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    DORAL, Fla. A man suing after a major medical mistake left him disfigured gave testimony Thursday that revealed the intimate details of his misery.
    Late Thursday afternoon, Enrique Milla testified at the Miami-Dade County Courthouse from his new home in Lima, Peru via Skype. He said he wanted a penile implant to improve his sex life in 2007. "About a year before I realized I had problems," Milla said through a translator. "I had problems having intimate relations with my wife. As time went by, that problem got worse."
    He has to sit down to urinate. He'll never have any intimate relationships with anyone, and he's lost his manhood.
    - Enrique Milla's attorney, Spencer Aronfeld
    Milla's attorney argues that an anesthesiologist overlooked his client's pre-existing medical conditions, which resulted in Milla having no more external male genitalia. According to the lawyer, Milla should have never been allowed to undergo elective penile implant surgery to treat erectile dysfunction back in August 2007.
    The anesthesiologist involved in the surgery, Dr. Laurentia Boeru, should have never allowed the surgery, the attorney said, because Milla had an extreme case of diabetes and high blood pressure, and his blood sugar levels were way too high on the day of his surgery. He had not seen a doctor in 15 years until that point. "Did he take your blood pressure?" asked the attorney of Milla.
    Read more: http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/hea...#ixzz1vPvTXGa6

    My penis went back into its cave
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    One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
    AJisAwesome15's Avatar
    May 2011
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    There's a latino.foxnews.com?


    Anyway, this is probably the worst thing that could happen to a man.
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    aurum481's Avatar
    November 2008
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    Flesh-eating bacteria? Where does this stuff comes from?
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    Bootlord's Avatar
    June 2011
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    Honestly, I have no idea why I clicked on this.
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    2014 SH Pun Award Nominee
    Awesomecaek's Avatar
    January 2009
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    Suddenly I feel much more content with size my penile equipment.
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    VeniVidiVici74's Avatar
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    The image was loading very slowly for me, and I was terrified but intrigued until... I saw the kids face.

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    Bambo.'s Avatar
    April 2011
    486 Posts
    Flesh-eating bacteria? Where does this stuff comes from?
    I do believe you can get it from inserting your penis into a horses asshole...

    Please do not ask how i know that.
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    Fabulous.
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    (User was banned for this post ("Image Macro" - Asaratha))
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    The Savior of FP
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    May 2010
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    We can rebuild it. We have the technology.
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    Had to hold onto my own tackle for moral support
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    LIVE LIKE A WINDRAMMER AS YOU FUCK
    Murkat's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,792 Posts
    guys where'd my penis go
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    Dennab
    July 2009
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    Men need not worry after reading this for their penises turned into vaginas.

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    A Noobcake's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,322 Posts
    Does that mean he can get one that's... interchangeable?

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    a cervine
    nnanna's Avatar
    May 2008
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    This is somewhat funny since Milla is a girls name here.

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    Gold Member
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    January 2006
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    We can rebuild it. We have the technology.
    Old men running the world.

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    -Get_A_Life-'s Avatar
    June 2008
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    There's a latino.foxnews.com?
    Guess latinos can have their daily biased and stupid news just as we do.

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    While it's fucking horrible it's also very ironic. He wanted to enhance his sexual performance but instead he doesn't have a dick at all.
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    a cervine
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    April 2005
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    At least he had kids before that happened.
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    December 2011
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    I love how they automatically go after the doctor saying he shouldnt have allowed the surgery

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    -title text-
    EditOutJ's Avatar
    December 2009
    229 Posts
    There seems to be a lot of flesh-eating bacteria in the news these days.

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    MenteR's Avatar
    July 2007
    5,322 Posts
    At least he had kids before that happened.
    but his sex life is bye bye

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    November 2007
    3,653 Posts
    if it was caused by flesh eating bacteria, then it was due to badly sanitized equipment, but the lawyer is saying it was caused by low blood flow due to diabetes

    flesh eating bacteria -> doctors fault

    diabetes caused it -> no one's fault

    this lawyer is an idiot

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    8==== ===== ===== ===== ===D
    Dennab
    April 2008
    4,831 Posts
    poor guy

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    if it was caused by flesh eating bacteria, then it was due to badly sanitized equipment, but the lawyer is saying it was caused by low blood flow due to diabetes

    flesh eating bacteria -> doctors fault

    diabetes caused it -> no one's fault

    this lawyer is an idiot
    You're not allowed to perform surgical operations without previous medical check ups, are you?

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    November 2007
    3,653 Posts
    You're not allowed to perform surgical operations without previous medical check ups, are you?
    nope

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    :v:
    :v:'s Avatar
    December 2009
    868 Posts
    I was just about to fap, but I don't think my penis is coming out from my stomach anytime soon.

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    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
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    December 2007
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    Man, bacteria are dicks.
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    LIVE LIKE A WINDRAMMER AS YOU FUCK
    Murkat's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,792 Posts
    Men need not worry after reading this for their penises turned into vaginas.
    Suddenly the Crossdressing/Transgender thread becomes the most popular thread on Facepunch.

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    InvaderNouga's Avatar
    April 2006
    1,921 Posts
    if it was caused by flesh eating bacteria, then it was due to badly sanitized equipment, but the lawyer is saying it was caused by low blood flow due to diabetes

    flesh eating bacteria -> doctors fault

    diabetes caused it -> no one's fault

    this lawyer is an idiot
    Not true. My fellow corpsman had an ingrown hair once, almost dies because he got necrotizing fasciitis from it.

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    Wait... so if I write anything here, it's going to show up under my name?
    B!N4RY's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,226 Posts
    How much is he suing for? I'd be suing for quite a large figure if I were to lost my penis

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    newbs's Avatar
    December 2007
    634 Posts
    Flesh-eating bacteria? Where does this stuff comes from?
    My Wife had flesh-eating bacteria when she was a little girl. She is a Biologist and she told me that she got it from ingestion something. She said she remembers being in the hospital for months not knowing if she was going to live or die. :/ A fate even worse than death would be losing ones sexual identity IMHO.
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