If Gabe gets Diabetes, there is most definitely no God.
mmmm should i get this thread closed?
Remember this one?
I remember that one ^
The secret is буженина or buzheneena, tasty cold boiled pork. It travels well and has medicinal qualities. Try it the next time you are in Russia.
From: Robin Walker
Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2008 11:03 AM
To: Chet Faliszek
Subject: FW: Heavys sandvich
From: Gabe Newell
Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2008 8:59 AM
To: Robin Walker
Subject: Fwd: Heavys sandvich
Begin forwarded message:
From: "martin ." <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: October 9, 2008 8:05:09 AM PDT
To: Gabe Newell <email@example.com>
Subject: Heavys sandvich
While heavy is killing little babies with sasha, he often enjoys his tasty sandvich. Question is, how did he make bunch of sandviches what can cure burn,gun, knife etc wounds ? And how did he manage to make so much so he can eat them at spawn while his team is losing heavily to enemy team.
Oh god, I'm laughing so hard right now! And I'm only on page 4 when it comes to reading replies!
This my friends, is the reason I hang around facepunch! The humor and awesomeness of certain threads makes it worth your while to dig trough all the shit posts! I thank you for this thread (Talking to the OP) and every contributor so far and any contributor that's about to come! This thread is epic!
Ooo, I have some буженина in my pantry - I will have to shoot myself first to see if it really does have those awesome qualities though.
I sent him an email about the half-life story line.
Thank you :keke:
Someone use a Hello Kitty Online email and ask a question.
YES PLEASE DO THIS NOW SOMEONE!Dantai 2 posted:
Done, will post screenshot in a bit.Binladen34 posted:
You are very smart and mature.Combin0wnage posted:
I believe that email alone will delay L4D another week! GRAB HIM!
Holy fuck I live like three cities away! I totally heave a better chance of meeting meeting him than most guys herevenn177 posted:
One of my friends met a Valve employee in a game store in Aberdeen, Scotland. It was awesome.
Here are some of the emails I got replies to. I also had another about alt-tabbing in fullscreened games, but it was boring and long and you're probably not interested.
The last one you posted was hilarious!
Valve hates PS3 :3:
I particularly don't like it myself ether. I went through three of the fucking things, The second one i had i was very happy with until it got yellow light of deathFanboydude posted:
I think it's awesome. Maybe not the greatest gaming platform, but as an overall entertainment system it is by far the best.UncleFester posted:
I don't get it, what advantage is it for you 360 owners if it doesn't come out for PS3?
Oh that's right, there isn't one. People just like being trolls.
I never got a response :(Me posted:
I sent this back in March. It was a fast response too.
Nice Concerned reference.
Do people honestly believe that Gabe himself responds to all of these e-mails? He probably gets thousands of these everyday. He just has secretaries who reply. Still, at least Valve has a good sense of humor.
Thousands? As in... thousands?bmg02901 posted:
Thousands in a day?!?
I have both the ps3 plain out sucks because i went through 3 of the fucking things and my 360, Well almost went through 1Adamhully posted:
I have a sneaking suspicion that Gabe sits his fat ass one of those giant rubber exercise balls and does nothing but play WoW and check email all day instead of making Episode 3.
+2 weeks.Cathbadh posted:
Well I don't think Gabe codes too much anyway, since he has a company to run.
Wasn't he like the main coder on the steam project?Zezibesh posted:
i think he was
They're right to. If I ever played one, it'd feel like i'm playing nothing at all.Fanboydude posted:
it's copying the 360's achievement system practicly they renamed it as a trophy system
And you don't get the same 'feeling' when you get a trophy as you do when you get an achievement.confinedUser posted:
Achievements are awesome.
They copied Microsofts' Achievement system? OH NO!
I guess Valve just made their achievement system blindly and hoped nobody else had a similar idea.