1. Post #1
    It's a trap.
    D2K5S1's Avatar
    October 2006
    1,364 Posts
    I was looking up something on google (slightly related to penises), and I came upon this, it's a strapon vagina, it also looks like a vagina of a woman in her late 90's (not that I would know what a vagina for a woman that old looks like).

    Pictures (NSFW)
    http://www.stockroom.com/common/images/products/C724/C724.jpg
    [url]http://www.rosesturn.net/images/image.jpg[/url]
    [url]http://www.rosesturn.net/images/pocket.jpg[/url]
    [url]http://www.transgendered.net/images/mastur017.jpg[/url]
    Now, I do understand this is for transgendered guys and drag queens, but christ, that vagina looks disgusting as hell, I can't imagine this looking good on anyone. D:

    Some quotes from the site.
    The Bladder Vee-String Female Vagina Prosthesis is designed to fulfill the feminine illusion. Your penis is placed into a hole in the bladder, which holds you in place. The bladder does not hold liquid, but allows for an even flow. This allows urination in a sitting position as a female without removal or adjustment. The Bladder Vee String Female Vagina Prosthesis is made of pure liquid latex rubber which is hand brushed into a mold with up to twelve coats for each of the custom made products. There are three to four different colors of tinted latex in each product. The hair is sewn on by hand and adhered to the back with liquid latex. This product is $229.99 plus shipping and handling.
    Q: Can the vagina be penetrated?
    A: Yes. It is modeled to the size of an adult female vagina and can be penetrated by an average adult male penis. However, there is no canal or sleeve to accommodate the penis. There is just a slit in the bottom of the vagina. The latex memory allows it to stretch and return to a normal size. Treat it as you would any female vagina...with tenderness.
    Item: Secret Scent

    Apply a small dab to the pubic hair of your Vee-String. You will experience a realistic female aroma (I can't help but imagine the smell of rotten fish from a 90 year old womans vagina :ohdear:). Size: .5 oz.

    Price: $ 24.99 plus shipping and handling.
    I wouldn't be surprised if someone from Facepunch bought one though, it might even help the guy who pisses in his bottles.

    I totally forgot the link for this: http://www.rosesturn.net/vstring2.html
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  2. Post #2
    goatse
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    January 2006
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    uhguhguhg
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  3. Post #3
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    July 2008
    1,541 Posts
    I... er... um... what?

    :geno:
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  4. Post #4
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    April 2008
    71 Posts
    hahahahahahahahahahahah I like that reference and nasttyyy stuff
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  5. Post #5
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    September 2009
    677 Posts
    Oh god
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  6. Post #6
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    September 2005
    1,670 Posts
    What, it even has a fake anus :O
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  7. Post #7
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,393 Posts
    Wow. Talk about awesome.


    Does your male partner not have a vagina? Do you not want to pay money for his sex change? Buy this today to save money!
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  8. Post #8
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    June 2006
    411 Posts
    Good show sir, good show :golfclap:
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  9. Post #9
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    August 2009
    1,293 Posts
    Can you say gaybow?
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  10. Post #10
    Delicious Caramel
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    June 2006
    1,423 Posts
    I'll take twelve.
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  11. Post #11
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,393 Posts
    I'll take twelve.
    1 for me, one for you, and one for 10 others .
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    September 2008
    7,647 Posts
    :wtc:
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  13. Post #13
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    June 2008
    1,186 Posts
    Oh god, that thing goes up your ass. :ohdear:
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  14. Post #14
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    October 2009
    1,415 Posts
    My eyes!

  15. Post #15
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    September 2006
    807 Posts
    Uuuaaaaghhhh! It's got a fake pooper and everything!
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  16. Post #16
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    May 2006
    5,749 Posts
    That is fucking sick, seriously who the fuck makes this shit.
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    December 2008
    347 Posts
    Thats just.... Silly.
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    November 2008
    535 Posts
    Oh god, that thing goes up your ass. :ohdear:
    D: That's why it has a fake one.

  20. Post #20
    Warren Holzem's Avatar
    October 2009
    1,019 Posts
    I don't understand... Where does your dick go?
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  21. Post #21
    Delicious Caramel
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    June 2006
    1,423 Posts
    1 for me, one for you, and one for 10 others .
    How else am I going to have twelve vaginas?

    Bet you didn't think about that.
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  22. Post #22
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    September 2008
    1,224 Posts
    What? I don't even...or do I?
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  23. Post #23
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    October 2009
    1,968 Posts
    What the fuck? Who gets turned on by this?
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  24. Post #24
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    July 2009
    307 Posts
    :gay: :gay: :gay:
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  25. Post #25
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    February 2007
    1,641 Posts
    why the fuck would someone make this shit.
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  26. Post #26
    It's a trap.
    D2K5S1's Avatar
    October 2006
    1,364 Posts
    Oh god, that thing goes up your ass. :ohdear:
    But then you would shit out of your vagina. D:
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  27. Post #27
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    Dennab
    June 2009
    6,257 Posts
    Umm... I like a bit of hair but that's just disgusting. Also what kind of pussy looks like that?
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    July 2005
    2,434 Posts
    What the fuck? Who gets turned on by this?
    uhhh...
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  29. Post #29
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,393 Posts
    What the fuck? Who gets turned on by this?
    I do
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  30. Post #30
    Huge Faggot #1
    Ramen's Avatar
    May 2005
    336 Posts
    Umm... I like a bit of hair but that's just disgusting. Also what kind of pussy looks like that?
    A latex one, apparently.

  31. Post #31
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    Daolpu's Avatar
    March 2007
    2,157 Posts
    I get it, that long extending bit goes up your ass and then you tuck your junk down in the front. What a clever trap.
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  32. Post #32
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    November 2008
    1,344 Posts
    why
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  33. Post #33
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    August 2007
    9,764 Posts
    What the fuck? Who gets turned on by this?
    Top of the mornin', sport.
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  34. Post #34
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    April 2009
    3,436 Posts
    Oh god oh man oh god

  35. Post #35
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    StupidUsername67's Avatar
    August 2007
    3,745 Posts
    Umm... I like a bit of hair but that's just disgusting. Also what kind of pussy looks like that?
    a vagina belonging to a person that's very close to death
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  36. Post #36
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    May 2008
    3,082 Posts
    I don't think we have anyone on here who bought one of those.

    Which is surprising, given Mudkipslol's... unique... purchase.

  37. Post #37
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    October 2006
    1,021 Posts
    The things I have seen in this thread can never be unseen...
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  38. Post #38
    hang you're self
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    March 2008
    4,699 Posts
    http://www.rosesturn.net/images/pocket.jpg
    This image will be forever imprinted into my mind. :geno:
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  39. Post #39
    Triumph Forks's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,689 Posts
    I'd probably get one of these plus a strapon for my gf

    Edited:

    What the fuck? Who gets turned on by this?
    O hai der
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  40. Post #40
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    July 2008
    1,541 Posts
    But then you would shit out of your vagina. D:
    http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=861829
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