1. Post #521
    i'll wait for a metacritic review before i play it.
    "User Rating: 547/100"
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  2. Post #522
    Trans-Intellectual...you know, like a double entendre
    noneshallpass's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,426 Posts


    Horrible photo implemented into the map.
    OH COME ON, I had better texture skills when I was modding Marathon, a MAC GAME FROM 14 FUCKING YEARS AGO

    Edited:

    "User Rating: 547/100"
    that's some Big-Rigs shit right there.
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  3. Post #523
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    April 2008
    2,694 Posts
    "User Rating: 547/100"
    -Stixmaster- 10/10

    Best game of year or sumthang. Jess look at the great dev team. Don't belive what those childrens or sumthang say about this game, they don't know real games from bad games. It is ment for real good players like me and 23+ players. Its not just that tho, it's perfect visuals. Jess vote like us veterans, 10/10.
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  4. Post #524
    [SIZE=6][COLOR="#EE82EE"]Hardcore My Little Pony Fan[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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    July 2008
    5,870 Posts
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  5. Post #525
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    August 2007
    6,421 Posts
    I want to believe what they're saying about not having enough time in 2 years to make it perfect, but then I remember that Facepunch made something far better in a week. http://www.moddb.com/mods/1week

    Edited:

    Oh man, the comments where the level designer tries to pass as a customer, I'm laughing so hard it hurts.
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  6. Post #526
    I honestly think that this game is sort of a trolling effort.

    Expensive effort though.

  7. Post #527
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    August 2010
    3,838 Posts
    I want to believe what they're saying about not having enough time in 2 years to make it perfect, but then I remember that Facepunch made something far better in a week. http://www.moddb.com/mods/1week

    Edited:



    Oh man, the comments where the level designer tries to pass as a customer, I'm laughing so hard it hurts.
    That's gold

    I honestly think that this game is sort of a trolling effort.

    Expensive effort though.
    It might not be that expensive considering if people continue to buy the 4 pack to laugh at the game, It must of not been much to make this, if people continue to buy 4 packs I could imagine them making a profit

  8. Post #528
    Azza's Avatar
    December 2011
    767 Posts
    Oh my god.. the metacritic user reviews..

    this game has soem c00l swag nd u shud buy it if uj enjoy swag nd if u dnt ur a stupid swaget nd shud ukill urself pros: coduty swag 420noscop cons: hi penis massages erectile disfunction hi overal dis gam is coduty 420 it rox swag xd ugu (10/10)
    dis r best gaem ev0r nd ur gey if u don't like et pors: gey cawns: hi oveallr grat gemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (10/10)
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  9. Post #529
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    June 2006
    129 Posts
    The reason why I bought it is how well did they implemented in the source engine. What I expect was a copy-n-paste over L4D content and has awful animations, voice-over and lazy AI difficulty. The map is purely outrageous when your teammates cannot see you far away, plus there was an area where the whole quarter of the map size is cliffs that has no purpose what so ever.
    At some point I'll have to 'finish' the whole game to see the overall content. It's bad enough to even be a paid game when it looks like those free mods you download.
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  10. Post #530
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    November 2007
    1,265 Posts
    I feel slightly bad for the developers. It may be possible that Valve felt sympathetic and let them release the game (on steam of all places) to get them started on their dream. Everything Valve does just makes me love them more.
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  11. Post #531
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    January 2005
    6,414 Posts
    Oh my god.. the metacritic user reviews..
    I'm so glad this game got an eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee out of 10.
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  12. Post #532
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    July 2010
    4,752 Posts
    lol, danforth at it again on metacritic

    Totally not a Dark Artz Employee posted:
    I just bought the game yesterday and have been playing it pretty much all night. I love it. Its a lot of game for the money. The attention to detail in terms of the Mayan environment is top notch. Coop is going to be a lot of fun as was suggested in this review. I gave it an 8 out of 10 for the fun factor as well as the awesome landscape. You won’t go wrong for the money. Do not listen to Arvuti as he is has been trolling the game for awhile now, I don't know what his problem is
    I like how he called Arvuti out for some reason.
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  13. Post #533
    hey
    Ownederd's Avatar
    August 2006
    5,554 Posts
    i honestly hope they learn some hard lessons with their first released project and then make their second one much better

  14. Post #534
    GET OUT OF OUR CODE YOU FILTHY HACKERS 8-) BITCHES
    Chaohord's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,730 Posts
    the devs are just digging their own graves here

    I wouldn't play any more of their games even if they do improve at this rate
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  15. Post #535
    i honestly hope they learn some hard lessons with their first released project and then make their second one much better
    I both hope they fail hard and stay out of the business and I'm so fucking curious what other shit they could come up with.

    A whale ninja MMO.
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  16. Post #536
    TonyJZX's Avatar
    September 2008
    226 Posts
    any site that would give this game a positive review has to be suspect

    that's two sites that are willing to pay for comment

  17. Post #537
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    July 2010
    4,752 Posts
    resident expert on everything that's under discussion jimrad1 posted-

    I've done my own large share of developing and I have to tell ya folks........thats not all brush art. Some of it is actually photo realistic and brush art. I guess now the question is......of whom? Note freckles around the upper....umm areas, and well ........bikini area.
    Look anything like this? Shes one of the developers and sports a tattoo in the same area. Darkartz animator according to their site. They should update their ratings blurb though so it includes nudity. Ratings people will be all over them otherwise. In fact, I wasnt aware you could sell a game in the United States without a ESRB rating applied but you probably can. Interesting.

    http://steamcommunity.com/id/peaches0203

    Same person

    http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198031258212

    Again, same person. Software begging. A bit unprofessional but certainly not unheard of on Steam

    http://steamcommunity.com/groups/getmezbrush
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  18. Post #538
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    May 2006
    1,398 Posts
    I both hope they fail hard and stay out of the business and I'm so fucking curious what other shit they could come up with.

    A whale ninja MMO.
    Dude...I'd totally pay monthly for a whale ninja MMO.


    HAH. Saves Facepunch the trouble of making one.

  19. Post #539
    hey
    Ownederd's Avatar
    August 2006
    5,554 Posts
    how many custom .wav files are in the game that aren't the default Source ones?

  20. Post #540
    Kyo
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    Kyo's Avatar
    February 2011
    510 Posts
    Played some more tonight. This game can get pissingly hard at times, especially when your ping won't cooperate. Have some more screenshots.

    I'm not entirely sure what this is, other then we could walk on it and it made glass noises.


    This skybox texture looks like something out of Doom


    The intro camera screwed up for me so I instead got a view of what was going on at spawn.
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  21. Post #541
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    November 2008
    1,314 Posts
    So, I just subjected myself to this game, just to get a feel on whether or not I actually wanted to 'review' this in an upcoming video. On one hand, the game is a pile of garbage and everyone involved in it should feel ashamed. Thus, I would not want to subject even a video upon anybody.

    On the other hand, my eyes and ears are both bleeding so profusely that I can't help but feel some obligation to warn people to stay away from this game, less they fall to the same fate.

    I mean, COME ON! What the hell is this crap?!

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  22. Post #542
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    August 2010
    3,838 Posts
    So, I just subjected myself to this game, just to get a feel on whether or not I actually wanted to 'review' this in an upcoming video. On one hand, the game is a pile of garbage and everyone involved in it should feel ashamed. Thus, I would not want to subject even a video upon anybody.

    On the other hand, my eyes and ears are both bleeding so profusely that I can't help but feel some obligation to warn people to stay away from this game, less they fall to the same fate.

    I mean, COME ON! What the hell is this crap?!

    You just don't understand ~art~ man

    also did Stixsworld actually post a review on metacritic jesus that last line
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  23. Post #543
    Zero Hour's Avatar
    July 2011
    810 Posts
    Played through the first level with a friend until the game crashed.

    It actually is fun with friends, it has a silly charm. Main issue is animations, and map design. There are huge open areas for no reason.

    I recorded it all and it was pretty fun. Will be editing it up and posting it soon.

    Edited:

    at 8 seconds in "Uhhh Fuck me in the ass!"..... wat.
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  24. Post #544
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    July 2008
    1,485 Posts
    I've read the thread and seen every screen shot but I still have no fucking idea whats going on in them.
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  25. Post #545
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    September 2010
    1,941 Posts
    I don't think this game would be considered nearly as awful as it is right now if the developers weren't horribly insecure about their game being terrible. They're pulling shit that even a 13 year old on Youtube would find childish to try to justify this piece of crap.

    Hell, at least the developers of Big Rigs didn't pretend like they got a lot of good reception "besides the haters and trolls". I'm pretty sure they probably knew that their game was crap but shipped it anyways. For god's sake, the developers of Superman 64 knew their game was terrible, and they were even going to fix it with a rerelease on PSX before they ended up losing the license for the Superman franchise.

    I can't wait to see how Dark Artzzzzzzzz bows out of this, because they are certainly not here to stay. I hope it's with a long, overdramatic post on a message board with poor grammar strewn throughout.
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  26. Post #546
    boy i sure do love it when my title doesnt fit
    LuaChobo's Avatar
    December 2009
    6,278 Posts
    "tanks u fukin haters n trolls u ruined our company!!!"

    that but stretched to about 400-500 words.
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  27. Post #547
    Freakie's Avatar
    April 2009
    2,197 Posts
    "tanks u fukin haters n trolls u ruined our company!!!"

    that but stretched to about 400-500 words.
    Link?
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  28. Post #548
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    February 2011
    7,880 Posts


    Best birthday present ever.
    Lucky. I don't care how shitty a game is, a free game is a free game.
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  29. Post #549
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    December 2008
    6,676 Posts
    Lucky. I don't care how shitty a game is, a free game is a free game.
    I don't know, I think a "gift" like that would ruin my day.
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  30. Post #550
    [SIZE=6][COLOR="#EE82EE"]Hardcore My Little Pony Fan[/COLOR][/SIZE]
    Arvuti's Avatar
    July 2008
    5,870 Posts
    Hey guys, look at this.

    http://steamcommunity.com/groups/getmezbrush this is a steam group that one of the developers made

    begging to get zbrush
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  31. Post #551
    gnisasas's Avatar
    February 2011
    1,959 Posts
    TotalBiscuit.

    He is a game review, preview, commentary, community monolith.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/TotalHalibut He's posted bad reviews of indie games and the studios go out of business, he has immense influence over small titles.
    He does no reviews of games, and as they told you, they're first impressions, which is not the same thing as a review.

    First impressions are just his own personal thoughts on a game on the first few minutes/hours of it, a subjective opinion summing it up.

    Reviews on the other hand, consider the entirety of the game, from beginning to end, in an objective way and in no way influenced by the author of it. Or atleast, that's some close brief explanation that should be the theory, and sadly not the reality in most major examples.

    He's essentually a videogame critic in that part of his content, and claiming he's done bad reviews of indie games and therefore they've gone out of business is a little bit too fucking sensationalist bro. Even following your review thing, I can barely think of 2 or 3 titles he's done 'reviews' as you call them that he's actually really disliked. And it's really just because they're broken games or they can't even do what they're supposed to do right. In which case they deserve the bad 'review'.

    And I've never heard of any indie developers being thrown out of business because of TB, quite the opposite, he's massively boosted sales on indie titles in an incredible scale, he's saved more indie games than doomed them, insanely more. He's free marketing for indie devs, and they actually beg him to be featured on his WTF is series.

    That's the purpose of his WTF is show, to boost sales of indie games and help them. Games that are unfinished or they don't do their job right shouldn't be given the good seal, on the contrary, it helps them perfect what they've done wrong so they don't fall again on the same mistakes. Not everyone has a place on the market and there's a reason why it's a competitive business.

    That's one of the various good things he's done for the videogaming community, and that's not the only place where he's helped too.

    People should atleast be respectful, even if you dislike something.
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  32. Post #552
    Demeschik's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,404 Posts
    Back to the bomb shelter, guys! It's a BETA screenshot!
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  33. Post #553
    Erfly's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,388 Posts
    Ew, those waterfalls look awful.

  34. Post #554
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    March 2009
    4,518 Posts
    God why does the weapon look SO BAD?!

  35. Post #555
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    November 2005
    4,423 Posts


    looks like someone got fired over that nude skin

    Edited:

    or he got fired/quit before the release and it was just left over from the work he had done
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  36. Post #556
    [SIZE=6][COLOR="#EE82EE"]Hardcore My Little Pony Fan[/COLOR][/SIZE]
    Arvuti's Avatar
    July 2008
    5,870 Posts
    The beta user interface looks better, yes it is even more of a rip off of a L4D2 GUI but at the same time fuck it, if it's going to rip off the menu it might as well rip off the GUI.

    http://forums.steampowered.com/forum....php?t=2688672

    Many of you have posted strong opinions regarding Revelations 2012. Dark Artz Entertainment would like to act on this sea of criticism concerning improvements that need to be made on our game. However, our manpower is somewhat limited in this aspect so any changes we do make are going to take some time and effort.

    What we want to know is this.....would any of you like to be a part of this effort? If you have a genuine interest in helping an indie development team we would like to hear from you. You can PM Tiger_lily or you can send an email to mailbox@darkartzentertainment.com

    Serious respondants only please. Again, thank-you to everyone who has already provided feedback.
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  37. Post #557
    Kyo
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    February 2011
    510 Posts
    Was browsing the Revelations 2012 section of SPUF for a laugh today and found this.

    Stixworld posted:
    Ok I unno bout the end of the game never made it yet.
    Good know he looooves this game so much but hasn't actually beat it yet
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  38. Post #558
    Dennab
    May 2007
    1,218 Posts
    These poor bastards just want to make a game and they can't even do that well.......
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  39. Post #559
    Hello Handsome
    ForgottenKane's Avatar
    February 2010
    13,739 Posts
    what if they used the carve tool in this
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  40. Post #560
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    April 2011
    970 Posts
    In their features, it says "Old world Mayan city setting." Shouldn't that be "new world"? Old world is Europe.
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