1. Post #761
    One of my favorite things on the internet.
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  2. Post #762
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  3. Post #763
    Kalan Yamato's Avatar
    June 2011
    979 Posts
    This is one of the best game threads on FP.
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  4. Post #764
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    Matrix374's Avatar
    May 2010
    9,591 Posts
    And I am annoying bitch
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  5. Post #765
    T3hGamerDK's Avatar
    January 2011
    2,551 Posts
    Regardless of the thread being old, the OP is still very funny, and I like to see it bump up from long ago and read it again. It's still pretty funny :D
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  6. Post #766

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts
    I'm starting to wonder if this is the most famous forum thread on the internet.
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  7. Post #767
    Mr Shadyface's Avatar
    July 2010
    4,404 Posts
    "THIS THREAD: Every time you read it, you want to reinstall/play oblivion."
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  8. Post #768
    Superwafflez's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,236 Posts
    ^ This is true.

    What's with TESnexus splitting every download into individual files now, how does that work?
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  9. Post #769
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    macdoo999's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,299 Posts
    Jesus fuck, just wanted to get away from facepunch for a minute and stumbleupon throws me right back here.
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  10. Post #770
    Tark's Avatar
    August 2010
    6,179 Posts
    "THIS THREAD: Every time you read it, you want to reinstall/play oblivion."
    More like a combination of this + getting a backstory for my soon-to-be character in Skyrim, which is always fun.
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  11. Post #771

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts
    More like a combination of this + getting a backstory for my soon-to-be character in Skyrim, which is always fun.
    Seeing as every TES game has started with the player in jail, we can safely assume that Skyrim will start in some kind of jail.

    Backstory: Drunken murderous rampage across Cyrodiil that made it appear as if the Nine had shat upon the entire nation and would make a Dremora weep in envy. Arrested and sentenced to 2353 days in jail.
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  12. Post #772
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    superstepa's Avatar
    June 2009
    8,972 Posts
    Jesus fuck, just wanted to get away from facepunch for a minute and stumbleupon throws me right back here.
    Did you notice that there is no "log out" button?
    If you joined Facepunch you never leave
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  13. Post #773
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    December 2004
    9,623 Posts
    I've been trapped here so long, I've forgotten what outside looks like!
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  14. Post #774
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    Zoran's Avatar
    February 2011
    7,984 Posts
    Where can I get the armor/hud mods?

  15. Post #775

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts
    Where can I get the armor/hud mods?
    Hud: http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=1825

    Armor is from Knights of the Nine and Shivering Isles I'm pretty sure.

  16. Post #776
    SonofDorn's Avatar
    October 2011
    4 Posts
    HAHA funniest shit ever. I probably sunk 300 hours or so into that game and it's still not as long as the jail time you racked up. You sir are a mean drunk lol.

  17. Post #777
    wow ok
    Teh Zip File's Avatar
    December 2007
    16,449 Posts
    OP hasn't been on FP in over a year. :(
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  18. Post #778
    OP hasn't been on FP in over a year. :(
    He must have no idea then.

  19. Post #779
    I pushed my dad off the stairs and all I got was he came back
    Aerkhan's Avatar
    October 2009
    4,767 Posts
    Seeing as every TES game has started with the player in jail, we can safely assume that Skyrim will start in some kind of jail.

    Backstory: Drunken murderous rampage across Cyrodiil that made it appear as if the Nine had shat upon the entire nation and would make a Dremora weep in envy. Arrested and sentenced to 2353 days in jail.
    You're sentenced to death in Skyrim.

  20. Post #780
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    proch's Avatar
    July 2009
    19,221 Posts
    You're sentenced to death in Skyrim.
    Seriously?
    Or are you just kidding

  21. Post #781
    Gold Member
    Metanar's Avatar
    June 2009
    2,104 Posts
    Seriously?
    Or are you just kidding
    That's how it starts, the dragonborn guy is being escorted to his execution.

  22. Post #782
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    proch's Avatar
    July 2009
    19,221 Posts
    That's how it starts, the dragonborn guy is being escorted to his execution.
    Oh well, I hoped for being executed for killing somebody and getting cough by the guards.
    They I'd go all rampage during the execution and set the King who'd be watching on fire.
    That would make me king and I'd rule all of Skyrim, conquer Cyrodill and then the rest of Tamriel, So I could go on crusades to the other continents.

  23. Post #783

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts
    Oh well, I hoped for being executed for killing somebody and getting cough by the guards.
    They I'd go all rampage during the execution and set the King who'd be watching on fire.
    That would make me king and I'd rule all of Skyrim, conquer Cyrodill and then the rest of Tamriel, So I could go on crusades to the other continents.
    I read that as "coughing on one of the guards". I suppose that's a capital offense in Skyrim.
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  24. Post #784
    BobIsCrappy's Avatar
    April 2007
    259 Posts
    This thread.... this thread never changes.

  25. Post #785
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    superstepa's Avatar
    June 2009
    8,972 Posts
    I knew this thread is popular, I still check the OP sometimes to have a giggle or two
    But oh my god, this is the most popular thread on Facepunch

  26. Post #786
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    December 2008
    5,887 Posts
    why is this the most popular thread
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  27. Post #787
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    October 2006
    1,891 Posts
    Jesus. It's like there's always a fresh wave of readers every month.

  28. Post #788
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    proch's Avatar
    July 2009
    19,221 Posts
    I read that as "coughing on one of the guards". I suppose that's a capital offense in Skyrim.
    Well considering moving a spoon is a crime...
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  29. Post #789
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    September 2009
    1,214 Posts
    why is this the most popular thread
    Jesus. It's like there's always a fresh wave of readers every month.
    pretty sure this thread must be undead

    it just won't die
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  30. Post #790
    Hoboharry's Avatar
    January 2010
    6,544 Posts
    This thread is pure gold.
    Probably the best thread on facepunch since Shenanigansen's threads.
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  31. Post #791
    What the fuck, look at the guests.

    (User was banned for this post ("Ignored my warning, useless reply" - postal))
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  32. Post #792
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    February 2008
    2,117 Posts
    This thread really needs a Hard Delete.
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  33. Post #793
    I pushed my dad off the stairs and all I got was he came back
    Aerkhan's Avatar
    October 2009
    4,767 Posts
    This thread really needs a Hard Delete.
    I'll hard delete your mother.
    This thread is the best one that has ever happened on FP.

    Edited:

    This thread really needs a Hard Delete.
    I'll hard delete your mother.
    This thread is the best one that has ever happened on FP.
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  34. Post #794
    Fuck Arnold Palmer
    TomZa's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,751 Posts
    The greatest topic on facepunch ever.
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  35. Post #795
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    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    The OP needs archiving.
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  36. Post #796
    Bombardier.'s Avatar
    August 2009
    1,054 Posts
    This thread.... this thread never changes.
    We need a "I Played Fallout 3/New Vegas Blacked-Out Drunk And Here's What Happened"
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  37. Post #797
    OreoExtremist's Avatar
    August 2010
    529 Posts
    hahaha, so genius. Your the best drunk ever.

  38. Post #798
    Appreciates Subtle Titles
    NanoSquid's Avatar
    April 2009
    6,789 Posts
    Things like this are what makes the internet wonderful.

  39. Post #799
    Gold Member
    atl101's Avatar
    March 2008
    774 Posts
    We need a "I Played Fallout 3/New Vegas Blacked-Out Drunk And Here's What Happened"
    11/11/11 We need a "I Played Skyrim Blacked-Out Drunk And Here's What Happened"
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  40. Post #800
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    igamiwarr's Avatar
    August 2005
    3,054 Posts
    Oh man I remember reading this thread for the first time, it is still just as awesome
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