1. Post #1
    bbc
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    March 2009
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    Oh SHIT these kids are in REAL RISKS man. Someone save their young innocent SOULS!
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  3. Post #3
    Doomed Game Psychic
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    January 2005
    1,977 Posts
    I've been on 18+ sites since I was 10. I kinda regret being an idiot in some places back then, but it's how you learn in life. Hell, I've been a member here since I was 13. This place and it's strict ban policy taught me to spell correctly. Deep down inside I actually miss that ban policy.
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  4. Post #4
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    December 2008
    21,664 Posts
    I've been on 18+ sites since I was 10. I kinda regret being an idiot in some places back then, but it's how you learn in life. Hell, I've been a member here since I was 13. This place and it's strict ban policy taught me to spell correctly. Deep down inside I actually miss that ban policy.
    Well if someone types like a tard in here you first get bombed with the dumb rating and then taunted away from Facepunch
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  5. Post #5
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    March 2009
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    Well if someone types like a tard in here you first get bombed with the dumb rating and then taunted away from Facepunch
    A better punishment, really.
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  6. Post #6
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    August 2007
    3,330 Posts
    A better punishment, really.
    Yeah it's like throwing internet tomatoes at the poor spelling fool
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  7. Post #7
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    October 2005
    428 Posts
    Haha yeah. I, too, miss the whole grammar system. It was so awesome :D
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  8. Post #8
    Dedicated to the facepunch title flaming brigade
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    October 2011
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    I think they should'nt even allow 13 year olds on facebook yet. All MOST OF THEM do is post memes on your wall and whine about their horrible ''love life''. You're 13, I doubt you have a terribly interesting love life and even if you do, don't whine about it to everyone on facebook.
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  9. Post #9
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    September 2006
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    Oh SHIT these kids are in REAL RISKS man. Someone save their young innocent SOULS!
    Everyone knows that kids under the age of 21'll get grabbed, tortured then murdered since paedos are everywhere and they're just trying to snatch anyone they can get their twisted claws on!!
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  10. Post #10
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    March 2009
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    I think they should'nt even allow 13 year olds on facebook yet. All they do is post memes on your wall and whine about their horrible ''love life''. You're 13, I doubt you have a terribly interesting love life and even if you do, don't whine about it to everyone on facebook.
    Generalizing.
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  11. Post #11
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    August 2005
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    Oh SHIT these kids are in REAL RISKS man. Someone save their young innocent SOULS!
    They are!

    More people posting bullshit that nobody cares about and gore pictures to look sensitive by sharing.
    Everyone's nightmare on facebook. As if it couldn't get any worse...
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  12. Post #12
    The age thing is just a suggestion, not law.

    I agree they shouldn't be on it though.
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    October 2007
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    Oh SHIT these kids are in REAL RISKS man. Someone save their young innocent SOULS!
    I know a kid that a year ago his grandparents peeked into his friends list and found that he only actually knew about 1/10th of the people on there, and a good number of them were guys in their 50s whos entire friends list consisted of 12 year old boys.
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  14. Post #14
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    May 2008
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    I think they should'nt even allow 13 year olds on facebook yet. All MOST OF THEM do is post memes on your wall and whine about their horrible ''love life''. You're 13, I doubt you have a terribly interesting love life and even if you do, don't whine about it to everyone on facebook.
    Oh no! Kids being kids! Dude you weren't any better.
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  15. Post #15
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    October 2007
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    How the fuck are these kids getting past our age barriers, it's like we just trust them to tell us their real DOB or something
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    December 2008
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    I think they should'nt even allow 13 year olds on facebook yet. All MOST OF THEM do is post memes on your wall and whine about their horrible ''love life''. You're 13, I doubt you have a terribly interesting love life and even if you do, don't whine about it to everyone on facebook.
    Majority of my 20+ yr old friends do the same shit.
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  17. Post #17
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    December 2005
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    No one obeys age requirements on the Internet, no one.

    It's like, an Internet rule or something.
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    November 2008
    15,044 Posts
    Every just leaves it as January 1st if its the default and change the year. Steam proved that.
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  19. Post #19
    Everyone has a $1 title
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    November 2008
    7,083 Posts
    Title posted:
    Parents 'ignore Facebook age bar'
    Then they complain about kids being on sites they're (apparently) too young for.
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  20. Post #20
    Abused by Girlfriend
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    January 2010
    19,785 Posts
    I've been on FP for god knows how long and I remember my first post was something along the lines of this:

    "kool xD pls can i get a doweldnoad link 2 ur aweusm gmod contrapptieon :)))"

    Having been on FP below the age of 13 back in like 2007 or something, my grammar and shit has improved radically. Without FP, I'd still be typing like some illiterate bastard.
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    May 2009
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    I've been on FP for god knows how long and I remember my first post was something along the lines of this:

    "kool xD pls can i get a doweldnoad link 2 ur aweusm gmod contrapptieon :)))"

    Having been on FP below the age of 13 back in like 2007 or something, my grammar and shit has improved radically. Without FP, I'd still be typing like some illiterate bastard.
    From the years of 2009 until mid to late 2010 I got more bad spelling ratings than you could imagine.

    I thank fp for helping me out there. (Well probably down to the fact I went to a special needs school for dyslexia but fp helped me want to learn)
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  22. Post #22
    KillaGunna24's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,494 Posts
    God knows how many women in my family let their children make Facebook accounts. It's kind of stupid to be honest. The kids are all like 6-9 years old. Far too young I think.
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  23. Post #23
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    Dennab
    July 2005
    1,397 Posts
    I don't think it's a problem as long as somebody is looking out for them.

    Which somebody should be, whether they are on the internet or not.

  24. Post #24
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    January 2012
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    Shocker.

  25. Post #25
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    July 2009
    4,689 Posts
    My brother's friends with a 1 year old on fb. most of his statuses seem to be about how cute he is or what a good boy he is

    makes me sick
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  26. Post #26
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    October 2007
    22,058 Posts
    My 7 year old dog has FB am I going to prison?

    Edited:

    Does the law take dog years into account
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    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    Does the law take dog years into account
    no
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    November 2009
    3,661 Posts
    My 7 year old dog has FB am I going to prison?

    Edited:

    Does the law take dog years into account
    We're takin' you down criminal
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  29. Post #29
    I wasted a dollar on a stupid title.
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    September 2007
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    I've been on FP for god knows how long and I remember my first post was something along the lines of this:

    "kool xD pls can i get a doweldnoad link 2 ur aweusm gmod contrapptieon :)))"

    Having been on FP below the age of 13 back in like 2007 or something, my grammar and shit has improved radically. Without FP, I'd still be typing like some illiterate bastard.
    The smartness system helped me become a better person.

  30. Post #30
    Just a Homestuck OC with a massive dick
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    April 2011
    2,576 Posts
    I've been on 18+ sites since I was 10. I kinda regret being an idiot in some places back then, but it's how you learn in life. Hell, I've been a member here since I was 13. This place and it's strict ban policy taught me to spell correctly. Deep down inside I actually miss that ban policy.
    I'm 13 right now, actually.
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  31. Post #31
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    May 2008
    10,900 Posts
    She also claimed pornographic pictures willingly uploaded to the internet could be shared with the world without the subject's consent, a practice known as "doxing".
    doxing is the worst word.
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  32. Post #32
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    July 2006
    8,165 Posts
    I think they should'nt even allow 13 year olds on facebook yet. All MOST OF THEM do is post memes on your wall and whine about their horrible ''love life''. You're 13, I doubt you have a terribly interesting love life and even if you do, don't whine about it to everyone on facebook.
    Much more fun to have older cynical people instead who bitch and moan how their douchebag boyfriend left them. Age doesn't matter. People will always bitch.

  33. Post #33
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    December 2007
    13,068 Posts
    I think they should'nt even allow 13 year olds on facebook yet. All MOST OF THEM do is post memes on your wall and whine about their horrible ''love life''. You're 13, I doubt you have a terribly interesting love life and even if you do, don't whine about it to everyone on facebook.
    if you have thirteen year olds on your friends list, who are not your siblings, you're doing something seriously wrong on accepting invites.
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  34. Post #34
    Dennab
    March 2008
    734 Posts
    I've been on 18+ sites since I was 10. I kinda regret being an idiot in some places back then, but it's how you learn in life. Hell, I've been a member here since I was 13. This place and it's strict ban policy taught me to spell correctly. Deep down inside I actually miss that ban policy.
    Good times when facepunch was ran by nazies.
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  35. Post #35
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    January 2008
    2,002 Posts
    snip

  36. Post #36
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    July 2011
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    in other news, air is invisible
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  37. Post #37
    Clops with bisousbisous daily <3
    Mr. Smartass's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,188 Posts
    If kids are sexting, then they'll find ways to do it without facebook. Let's face it- kids are interested in sex. They always have been and they always will be.
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  38. Post #38
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    July 2009
    1,045 Posts
    It's sad looking on the garrysmod.org comments and seeing profiles that show a photo of an eleven year old with a terrible camera but facebook says they are over 46 and only just set up their account. Poor souls must never age.
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  39. Post #39
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    Dennab
    February 2007
    6,746 Posts
    I've been on FP for god knows how long and I remember my first post was something along the lines of this:

    "kool xD pls can i get a doweldnoad link 2 ur aweusm gmod contrapptieon :)))"

    Having been on FP below the age of 13 back in like 2007 or something, my grammar and shit has improved radically. Without FP, I'd still be typing like some illiterate bastard.
    This is the same for me, except FP has also desensitized me to social situations.

    Yesterday a girl sitting next to me at school was going on about her boyfriend about how he was all terrible for leaving her after fucked his brother, and she turned around and asked me for sympathy.

    My first reply was "I don't really give a shit and neither should he"

    That is the first time I've made someone cry in years.
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  40. Post #40
    Internet Detective in BRICK (HBIED certified)
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    May 2007
    12,109 Posts
    I joined when I was 14.

    Not sure why, this forum is shit compared to the Neopets forums.

    Edited:

    You know what fuck you guys I'm out
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