1. Post #1
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    smurfy's Avatar
    October 2007
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    Saudi Arabian government adviser Sheikh Obeikan has consistently attacked moves to "corrupt Muslim society by trying to change the natural status of women".
    King Abdullah is heard to have put on sunglasses and ordered Obeikan to "deal with it" and "get the fuck out", before doing a backflip and fighting three grizzly bears.
    Obeikan reportedly shit himself and started crying, then went home to masturbate, eat pizza and play World of Warcraft.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-18042467

    BBC News posted:
    Saudi King Abdullah has sacked one of his most hardline advisers, Sheikh Abdelmohsen al-Obeikan.

    Sheikh Obeikan, who was an adviser to the royal cabinet, opposed moves to relax gender segregation.

    The dismissal comes shortly after Sheikh Obeikan attacked plans by "influential people to corrupt Muslim society by trying to change the natural status of women".

    Saudi officials did not give a reason for Sheikh Obeikan's departure.

    His recent comments were taken to be an attack on tentative steps towards relaxing some stricter interpretations of Saudi law.

    King Abdullah has promised women the right to vote in future elections, has opened the country's first co-educational university and introduced measures against domestic violence.

    The head of Saudi Arabia's religious police, the "mutawa", was also replaced in January, with the new head widely seen as more moderate than his predecessor.

    Sheikh Obeikan achieved a degree of notoriety several years ago with a decree suggesting that unrelated Saudi men and women could mix so long as the man drank the woman's breast milk, thus creating a maternal bond between them.
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  2. Post #2
    I'M A MASSIVE FAGGOT AND LOVE COCKS
    DrBreen's Avatar
    June 2007
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    Not all kings are bad
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    The Union Jack would look a shit ton better with a Hammer and Sickle in the middle of it
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    November 2007
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    Sheikh Obeikan achieved a degree of notoriety several years ago with a decree suggesting that unrelated Saudi men and women could mix so long as the man drank the woman's breast milk, thus creating a maternal bond between them.
    yeah man seems 100% reasonable i dunno what this kings talking about
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  4. Post #4
    HeatPipe's Avatar
    October 2007
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    yeah man seems 100% reasonable i dunno what this kings talking about
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    Lactated titties milk Mr. Heatpipe...?

  6. Post #6
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    December 2009
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    yeah man seems 100% reasonable i dunno what this kings talking about
    Hell if it gives me a reason to suck on a woman's tits...







    I'm really desperate you guys.
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  7. Post #7
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    October 2008
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    Hell if it gives me a reason to suck on a woman's tits...







    I'm really desperate you guys.
    We can all relate... =/
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