1. Post #121
    DVinti's Avatar
    July 2008
    50 Posts
    I can't even...
    Oh my.. I never really judge music, but this is horrible..

  2. Post #122
    Gold Member
    Squad's Avatar
    March 2009
    3,365 Posts
    I listened to Smell Yo Dick ages ago. I actually found it myself without anyone telling me to see it. I then told tons of people to watch it, so sorry about that.

    Also, the girl just rhymed shit with shit and then shit and shit and then shit again.

  3. Post #123
    Joebob XIII's Avatar
    August 2006
    1 Posts

  4. Post #124
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    john_pelphre's Avatar
    November 2008
    2,784 Posts
    :lsd:

    What is this I don't even How the fucking I can't even what are people...

  5. Post #125
    Rank's Avatar
    July 2009
    547 Posts
    Ok I fucking lost it.

  6. Post #126
    Darkster's Avatar
    July 2009
    182 Posts
    You obviously haven't seen the Warped Tour lineup.

    Oh no...That is terrible. Both songs are indescribable. Just no.

  7. Post #127
    Sometimes I put my nose in my dog's butt and I furiously squeeze his belly until he farts.
    AutomataReturns's Avatar
    May 2009
    2,379 Posts

    Hell yeah.

  8. Post #128
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    Doriol's Avatar
    January 2009
    6,484 Posts
    Are you fucking kidding me? That's a great song.

  9. Post #129
    Who wants to come to the aquarium later and watch me screw with the sharks?
    Shibbey's Avatar
    May 2009
    13,359 Posts
    This isn't the BEST song thread, this is the worst song thread.

  10. Post #130
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    kizza55's Avatar
    August 2007
    967 Posts
    Oh God, her voice makes me laugh just remembering it.

  11. Post #131
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    Cluckyx's Avatar
    October 2005
    1,429 Posts
    You obviously haven't seen the Warped Tour lineup.

    That first one actually upset me. I love my techno and electronica and that is a pretty fucking pimp bit of techno going on completely ruined by these squeaky talentless bitches.
    FIND ME THE INSTRUMENTAL.

    What.


    The.


    Fuck.

  12. Post #132
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    Dennab
    February 2007
    5,353 Posts
    I've heard 'So cold in the d' before, it's utter shit but I've heard worse, namely the other video i the OP.
    You obviously haven't seen the Warped Tour lineup.

    The first one at least has a discernable structure, however terrifyingly bad it might be, the other one makes me want to fucking vomit and laugh at the same time, then stuff the vomit into my ears, which would be a perfectly viable alternative to listening to it.


    now THIS sucks

    What.


    Oh, they're from Kazakhstan, that explains it.
    The 'Anal Cunt' 'songs' don't even have any intelligible words.


    You all forgot Zlad!
    It's fucking borat. If this isn't intentionally bad, I think I'm gonna kill myself.
    OH GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAKE IT STOP I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER HOLY SHIT GODDAMN

    The mysterious "Prit Stik" is my choice for all-time worst song.

    That's not even music, that's not even... AH GOD HAHAHAHA

    I remember this one. It actually got onto the TV somehow. I remember thinking: 'What is this I don't even.'

    I thought this was a shitty mario remix type thing, then the 'singing' started and my mouth dropped about 2 feet.
    That's a hilarious song, not that bad actually.

  13. Post #133
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    Cluckyx's Avatar
    October 2005
    1,429 Posts
    Have you noticed, in that Alcohol - Lets get fucked up vid.

    They all look like bad clones of Amy Winehouse.


  14. Post #134
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    February 2007
    5,353 Posts
    Have you noticed, in that Alcohol - Lets get fucked up vid.

    They all look like bad clones of Amy Winehouse.

    She still looks worse.

  15. Post #135
    Agmemnon's Avatar
    September 2008
    309 Posts
    Some of the songs by System of a Down.

  16. Post #136
    davespetshoe's Avatar
    July 2006
    62 Posts

  17. Post #137
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    Billiam's Avatar
    July 2008
    7,687 Posts
    Who's the chick in the Zlad video, the accent is fucking lulzy.

  18. Post #138
    Sometimes I put my nose in my dog's butt and I furiously squeeze his belly until he farts.
    AutomataReturns's Avatar
    May 2009
    2,379 Posts
    Sorry I should've put it in the best songs thread. After listening again it is fucking amazing.

  19. Post #139
    Dennab
    June 2005
    293 Posts

    Judging by the reactions in the youtube comments and from when I posted it, I have to say this is a pretty decent candidate for the worst song ever produced (it was a DVD extra on a movie that was distributed by Sci-Fi...), or at the very least a candidate for the most obnoxious non-Japanese song ever produced.

    Oh, and for extra raeg value the movie the song came with was called Beyond Re-Animator, which is a sequel made by a seperate film studio for the cult classic Re-Animator, and would you like to know what that movie was based off of? The H.P. Lovecraft story "Herbert West: Reanimator".

  20. Post #140
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    Patjo_sweden's Avatar
    November 2005
    1,992 Posts
    Here's some swedish gangsta rap!


  21. Post #141
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    Larry_G's Avatar
    November 2008
    2,974 Posts
    lol

  22. Post #142
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    Echidna666's Avatar
    April 2005
    4,860 Posts

  23. Post #143
    MBGrimm's Avatar
    February 2009
    694 Posts
    ^what the fuck.

  24. Post #144
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    john_pelphre's Avatar
    November 2008
    2,784 Posts
    ^what the fuck.
    .

  25. Post #145
    Gold Member
    kizza55's Avatar
    August 2007
    967 Posts
    ^what the fuck.
    Fuck the what. Although the video did make me laugh.

  26. Post #146
    Eyghorn's Avatar
    May 2009
    49 Posts
    Patjo_sweden posted:
    Crap video.
    Nice.

  27. Post #147
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    Xenocidebot's Avatar
    April 2006
    5,075 Posts
    http://www.wired.com/listening_post/...scientific-at/
    MP3: Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever
    An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners. The song is not new, but it resurfaced on Dial "M" for Musicology.
    Komar & Melamid and David Soldier’s list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children’s chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It’s actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone. (We didn’t think that was possible either.)
    You can stream it there. It might not count for being intentionally hideous, but it's terrifyingly hard to listen to.

  28. Post #148
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    xZippy's Avatar
    June 2005
    4,831 Posts
    Both of those sucks are equally shit.


  29. Post #149

    June 2009
    6 Posts
    ughhhhhhhhhnh

  30. Post #150
    Eyghorn's Avatar
    May 2009
    49 Posts

    :nyd:

  31. Post #151

    June 2009
    6 Posts

  32. Post #152
    Eyghorn's Avatar
    May 2009
    49 Posts
    ventrilol posted:
    Let me guess, you're a big fan of Soulja Boy?

  33. Post #153
    BloodyUrine's Avatar
    July 2009
    66 Posts
    Somebody told to watch a video called "smell yo dick" ( which is retarded all in its self). After finishing it, i noticed that there was a video linking it to called "Īts so cold in the d" I listned to it, and, well...

    I can't even...


    Off beat, tone deaf, and just stupid ass lyrics, i belive this song is the worst ever fucking made.
    they're still playing 3 years later

  34. Post #154
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    ColinSSX's Avatar
    February 2008
    2,413 Posts
    ughhhhhhhhhnh
    You. Out. NOW

  35. Post #155
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    Risonhighmer's Avatar
    June 2006
    2,395 Posts
    Smell Yo Dick was playing after Blink 182 finished their show, as people were leaving. I think I was one of the only people who caught it, because I was laughing a shitton, and everyone else was just leaving all normally.

    Edited:

    We need another facepunch contest to see who can produce the worst song.

  36. Post #156
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    Kyle v2's Avatar
    August 2005
    7,842 Posts
    Interior Crocodile Alligator!!!

    I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theatre!!!

  37. Post #157
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    February 2007
    5,353 Posts
    You obviously haven't seen the Warped Tour lineup.


    The guy in the pink shirt sounds like such a douchebag I want to fucking rip his head off and shit down his neck. The terrifying thing is, some people actually like this music.
    Also, this is my contribution to the thread.
    My gayness meter just exploded.

  38. Post #158
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    cheeseman52's Avatar
    June 2007
    2,186 Posts
    I posted this a few months back cough cough

    Edited:

    Never mind what you posted is ten times worse than what I posted. Thats pretty bad

  39. Post #159
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    NuclearAnnhilation's Avatar
    June 2009
    7,104 Posts

    Jesus fucking Christ, this is the exact reason I hate Deathcore or whatever the fuck "core" it is. All "cores" are shit. Video wins worlds most horrible music and music video. And the singer is a chick! What the fuck.

    Edited:


    now THIS sucks

    They aren't necessarily terrible, just funny.

  40. Post #160
    Sgt. Waffles's Avatar
    July 2009
    74 Posts
    This song so far is making my ears confused.
    Really? It made mine bleed.