[Mad Chatter]

One of my favorite things on the internet.

[TheCronkofDestiny]

darth-veger posted:

[Kalan Yamato]

This is one of the best game threads on FP.

[Matrix374]

And I am annoying bitch

[T3hGamerDK]

Regardless of the thread being old, the OP is still very funny, and I like to see it bump up from long ago and read it again. It's still pretty funny :D

[rinoaff33]

I'm starting to wonder if this is the most famous forum thread on the internet.

[Mr Shadyface]

"THIS THREAD: Every time you read it, you want to reinstall/play oblivion."

[Superwafflez]

^ This is true.

What's with TESnexus splitting every download into individual files now, how does that work?

[macdoo999]

Jesus fuck, just wanted to get away from facepunch for a minute and stumbleupon throws me right back here.

[Tark]

Mr Shadyface posted:

"THIS THREAD: Every time you read it, you want to reinstall/play oblivion."

More like a combination of this + getting a backstory for my soon-to-be character in Skyrim, which is always fun.

[rinoaff33]

Tark posted:

More like a combination of this + getting a backstory for my soon-to-be character in Skyrim, which is always fun.

Seeing as every TES game has started with the player in jail, we can safely assume that Skyrim will start in some kind of jail.

Backstory: Drunken murderous rampage across Cyrodiil that made it appear as if the Nine had shat upon the entire nation and would make a Dremora weep in envy. Arrested and sentenced to 2353 days in jail.

[superstepa]

macdoo999 posted:

Jesus fuck, just wanted to get away from facepunch for a minute and stumbleupon throws me right back here.

Did you notice that there is no "log out" button?
If you joined Facepunch you never leave

[RayvenQ]

I've been trapped here so long, I've forgotten what outside looks like!

[Zoran]

Where can I get the armor/hud mods?

[rinoaff33]

Zoran posted:

Where can I get the armor/hud mods?

Hud: http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=1825

Armor is from Knights of the Nine and Shivering Isles I'm pretty sure.

[SonofDorn]

HAHA funniest shit ever. I probably sunk 300 hours or so into that game and it's still not as long as the jail time you racked up. You sir are a mean drunk lol.

[Teh Zip File]

OP hasn't been on FP in over a year. :(

[Chunks]

Teh Zip File posted:

OP hasn't been on FP in over a year. :(

He must have no idea then.

[Aerkhan]

rinoaff33 posted:

Seeing as every TES game has started with the player in jail, we can safely assume that Skyrim will start in some kind of jail.

Backstory: Drunken murderous rampage across Cyrodiil that made it appear as if the Nine had shat upon the entire nation and would make a Dremora weep in envy. Arrested and sentenced to 2353 days in jail.

You're sentenced to death in Skyrim.

[proch]

Aerkhan posted:

You're sentenced to death in Skyrim.

Seriously?
Or are you just kidding

[Metanar]

proch posted:

Seriously?
Or are you just kidding

That's how it starts, the dragonborn guy is being escorted to his execution.

[proch]

Metanar posted:

That's how it starts, the dragonborn guy is being escorted to his execution.

Oh well, I hoped for being executed for killing somebody and getting cough by the guards.
They I'd go all rampage during the execution and set the King who'd be watching on fire.
That would make me king and I'd rule all of Skyrim, conquer Cyrodill and then the rest of Tamriel, So I could go on crusades to the other continents.

[rinoaff33]

proch posted:

Oh well, I hoped for being executed for killing somebody and getting cough by the guards.
They I'd go all rampage during the execution and set the King who'd be watching on fire.
That would make me king and I'd rule all of Skyrim, conquer Cyrodill and then the rest of Tamriel, So I could go on crusades to the other continents.

I read that as "coughing on one of the guards". I suppose that's a capital offense in Skyrim.

[BobIsCrappy]

This thread.... this thread never changes.

[superstepa]

I knew this thread is popular, I still check the OP sometimes to have a giggle or two
But oh my god, this is the most popular thread on Facepunch

[Hmn30]

why is this the most popular thread

[ShazzyFreak0]

Jesus. It's like there's always a fresh wave of readers every month.

[proch]

rinoaff33 posted:

I read that as "coughing on one of the guards". I suppose that's a capital offense in Skyrim.

Well considering moving a spoon is a crime...

[mechanarchy]

Hmn30 posted:

why is this the most popular thread

ShazzyFreak0 posted:

Jesus. It's like there's always a fresh wave of readers every month.

pretty sure this thread must be undead

it just won't die

[Hoboharry]

This thread is pure gold.
Probably the best thread on facepunch since Shenanigansen's threads.

[Laferio]

What the fuck, look at the guests.

(User was banned for this post ("Ignored my warning, useless reply" - postal))

[BradB]

This thread really needs a Hard Delete.

[Aerkhan]

BradB posted:

This thread really needs a Hard Delete.

I'll hard delete your mother.
This thread is the best one that has ever happened on FP.

Edited:

BradB posted:

This thread really needs a Hard Delete.

I'll hard delete your mother.
This thread is the best one that has ever happened on FP.

[TomZa]

The greatest topic on facepunch ever.

[Psychokitten]

The OP needs archiving.

[Bombardier.]

BobIsCrappy posted:

This thread.... this thread never changes.

We need a "I Played Fallout 3/New Vegas Blacked-Out Drunk And Here's What Happened"

[OreoExtremist]

hahaha, so genius. Your the best drunk ever.

[NanoSquid]

Things like this are what makes the internet wonderful.

[atl101]

Bombardier. posted:

We need a "I Played Fallout 3/New Vegas Blacked-Out Drunk And Here's What Happened"

11/11/11 We need a "I Played Skyrim Blacked-Out Drunk And Here's What Happened"

[igamiwarr]

Oh man I remember reading this thread for the first time, it is still just as awesome