shopfront is kind of hidden, and it's a bit of a niche market and then in 3 months they have closed up shop.

    Yeah, I feel like that.
    I don't think it's the area of town that is bad, but the wares of the shop. If you have nothing good to sell, nobody's going to buy it from you. Niche doesn't have anything to do with it.

    I don't feel bad for them either. The game seems to have no redeeming values at all. You can get something way better for probably cheaper today.
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  5. Post #45
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    October 2010
    1,166 Posts
    I have no idea what you are talking about. I wasn't making an analogy. I was saying I feel bad - like when what I wrote happens, I feel the same way about that as I do about this game. I feel sad for them. As a family, they are investing time (and probably money) into Kevin's idea, which as it stands at the moment, looks absolutely terrible as a game. The level design, from what I can see from the video, is very early 2000's.
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  6. Post #46
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    April 2008
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    I have no idea what you are talking about. I wasn't making an analogy. I was saying I feel bad - like when what I wrote happens, I feel the same way about that as I do about this game. I feel sad for them.
    It was phrased as an analogy to make us understand your sadness. I just replied to it.

    The level design reminds me of AVP 2, but you only had one way to go during the entire game, and you could see clearly where you went all the time.
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  7. Post #47
    [SIZE=6][COLOR="#EE82EE"]Hardcore My Little Pony Fan[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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    July 2008
    5,870 Posts
    Kevin Weeks is the Chief Gaming Officer for Dark Artz Entertainment. He has been gaming since the years of pinball in the arcades. His experience with project management in the electrical world is easily translated into running the level design department of the company. Kevin’s favorite games of all time are StarCraft and Quake. Growing up his favorite activities included playing football, tennis, and basketball. Kevin’s future goals are to help Dark Artz Entertainment become a billion dollar business.
    Tim Noel is a Technical/Graphics Artist for the Art Department of the company. He has recently returned to the gaming world after a long hiatus. His favorite games include Mario Brothers, Super Tecmo Bowl, and more currently CounterStrike Source on the PC. Recognizing his passion for art at an early age, he always hoped that his talent would one day become a profession. In his spare time he enjoys riding motorcycles, airbrushing, and expanding his creative mind. Tim’s current and future goal is to help push Dark Artz Entertainment to the top of the gaming industry.
    Together, Dark Artz Entertainment Incorporated will produce the platform for future FPS multiplayer games.

    I feel no sympathy for them, they come up with shit like this, slap a 20 dollar price tag on it and except to become a big deal in the gaming industry.
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  8. Post #48
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    They, just like Icarus, fly too high. The wax burned and they fell to their untimely death down below.

    The end.
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  9. Post #49
    I am no one's bitch now! AHAHA!
    robotman5's Avatar
    October 2008
    4,107 Posts
    This should of have been just $5 not $20..
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  10. Post #50
    I randomly change my avatar every week or so
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    September 2010
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    They, just like Icarus, fly too high. The wax burned and they fell to their untimely death down below.

    The end.
    And also like Icarus they were using somebody else's work to do so.
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  11. Post #51
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    May 2010
    1,614 Posts
    Depends on what's worse. Any company needs feedback in order to evolve. Just ignoring this crappy game won't help them, either.

    But I'm pretty sure that this game just caused their entire demise, unless they can pull a ricochet and start making stellar games.

    It's incredibly important for Independent developers to give the best image possible when they release their first game. This thing looks worst than some mods out there. I can't even say if they actually tested the game beforehand. Have you seen how ugly this game is? It looks like a playstation game, and we're in 2012. Most of their "First innovative game" is a rip-off (And pretty much obvious) of Left 4 dead. It's not like "Huh huh killing floor is a rip-off of L4D because you have multiple player and you survive together". It's directly ripped off, from game mechanics to ai director to main menu and gameplay. This thing looks like a cheap "First-try" source mod from a one guy team, rather than the work of 13 people with different jobs each.

    I wouldn't be surprised if only 4 of those 13 guys have actually worked on this thing. The rest is just to make the company look bigger/Voice actors.
    But Ricochet was atleast fun
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  12. Post #52
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    September 2009
    4,597 Posts
    The Spanish Achievements
    What the fuck

    [table="width: 500, class: grid, align: center"]
    [tr]
    [td]Correr Como tu Madre robó Algo
    Fuera ejecutar la aplanadora.[/td]
    [td]Run Like your Mother stole Something
    Out execute the flattener.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Bruja Loca
    Matar a un Vixen antes de que ella las plantas de su bastón.
    [/td]
    [td]Crazy Witch
    Kill a Vixen before she the plants on her staff.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Siguen Rodando
    Que sea a través de las rocas rodantes.
    [/td]
    [td]They Keep Rolling
    Let it be through the rolling stones.
    [/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Ningún Túnel Amor
    Bajarse del barco durante paseo en barco.
    [/td]
    [td]No Love Tunnel
    Get off the boat during boat ride.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Jaguar Paw
    Esquiva todos los lanzas arrojadas en juego de pelota.
    [/td]
    [td]Jaguar Paw
    Avoid all the lances thrown in ball game.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Saltar la Cuerda Campeón
    Saltar por encima de la cola cada vez que Kulkukán golpe.[/td]
    [td]Jump the Rope Champion
    Jump over the tail every time that Kulkukan hit.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]El Lugar Para Estar
    No te dejes arrastrar en el agujero negro de los IK.[/td]
    [td]The Place To Be
    Don't let yourself dragged into black hole of the IK.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Bien contra el Mal
    Dispara a todos los buenos cacharros sin disparar las ollas malas.[/td]
    [td]Good against Evil
    Shoot all the good junk without shooting at the bad pots.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Una Parada de un Disparo
    Hacer 1000 solo tiro en la cabeza.[/td]
    [td]A Stop for a Shot
    Make 1000 only shot in the head.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]KULKUKAN[/td]
    [td]KULKUKAN[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]¡Qué Coño Gato
    Mata a 100 secuaces, mientras que en la parte superior del edificio más alto.
    [/td]
    [td]¡Fuck You Cat
    Kill 100 henchmen, while in the upper part of the tallest building.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [/table]








    [table="width: 500, class: grid, align: center"]
    [tr]
    [td]Es su Copia de Dolor?
    Ayudar a 500 compañeros de equipo para arriba.
    [/td]
    [td]Is your Pain Copy?
    Help 500 teammates of team upwards.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [/table]
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  13. Post #53
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    February 2006
    3,541 Posts
    The trailer looked cheezy as fuck.

  14. Post #54
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    September 2005
    2,787 Posts
    Looking at the game... And then the team... And their website...

    ..This thread has left me with a very gross feeling. :(

  15. Post #55
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    August 2005
    9,608 Posts
    The whole game looks cheezy as fuck.
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  16. Post #56
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    September 2005
    2,787 Posts
    As terrible as the game may be, you shouldn't be making attacks on the developers for their appearances.
    Yes.. But still. If you're going to put out bad games at least jazz up your wardrobe.. Maybe gain 300 pounds and start a knife collection?

    Edited:

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  17. Post #57
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    December 2008
    6,668 Posts
    Me and my friend started checking this game out while chatting on Skype. By the end of the conversation we were both in pain from laughing so hard.

  18. Post #58
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    December 2005
    5,963 Posts
    My god, even for Source engine the game looks like shit.

    What the fuck they're like all family

    7 out of 13 of the development team have a surname of Weeks.

    "Oh cool you're making a game development team? Hey, can I be in it? I don't know shit about game development but we're family so..."
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  19. Post #59
    I hate you.
    MrDestroyer's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,043 Posts
    Judging by the achievements, the weapon doesn't even have a name. It's just called "The Weapon"
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  20. Post #60
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    December 2005
    4,533 Posts
    It's amazing how delusional you can become when you work on something like that for an extended period of time.

    I find it funny how on their employment page they are hiring people with only 3+ years experience, when their entire staff has never touched a computer before.
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  21. Post #61
    Lukasaurus's Avatar
    October 2010
    1,166 Posts
    -snip-
    Sorry, I just can't do it. I cannot amuse myself on the misfortune of others.

    Now, back to "The idiot deserved it" thread.
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  22. Post #62
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    August 2006
    220 Posts
    The Spanish Achievements
    What the fuck

    [table="width: 500, class: grid, align: center"]
    [tr]
    [td]Correr Como tu Madre robó Algo
    Fuera ejecutar la aplanadora.[/td]
    [td]Run Like your Mother stole Something
    Out execute the flattener.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Bruja Loca
    Matar a un Vixen antes de que ella las plantas de su bastón.
    [/td]
    [td]Crazy Witch
    Kill a Vixen before she the plants on her staff.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Siguen Rodando
    Que sea a través de las rocas rodantes.
    [/td]
    [td]They Keep Rolling
    Let it be through the rolling stones.
    [/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Ningún Túnel Amor
    Bajarse del barco durante paseo en barco.
    [/td]
    [td]No Love Tunnel
    Get off the boat during boat ride.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Jaguar Paw
    Esquiva todos los lanzas arrojadas en juego de pelota.
    [/td]
    [td]Jaguar Paw
    Avoid all the lances thrown in ball game.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Saltar la Cuerda Campeón
    Saltar por encima de la cola cada vez que Kulkukán golpe.[/td]
    [td]Jump the Rope Champion
    Jump over the tail every time that Kulkukan hit.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]El Lugar Para Estar
    No te dejes arrastrar en el agujero negro de los IK.[/td]
    [td]The Place To Be
    Don't let yourself dragged into black hole of the IK.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Bien contra el Mal
    Dispara a todos los buenos cacharros sin disparar las ollas malas.[/td]
    [td]Good against Evil
    Shoot all the good junk without shooting at the bad pots.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Una Parada de un Disparo
    Hacer 1000 solo tiro en la cabeza.[/td]
    [td]A Stop for a Shot
    Make 1000 only shot in the head.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]KULKUKAN[/td]
    [td]KULKUKAN[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]¡Qué Coño Gato
    Mata a 100 secuaces, mientras que en la parte superior del edificio más alto.
    [/td]
    [td]¡Fuck You Cat
    Kill 100 henchmen, while in the upper part of the tallest building.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [/table]








    [table="width: 500, class: grid, align: center"]
    [tr]
    [td]Es su Copia de Dolor?
    Ayudar a 500 compañeros de equipo para arriba.
    [/td]
    [td]Is your Pain Copy?
    Help 500 teammates of team upwards.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [/table]
    Looks like they used Google Translator.
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  23. Post #63
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    September 2008
    226 Posts
    lets revisit this thread in 6 months when they are bought out by Facebook


    or not...

  24. Post #64
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    August 2009
    11,524 Posts

    I feel bad for laughing at this picture.

    Edited:

    Goddamn the animated menu background pisses me off for no apparent reason. It frustrates me.

    Edited:

    Christ the particles are SHIT.
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  25. Post #65
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    mchapra's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,962 Posts
    Why do indie games insist on online focus? I don't get it.

  26. Post #66
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    Spacewolf's Avatar
    January 2006
    7,836 Posts
    Haha, wow, they weren't even trying, were they?

  27. Post #67
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    February 2012
    2,746 Posts
    Dino D-Day raped this mod/game and raped it's corpse again.

    Oh hell even DDD is better then this
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  28. Post #68
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    August 2009
    11,524 Posts
    Bad, bad and bad. That's it. Bad. No guidance, no interaction with the stupid other characters (do they even have a character, Rochelle had more character than the four of em together). What the fuck, man.

    Edited:

    Dino D-Day is far better than this anyway.
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  29. Post #69
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    February 2009
    22,670 Posts
    I feel no sympathy for them, they come up with shit like this, slap a 20 dollar price tag on it and except to become a big deal in the gaming industry.
    That's a bit harsh. There's no harm in having a long term goal, no matter how high it is.
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  30. Post #70
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    February 2009
    3,129 Posts
    Dino D-Day raped this mod/game and raped it's corpse again.

    Oh hell even DDD is better then this
    Dino D-Day was hilarious and didn't deserve all the backlash it got. It wasn't a great game by any means but it was at least a fun game. Nothing better than going up to a T-rex and punching it in the nads.
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  31. Post #71
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    June 2009
    8,467 Posts
    dino d-day is a goldmine compared to this
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  32. Post #72
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    July 2009
    9,805 Posts
    This game looks worse than the first Serious Sam. The VERY first.
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  33. Post #73
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    August 2005
    9,608 Posts
    This game looks worse than the first Serious Sam. The VERY first.
    The difference is Serious Sam is good...
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  34. Post #74
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    December 2009
    7,663 Posts
    This game looks worse than the first Serious Sam. The VERY first.
    What the hell are you talking about, Serious Sam The First Encounter was an amazing game.
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  35. Post #75
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    March 2009
    4,509 Posts
    This is a reason why "Indie game" is becoming almost completely synonymous with "Shitty bootleg game".
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  36. Post #76
    :-)
    Phycosymo's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,197 Posts
    Why does this remind me all too much of G-String?
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  37. Post #77
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    June 2009
    8,467 Posts
    i actually want this just to see how bad it is

    it's just one of those games thats so bad to the point where you just have to play it

  38. Post #78
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    megafat's Avatar
    January 2005
    6,409 Posts
    Sweet Jesus, this looks bad. How does something this bad get official released as a product? It's $20 at full price too!? One 4 Nine and I Hate Mountains are both free mods and are 100 times better than this.
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  39. Post #79
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    April 2011
    107 Posts
    What the hell are you talking about, Serious Sam The First Encounter was an amazing game.
    I believe that he was talking about the graphic.



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  40. Post #80
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    June 2009
    8,467 Posts
    lol that screenshot, shit looks like second life

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