1. Post #201
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    April 2008
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    Quit delaying the TF2 update, guy.
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  2. Post #202
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    January 2006
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    YoMother posted:
    Do you feel the burning sensation now?

    Yes, I feel like sending him a fat joke now. But I won't because he is my idol.
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  3. Post #203
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    January 2007
    5,382 Posts
    Smirnoff Joe posted:
    Quit delaying the TF2 update, guy.
    I can't.

    Gabe's using his psychic fat to tell me to delay it more, so they have more time to work.
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  4. Post #204
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    November 2007
    2,645 Posts
    venn177 posted:
    I can't.

    Gabe's using his psychic fat to tell me to delay it more, so they have more time to work.
    I think we should make fat jokes about you! Fatass!
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  5. Post #205
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    February 2007
    288 Posts
    SpasticPinoy posted:
    I think we should make fat jokes about you! Fatass!
    I lol'd
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  6. Post #206
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    May 2007
    3,403 Posts
    This is from a while ago:

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  7. Post #207
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    July 2007
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    Greetings, Michael Boharsik.
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  8. Post #208
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    May 2007
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    HolyCrusade posted:
    Greetings, Michael Boharsik.
    ?????
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  9. Post #209
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    June 2005
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    I have an autograph by him! Those 5 seconds were awesome!
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  10. Post #210
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    July 2007
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    kidwithsword posted:
    ?????
    Don't try to cover that shit up, I saw your post before you edited it. You complimented me for finding your name.

    It's not like it matters if we know your name Michael.
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  11. Post #211
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    February 2007
    288 Posts
    kidwithsword posted:
    ?????
    Why are people so fucking wishy washy about their name on the internet?
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  12. Post #212
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    June 2008
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    XcoliahX posted:
    Why are people so fucking wishy washy about their name on the internet?
    Because you can, duh
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  13. Post #213
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    December 2007
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    oh my god did gabe reply back yet?

    Edit:

    f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5

    Edit:

    nope :(
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  14. Post #214
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    February 2007
    288 Posts
    Teh_Cheese posted:
    Because you can, duh
    What?
    This post makes no sense..
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  15. Post #215
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    June 2008
    3,703 Posts
    XcoliahX posted:
    What?
    This post makes no sense..
    You can hide your identity on the internet if you want.
    That's what I'm saying.
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  16. Post #216
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    November 2007
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    TheLinxV3 posted:
    BUT THINK ABOUT THE SPAM BOTS
    You don't think Spambots are smart enough to translate [at] to @ these days?
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  17. Post #217
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    June 2008
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    My First Name is Thomas OH NO !
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  18. Post #218
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    May 2007
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    HolyCrusade posted:
    Don't try to cover that shit up, I saw your post before you edited it. You complimented me for finding your name.

    It's not like it matters if we know your name Michael.
    My first name doesn't matter, but my last name blows my cover, man. Gotta keep this info on the DL.
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  19. Post #219
     
    Dennab
    May 2006
    9,581 Posts
    Crap I can't find the "I answer emails" quote.

    Edit:

    Found it.
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  20. Post #220
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    October 2008
    135 Posts

    Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 8:44 AM
    To: Gabe Newell
    Subject: Gnome Gnome away,


    hey,

    me and my gnome in ep2 really been trough a lot, we have established some sort of connection between us, we finish eachůther's sentence's, we have been shot at, trown with, blown up, we have been trough a lot,
    and then he voluntered to man the rocket,
    and I miss him already,

    my question: will the gnome play some major role in episode 3, and will there be some retrieval achievement like:
    25G: retrieve the Gnome from the moon.
    I owe him a lot, and the least thing i can do for him is to rescue him, he saved my life,
    and he was always there for me, with his big eyes staring at nothing full of wisdom,
    maybe make a spinn off where u play the gnome?

    oh well, I just wanted to say i really really hope the gnome will be back in episode 3,
    Can't imagine a half life game withouth him, only this time make a gnome holder on the car,

    greets,
    I will let you in on a little secret.

    The gnome gets caught in a radiation storm and travels in time... he comes back in HL1 - yeah, that's right, HE IS THE GMAN.

    But shhh... don't tell anyone.

    thanks

    Chet

    Huge spoiler regarding Episode 3
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  21. Post #221
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    April 2005
    27 Posts
    The Gnome Man.

    Makes sense.
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  22. Post #222
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    March 2007
    1,695 Posts
    OH MY GOD
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  23. Post #223
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    April 2008
    6,405 Posts
    It's a conspiracy!

    <--Obligatory.
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  24. Post #224
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    July 2005
    416 Posts
    Probydoby posted:
    Huge spoiler regarding Episode 3
    Jesus Christ!

    Put that shit in [sp][/sp] tags.
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  25. Post #225
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    June 2008
    414 Posts
    Someone ask them to describe EA in one word.
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  26. Post #226
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    May 2008
    233 Posts
    Benny2kk8 posted:
    Someone ask them to describe EA in one word.
    Just asked
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  27. Post #227
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    December 2007
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    fragmaplas posted:
    oh my god did gabe reply back yet?

    Edit:

    f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5

    Edit:

    nope :(
    He hasn't replied back! :(
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  28. Post #228
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    Dennab
    August 2005
    21,298 Posts
    XcoliahX posted:
    Why are people so fucking wishy washy about their name on the internet?
    Because nowadays when you apply for a job, the first thing they do is googling your name.

    I don't want my future boss have a look at my Facepunch account to be honest.
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  29. Post #229
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    May 2008
    21,301 Posts
    Gabe still hasn't replied back. I guess it's the timezones, but you cannot be sure.

    Maybe he knew that I'd post it here!
    Maybe he is among us!

    MAYBE I AM GABE!
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  30. Post #230
    Dennab
    January 2008
    3,265 Posts
    Zezibesh posted:
    Gabe still hasn't replied back. I guess it's the timezones, but you cannot be sure.

    Maybe he knew that I'd post it here!
    Maybe he is among us!

    MAYBE I AM GABE!
    the plot thickens...
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  31. Post #231
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    NotYou3 posted:
    the plot thickens...
    I thicken...


    The only phrase that popped up when you said that.

    Also it seems that he takes a long time to reply to emails and ussually replies with only 1-3 words. Like i asked a while ago(maybe 6 months ago?) if he cared about the leak anymore and his reply was Yes and no.
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  32. Post #232
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    October 2008
    3 Posts
    Gabe never replies to my emails. The only time I have ever gotten a response it was from our very own Jeep Barnett.
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  33. Post #233
    Dennab
    January 2008
    3,265 Posts
    deadoon posted:
    I thicken...


    The only phrase that popped up when you said that.

    Also it seems that he takes a long time to reply to emails and ussually replies with only 1-3 words. Like i asked a while ago(maybe 6 months ago?) if he cared about the leak anymore and his reply was Yes and no.
    well he does have to answer a whole lot of emails
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  34. Post #234
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    October 2008
    135 Posts
    Gabe has a big list with all the good and bad boys just like Santa and if you haven't been a good boy he won't reply to your emails.
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  35. Post #235
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    July 2008
    135 Posts
    Fuck, what did I do :(
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  36. Post #236
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    June 2007
    7 Posts
    Gabe is cool.
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  37. Post #237
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    August 2006
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    Fanboydude posted:
    Fuck, what did I do :(
    You called him Fat.
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  38. Post #238
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    April 2008
    24 Posts
    I love gabe even more now
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  39. Post #239
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    September 2006
    76 Posts
    I Emailed Valve About An Animation I Thought Was Scripted. Its Below Stop Reading Here Its Below. BELOW DAMNIT!

    RE: Idea For An Alyx Zombie Interaction Animation
    From: Marc Laidlaw (laidlaw@valvesoftware.com)
    Sent:
    Tuesday, 7 October 2008 5:24:19 AM
    To:
    **********@hotmail.com



    Dear ****,



    Itís always fun to see these things happen unexpectedly, and you should consider yourself lucky and special that you witnessed a cool random moment. Surely thatís better than the same scripted moment happening over and over again for millions of players?



    Yours,

    Marc Laidlaw



    From: Gabe Newell
    Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 4:37 PM
    To: Marc Laidlaw
    Subject: FW: Idea For An Alyx Zombie Interaction Animation







    From: *********** [mailto:***********@hotmail.com]
    Sent: Wednesday, October 01, 2008 5:35 AM
    To: Gabe Newell
    Subject: Idea For An Alyx Zombie Interaction Animation

    I Was Playing Episode One Yesterday At The Part Where You Wait For The Elevator And Zombies Swarm You And Alyx.
    Then A Fast Zombie And A Normal Zombie Approached Alyx And Alyx Started Her Animation For The Normal Zombie Where She
    Crouches Then Knees The Zombie Before Shooting It Just As The Fast Zombie Lunged. Alyx Ducked Under The Fast Zombie Kneed The Normal One Shot It Then Turned And Shot The Fast Zombie As It Lunged At Her Again. It Died Then Alyx Turned And The Corpse Of The Fast Zombie Flew Past Her Landing About 2 Feet Away. This Looked Really Cool And If I Had A Demo Of It I Would Attach It But Unfortunately I Had No Idea Anything Like That Would Happen. I Originally Thought It Was A Scripted Animation And Thought I Could Make A Machimina With That So I Looked Through The Source SDK But Couldn't Find It And Thought "Woah That Must Have Been Multiple Animations" But I Searched Found The First Zombie Attack One But There Wasn't Any Other Animations That Branched Off That In The Way I Saw It. I Was Wondering If This Could Be Coded Into Half Life 2 Episode 3 As It Was A Moment Of Pure Shock As I Never Would Have Expected It.

    Thanks For Your Time

    ****
    ********
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  40. Post #240
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    October 2008
    24 Posts
    I emailed him asking him how many emails they get (roughly)...
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