[SigmaLambda]

http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiw...crets-revealed

Crooks and Liars posted:

This was too funny to pass up. We've known all along that Glenn Beck is a two-bit phony. Now we see how Glenn Beck gets himself properly weepy for the cameras: A little Vicks Vaporub.

One might dismiss this as merely a one-off for this shoot. But you can hear Beck himself say:

Beck: I think it's getting used to it -- my eyes are getting used to it.

From regular and continuous use, mayhaps?

The whole scene reminds us that Beck practices his schtick over and over before he performs. Which means he's gotten real good at working up those tears and choking up to say, "I love my country -- but I fear for it!"

I know we're not supposed to just post an article without commenting on it, but it's really all right there in the title. The only way I can really comment is: "lmao"

edit: well actually it looks like they're using it for a photo shoot which I think is common but he definitely implies that he has used it for this purpose before

so this isn't conclusive that he uses it on his show but it's certainly a possibility. I REPORT, YOU DECIDE

[radioactive]

Glenn Beck, from what I have seen, is a complete nutter.

[bobste]

hang glenn beck

[ShaunOfTheLive]

seriously the dude is bipolar or something

[lmaoboat]

They need to put that a muzzle an him.

[sp00ks]

I'm not surprised. It's hard to believe anyone's really that stupid.
But then again, he's got a lot of viewers.

[Cheesemonkey]

Oh wow. I thought he was just absolutely batshit insane, guess he's just faking it for money.

[Goatham]

Why the hell does he still have a show?

[bobste]

because he has alot of viewers
my dad is one :/

[waffles16]

Goatham posted:

Why the hell does he still have a show?

Because a lot of people watch his show.

[Goatham]

he cant have viewers if he is murdered

[PassTheBong]

They should start using mace.

[waffles16]

Goatham posted:

he cant have viewers if he is murdered

yeah kill people who disagree with you that's the way to do it

[Goatham]

waffles16 posted:

yeah kill people who disagree with you that's the way to do it

uh yeah its glenn beck so obviously

[bobste]

waffles16 posted:

yeah kill people who disagree with you that's the way to do it

i kill you

[protoAuthor]

Huh. So that's how you do it in the biz.

[Doug52392]

Goatham posted:

he cant have viewers if he is murdered

:siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: FOX NEWS ALERT :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:

Glenn Beck murdered; crazy, far-left Obama supporter arrested.

The FBI said today at a press conference that a suspect has been taken into custody for the murder of Gleen Beck, described by many as a kind, loving human being and a national hero.

FBI officials say the far-left Obama supporter was upset over Glenn Beck's opinion on healthcare reform, and murdered Beck after he stated his opinions on healthcare reform on the air.

"he cant have viewers if he is murdered," the Obama-worshipper posted to an Internet forum just minutes before firing a Rocket Propelled Grenade into the Fox Newsroom.

"This just goes to show you what the Left will do to us," said NewCorp CEO Rupert Murdock. "They use barbaric violence to prevent us from expressing our political opinions."

[POLOPOZOZO]

If you guys have seen The Last Supper with Cameron Diaz and Ron Perlman, that's what I imagine Beck to be.

[bobste]

Doug52392 posted:

:siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: FOX NEWS ALERT :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:

Glenn Beck murdered; crazy, far-left Obama supporter arrested.

The FBI said today at a press conference that a suspect has been taken into custody for the murder of Gleen Beck, described by many as a kind, loving human being and a national hero.

FBI officials say the far-left Obama supporter was upset over Glenn Beck's opinion on healthcare reform, and murdered Beck after he stated his opinions on healthcare reform on the air.

"he cant have viewers if he is murdered," the Obama-worshipper posted to an Internet forum just minutes before firing a Rocket Propelled Grenade into the Fox Newsroom.

"This just goes to show you what the Left will do to us," said NewCorp CEO Rupert Murdock. "They use barbaric violence to prevent us from expressing our political opinions."

i can see them saying this

[SigmaLambda]

Doug52392 posted:

:siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: FOX NEWS ALERT :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:

Glenn Beck murdered; crazy, far-left Obama supporter arrested.

The FBI said today at a press conference that a suspect has been taken into custody for the murder of Gleen Beck, described by many as a kind, loving human being and a national hero.

FBI officials say the far-left Obama supporter was upset over Glenn Beck's opinion on healthcare reform, and murdered Beck after he stated his opinions on healthcare reform on the air.

"he cant have viewers if he is murdered," the Obama-worshipper posted to an Internet forum just minutes before firing a Rocket Propelled Grenade into the Fox Newsroom.

"This just goes to show you what the Left will do to us," said NewCorp CEO Rupert Murdock. "They use barbaric violence to prevent us from expressing our political opinions."

but anyone who is "far-left" wouldn't really be an Obama supporter since Obama isn't really that left at all

[Morbo!!!]

Related:
http://revivl.com/news/artist-news/g...or-retraction/

[pie_is_good]

Morbo!!! posted:

Related:
http://revivl.com/news/artist-news/g...or-retraction/

Beck jokingly apologizes for ruining their street credibility and then tells his audience to never listen to them or buy the records.

Haha. I don't really like Muse, but that was a pretty awesome thing to do.

[MODS ARE FAGS]

protoAuthor posted:

Huh. So that's how you do it in the biz.

Yeah you little budding actor, you.

Develop a way to cry as realistic as possible and laugh as realistic as possible using any tricks you got and you'll make it.

[Boba_Fett]

radioactive posted:

Glenn Beck, from what I have seen, is a complete nutter.

This guy is far worse:

What a cute little slide show he made too.

[bobste]

Morbo!!! posted:

Related:
http://revivl.com/news/artist-news/g...or-retraction/

lol

[POLOPOZOZO]

Boba_Fett posted:

This guy is far worse:

What a cute little slide show he made too.

Why, because he's fucking right?

[Boba_Fett]

POLOPOZOZO posted:

Why, because he's fucking right?

You honestly believe him?

[MODS ARE FAGS]

POLOPOZOZO posted:

Why, because he's fucking right?

Don't even try arguing with him, he's a far right homophobic uneducated poster.

Hey, why don't you get a show on Fox Boba_Fett! Just need to get you some vaporub and you're all set!

[TAU!]

Glenn needs to take some vicodin.

[pie_is_good]

Boba_Fett posted:

This guy is far worse:

What a cute little slide show he made too.

No that guy is much, much more sane then Glenn Beck.

[Boba_Fett]

MODS ARE FAGS posted:

Don't even try arguing with him, he's a far right homophobic uneducated poster.

Hey, why don't you get a show on Fox Boba_Fett! Just need to get you some vaporub and you're all set!

I'm not far right.

[POLOPOZOZO]

Boba_Fett posted:

You honestly believe him?

Do you honestly believe the shit that spews out of your own mouth?

[MODS ARE FAGS]

Boba_Fett posted:

I'm not far right.

Fooled me.

[djshox]

SigmaLambda posted:

but anyone who is "far-left" wouldn't really be an Obama supporter since Obama isn't really that left at all

that's the joke

[Boba_Fett]

POLOPOZOZO posted:

Do you honestly believe the shit that spews out of your own mouth?

I use a keyboard.

[Conscript]

Boba_Fett posted:

I use a keyboard.

ice burn

[salt1]

MODS ARE FAGS posted:

Don't even try arguing with him, he's a far right homophobic uneducated poster.

Hey, why don't you get a show on Fox Boba_Fett! Just need to get you some vaporub and you're all set!

He's far right because he does not think that republicans are twiddling their beards plotting the death of all americans ? and you have the nerve to call Beck crazy ?

[MODS ARE FAGS]

salt1 posted:

He's far right because he does not think that republicans are twiddling their beards plotting the death of all americans ? and you have the nerve to call Beck crazy ?

what

Edited:

I didn't actually call Beck crazy, I was just poking fun at Boba Fett because he does this in every thread

[salt1]

MODS ARE FAGS posted:

what

Edited:

I didn't actually call Beck crazy, I was just poking fun at Boba Fett because he does this in every thread

Not familliar with most of this guy's other posts so please forgive me if I missed something of importance . I probably misunderstood your intention, please elaborate

[Boba_Fett]

MODS ARE FAGS posted:

what

Edited:

I didn't actually call Beck crazy, I was just poking fun at Boba Fett because he does this in every thread

Most of my posts are half serious.
But I always get some liberal fuming mad at me. It's actually entertaining.