1. Post #1
    Crimptor's Avatar
    January 2012
    689 Posts
    Bellevue, WA - Gabe Newell, head of landmark video game production company Valve, was found dead in his Bellevue home early Thursday morning. He had complained about chest pains to his wife the night before, but despite her best efforts he did not call 911. She found him dead the next morning, and early examination results reveal he had died shortly after going to sleep, likely due to a heart attack.

    We'll update this story as more info becomes available.
    You can read the rest at http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/03/us/gabe-newell-dead/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

    FUCK, oh god no FUCK. God dammit, why is everyone dying recently? FUCK

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  2. Post #2
    Actually a Time Lord
    Coyoteze's Avatar
    November 2011
    7,022 Posts
    Yeah, no.

    You could've at least made a fake link or something.
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  3. Post #3

    February 2012
    2 Posts
    Bullshit that's not funny.
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  4. Post #4
    We're sorry! This page is not available. Please visit the CNN homepage or use the search box below.

    rofl dumb


    Bellevue, WA - Gabe Newell, head of landmark video game production company Valve, was found dead in his Bellevue home early Thursday morning. He had complained about chest pains to his wife the night before, but despite her best efforts he did not call 911. She found him dead the next morning, and early examination results reveal he had died shortly after going to sleep, likely due to a heart attack.

    We'll update this story as more info becomes available.
    You can read the rest at http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/03/us/gabe-newell-dead/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

    FUCK, oh god no FUCK. God dammit, why is everyone dying recently? FUCK

    quoting op

    you cannot hide op
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  5. Post #5
    KabsIsBack's Avatar
    August 2011
    461 Posts
    Searched it up, something tells me it's not true
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  6. Post #6
    Gold Member
    CWalkthroughs's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,083 Posts
    Enjoy your ban, cunt.
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  7. Post #7

    August 2011
    836 Posts
    Way to be an asshole.
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  8. Post #8
    I remember when titles used to mean something, now you can get one for a dollar, this all used to be fields, get off my lawn damn kids etc.
    evlbzltyr's Avatar
    May 2006
    5,905 Posts
    You're not gonna fool anyone with a headline like that.
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  9. Post #9
    Frog Member
    C0linSSX's Avatar
    February 2008
    2,496 Posts
    but despite her best efforts he did not call 911
    A+ writing OP
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  10. Post #10
    Frequent Habbo Hotel player. PM for free furniture
    soderholm13's Avatar
    January 2010
    7,053 Posts
    Sorry for posting an image macro / meme or whatever, but


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  11. Post #11
    Cmx
    Gold Member
    Cmx's Avatar
    November 2005
    1,268 Posts
    Crimptor posted:
    Lol I troll u xD im so funnay
    Gabe can never die.
    He is actually a cyborg
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  12. Post #12
    7331's Avatar
    April 2012
    566 Posts
    Wow you fucking asshole i hope you get perma'd
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  13. Post #13
    White Fusion will love him forever and ever~
    Rents's Avatar
    January 2012
    10,270 Posts
    Uhh, no, just me, Gabe Newell.
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  14. Post #14
    A+ writing OP
    omg holy shit gabe is a woman?!!?!?!
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  15. Post #15
    Sir Drone's Avatar
    February 2012
    2,526 Posts
    I was kinda worried there
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  16. Post #16
    Blue Member?
    Ermac20's Avatar
    October 2010
    7,455 Posts
    my heart skipped a beat there
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  17. Post #17
    Kicks38's Avatar
    December 2010
    572 Posts
    you deserve a perma ban
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  18. Post #18
    kool-mike's Avatar
    April 2012
    52 Posts
    let the boxes rain down on you
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  19. Post #19
    Gold Member
    Baldr 2.0's Avatar
    April 2011
    4,017 Posts
    Seemed odd for me, as superheroes never die.
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  20. Post #20
    Frog Member
    C0linSSX's Avatar
    February 2008
    2,496 Posts
    omg holy shit gabe is a woman?!!?!?!
    yeah didn't you see last month's CNN article about his sex change operation?

    http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/20/us/gab...html?hpt=hp_t1
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  21. Post #21
    Glory To Victotzka
    NoaJM's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,067 Posts
    Very classy.
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  22. Post #22
    Gold Member
    Sam Za Nemesis's Avatar
    November 2007
    4,764 Posts
    I have expected Badage Boys but this is funnier
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  23. Post #23
    I DRAW SEALS
    xxfalconxx's Avatar
    March 2009
    5,840 Posts
    Why would you even joke about this.

    You heartless monster.
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  24. Post #24
    Dennab
    April 2011
    2,634 Posts
    Dear jesus, don't scare me like that you asshole.
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  25. Post #25
    Gold Member
    ThisIsTheOne's Avatar
    July 2011
    645 Posts
    Worst attempt at trying to actually make it look legit.
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  26. Post #26
    Always trust the niney
    Adnap's Avatar
    October 2011
    12,224 Posts
    Well, you definitely achieved what this thread was made for. Good work
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  27. Post #27
    Dennab
    April 2011
    2,634 Posts
    Although, I must admit, getting a thread to #2 most read in under five minutes is impressive.
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  28. Post #28
    Gold Member
    Xyrec's Avatar
    July 2007
    2,775 Posts
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaand banned.
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  29. Post #29
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    November 2006
    6,827 Posts
    may the mods fill your ass with a ban

    he shouldn't die
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  30. Post #30
    Quite so, ol' chap.
    Dominicus's Avatar
    December 2011
    4,040 Posts
    Bullshit that's not funny.
    Commendable first post.
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  31. Post #31
    One sexy lumpy man
    SPESS MEHRINE's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,457 Posts
    If Gabe actually died I think I would manly tears.
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  32. Post #32
    Nach0s!'s Avatar
    July 2011
    1,817 Posts
    You ass.
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  33. Post #33
    Gold Member
    IceBlizzard's Avatar
    June 2006
    846 Posts
    heart skipped a beat there
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  34. Post #34
    SEXIST FUCK
    Justinx931's Avatar
    November 2010
    3,151 Posts
    Scared me.

    Fuck you OP.
    That was terribly put.
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  35. Post #35
    Michael Bay Christus
    Chaotic Lord's Avatar
    October 2010
    7,393 Posts
    April fool's day was LAST month.
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  36. Post #36
    zacht_180's Avatar
    May 2010
    689 Posts
    uhhh... right. You must be quite the intellect my here there little wee friend, Teehe, did you try to make a funny? :D Raoflmfishmomfao.... Ohhhhhh lordy, sillybwee wrabbityou see there buddyz nd-stuff-and-whatnot-and-babit*a nd such,you may habe just made a kind of digity? bigity ball the resturant, make dure. thwr I
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  37. Post #37
    Whose dick do i have to suck to get an unban?
    Dennab
    July 2010
    4,828 Posts
    Heart skipped a beat there
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