1. Post #121
    supertribute's Avatar
    March 2012
    1,701 Posts
    I like how the first 3 pages is talking about puns and how everyone is getting banned. Then the next new thread will be too. You can't stop it. It's useless, mods, I do agree to ban them everytime, but there's no way, they are multiplying, electrifying, grease lighting. But that's not a pun, because it doesn't make sense to what the news to the thread is about. Unrelated.

    If it's funny, then it's comedy, but if it's annoying then it's more funnier.

    Anyway, If threads keep getting made, and the topics turns into pun hell, then why the fuck not to give up the rules to pun banning, this is more like a protest, to give us freedom(lol freedom), if you want, not trying to get you to change it back. CHANGE IT BACK will be the word that'll be over facepunch in the next few days, and we'll go back to normal. Don't worry this is properly a phase.

    Yeah, the guy must be pissed to having to moonwalk, it ain't the 80s.

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  2. Post #122
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    Gareth's Avatar
    July 2006
    2,630 Posts
    He should have just Beat It and ran away as fast as possible. He probably wouldn't have shot.

    Why in the world are puns bannable? What is so morally wrong about it? There's a lot worse on FP that goes unnoticed.
    Because the first 10 posts of every thread were puns and the next 2 pages were people failing miserably at getting ratings. When every thread is full of the same re-used puns I can imagine it pisses the moderators off quite a bit

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  3. Post #123
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    Hakita's Avatar
    June 2007
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    Well that's not very nice.
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  4. Post #124
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    Hyzo's Avatar
    February 2008
    645 Posts
    Probably already been mentioned but it made me think of this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...yIZn5qeU#t=84s
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  5. Post #125
    Let Dippeggs be an example to the rest of you.
    HEY ASSHOLE WHAT'S WITH THE CAT
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  6. Post #126
    ☆Artist of Science☆
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    August 2010
    5,219 Posts
    HEY ASSHOLE WHAT'S WITH THE CAT
    That's not very nice of you to say that.
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  7. Post #127
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    October 2007
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    -snip-
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  8. Post #128
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    January 2011
    29,627 Posts
    if the guy learned capoeira then perhaps him being asked to dance wouldn't have been so bad. :-)
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  9. Post #129
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    May 2010
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    -snip-
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  10. Post #130
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    December 2009
    628 Posts
    The red lines! So... many...... bans.....

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  11. Post #131
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    September 2011
    16,862 Posts
    I really don't get the puns = bans thing. I mean really ? Do the mods think this place is too ~~serious business~~ for puns and the like ?

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  12. Post #132
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    August 2010
    22,328 Posts
    Well, the guy could've done much worse things. Having someone make you do the moonwalk while holding a gun at you sounds like you're on a candid camera show.
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  13. Post #133
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    May 2010
    384 Posts
    I'm just going to say the crime was funny. That is all.
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  14. Post #134
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    July 2008
    6,249 Posts
    Funny User Cull 2012
    RIP


    They couldn't Help it
    [URL]
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  15. Post #135
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    October 2009
    5,774 Posts
    Moderators ruined this section.

    (User was banned for this post ("Don't report moderators." - Swebonny))

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  16. Post #136
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    August 2009
    671 Posts
    Now lets discuss the article in the OP. take it to the "Ask us about the forums" thread if you still want to discus the rules.
    discuss*
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  17. Post #137
    PM ME FOR /TWO\ RUST KEYS!!
    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,703 Posts
    Cry me a river
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  18. Post #138
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    April 2011
    645 Posts
    I wonder how well the guy actually moon walked
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  19. Post #139
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    August 2009
    9,297 Posts
    I wonder how well the guy actually moon walked
    Well the article doesn't mention he is dead right? It must have been awesome.
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  20. Post #140
    It's time to unban Banshee Friend
    Dennab
    April 2011
    5,915 Posts
    Well the article doesn't mention he is dead right? It must have been awesome.
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  21. Post #141
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    March 2011
    207 Posts
    Where does it mention that the guy was dead?
    He isn't dead because he had some sweet moves.
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  22. Post #142
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    January 2011
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    They couldn't Help it
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    Probably my favourite song of his.
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  23. Post #143
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    January 2010
    6,208 Posts
    Haven't seen this much red since the Jessi Slaughter thread.
    He made a rhyme, quick snip it before you get banned
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  24. Post #144
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    November 2010
    1,338 Posts
    So one stranger threatens another to moonwalk..well at least he wasn't a stranger in moscow...

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  25. Post #145
    If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
    Liem's Avatar
    November 2011
    7,041 Posts
    So one stranger threatens another to moonwalk..well at least he wasn't a stranger in moscow...
    Puns aren't Funny anymore, Not that they really ever were.
    No for my One real remark on this Story
    Why, Of all the things to force some one to do    WinkWink    Moonwalk. Seems kinda odd

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  26. Post #146
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    January 2011
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    Well in cowboy movies they shoot at the feet of who they hated and made them dance.

    Same thing applies here.
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  27. Post #147
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    January 2010
    2,262 Posts
    Itt : Raging moderators Working Day and Night

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  28. Post #148
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    June 2009
    8,928 Posts
    Ok guys stop derailing lets discuss the real topic

    Ummm

    That was a funny article
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  29. Post #149
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    April 2011
    1,312 Posts
    Now i'm thinking of the guy going back home and telling his wife "A man forced me to do micheal jackson's moonwalk"
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  30. Post #150
    dvc
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    July 2009
    2,632 Posts
    i bet that guy must have done a pretty good moonwalk

    Edited:

    okay this is boring, theres nothing else to discuss, lock this thread.
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  31. Post #151
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    December 2006
    6,509 Posts
    That felon should really look at the man in the mirror.

    (User was banned for this post ("Jokes/Puns .. stop" - Dav0r))
    are we honestly banning for jokes

    Edited:

    haha holy shit didnt even see all those banned dudes above me haha fuck the systm
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  32. Post #152
    Hi.
    reevezy67's Avatar
    July 2011
    4,290 Posts
    Nobody cares, Beat It.
    Doesn't matter if you're black or white, Davor's going to ban you either way.
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  33. Post #153
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    October 2011
    431 Posts
    You're a bunch of Nazis. Go look at the Mod in the mirror, and ask him to change his ways.
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