1. Post #1
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    Dennab
    March 2006
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    http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiw...crets-revealed

    Crooks and Liars posted:
    This was too funny to pass up. We've known all along that Glenn Beck is a two-bit phony. Now we see how Glenn Beck gets himself properly weepy for the cameras: A little Vicks Vaporub.

    One might dismiss this as merely a one-off for this shoot. But you can hear Beck himself say:

    Beck: I think it's getting used to it -- my eyes are getting used to it.

    From regular and continuous use, mayhaps?

    The whole scene reminds us that Beck practices his schtick over and over before he performs. Which means he's gotten real good at working up those tears and choking up to say, "I love my country -- but I fear for it!"
    I know we're not supposed to just post an article without commenting on it, but it's really all right there in the title. The only way I can really comment is: "lmao"

    edit: well actually it looks like they're using it for a photo shoot which I think is common but he definitely implies that he has used it for this purpose before

    so this isn't conclusive that he uses it on his show but it's certainly a possibility. I REPORT, YOU DECIDE
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  2. Post #2
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    Glenn Beck, from what I have seen, is a complete nutter.
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  3. Post #3
    Dennab
    July 2009
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    hang glenn beck
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    November 2007
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    seriously the dude is bipolar or something
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    They need to put that a muzzle an him.
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    I'm not surprised. It's hard to believe anyone's really that stupid.
    But then again, he's got a lot of viewers.
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    CP doesn't necessarily have to have a victim, it's just that 99.9% of the time it does. The thing with pedos is that they've been demonized to be horrible no matter what, and I don't think that's the case.
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    Oh wow. I thought he was just absolutely batshit insane, guess he's just faking it for money.
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  8. Post #8
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    September 2009
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    Why the hell does he still have a show?
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  9. Post #9
    Dennab
    July 2009
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    because he has alot of viewers
    my dad is one :/
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    September 2005
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    Why the hell does he still have a show?
    Because a lot of people watch his show.
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    September 2009
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    he cant have viewers if he is murdered
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    I like the news
    Dennab
    July 2009
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    They should start using mace.
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    September 2005
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    he cant have viewers if he is murdered
    yeah kill people who disagree with you that's the way to do it
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    September 2009
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    yeah kill people who disagree with you that's the way to do it
    uh yeah its glenn beck so obviously
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  15. Post #15
    Dennab
    July 2009
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    yeah kill people who disagree with you that's the way to do it
    i kill you
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    November 2006
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    Huh. So that's how you do it in the biz.

  17. Post #17
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    May 2008
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    he cant have viewers if he is murdered
    :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: FOX NEWS ALERT :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:

    Glenn Beck murdered; crazy, far-left Obama supporter arrested.

    The FBI said today at a press conference that a suspect has been taken into custody for the murder of Gleen Beck, described by many as a kind, loving human being and a national hero.

    FBI officials say the far-left Obama supporter was upset over Glenn Beck's opinion on healthcare reform, and murdered Beck after he stated his opinions on healthcare reform on the air.

    "he cant have viewers if he is murdered," the Obama-worshipper posted to an Internet forum just minutes before firing a Rocket Propelled Grenade into the Fox Newsroom.

    "This just goes to show you what the Left will do to us," said NewCorp CEO Rupert Murdock. "They use barbaric violence to prevent us from expressing our political opinions."
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  18. Post #18
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    May 2006
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    If you guys have seen The Last Supper with Cameron Diaz and Ron Perlman, that's what I imagine Beck to be.
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    Dennab
    July 2009
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    :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: FOX NEWS ALERT :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:

    Glenn Beck murdered; crazy, far-left Obama supporter arrested.

    The FBI said today at a press conference that a suspect has been taken into custody for the murder of Gleen Beck, described by many as a kind, loving human being and a national hero.

    FBI officials say the far-left Obama supporter was upset over Glenn Beck's opinion on healthcare reform, and murdered Beck after he stated his opinions on healthcare reform on the air.

    "he cant have viewers if he is murdered," the Obama-worshipper posted to an Internet forum just minutes before firing a Rocket Propelled Grenade into the Fox Newsroom.

    "This just goes to show you what the Left will do to us," said NewCorp CEO Rupert Murdock. "They use barbaric violence to prevent us from expressing our political opinions."
    i can see them saying this
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  20. Post #20
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    Dennab
    March 2006
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    :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: FOX NEWS ALERT :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:

    Glenn Beck murdered; crazy, far-left Obama supporter arrested.

    The FBI said today at a press conference that a suspect has been taken into custody for the murder of Gleen Beck, described by many as a kind, loving human being and a national hero.

    FBI officials say the far-left Obama supporter was upset over Glenn Beck's opinion on healthcare reform, and murdered Beck after he stated his opinions on healthcare reform on the air.

    "he cant have viewers if he is murdered," the Obama-worshipper posted to an Internet forum just minutes before firing a Rocket Propelled Grenade into the Fox Newsroom.

    "This just goes to show you what the Left will do to us," said NewCorp CEO Rupert Murdock. "They use barbaric violence to prevent us from expressing our political opinions."
    but anyone who is "far-left" wouldn't really be an Obama supporter since Obama isn't really that left at all
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    Beck jokingly apologizes for ruining their street credibility and then tells his audience to never listen to them or buy the records.

    Haha. I don't really like Muse, but that was a pretty awesome thing to do.
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    MODS ARE FAGS's Avatar
    September 2009
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    Huh. So that's how you do it in the biz.
    Yeah you little budding actor, you.

    Develop a way to cry as realistic as possible and laugh as realistic as possible using any tricks you got and you'll make it.

  24. Post #24
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    August 2007
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    Glenn Beck, from what I have seen, is a complete nutter.
    This guy is far worse:
    What a cute little slide show he made too.
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    This guy is far worse:

    What a cute little slide show he made too.
    Why, because he's fucking right?
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    Why, because he's fucking right?
    You honestly believe him?
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    MODS ARE FAGS's Avatar
    September 2009
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    Why, because he's fucking right?
    Don't even try arguing with him, he's a far right homophobic uneducated poster.

    Hey, why don't you get a show on Fox Boba_Fett! Just need to get you some vaporub and you're all set!
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    August 2005
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    Glenn needs to take some vicodin.

  30. Post #30
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    January 2008
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    This guy is far worse:
    What a cute little slide show he made too.
    No that guy is much, much more sane then Glenn Beck.
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    August 2007
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    Don't even try arguing with him, he's a far right homophobic uneducated poster.

    Hey, why don't you get a show on Fox Boba_Fett! Just need to get you some vaporub and you're all set!
    I'm not far right.
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    May 2006
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    You honestly believe him?
    Do you honestly believe the shit that spews out of your own mouth?
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    September 2009
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    I'm not far right.
    Fooled me.
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    but anyone who is "far-left" wouldn't really be an Obama supporter since Obama isn't really that left at all
    that's the joke
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    August 2007
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    Do you honestly believe the shit that spews out of your own mouth?
    I use a keyboard.
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  36. Post #36
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    Dennab
    February 2006
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    I use a keyboard.
    ice burn
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    Don't even try arguing with him, he's a far right homophobic uneducated poster.

    Hey, why don't you get a show on Fox Boba_Fett! Just need to get you some vaporub and you're all set!
    He's far right because he does not think that republicans are twiddling their beards plotting the death of all americans ? and you have the nerve to call Beck crazy ?
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    September 2009
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    He's far right because he does not think that republicans are twiddling their beards plotting the death of all americans ? and you have the nerve to call Beck crazy ?
    what

    Edited:

    I didn't actually call Beck crazy, I was just poking fun at Boba Fett because he does this in every thread
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    May 2008
    150 Posts
    what

    Edited:

    I didn't actually call Beck crazy, I was just poking fun at Boba Fett because he does this in every thread
    Not familliar with most of this guy's other posts so please forgive me if I missed something of importance . I probably misunderstood your intention, please elaborate
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    what

    Edited:

    I didn't actually call Beck crazy, I was just poking fun at Boba Fett because he does this in every thread
    Most of my posts are half serious.
    But I always get some liberal fuming mad at me. It's actually entertaining.
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