[matt wild.]

Just post exactly what you'd want.

[SkynrdFan1]

I wouldn't do anything because I can't release an update that I worked hard on without catching shit from some cunts because I broke their shittily coded LUA.

[Guy123]

matt wild. posted:

Just post exactly what you'd want.

I would attempt to make welds stop flexing(like ultra-welds).I would also like to try and fix most of the problems we have on Gmod today.

[Teddi Orange]

Would release an update with a hardcoded ban for you.



(User was banned for this post ("Don't be an arsehole to people" - UberMensch))

[matt wild.]

Teddi Orange posted:

Would release an update with a hardcoded ban for you.

Right back at ya

Oh and yeah we need a better weld tool.

Even though these are addons but if we had permission to we should have wire added to gmod as a basic tool.

[OogalaBoogal]

Weld tool will not get better. Period.
LOL :iceburn:

[matt wild.]

Guess you're right.

[Wtbalife]

A patch setting everything back to pre-Engine update times

[µMike]

Teddi Orange posted:

Would release an update with a hardcoded ban for you.

Fuck off teddi.

(User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - UberMensch))

[mr.killa]

I would connect all servers into one big world kind of like war of the servers!

[hexpunK]

µMike posted:

Fuck off teddi.

Don't defend the mattard, your dignity is not worth it.

[matt wild.]

No offense but that one hell of a mingebag idea :(

If that happened it'd connect the few of the servers with "lua viruses" to it and we'd all be spamming messages and jumping and hopping all day long.

Edited:

Lol mattard VERY ORIGINAL XD

[Teddi Orange]

Also, on a non related matter with a PM:

Pm that matt sent to Hexpunk, Flapjack and myself posted:

Hey , im not trying to argue with you at all but i don't apreciate the fact that you're trying to bug me on here with this " go away and don't come back stuff "

I'm not going away and im not even paying attention to this anymore , so im messaging you this to tell you
stop trying this as you're only looking like 12 year old fools

If you have anything you want to say fine pm me back but be mature about it.

And there's no one called Mattard in this thread. And no we wouldn't, as we would have antidotes, just like Gmod 9.

[µMike]

I said fuck off Teddi because Teddi is actually sexy. Fuck off Hexpunk, you have no dignity.

Edited:

Also, 4,000 posts in 10 months?

Edited:

Also you're ban'd so it doesn't matter. For a contribution, if I were Garry, I'd add nothing. The games already broken.

[matt wild.]

HAHAHAH thanks for helping notice that * SCREEN SHOT :D *

[Lexinator]

dynamic water or atleast the hud effects crysis has when you're being rained on

[SkynrdFan1]

Lexinator posted:

dynamic waterd on

Easier said than done... WAAAYYYYYY easier said than done... actually, I think that's impossible with the current Source Engine.

[jason278]

I would take out every spawnicon and replace them with pre Ob update style browse, no icons, just text

[Phycosymo]

jason278 posted:

I would take out every spawnicon and replace them with pre Ob update style browse, no icons, just text

If you look closer you can change the view of the spawnicons to text on the Q menu.

[Technopath]

I would add in an NPC that teaches all the cool kids how to write english properly.

[jason278]

Phycosymo posted:

If you look closer you can change the view of the spawnicons to text on the Q menu.

I know that, I mean for everything else. Like player models, browse, wheels etc

[matt wild.]

technopath posted:

i would add in an npc that teaches all the cool kids how to write english properly.

lol xd

[Satane]

Technopath posted:

I would add in an NPC that teaches all the cool kids how to write english proporly.

+1

[¦FlapJack¦]

This is the first thread matt.wild has ever made that actually has a usefull purpose.

I would firstly, add support for the :SteamID() function clientside. I really can't be bothered trying to make a module for it.

Secondly, I would make an anti-idiot system, where if anyone is an idiot, their computer blows up. Not looking at anyone in particular ^^

Another thing, I would attempt to do all of these things without making everyone else recode EVERYTHING IN GMOD

[/flame]

[matt wild.]

¦FlapJack¦ posted:

Secondly, I would make an anti-idiot system, where if anyone is an idiot, their computer blows up. Not looking at anyone in particular ^^

Then if that was added to gmod you'd be gone in one minute ,Hes not mentioning names cause hes talking about himself .

:iceburn:

Edited:

It would be rather nice if team fortress 2 sweps were added to gmod , like why add cs:s sweps and not team fortress 2 ones?

[¦FlapJack¦]

Yes, I am the king of idiots. I lost my account to scammers four times. I then ripped off someone else's film, and claimed it as my own in a failed attempt to gain fame on facepunch.

[-[ Fizzadar ]-]

L4D engine.

Or, Crytek engine.

[Nelson340]

I'd make L4D mountable, as well as including anti-minge tools in the game.

[matt wild.]

Agree with the top two post but l4d seems a long way off before its gmod based as they're different file formats.

Edited:

¦FlapJack¦ posted:

Yes, I am the king of idiots. I lost my account to scammers four times. I then ripped off someone else's film, and claimed it as my own in a failed attempt to gain fame on facepunch.

Yes and you also have no life following me around here.


:iceburn:

[bodenlan]

If I was Garry I would reset the forums to the way they was before -09 and then I would implant a very easy guide on how to create models and materials and addons and shit into the game.

[matt wild.]

That seriously would'nt work.

[smurfy]

Wtbalife posted:

A patch setting everything back to pre-Engine update times

Good job breaking all addons and maps.

[RR_Raptor65]

I'd fix fire so it won't burn indefinitely or burn underwater or disable explosions setting shit on fire in the first place.

Make gm_gridsize, gm_snaptogrid and gm_snapdegrees clientside.

Fix floppy constraints (not regular sagging due to weight settings, but dupe raped shit).

Make it so people can only noclip while using the toolgun or physgun.

Add a poly drawing tool to create collisionless surfaces to fill in gaps or to create windows in oddly shaped frames.

[dakerArt]

I would release an update which would kill DarkRP, so all this Mingery would stop.

[matt wild.]

To raptors idea of noclip i'd like to add to it , it should be just flying , sometimes people nocliping through contraptions destroy the idea of the contraption.

[UberMensch]

Just a quick FYI:

Regardless of the member, flaming is not tolerated. If you're caught being a dickhead to someone, you're going to get banned.

[matt wild.]

Who's this aimed at uber?

[punkyheX]

matt wild. posted:

Who's this aimed at uber?

Everyone, why would some people be immune to it

[matt wild.]

Thought you was the supposed to be know it all but just goes to show you dont have the right to say anything if youre talking about me and you keep getting banned.

Edited:

punkyheX posted:

Everyone, why would some people be immune to it

You just delete you're cookies thats how.

[punkyheX]

I never said I knew everything, you want that, go speak to Avon about physics. And most of that first sentence made little sense :confused: use commas fool.