1. Post #401
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    HeavyGuy's Avatar
    May 2008
    7,725 Posts
    I think the best method for doing that is to go offline, change your screen name to FBI Scammer Detection Bot, then message them back ;)
    I'll use this in future.
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  2. Post #402
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    January 2009
    4,383 Posts
    Anyone know any good groups to join to get scammed? I'm already in the popular official groups and am in that Kiffersstuebchen group that I heard is good for scams, but no scam attempts yet.

  3. Post #403
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    July 2009
    4,037 Posts
    Ehh i didn't get that far on this one.

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  4. Post #404
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    January 2009
    4,383 Posts
    Finally got one.

    Never tell your password to anyone.
    porkchop2539: holy shit i just got free steam games woooo i want to tell as may people ass i can do u want to know how so message me back and hurry!!!!!!!!!

    porkchop2539: hey u thare???

    Winston: yeah

    Winston: you still there?

    porkchop2539: ya

    Winston: I could go for some free games

    porkchop2539: ok go here

    porkchop2539: http://www.sendspace.com/file/tpz8oq

    porkchop2539: tell me if it works still

    porkchop2539: k

    Winston: what should it do if it does work

    Winston: also, downloading now

    Winston: finished downloading

    Winston: now what

    porkchop2539: umm it will add games to ur acount so u just log out for like 10 to 15 mins and then log back in then install then

    Winston: ok, what games though?

    Winston: wanted to make sure I got something good, like COD

    Winston: not some cheap shitty games lol

    porkchop2539: like css

    Winston: if it can include Half-Life I'm in

    porkchop2539: u can put all games and it will randomly choos five games to put on ur acc

    Winston: how do I know this is safe though?

    Winston: I'm pretty sure it is

    Winston: but still

    porkchop2539: i have a scan link if u want

    Winston: just a sec

    Winston: phone

    porkchop2539: k

    Winston: ok, going to log off

    Winston: also

    Winston: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

    porkchop2539 is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
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  5. Post #405
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    December 2007
    7,611 Posts
    Got mah first one today:

    Never tell your password to anyone.
    20 December 2009
    10:20 - SMYGALU: http://Steampowereden.tk Free Steam Games Only this Year.
    10:20 - Omolong Inra: O'Really?
    10:20 - Omolong Inra: You really think I am that dumb?
    10:21 - SMYGALU: yes
    10:21 - Omolong Inra: Ever read the FP Steam Scammer logs?
    10:22 - Omolong Inra: Yeah, they have people saying "Go to website.tk and get free games"
    10:23 - Omolong Inra: Oh, and
    10:23 - Omolong Inra: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
    10:23 - SMYGALU: HH@H@H@
    10:23 - SMYGALU: FUCK POLICE
    10:23 - SMYGALU: FUCK FBI
    10:23 - SMYGALU: FUCK YOU
    10:23 - SMYGALU: FUCK YOUR MOTHER
    10:23 - SMYGALU: FUCK STEAM
    10:23 - SMYGALU: etc.
    10:24 - Omolong Inra: I'd be logging if I were you now.
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  6. Post #406
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    June 2009
    2,928 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    DevildothGR The steam is proud to present free games for steam
    http://valvegiftgame.t35.com/
    krakadict: yea?
    DevildothGR: ye
    krakadict: hmm have to try that out
    krakadict: after i fuck my dog you fucking cunt!
    DevildothGR is now Offline.
    dickheads
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  7. Post #407
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    January 2009
    4,383 Posts
    Another

    Never tell your password to anyone.

    e jbg: *some scammer shit*
    Winston: seriously?
    e jbg: yes
    Winston: I'd like some free games
    e jbg: Just login man
    Winston: ok
    Winston: then what
    Winston: logging in now
    e jbg: you automaticly get all games]
    Winston: ok, logging in
    Winston: logged in
    Winston: wait
    Winston: no, it said password is incorrect
    Winston: what password do I enter
    Winston: well?
    Winston: do I use my steam pass?
    e jbg: yes
    Winston: ok
    Winston: logging in...
    Winston: logged in successfuly
    Winston: now what
    e jbg: Your username and password of your
    Winston: don't see any games
    e jbg: steam
    Winston: did I do something incorrectly?
    Winston: here, let me re-log, ok
    e jbg: ok
    Winston: hey, one more thing
    Winston: you still there?
    e jbg: yes
    Winston: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
    e jbg: omg man i swear i will not do that again
    Winston: lololololol
    Winston: fuck you scammer
    e jbg is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
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  8. Post #408
    Good job.
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  9. Post #409
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    November 2008
    960 Posts
    Well since people will always seem to post chatlogs and get flamed for it just post all of you chatlogs in here.
    I lol'd
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  10. Post #410
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    November 2008
    474 Posts


    Silly bots.
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  11. Post #411
    VikCreamCake's Avatar
    November 2008
    960 Posts
    ahahaaha reverse scammed
    Pwnt.
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  12. Post #412
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    January 2009
    4,383 Posts
    Another:

    Never tell your password to anyone.
    MW2 Helper:D: OMG get the new Call of duty modern warfare 2 for free in 30 days. Go to officialsteampowered.tk , login and click on free Call Of Duty : moder Warfare 2:D
    Winston: really?
    Winston: you there?
    Winston: hey
    Winston: Dude, you there?
    MW2 Helper:D: Yeah;D
    Winston: Cool
    MW2 Helper:D: And it works have just played it :D
    MW2 Helper:D: OMG get the new Call of duty modern warfare 2 for free in 30 days. Go to officialsteampowered.tk , login and click on free Call Of Duty : moder Warfare 2:D
    Winston: ok, so what do I do again?
    Winston: clicked the link
    Winston: now what
    MW2 Helper:D: go to the link on your internet and login.
    Winston: ok
    Winston: it's asking for a username and password
    Winston: what do I enter
    Winston: come on man, i seriously want a free MW2
    MW2 Helper:D: Just your steam name its steams site:D
    Winston: don't want to pay $60
    Winston: ok
    Winston: logged in
    Winston: now what
    Winston: well?
    MW2 Helper:D: Youu just click on the sign " Get MW2 Free in 30 days"
    Winston: ok, one more question though
    Winston: clicking the link now also
    Winston: you there?
    MW2 Helper:D: ??
    MW2 Helper:D: what
    Winston: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
    Winston: fuck you scammer
    MW2 Helper:D: GTH
    Winston: fuck
    Winston: you
    Winston: son of a bitch
    Winston: gtfo mah interwebz
    Winston: also, you're reported for scamming
    MW2 Helper:D: Suck Horse balls gay!"!
    Winston: have a nice day
    MW2 Helper:D is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
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  13. Post #413
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    May 2008
    7,725 Posts
    That was fucking epic. The above man is a winner.
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  14. Post #414
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    January 2009
    152 Posts
    It's funny "scamming" people with a name as "stem supurt" and typing like a retard.
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  15. Post #415
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    January 2009
    4,383 Posts
    Another. Guy didn't use a name.

    Never tell your password to anyone.
    ””” Hello, This is Steam Security.
    We have a guy saying the account you Juse to play one.
    This account will be Shut down For 6-7 Days.
    If this account is yours Please verify your Account name And password And E-mail.
    And Then steam support will have a look at your account.
    If you don't verify, your account will be shut down for 6-7 days.
    If you don't answer this question, your account will be Desabled.
    Winston: what?
    Winston: why>
    Winston: this is my account
    ””” We have a guy saying The account is his.
    Winston: I know you're Steam support, but it sounds unfair taking my account away
    ””” steam is sorry, But we need to be sure.
    Winston: just because one ugy says its his account
    Winston: guy
    Winston: well, isn't there another way than disabling my account?
    ””” You will get your account back in 6-7 days.
    Winston: why are you taking his word immediately?
    Winston: seriously man, please don't take my account
    Winston: this is my account
    ””” If this account is yours Please verify your Account name And password And E-mail, And Then steam support will have a look at your account.
    ””” If you don't verify, your account will be shut down for 6-7 days.
    Winston: why do you need my e-mail?
    Winston: I understand the password and name part
    Winston: shouldn't you already have it?
    Winston: it's verified
    Winston: hello?
    ””” You don't have to send E-mail, cuz we will find it whit account name and password.
    Winston: uh, ok
    Winston: changed your mind a bit fast there lol
    Winston: well, one more question if you don't mind
    Winston: I thought Valve said they'd never under any circumstance ask for your password
    Winston: I mean, it says it in plain words
    ””” Steam security can ask.
    Winston: underlined even
    Winston: Well, that doesn't sound right
    Winston: Gabe himself said
    ”””: It say steam support never ask.
    Winston: no Valve staff, not even him
    Winston: will EVER ask for a password
    Winston: I mean, I believe you
    Winston: but that's what he said
    Winston: wouldn't be right going against your own boss
    Winston: you know?
    ””” Only steam have No name, and Blue text.
    ””” But ok.
    Winston: well, not necessarily
    Winston: you can use /me
    Winston see?
    ””” your account will be shut down for 6-7 days.
    Winston: wait
    Winston: wait!
    Winston: please, ok
    Winston: one more chance
    Winston: what'd I have to do again
    ””” Just read this chat over again.
    Winston: ok
    Winston: hey, one more question, ok?
    Winston: I'll give you my name and pass in jsut a sec
    Winston: *just
    Winston: you still there?
    ””” yes.
    Winston: just a sec, phone
    ””” Don't have time for this, you will get your account back in 6-7 days Good bye.
    Winston: Why would Steam Security ask me for my password though it says they never will? Why would Steam Security use "cuz" and "whit"?
    Winston: Do you think I'm stupid?
    Winston: Fuck off you idiotic little shit
    Winston: stop scamming
    Winston: Have a nice day
    ””” blablablabla
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  16. Post #416
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    January 2009
    4,383 Posts
    Another, mostly in German:

    Never tell your password to anyone.
    Winston: cool, is that link real?
    Winston: can I get a steam upgrade?
    Winston: oy
    ♫>sNk★y<♫: jo
    Winston: you there?
    ♫>sNk★y<♫: login
    ♫>sNk★y<♫: paswort
    Winston: what password?
    Winston: Steam?
    ♫>sNk★y<♫: jo
    Winston: ok, one question though
    Winston: how do I know this is real
    Winston: and what do I do when I login
    Winston: what's it supposed to do
    ♫>sNk★y<♫: jo
    Winston: English please
    Winston: you German?
    Winston: Deustch?
    Winston: Espanol?
    Winston: Italiano?
    ♫>sNk★y<♫: deutsch
    ♫>sNk★y<♫: kanst du deutsch
    Winston: Woher weiß ich, das funktioniert?
    ♫>sNk★y<♫: kanst du steam fragen
    Winston: lol
    Winston: Aber ich mache mir Sorgen das ist ein Betrug
    ♫>sNk★y<♫: komm rein ich und meine freunde ist auch da
    Winston: Na, hast du mir nicht sagen, was dieser auch nicht
    ♫>sNk★y<♫: du machst alles und dann schreib mall killlller007 und dann siest du mich
    Winston: Sie im Grunde gab mir einen Link, keine Anweisungen oder nichts
    ♫>sNk★y<♫: nenene
    Winston: so ist dies nicht um einen Betrüger?
    ♫>sNk★y<♫: ne du kannst auch seam fragen das ist free spiele
    Winston: ok
    ♫>sNk★y<♫: weil der heute gebursag hat
    ♫>sNk★y<♫: und wegen des ist heute free
    Winston: müssen Sie wirklich, ich bin dumm
    Winston: fuck you Betrüger
    Winston: Sie berichtet
    Winston: Have a nice day
    ♫>sNk★y<♫: dein vater der hitler halt dein maul
    Winston: fuck you
    ♫>sNk★y<♫: fuck you Mist bid
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  17. Post #417
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    January 2009
    4,383 Posts
    Another:

    Never tell your password to anyone.
    Winston: is that link real?
    Winston: for free Steam games?
    lol: yes
    lol: ^^
    Winston: cool, what do I have to do
    lol: registry and choose game
    Winston: What pass do I enter
    Winston: it says name and password
    lol: steam
    Winston: ok
    Winston: one question
    Winston: how do I know this is legit?
    lol: idk
    lol: ask steam or so
    Winston: you don't know because you haven't done it
    Winston: because you're a scammer
    Winston: a shitty one at that
    lol: lawl
    Winston: fuck you
    Winston: Reported
    Winston: Have a nice day
    lol: lol
    lol: adee
    Edited:

    Another:

    Never tell your password to anyone.
    lolilol: hi
    Winston: hi
    Winston: what
    lolilol: men this the account of my buddy i need a account steam can i play in yours ?
    lolilol: no hacking
    lolilol: T_T
    lolilol: please
    Winston: ok
    lolilol: OK THANK YOU
    Winston: how will you access my account though
    Winston: you need my password?
    lolilol: yeah no hacking bro
    lolilol: trust me T8T
    lolilol: T_T
    Winston: ok
    lolilol: ok
    Winston: Name is: fuckyouidiotscammer password is: you'rereported
    lolilol: lol
    Winston: not a bad attempt
    lolilol: dont report bro
    Winston: at least you did something different than "GO TO THIS LINK GET FREE GAMES LOL"
    lolilol: im crying i really need a account to play
    Winston: QQ
    lolilol: i dont know how to build this kind of link
    lolilol: please help me bro
    Winston: You've been reported
    lolilol: no
    Winston: Have a nice day
    lolilol: dont report me
    lolilol: forgive me
    Winston: too late
    Winston: Shouldn't have attempted to scam
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  18. Post #418
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    August 2005
    4,631 Posts
    Oh come on, verificate? They're not even trying and people are still falling for this shit?

    We need Internet Darwin Awards.
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  19. Post #419
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    November 2009
    5,398 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    Admin#34.2: Hello, it seems your account has been logged in in more than one plece.
    Chadz: Im sure am only in one 'plece'.
    Admin#34.2: Place. Give me your username login and password or you will be baned.
    Chadz: Sorry my friend, but you don't work for valve.
    Admin#34.2: Yes, I do.
    Chadz: I have traced your IP address and you DON'T. I do, my name is Chad, I program in C++.
    Admin#34.2: i dont belive you
    Chadz: I have placed a 1 week ban on your account. You can chat, but you can't play games.
    Chadz: I can let go of the ban if you give me your login info, as I would need it to remove it.
    Admin#34.2: K i want to plae with my friend andy later we have aserver on cs
    Chadz: Ok, give me your login USERNAME first.
    Admin#34.2: ok its *****
    Chadz: Ok, I have referenced it to the desk men. Your password is?
    Admin#34.2: ********
    Chadz: Ok, please log out so I can remove the ban. Login in 5 minutes.
    Admin#34.2: ok
    Admin#34.2 is now offline.
    Admin#34.2 is now online.
    Admin#34.2: k now what.
    Chadz: Tomorrow your ban will be released. Do not log in until tomorrow.
    Admin#34.2: k, sorry about this i wnt do it agn
    Chadz: Don't worry, I hacked your account so you don't have to worry.
    Admin#34.2: WAHT?????
    Admin#34.2: GIVE I BAK
    Admin#34.2: ILL RPT U
    Chadz: Just log out and log back in.
    Admin#34.2: no
    Chadz: If you want it back, do it.
    Admin#34.2: OK FINE
    Admin#34.2 is now offline.
    Bitch tried to jack my account and I got his. I left its login into in a little metal box locked up in a cabinet, also locked
    He HAD some pretty sweet games too
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  20. Post #420
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    July 2009
    9,936 Posts
    Bitch tried to jack my account and I got his. I left its login into in a little metal box locked up in a cabinet, also locked
    He HAD some pretty sweet games too
    Holy shit
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  21. Post #421
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    HeavyGuy's Avatar
    May 2008
    7,725 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    24 December 2009
    13:20 - Captain Winrar: want free games ?? http://steamgames.xoxgo.com Injoy!
    13:20 - me: WOW
    13:20 - me: Really?
    13:20 - Captain Winrar: sure
    13:20 - me: hmmmm
    13:20 - me: sounds like win
    13:21 - me: so then
    13:21 - me: how many 11 year olds have you stolen accounts from?
    13:21 - me: ;)
    13:21 - Captain Winrar: fs
    13:21 - me: I'm not stupid
    13:21 - Captain Winrar: yes u are
    13:22 - me: Its general knowledge General Arsewipe
    13:22 - me: that the steam page
    13:22 - Captain Winrar: give me steam
    13:22 - me: is store.steampowered.com
    13:22 - Captain Winrar: with l4d
    13:22 - Captain Winrar: 2
    13:22 - Captain Winrar: i need some one hacked me :((
    13:22 -me: seen this one before
    13:23 - Captain Winrar: bb
    13:23 - me: are you serious
    13:23 - me: because i'll happily hand this to you
    13:23 - Captain Winrar: ok leave me
    13:23 - me: one sec i just need to find my password
    13:24 - me: and oh shit somethings happening just a sec...
    13:24 - me: my connections dropping i'll be back on in a sec
    Your state is set to Offline.
    Captain Winrar is now Offline.
    I changed my name to FBI Scammer Detection.
    Online now and rejoined chat.
    Captain Winrar is now Online.
    13:29 - FBI Scammer Detection: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database. Do not Leave you Household area. You are under arrest. FBI Agents will arrive to deal with you shortly. Do not resist arrest.
    13:29 - Captain Winrar: ?
    13:29 - FBI Scammer Detection: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database. Do not Leave you Household area. You are under arrest. FBI Agents will arrive to deal with you shortly. Do not resist arrest.
    13:30 - FBI Scammer Detection: Please Do Not leave your Household area.
    13:30 - FBI Scammer Detection: FBI Agents will arrive within the next hour
    13:31 - Captain Winrar: wow leave me fucking gay
    13:31 - FBI Scammer Detection: Your sentence will be decided in court
    13:31 - FBI Scammer Detection: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database. Do not Leave you Household area. You are under arrest. FBI Agents will arrive to deal with you shortly. Do not resist arrest.
    13:31 - Captain Winrar: kk
    13:31 - Captain Winrar: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    13:32 - FBI Scammer Detection: Please stay within household areas
    13:32 - Captain Winrar: block
    13:32 - FBI Scammer Detection: Units Are Being Dispatched.
    13:32 - FBI Scammer Detection: Changing IP's won't help either
    13:32 - FBI Scammer Detection: Thank you for your time.
    13:33 - FBI Scammer Detection: Alternately, handing over your details may prevent you from being arrested
    13:34 - FBI Scammer Detection: you should hand them over in 5 seconds
    13:34 - FBI Scammer Detection: 4
    13:34 - FBI Scammer Detection: 3
    13:34 - FBI Scammer Detection: 2
    13:34 - FBI Scammer Detection: 1
    13:34 - FBI Scammer Detection: 0
    13:34 - FBI Scammer Detection: FBI agents will arrive in the next hour and take you in.
    13:34 - FBI Scammer Detection: Please don't leave household areas.
    Well bugger me that didn't fucking work.
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  22. Post #422
    tgp1994's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,411 Posts
    They really had an unusual way of responding to that... saying "kkkkkkkkkkk" and then blocking you. Maybe they dont even know what the FBI is.
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  23. Post #423
    xFreaKL's Avatar
    December 2009
    68 Posts
    how can i get scammed?

  24. Post #424
    Scrammers like people witch lots of games.
    But I'm only thinking like that.

    Edited:

    Haha, someone called "Best Scammer in the world" added me to friends.

  25. Post #425
    Dr.Donut's Avatar
    October 2009
    174 Posts
    Scrammers like people witch lots of games.
    But I'm only thinking like that.

    Edited:

    Haha, someone called "Best Scammer in the world" added me to friends.
    How was your convo?
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  26. Post #426
    Roll a d100, 99? Deary me...
    cyclocius's Avatar
    January 2009
    8,553 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    Best Scammer in the world: Hi
    Best Scammer in the world: I want to scam you
    Best Scammer in the world: Can i?
    Cyclocius: Sure thing :D
    Best Scammer in the world: Ok
    Best Scammer in the world: Just give me the Account and pasword
    Cyclocius: Cyclocius
    Best Scammer in the world: And we'll pretend it never happened
    Cyclocius: IWBTG
    Cyclocius: I won't be able to contact you to complain at any rate :)
    Best Scammer in the world: Ok.
    Best Scammer in the world: Log out
    Best Scammer in the world: And ill try it
    Cyclocius: I can't, I'm downloading Dark messiah
    Best Scammer in the world: Aww
    Cyclocius: 89% at the mo
    Cyclocius: How about this evening?
    Best Scammer in the world: I'll try it tomorrow then.
    Best Scammer in the world: Make sure you are offline then
    Best Scammer in the world: See ya
    Cyclocius: I'll try to be
    Cyclocius: Seeya :)
    Best Scammer in the world: I'll go scam some more facepunchers
    Cyclocius: I'll post this on Facepunch >.>
    Best Scammer in the world: Please don't
    Cyclocius: Ehh
    Best Scammer in the world: Please
    Cyclocius: You make a compelling argument...
    Best Scammer in the world: Why?
    Cyclocius: Not to post it
    Cyclocius: I'll have a think about it
    Best Scammer in the world: I see
    Best Scammer in the world: Just post it
    Best Scammer in the world: I don't give a damn
    Cyclocius: I was going to anyway
    Best Scammer in the world: I'll go scam some more
    Best Scammer in the world: Bye
    Cyclocius: Seeya
    What a nice man.
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  27. Post #427
    What a nice man.
    Haha, someone called "Best Scammer in the world" added me to friends.
    what

  28. Post #428
    tgp1994's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,411 Posts
    Whats confusing?

  29. Post #429
    Whats confusing?
    Someone here is a Scammer.
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  30. Post #430
    thisisnotanaccount's Avatar
    March 2009
    776 Posts
    Best Scammer in the world, can you scam me?

  31. Post #431
    Dr.Donut's Avatar
    October 2009
    174 Posts
    Just got added by a scammer. Blocked him right away.
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  32. Post #432
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,545 Posts
    Haha. I want to get scammed...
    Waiting for that someone

  33. Post #433
    Gold Member
    Hmn30's Avatar
    December 2008
    5,887 Posts
    Someone here is a Scammer.
    not A scammer, THE scammer, the best one there is

  34. Post #434
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,545 Posts
    Saturday, December 26, 2009
    8:26 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Hi
    8:26 PM - Suttles: Hello.
    8:26 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Im the best scammer in the world
    8:26 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Give me your username and password
    8:26 PM - Suttles: m'kay
    8:26 PM - Best Scammer in the world: And we'll pretend it never happened
    8:26 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Good
    8:26 PM - Suttles: Yes sir.
    8:27 PM - Suttles: Are you a employee of valve?
    8:27 PM - Best Scammer in the world: No
    8:27 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Im a scammer
    8:27 PM - Suttles: O ok
    8:27 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Use your brains
    8:27 PM - Suttles: So here is my account info
    8:27 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Okay
    8:28 PM - Suttles: Username is
    8:28 PM - Best Scammer in the world: . . .
    8:28 PM - Suttles: Suttles
    8:28 PM - Suttles: password is
    8:28 PM - Suttles: 132343endo
    8:28 PM - Best Scammer in the world: THanks
    8:28 PM - Best Scammer in the world: I'll try this out in the evening
    8:28 PM - Suttles: Now should I log out and log back in?
    8:29 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Yes you should.
    logged out



    Still waiting to see what happens.




    OMG DUDE I CANT GET ON ME ACCOUNT

    Damn he is good.

    Edited:

    Hello, would you like chocalate, a hot russian bride, a gay husband, and a blow job? If so go here (http://obviousscam.tk). Then enter in your steam account details. log off for 30 mins then cum back
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  35. Post #435
    Gold Member
    ZombieWaffle's Avatar
    July 2008
    4,807 Posts
    cum
    Wat

    Somone try to scam me

    Edited:

    i am 3ed

  36. Post #436
    TGWTF9001's Avatar
    July 2009
    379 Posts
    Saturday, December 26, 2009
    8:26 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Hi
    8:26 PM - Suttles: Hello.
    8:26 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Im the best scammer in the world
    8:26 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Give me your username and password
    8:26 PM - Suttles: m'kay
    8:26 PM - Best Scammer in the world: And we'll pretend it never happened
    8:26 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Good
    8:26 PM - Suttles: Yes sir.
    8:27 PM - Suttles: Are you a employee of valve?
    8:27 PM - Best Scammer in the world: No
    8:27 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Im a scammer
    8:27 PM - Suttles: O ok
    8:27 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Use your brains
    8:27 PM - Suttles: So here is my account info
    8:27 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Okay
    8:28 PM - Suttles: Username is
    8:28 PM - Best Scammer in the world: . . .
    8:28 PM - Suttles: Suttles
    8:28 PM - Suttles: password is
    8:28 PM - Suttles: 132343endo
    8:28 PM - Best Scammer in the world: THanks
    8:28 PM - Best Scammer in the world: I'll try this out in the evening
    8:28 PM - Suttles: Now should I log out and log back in?
    8:29 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Yes you should.
    logged out



    Still waiting to see what happens.




    OMG DUDE I CANT GET ON ME ACCOUNT

    Damn he is good.

    Edited:

    Hello, would you like chocalate, a hot russian bride, a gay husband, and a blow job? If so go here (http://obviousscam.tk). Then enter in your steam account details. log off for 30 mins then cum back

    Sunday, December 27, 2009
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: why'd you add me as a friend
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: i've never seen you before in-game
    6:43 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Becuase I am a scammer
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: ah
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: of course
    6:43 PM - Best Scammer in the world: And I need your Id and Password
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: hmmm
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: only under one condition
    6:43 PM - Best Scammer in the world: ok
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: you must answer my three questions
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: ok
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: WHAT
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: is your name
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Superman
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: WHAT
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: is your quest
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: To seek the holy grail
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: WHAT
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: is your favorite color
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Blue
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: I meant
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Green
    6:45 PM - Best Scammer in the world: AHHHHHHHHHHH
    6:45 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: NOPE
    6:45 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: no password for you
    6:45 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Ok
    6:45 PM - Best Scammer in the world: see ya
    6:45 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: kthen
    6:45 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: bye

    He got me too.
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  37. Post #437
    Roll a d100, 99? Deary me...
    cyclocius's Avatar
    January 2009
    8,553 Posts
    Sunday, December 27, 2009
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: why'd you add me as a friend
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: i've never seen you before in-game
    6:43 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Becuase I am a scammer
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: ah
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: of course
    6:43 PM - Best Scammer in the world: And I need your Id and Password
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: hmmm
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: only under one condition
    6:43 PM - Best Scammer in the world: ok
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: you must answer my three questions
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: ok
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: WHAT
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: is your name
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Superman
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: WHAT
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: is your quest
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: To seek the holy grail
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: WHAT
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: is your favorite color
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Blue
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: I meant
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Green
    6:45 PM - Best Scammer in the world: AHHHHHHHHHHH
    6:45 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: NOPE
    6:45 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: no password for you
    6:45 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Ok
    6:45 PM - Best Scammer in the world: see ya
    6:45 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: kthen
    6:45 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: bye

    He got me too.
    He got me through the facepunch stalker group
    >.>

  38. Post #438
    Gold Member
    Chonch's Avatar
    July 2009
    7,212 Posts
    This thread is hella funny. Anybody got any links to major scam groups?
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  39. Post #439
    thisisnotanaccount's Avatar
    March 2009
    776 Posts
    Sunday, December 27, 2009
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: why'd you add me as a friend
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: i've never seen you before in-game
    6:43 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Becuase I am a scammer
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: ah
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: of course
    6:43 PM - Best Scammer in the world: And I need your Id and Password
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: hmmm
    6:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: only under one condition
    6:43 PM - Best Scammer in the world: ok
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: you must answer my three questions
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: ok
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: WHAT
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: is your name
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Superman
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: WHAT
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: is your quest
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: To seek the holy grail
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: WHAT
    6:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: is your favorite color
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Blue
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: I meant
    6:44 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Green
    6:45 PM - Best Scammer in the world: AHHHHHHHHHHH
    6:45 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: NOPE
    6:45 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: no password for you
    6:45 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Ok
    6:45 PM - Best Scammer in the world: see ya
    6:45 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: kthen
    6:45 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: bye

    He got me too.
    oh man
    monty python

    Edited:

    Something to add:

    Never tell your password to anyone.
    Sunday, December 27, 2009
    11:14 PM - devon_wargod: hi
    11:14 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Um
    11:15 PM - devon_wargod: would you like my password and username?
    11:15 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Yes
    11:15 PM - devon_wargod: okay
    11:15 PM - devon_wargod: username: d3v0nst8r
    11:15 PM - devon_wargod: password: ilikebacon
    11:15 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Yeah right
    11:15 PM - Best Scammer in the world: Oh yeah by the way
    11:15 PM - devon_wargod: no really it is
    11:15 PM - Best Scammer in the world: waht
    11:16 PM - Best Scammer in the world: ill try it later
    11:16 PM - devon_wargod: okay
    11:16 PM - Best Scammer in the world: by the
    11:16 PM - Best Scammer in the world: you fucking fail in an attempt to trick the best scammer in the world
    11:16 PM - devon_wargod: hahah sure
    Best Scammer in the world is now Offline.
    Best Scammer in the world is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
    Best Scammer in the world is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
    Best Scammer in the world is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
    Best Scammer in the world is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
    Best Scammer in the world is currently offline, message cannot be sent.

  40. Post #440
    Price_'s Avatar
    September 2009
    1,499 Posts
    Suttles: Hello sir this is john from steam software, would you like some free games?
    Price: Yes please
    Suttles: I can gift them too you on steam.
    Suttles: Go to smamandtrade.tk
    Price: Sounds legit
    Suttles: put in ur account creditendals
    Suttles: and dere u go
    Suttles: Here is one of my happy customers
    Suttles: Sittles: Woah ok! That sounds legit
    Price: You don't speak like an official VALVe staff member.
    Suttles: Sittles is offline
    Suttles: See?
    Suttles: Some people liked it
    Price: K ILL GO ON NOW!
    Suttles: and got their own account!
    Price: brb going on facepunch
    Suttles: ^^^
    Suttles: y
    Suttles: would u want on fp
    Suttles: facepunch is for idiots and nubs.
    Price: Post this
    Price: lololololololol shut up suttles
    Suttles: Noooooo
    Suttles: ho is suttles?
    Suttles: oh shoot my name is still suttles
    Price: Suttles: ho is suttles?
    Price: :3
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