1. Post #761
    HAND.CAT
    barttool's Avatar
    July 2010
    4,602 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    Stèämsupport: Hello, it seems your account has been logged in at multiple IP addresses. Your account will be disabled in 5 minutes if you do not provide the correct login details.
    Mat Richards: Wait- What?
    Stèämsupport:Hello, it seems your account has been logged in at multiple IP addresses. Your account will be disabled in 5 minutes if you do not provide the correct login details.
    Mat Richards: So in less than 5 minutes, my account will be disabled?
    Stèämsupport: Yes.
    Mat Richards: Oh dude, remember that party last night? I was SO drunk, but I think I killed that hooker. She said she could swallow all those forks.
    Stèämsupport: I didn't go to a party last night. I was stuck in my cubicle working for my boss fixing peoples accounts.
    Mat Richards: You weren't there? Man, someone there with me was named 'dumbfuckshitpenisvaginahandjobblowjobasscrack' and I swear it was you.
    Stèämsupport: Your account will be disabled in 2 minutes unless you provide me with the correct login details for your account.
    Mat Richards: It's been 7 minutes, and I really want to be disabled. When are you going to disable me woman?!
    Stèämsupport: Listen, I just want your fucking password because you have Garry's Mod. I have used Undead Patch, Pacsteam, Torrents, and everything else. I want to play Garry's Mod BADLY.
    Mat Richards: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
    Stèämsupport: NO DUDE! I WAS JOKING! DUDE NO! PLEASE! IM ONLY 9 MAN! PLEASE I JUST WANT TO PLAY GARRY'S MOD!
    Mat Richards: PWNED.
    Stèämsupport is now offline.
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  2. Post #762
    Euphe's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,293 Posts
    Part 1:



    Part 2:



    I did give it back 1 day later.
    Too bad it is fake.
    If it is not, givem e his account for a minute and i will check it. Then you can change the password.
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  3. Post #763
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    March 2009
    2,716 Posts
    Fishing site.
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  4. Post #764
    I pleasure myself while wearing Combine armour~~
    digigamer17's Avatar
    May 2010
    7,947 Posts
    Just got one.



    I wanted to talk to the hacker why he's doing this, but then again he hurried offline.
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  5. Post #765
    Gold Member
    nightlord's Avatar
    May 2009
    7,326 Posts
    Just got one.



    I wanted to talk to the hacker why he's doing this, but then again he hurried offline.
    I had someone say EXACTLY the same thing to me.
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  6. Post #766
    Dennab
    August 2010
    564 Posts
    I have got a lot of scam attempts in 2007-2008 when there was no email verification and i had only 8-10 games on my account :/

    But now since i hit 100+ mark, i didn't got scam attempts since 2009 at all ;(
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  7. Post #767
    I pleasure myself while wearing Combine armour~~
    digigamer17's Avatar
    May 2010
    7,947 Posts
    I have got a lot of scam attempts in 2007-2008 when there was no email verification and i had only 8-10 games on my account :/

    But now since i hit 100+ mark, i didn't got scam attempts since 2009 at all ;(
    May I scam you?
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  8. Post #768
    Bat-shit's Avatar
    October 2010
    12,810 Posts
    No one has ever tried to scam me.

    Good because their attempts would go in vain.

    That reminds me.. I haven't changed my steam password for over 2 years
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  9. Post #769
    I like cheese...
    lionheart1066's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,972 Posts
    Heres a little recreation of something I had a few months back in a chat room

    Scammer has joined the chat
    Scammer: Hey boys, I need a bf, join my group please?
    Scammer spams link to a .tk site
    Player1: I'm a girl
    Player2: I'm gay
    Player1: Your fake and ugly
    Scammer: Fuck you
    Scammer has left the chat
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  10. Post #770
    MadPro119's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,905 Posts
    Someone scam me. I wont report you. =D
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  11. Post #771
    gav618's Avatar
    September 2010
    1,082 Posts
    Fishing site.
    True its not like anyone here is going to try to type out that address from the picture. :)
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  12. Post #772
    Gold Member
    HeavyGuy's Avatar
    May 2008
    7,681 Posts
    I just got a phisher.

    I asked him if he wanted some tea and crumpets.

    He didn't answer and I didn't save the log because I'm a fucking idiot.
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  13. Post #773
    Teh_GuineaPig's Avatar
    September 2010
    58 Posts
    I get loads of spammers all the time...
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  14. Post #774
    Gold Member
    legolover122's Avatar
    June 2010
    14,643 Posts
    BRB joining random groups of random things.

  15. Post #775
    Gold Member
    XanaToast.'s Avatar
    July 2010
    8,395 Posts
    i was scammed yesterday, im now banned from steam until i pledge valve im innocent
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  16. Post #776

    September 2009
    809 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    VACSupport#4125: Hello sir.
    Captain Tightpants: Fuck off
    VACSupport#4125 is now Offline.
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  17. Post #777
    BmB
    Gold Member
    BmB's Avatar
    August 2008
    8,569 Posts
    I had this one guy insistently trying to sell me links to HD maps for L4D. He didn't seem to know what it was himself.

    Damnit I didn't log it. :<
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  18. Post #778
    Merry Fuckin' Christmas
    LuckyLuke's Avatar
    May 2010
    5,342 Posts


    Stupid spammers :buddy:
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  19. Post #779
    1.21 GIGAWATTS!
    brandonsh's Avatar
    May 2010
    6,556 Posts


    Stupid spammers :buddy:
    What. That's the stupidest thing I ever did hear.
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  20. Post #780
    Gold Member
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    October 2007
    6,550 Posts

    [TnC] fattony jr (No Voice): Hi dude!
    can you do for a favor? :)
    GAME SPOT & NVIDIA are devides 250,000 of the new game
    CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS for FREE to Steam!!
    please vote for me and ill vote for you
    just return me a msg :D
    http://www.steamcommunity-com-compat...5258.pagaz.net
    Go to the link. None of the images load.

  21. Post #781
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    May 2009
    7,354 Posts


    Stupid spammers :buddy:
    "Peace be with you" -Noah 17:07
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  22. Post #782
    mrbobcake's Avatar
    December 2009
    365 Posts
    I can't remember exactly, but it was something like this

    Steam Admin: Redeem you free games at www.blahblahblah.com!
    Me: I don't want free games.
    Steam Admin: Are you sure?
    Me: Yes.
    Steam Admin: Ok.
    Steam Admin is now offline.
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  23. Post #783
    Gold Member
    Matrix374's Avatar
    May 2010
    9,455 Posts
    i think my friend's account has been scammed.
    i dont know if that account is still the scammer's its been like 6 months
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  24. Post #784
    fpmankills's Avatar
    September 2008
    1,095 Posts
    Just happened now.

    {REDACTED}: Hey check that out (TK ADRESS) Steam is offering bf:bc2 for free omg!
    HetalMed | KF CHRISTMAS 11/14/1: Hey cool account stealer bro
    HetalMed | KF CHRISTMAS 11/14/1: I suppose you stole my friends account too
    {REDACTED} is now Offline.

  25. Post #785
    The King Of Zing
    minilandstan's Avatar
    September 2009
    14,866 Posts


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  26. Post #786
    TheFacePuncher1's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,147 Posts
    Criminal scum.
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  27. Post #787
    The King Of Zing
    minilandstan's Avatar
    September 2009
    14,866 Posts
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  28. Post #788
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    April 2010
    14,106 Posts
    After reading all this stuff to scare a scammer I hope some douche tries to.

  29. Post #789
    Gold Member
    Wormy's Avatar
    July 2010
    8,083 Posts
    Some people have tried to scam me, but they are just my steam friends that "thought" that you would get free games if you typed in your login info in a steampowered site that ends with .tk. *facepalm
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  30. Post #790
    killkill85's Avatar
    February 2009
    2,740 Posts
    This wasn't on steam,it was on WoW,but still,the only time I was (sort of,it could have been legit but still illegal)scammed:(not the real log,but it was almost exactly like this)

    Somefagname:hello,Ronston?
    Me:Yes?
    Somefagname:we have over 60k gold on this server,we also have a free rocket,would you like to buy?
    Me:Ahahahaha
    Me:Hahaha
    Me:Haahaha
    Me:Ahah
    Me:haha
    Me:hah
    Me:Oh god
    Me:Do you really think I'm gonna buy gold from you
    Me:Do you think I'm that much of a sap
    Me:I would report you if I knew how

    Yeah,I don't know how to report someone who PM'd me.
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  31. Post #791
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,756 Posts
    One time someone with the words "I'm a Steam moderator!" added me, so I naturally blocked and denied it. Turns out he was, because he had every single Steam game, and I heard from various sources that he was indeed a moderator. That guy would've been a cool friend.
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  32. Post #792
    Rad Cult Member
    Just2Rusty's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,756 Posts
    I'll re-add you tomorrow.
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  33. Post #793
    Gold Member
    Xonax's Avatar
    October 2010
    5,027 Posts
    I want to mess with a scammer, any good groups that has lots of them?
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  34. Post #794
    Gold Member
    legolover122's Avatar
    June 2010
    14,643 Posts
    some really lame scammer posted:
    Wallace Wells: Did you see that about you wrote on the forum? (steamcommunity.tk link)
    I'm shocked) XDD Write your thoughts.)
    The_Neon_Cookie: im not an idiot
    The_Neon_Cookie: its a .tk
    The_Neon_Cookie: moron
    The_Neon_Cookie: not falling for it
    (pause for a minute or two)
    The_Neon_Cookie: anything to saaaaaaay?
    Wallace Wells is now Offline.
    (went offline for like half a second)
    Wallace Wells is now Online.
    (reported for user misconduct)
    The_Neon_Cookie: you have been reported to steam
    The_Neon_Cookie: have a nice day
    funny because i never posted on the steam community forums in ages.

    talked to him again later. he said that he got hacked for the second time...
    likeley story :colbert:
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  35. Post #795
    PvtVain's Avatar
    February 2010
    4,838 Posts
    No one has ever tried to scam me :V
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  36. Post #796
    Z Overlord's Avatar
    October 2010
    193 Posts
    People tried it with me years ago but I blocked them. They are still in my "blocked" list :V
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  37. Post #797
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    October 2010
    2,532 Posts
    If anyone tries to hack me, this is my plan.

    RandomScamFag: Hello sir, blah blah blah we need your username/password for the safety of blah blah blah
    Me:*don't reply for a few minutes*
    Me: Here, I made an image so your steam chat filters wouldn't block my username and password. *not any filters, I know*
    Me: (URL HERE) I put it into a shortened link so you could access it without getting filtered. (link is actually a shortened link to 1227.com, go there if you're interested what it is.)

    Edited:

    I can't remember exactly, but it was something like this

    Steam Admin: Redeem you free games at www.blahblahblah.com!
    Me: I don't want free games.
    Steam Admin: Are you sure?
    Me: Yes.
    Steam Admin: Ok.
    Steam Admin is now offline.
    Blahblahblah.org actually exists. A quite interesting site.
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  38. Post #798
    Gold Member
    nmagain's Avatar
    February 2010
    9,391 Posts
    Which groups should I join to get this shit?

  39. Post #799
    Dennab
    July 2010
    5,639 Posts
    If anyone tries to hack me, this is my plan.

    RandomScamFag: Hello sir, blah blah blah we need your username/password for the safety of blah blah blah
    Me:*don't reply for a few minutes*
    Me: Here, I made an image so your steam chat filters wouldn't block my username and password. *not any filters, I know*
    Me: (URL HERE) I put it into a shortened link so you could access it without getting filtered. (link is actually a shortened link to 1227.com, go there if you're interested what it is.)

    Edited:



    Blahblahblah.org actually exists. A quite interesting site.
    Awesome site, i'll keep this site up till next year.

  40. Post #800

    November 2008
    103 Posts
    I can't find the chatlog but I remember reading one where the scammer was so stupid that the guy being scammed turned the conversation around, implied he was a Valve employee and the scammer gave him his information.

    That was a fun read.
    http://futuremark.yougamers.com/foru...ad.php?t=23914