[DVinti]

john_pelphre posted:

I can't even...

Oh my.. I never really judge music, but this is horrible..

[Squad]

I listened to Smell Yo Dick ages ago. I actually found it myself without anyone telling me to see it. I then told tons of people to watch it, so sorry about that.

Also, the girl just rhymed shit with shit and then shit and shit and then shit again.

[Joebob XIII]

[john_pelphre]

Joebob XIII posted:

:lsd:

What is this I don't even How the fucking I can't even what are people...

[Rank]

Joebob XIII posted:

Ok I fucking lost it.

[Darkster]

Enishi posted:

You obviously haven't seen the Warped Tour lineup.

Oh no...That is terrible. Both songs are indescribable. Just no.

[AutomataReturns]

Hell yeah.

[Doriol]

AutomataReturns posted:

Hell yeah.

Are you fucking kidding me? That's a great song.

[Shibbey]

AutomataReturns posted:

Hell yeah.

This isn't the BEST song thread, this is the worst song thread.

[kizza55]

Oh God, her voice makes me laugh just remembering it.

[Cluckyx]

Enishi posted:

You obviously haven't seen the Warped Tour lineup.

That first one actually upset me. I love my techno and electronica and that is a pretty fucking pimp bit of techno going on completely ruined by these squeaky talentless bitches.
FIND ME THE INSTRUMENTAL.

Joebob XIII posted:

What.


The.


Fuck.

[Generic Monk]

I've heard 'So cold in the d' before, it's utter shit but I've heard worse, namely the other video i the OP.

Enishi posted:

You obviously haven't seen the Warped Tour lineup.

The first one at least has a discernable structure, however terrifyingly bad it might be, the other one makes me want to fucking vomit and laugh at the same time, then stuff the vomit into my ears, which would be a perfectly viable alternative to listening to it.

NuclearDwarf posted:

now THIS sucks

What.


Oh, they're from Kazakhstan, that explains it.
The 'Anal Cunt' 'songs' don't even have any intelligible words.

chamon posted:

You all forgot Zlad!

It's fucking borat. If this isn't intentionally bad, I think I'm gonna kill myself.

chilapox3 posted:

OH GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAKE IT STOP I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER HOLY SHIT GODDAMN

t man posted:

The mysterious "Prit Stik" is my choice for all-time worst song.

That's not even music, that's not even... AH GOD HAHAHAHA

Crustycaveman posted:

chacarron?

I remember this one. It actually got onto the TV somehow. I remember thinking: 'What is this I don't even.'

Joebob XIII posted:

I thought this was a shitty mario remix type thing, then the 'singing' started and my mouth dropped about 2 feet.

AutomataReturns posted:

Hell yeah.

That's a hilarious song, not that bad actually.

[Cluckyx]

Have you noticed, in that Alcohol - Lets get fucked up vid.

They all look like bad clones of Amy Winehouse.

[Generic Monk]

Cluckyx posted:

Have you noticed, in that Alcohol - Lets get fucked up vid.

They all look like bad clones of Amy Winehouse.

She still looks worse.

[Agmemnon]

Some of the songs by System of a Down.

[davespetshoe]

[Billiam]

Who's the chick in the Zlad video, the accent is fucking lulzy.

[AutomataReturns]

Sorry I should've put it in the best songs thread. After listening again it is fucking amazing.

[PUNCHYOU]

Judging by the reactions in the youtube comments and from when I posted it, I have to say this is a pretty decent candidate for the worst song ever produced (it was a DVD extra on a movie that was distributed by Sci-Fi...), or at the very least a candidate for the most obnoxious non-Japanese song ever produced.

Oh, and for extra raeg value the movie the song came with was called Beyond Re-Animator, which is a sequel made by a seperate film studio for the cult classic Re-Animator, and would you like to know what that movie was based off of? The H.P. Lovecraft story "Herbert West: Reanimator".

[Patjo_sweden]

Here's some swedish gangsta rap!

[Larry_G]

lol

[Echidna666]

[MBGrimm]

^what the fuck.

[john_pelphre]

MBGrimm posted:

^what the fuck.

.

[kizza55]

MBGrimm posted:

^what the fuck.

Fuck the what. Although the video did make me laugh.

[Eyghorn]

Patjo_sweden posted:

Crap video.

Nice.

[Xenocidebot]

http://www.wired.com/listening_post/...scientific-at/

MP3: Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever
An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners. The song is not new, but it resurfaced on Dial "M" for Musicology.
Komar & Melamid and David Soldier’s list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children’s chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It’s actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone. (We didn’t think that was possible either.)

You can stream it there. It might not count for being intentionally hideous, but it's terrifyingly hard to listen to.

[xZippy]

Both of those sucks are equally shit.

[ventrilol]

ughhhhhhhhhnh

[Eyghorn]

:nyd:

[ventrilol]

Eyghorn posted:

:nyd:

[Eyghorn]

ventrilol posted:

Let me guess, you're a big fan of Soulja Boy?

[BloodyUrine]

john_pelphre posted:

Somebody told to watch a video called "smell yo dick" ( which is retarded all in its self). After finishing it, i noticed that there was a video linking it to called "Ïts so cold in the d" I listned to it, and, well...

I can't even...

Off beat, tone deaf, and just stupid ass lyrics, i belive this song is the worst ever fucking made.

they're still playing 3 years later

[ColinSSX]

ventrilol posted:

ughhhhhhhhhnh

ventrilol posted:

You. Out. NOW

[Risonhighmer]

Smell Yo Dick was playing after Blink 182 finished their show, as people were leaving. I think I was one of the only people who caught it, because I was laughing a shitton, and everyone else was just leaving all normally.

Edited:

We need another facepunch contest to see who can produce the worst song.

[Kyle v2]

AutomataReturns posted:

Hell yeah.

Interior Crocodile Alligator!!!

I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theatre!!!

[Generic Monk]

Enishi posted:

You obviously haven't seen the Warped Tour lineup.

The guy in the pink shirt sounds like such a douchebag I want to fucking rip his head off and shit down his neck. The terrifying thing is, some people actually like this music.
Also, this is my contribution to the thread.

My gayness meter just exploded.

[cheeseman52]

I posted this a few months back cough cough

Edited:

Never mind what you posted is ten times worse than what I posted. Thats pretty bad

[NuclearAnnhilation]

Jesus fucking Christ, this is the exact reason I hate Deathcore or whatever the fuck "core" it is. All "cores" are shit. Video wins worlds most horrible music and music video. And the singer is a chick! What the fuck.

Edited:

NuclearDwarf posted:

now THIS sucks

They aren't necessarily terrible, just funny.

[Sgt. Waffles]

ghuh posted:

This song so far is making my ears confused.

Really? It made mine bleed.