1. Post #1
    Half Life 2: Call of Duty meets Minecraft

    February 2012
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    March 2010
    3,120 Posts
    Cant wait to watch these

       on youtube   
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    Hello everyone! I would like you to know that I am not a fan of nudity!!!
    JgcxCub's Avatar
    May 2009
    6,569 Posts
    Fuck yeah Lance Henriksen

    Along with Hugo Weaving his voice is pure distilled orgasm
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  5. Post #5
    You know you're bad with game endings when you have to re-do it and release it as DLC

    personalized outcomes
    more colors

    "Usually, when a guy loses the game, the game shuts down; it's over. It's done," he added. "The players don't like that."
    what
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  6. Post #6
    What's brevity?
    ironman17's Avatar
    June 2006
    19,781 Posts
    I don't get that either.

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    ijyt's Avatar
    May 2006
    9,040 Posts
    If there's no Garrus I don't give a flying fuck.
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    January 2009
    8,597 Posts
    Leave Lance alone, he's not hip like the young kids :(
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    Lmao Pics Authority Jesus
    Dennab
    February 2012
    8,769 Posts
    I'm really glad there is a DLC, like, I'm ecstatic they're changing it up

    But I'll just watch this shit on youtube.
    I know it's just gonna be 3 new slideshows or whatever.

  10. Post #10
    thread killa
    Mericet's Avatar
    May 2010
    966 Posts
    While you're waiting for some slides to go on YouTube, try generating your own.
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    January 2005
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    They're gonna add a color picker.
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    October 2008
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    If there's no Garrus I don't give a flying fuck.
    Guess what: http://social.bioware.com/forums/for...dex/11956535/1
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    September 2006
    1,503 Posts
    It's a real shame they deviated from Drew Kershaws planned ending but I think there was more wrong with the game than just the end. The game spends a lot of time wrapping up the stories from the previous games (as it should) but the main story is severely underdeveloped there are only a handful of conversations throughout that add anything to the Reapers fiction. The main focus of the game ought to have been on discovering how to defeat the Reapers, with Cerberus and galactic unification being tangential rather than the pretty much the whole game. I also feel they just uncovered the Crucible way to soon then never bothered explaining anything to do with it.

    Interested to see what this adds but I wonder if this can salvage what was to me one of the weakest, disappointing and nonsensical endings in any medium.
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    I bet it won't even be a patch, it'll just be a new version you'll have to buy.
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    Marik Bentusi's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,311 Posts
    I didn't like how in ME3 they used character death as a drama device and to tie up lose plot points. That's just terribly cheap writing. Character death should be used in small doses as to not lose impact, and should be crucial in such a way it actually drives the story forward and leads to relevant character development.

    Like Eli in HL2. You know that death will have a huuuge impact on several characters and the status of the Resistance he led. People will be forced into completely different roles, plans will have to be revised, characters will develop completely differently, with different motivations and goals in mind.

    Meanwhile in ME3 the Cutscene Stupidity Virus is running amok.
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    The Mad Scientist
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    September 2008
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    I bet it won't even be a patch, it'll just be a new version you'll have to buy.
    Didn't they already say it was going to be free?
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    January 2005
    18,270 Posts
    I bet it won't even be a patch, it'll just be a new version you'll have to buy.
    Its free DLC.
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    ijyt's Avatar
    May 2006
    9,040 Posts
    I give all my fucks, both flying and terrestrial.
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    May 2007
    12,572 Posts
    They said they wont change anything. They've failed right out of the gate with this DLC. I'll still give it a go but I'm not expecting anything.
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    June 2008
    24,586 Posts
    Along with Hugo Weaving his voice is pure distilled orgasm
    misterrr annnnderrrrrrrsson
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,350 Posts
    While you're waiting for some slides to go on YouTube, try generating your own.
    lol that's sad this gave me more closure than the actual ME3 ending.
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    August 2006
    9,868 Posts
    While you're waiting for some slides to go on YouTube, try generating your own.
    Excerpted from The Normandy: A Study in Heroism

    Accounts of the Normandy survivors are unanimous in crediting Garrus Vakarian with many of the settlement's crucial early successes, including the establishment of reliable security countermeasures against the planet's numerous natural threats.

    The limited availability of dextro-protein food stores was immediately understood to be a serious survival issue. Vakarian reportedly subsisted on starvation rations from the very first days of the settlement. Vakarian insisted, however, on continuing to perform perimeter patrols, to share in the heavy building, and to supplement the crew rations by huntingóalthough he himself could not eat the food he provided.

    Though severely malnourished at the time of rescue, Vakarian was among the first of the survivors to give interviews and release his story. FCC News partnered with Vakarian to produce both a well-received documentary (The Last Days of the Normandy) and an infotainment segment "based on the true story of Garrus Vakarian." A subsequent action-adventure spinoff aimed at children, Archangel vs. the Reapers, is entering its seventh season and has inspired a successful line of clothing, toys, and collectible action figures.
    Now I have a gigantic grin on my face that wont go away.
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  23. Post #23
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    POLOPOZOZO's Avatar
    May 2006
    14,992 Posts
    I still haven't even gotten through half of it.

  24. Post #24
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    SystemGS's Avatar
    June 2007
    2,855 Posts
    i can't wait for this dlc

    comE SOONER

    i hope to see my mass effect resolved properly

  25. Post #25
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    March 2007
    5,739 Posts
    My estimate is that this DLC will not solve the problem at all. I'd love to be proved wrong.
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  26. Post #26
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    Dennab
    March 2006
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    If they just went along with the whole indoctrination theory, they would be able to dig themselves out of this massive hole they've dug. Shame they are being so stubborn to preserve their ~~Artistic Integrity~~
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    January 2009
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    If they just went along with the whole indoctrination theory, they would be able to dig themselves out of this massive hole they've dug. Shame they are being so stubborn to preserve their ~~Artistic Integrity~~
    Vendetta was able to detect that Kai Leng was indoctrinated.
    He was totally fine with Shepard.
    Sorry.

  28. Post #28
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    September 2006
    5,750 Posts
    If they just went along with the whole indoctrination theory, they would be able to dig themselves out of this massive hole they've dug. Shame they are being so stubborn to preserve their ~~Artistic Integrity~~
    They changed the ending from the one Drew Kapshyrn had originally intended (which made a hell of a lot more sense). They have no right to say that they're preserving their "artistic integrity".

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    Gordy H.'s Avatar
    April 2010
    1,206 Posts
    They changed the ending from the one Drew Kapshyrn had originally intended (which made a hell of a lot more sense). They have no right to say that they're preserving their "artistic integrity".
    Karpyshyn's ending was even worse, in my opinion. The Reapers annihilating organics and forcefully integrating them into their forces to stop the spread of 'dark matter'? How the hell does that make any sense.
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    September 2006
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    Karpyshyn's ending was even worse, in my opinion. The Reapers annihilating organics and forcefully integrating them into their forces to stop the spread of 'dark matter'? How the hell does that make any sense.
    At least you don't have    Mass Relays exploding for no reason and Joker abandoning the battle, also for no reason, only to get stranded on some random planet. It also means that if Shepard decided to blow off the Reapers that would actually mean that all of his/her choices would matter in the long-run, and have far-reaching consequences, provided that the races of the galaxy managed to stop the dark matter problem.   
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    Just a Homestuck OC with a massive dick
    Irockz's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,571 Posts
    Damn, no Ali Hillis?

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    DarkMonkey's Avatar
    January 2009
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    Karpyshyn's ending was even worse, in my opinion. The Reapers annihilating organics and forcefully integrating them into their forces to stop the spread of 'dark matter'? How the hell does that make any sense.
    Dark energy, not dark matter. The stuff that creates mass effect fields, the stuff that comes from element zero. Remember what happened to that one sun in ME2? It was expanding because a dark energy/mass effect field was lowering its mass so it couldn't hold itself together through gravity.
    Now imagine that happening throughout the galaxy.
    The series is even fucking named for it.
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    supertribute's Avatar
    March 2012
    1,701 Posts
    All I know is that I lost the game.
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    27X
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    July 2010
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    Karpyshyn's ending was even worse, in my opinion. The Reapers annihilating organics and forcefully integrating them into their forces to stop the spread of 'dark matter'? How the hell does that make any sense.

    Because it's something that's actually happening. Read a book.

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    Gordy H.'s Avatar
    April 2010
    1,206 Posts
    Because it's something that's actually happening. Read a book.
    That's not what I meant. How would the Reapers destroying organic civilization and integrating their genetic material into a new reaper somehow stop the spread is what I was saying.

  36. Post #36
    Frostypunch's Avatar
    March 2011
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    That needs to be the ending

    Captain anderson hears that, questions him and figures out he's leading the reapers then gets into a matrix revolutions end-like fight

  37. Post #37
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    August 2007
    3,671 Posts
    Can't wait for the new CMYK endings!
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    27X
    Rantasaurus Rex
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    July 2010
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    That's not what I meant. How would the Reapers destroying organic civilization and integrating their genetic material into a new reaper somehow stop the spread is what I was saying.
    Because humanity is special and will use their clever monkey tricks as portrayed in the game already to stop the expansion. The choice at the end of the game was to either sacrifice humanity to gain a guaranteed stop or to destroy the reapers and wing it with your new alliance and hope you had enough time and tech to stop it yourself, which is a damn sight better than having a shotalolicon hologram you've never fucking seen before offer three choices that are literally the same fucking thing with color and cast mate difference. The current ending is fucking retarded.

  39. Post #39
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    November 2006
    1,788 Posts
    Can't wait for the new CMYK endings!
    Magenta is perfect ending, calling it.
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  40. Post #40
    lady godiva's giant vaginas
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    May 2005
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    Will have a color wheel that you spin, and whatever it lands on you're still fucked.
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