1. Post #1
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    Blargtastic's Avatar
    August 2008
    5,034 Posts
    Well, the title explains the gist of it, what are some just plain ridonculous' reasons for being unceremoniously booted from tf2?


    Mine was not long ago and inspired this thread's creation, it was a hilarious ordeal. I was playing on a server and was just fine, and said fuck. And I got kicked, so I rejoin, not knowing what vulgarity I had uttered, as I had forgotten, the admin then told me I had sworn twice, but I checked the chat box and found nothing more, but I did find "jesus", I asked him and he didn't reply and told me to get back into the game and not to discuss it, I keep asking. eventually I give up and tell him how stupid it is to have a no vulgarity rule in not only an M rated game but in one where the characters swear themselves, and find myself permanently banned for "disrespecting an admin".

    go go go.
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  2. Post #2
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    Kylel999's Avatar
    January 2005
    3,937 Posts
    Someone said that the Heavy sucks and that he's an easy target. I quickly disproved him and everybody else who disagreed by getting over 30 kills in a mere 10 minutes. I was banned for 'hacking'. The other team was literally running towards me, and I was mowing them down.
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  3. Post #3
    XxAlchemyxX's Avatar
    March 2008
    46 Posts
    That's a dumb story.
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  4. Post #4
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    Blargtastic's Avatar
    August 2008
    5,034 Posts
    which?
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  5. Post #5
    Cidem's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,781 Posts
    I was at an arena server when one of the admins says "Every day you have a 20 % chance to earn a hat." so i say "No, its not, its completly random starting at regular time intervals." "NUH-UH UR RONG!11, bla bla bla..." Long story short: "You have been banned with the reason: Trolling"
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  6. Post #6
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    Me0wmix's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,515 Posts
    Backstabbed an admin.
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  7. Post #7
    NotPigeon's Avatar
    December 2008
    1,103 Posts
    I was on a server with this silly 'RED can't go behind the startup gates' rule. Long story short, I got kicked because I was in the little underground tunnel thing where BLU starts on Dustbowl 3.
    As a Spy.

    Newsflash:
    If you get spawncamped by a Spy, you are a retard.
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  8. Post #8
    The Gambler's Avatar
    May 2008
    863 Posts
    I was just kicked for "Hacking"
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  9. Post #9
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    xpod1's Avatar
    February 2009
    18,248 Posts
    I joined.
    They just kicked and Banned.
    PUT A FUCKING PASSWORD ON IT, THEN!
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  10. Post #10
    Wolf_Marine's Avatar
    August 2008
    614 Posts
    What's a ridonculous? Is it a rick-rolling donkey?
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  11. Post #11
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    TizzYcho's Avatar
    April 2009
    2,496 Posts
    Getting kicked out of a server for having a spray of the red spy saying "I fucked your mother"

    And the guys must have been like 17-20. They care about bad language...are they like, 12?
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  12. Post #12
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    xpod1's Avatar
    February 2009
    18,248 Posts
    What's a ridonculous? Is it a rick-rolling donkey?
    That's just Redonkulous!
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  13. Post #13
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    Kite_shugo's Avatar
    April 2006
    4,843 Posts
    I got kicked for "m+w1 pyro"

    But I was playing as a spy...
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  14. Post #14
    I'll donate $1,000 to a site that's based around chance but not $1 to a site that provides a community service :C
    yellowoboe's Avatar
    February 2007
    33,190 Posts
    Cussing.
    And it wasn't even a no cussing server.
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  15. Post #15
    Corpsy's Avatar
    May 2009
    837 Posts
    I was on the ATF server, i said to an admin that he was abusive.

    "Kicked for: Respek Deh Admanz"

    I joined and called the admin an illiterate shit.

    "Banned for: Respek Homes"
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  16. Post #16
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    *SnoopY*'s Avatar
    August 2005
    135 Posts
    I taunt killed an admin with the huntsman after the enemy team won a round and were finishing mopping us up. Then I got banned for "hacking"
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  17. Post #17
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    64k1's Avatar
    December 2005
    1,727 Posts
    Capping intelligence as a Spy when an admin wanted to whore the victory. He was a Heavy.
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  18. Post #18
    Vault-tech's Avatar
    November 2008
    402 Posts
    Votebanned for doing REALLY good. They only needed one more vote so I thought,"Why not?" So I votebanned myself.
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  19. Post #19
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    John Fisher's Avatar
    December 2008
    1,666 Posts
    I remember playing a server and then some admin just kicked me with high ping and its not even laging people and he says its against the rules to have high ping.
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  20. Post #20
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    Gunner th's Avatar
    September 2005
    1,253 Posts
    I headshot a cloaked spy while aiming for a scout once, got kicked for cloak cheating with spy.
    And once with the hunts man i held down the button too long and the arrow flew off behind me and headshot a spy who was about to backstab me, got banned for "aim hacking"
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  21. Post #21
    Billykins's Avatar
    June 2009
    11 Posts
    Aimbotting as a Soldier because I airshotted an admin.

    :3
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  22. Post #22
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    SGTNAPALM's Avatar
    October 2007
    22,475 Posts
    Aimbotting as a Soldier because I airshotted an admin.

    :3
    Because Aimbot can predict for projectiles.
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  23. Post #23

    May 2005
    5 Posts
    Aimbot with rockets doesn't exactly seem like the best of ideas..
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  24. Post #24
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    HubmaN's Avatar
    July 2007
    6,267 Posts
    "you've been online on this mariokart 24/7 server 13 hours, play a real map"

    I would give that admin a box of chocolates, seriously. I'm not even hurt.
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  25. Post #25
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    Lord of Ears's Avatar
    January 2007
    8,266 Posts
    Backstabbed an admin.
    this, and, not participating in the match

    I was too busy having an axe guitar solo with two other pyros standing to my sides shooting their flamethrowers in the air
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  26. Post #26
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    CharlesMan's Avatar
    July 2008
    1,988 Posts
    One time I was kicked for having a pornographic spray. That's dumb.
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  27. Post #27
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    Lord Ivan's Avatar
    September 2007
    1,118 Posts
    One time I was kicked for having a pornographic spray. That's dumb.
    Let me guess.


    Meatspin.
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  28. Post #28
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    Crazy_Farmer's Avatar
    April 2005
    2,364 Posts
    for using fists only as a heavy, i even managed to dominate some soldier on the other team and i was defending the intel
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  29. Post #29
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    CharlesMan's Avatar
    July 2008
    1,988 Posts
    Let me guess.


    Meatspin.
    No, something along the lines of engineers, but with a phallic object nowhere in sight.
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  30. Post #30
    Magnitude's Avatar
    April 2009
    217 Posts
    I got banned once for going civilian as heavy.

    Some medic was brave enough to uber me so I punched out a Lvl 1 sentry and the engineer who built it.

    Gooooodd times!
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    <3 Riutse <3's Avatar
    November 2007
    213 Posts
    Kicked for: Being too damn good with the Dead Ringer.

    It was a joke though. :V
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  32. Post #32
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    redonkulous's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,742 Posts
    That's just Redonkulous!
    No. I am.
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  33. Post #33
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    i_speel_good's Avatar
    June 2006
    3,276 Posts
    Kicked for spectating for waiting 5 seconds before joining a team
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  34. Post #34
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    IceCKryss's Avatar
    July 2007
    5,413 Posts
    Found a server that had sv_cheats set to 1. The admins were godmoded and using noclip. Now like any decent player I should have taught them the value of password-protecting your sv_cheats 1 server by crashing it, but I just wanted to get revenge on the invisible admin sniper that was standing near the edge of the sky and sniping me anytime I respawned. I used noclip, and flew around with a Kukri trying to land a hit. He finally noticed me after I killed his friend and kicked me. I lost the server on my list after that, but I should have finished the job, returned to the server and shot "ent_fire !picker kill" attacks at everyone.
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  35. Post #35
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    l337k1ll4's Avatar
    September 2007
    4,004 Posts
    "Hacking" I joined, got one headshot, and got banned, the guy I headshotted was AFK on the 2fort battlements.
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  36. Post #36
    keatonsworld's Avatar
    February 2009
    110 Posts
    Found a server that had sv_cheats set to 1. The admins were godmoded and using noclip. Now like any decent player I should have taught them the value of password-protecting your sv_cheats 1 server by crashing it, but I just wanted to get revenge on the invisible admin sniper that was standing near the edge of the sky and sniping me anytime I respawned. I used noclip, and flew around with a Kukri trying to land a hit. He finally noticed me after I killed his friend and kicked me. I lost the server on my list after that, but I should have finished the job, returned to the server and shot "ent_fire !picker kill" attacks at everyone.
    God-like!

    this makes me want to look for Sv_Cheats 1 servers.
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  37. Post #37
    PCRShade's Avatar
    May 2009
    1,083 Posts
    My In-game name was Seven gigabytes of Lolicon, and I got permabend from a scottish server with the ban reason "Worst name ever sick fuck"
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  38. Post #38
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    Crazy_Farmer's Avatar
    April 2005
    2,364 Posts
    My In-game name was Seven gigabytes of Lolicon, and I got permabend from a scottish server with the ban reason "Worst name ever sick fuck"
    I would have done the same you sick fuck
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  39. Post #39
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    ZestyLemons's Avatar
    September 2007
    8,388 Posts
    I got kicked for having the highest score as a demo
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  40. Post #40
    Roll a d100, 99? Deary me...
    cyclocius's Avatar
    January 2009
    8,560 Posts
    Backstabbing an Admin, playing as a sniper. I mean seriouslly, you do NOT farm acheivments while playing payload and expect no-one to attack you :@
    Permabanned: Disobeying an Admins orders.
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