[FlameCow]

You wake up in some odd looking hallway.

You have a .38.
You can view your inventory at any time by saying inventory.
What should you do now?

[Jake Nukem]

Check that the revolver is loaded, and if it is, go back to sleep.

[lilcheeselad]

have a fucked up dream about rainbows and what not

[Gregah]

Check the revolver.

If there is any ammunition in it, point to head.

Pull the trigger.

We won't make it through the night anyways, might as well end the misery.

[KigJow]

Look at yourself and realize that you are the zombie.

[FlameCow]

You check to see if the revolver is loaded.

Nope, no ammo.
You go to sleep.


You dream about badly drawn stick figures and rainbows.

You wake up from hearing a banging noise on the door.

You check to see if you're a zombie, you're not.

[Gregah]

take off all your clothes, get an erection and open the door.
Stab whoever is banging in the door with said erection.

[lilcheeselad]

slowly open the door, getting ready to slam the back of the pistol into the head of the knocker

[Jake Nukem]

Ask who it is, if you get no reply, then do nothing, if you hear something (Moan, hey, etc.) invite them in for tea and biscuits.

[FlameCow]

You slowly open the door, getting ready to whack anything on the other side.
You open the door.

ALL OF A SUDDEN...



Nothing happens. It's pretty dark out there. Maybe you should look about for a light source.

[Jake Nukem]

Screw the light, run ahead blindly 'till you find something on the other end.

[aggz]

charge forward, arms flailing, eyes closed and screaming

[FlameCow]

You're about to run out into the darkness when all of a sudden..

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

It's rushing straight towards you!

[lilcheeselad]

Kick him back into the darkness, slam the door shut and hold it shut, look around the room for anything that can help you

[FlameCow]

You smash your foot into him with a crackle. You hear a few sickening snaps when your foot connects.

You close the door with a bang and lock it.

[Jake Nukem]

Look behind you to see what there is.

[gk99]

Find out what is creating the light source in room, then jerry-rig it to be hand-held.

[FlameCow]

You turn around.

Hey! The two things you're probably going to need most. How ironic!
What appears to be a flashlight and a .38 speedload lie on the ground.
Oh, hey, there's your mattress too!

[Jake Nukem]

Load the .38, grab flashlight.. Dislodge the ceiling light from it's fixture and climb up into the roof.

[gk99]

Rip part of your matress, and tie flashlight to pistol(after loading it)

[WastedJamacan]

roll up your mattress and strap it to your back. Load revolver, and take flashlight.

[FlameCow]

You rip a strip off of the mattress sheet. You roll it around your revolver and the flashlight to make a primitive light source. The flashlight is not on.

You roll up the mattress and pack a pillow in it, and strap it to your back with the sheet.

You load the .38.

[lilcheeselad]

11:00 PM - ^0False ^1Skorpion: you cant carry a matress on your back
11:00 PM - ^0False ^1Skorpion: lol
11:00 PM - FlameCow [Falcon]: yes
11:00 PM - FlameCow [Falcon]: you can
11:00 PM - ^0False ^1Skorpion: if your matress is made out of paper you can
11:01 PM - FlameCow [Falcon]: just shut up

Oh no, I seem to of angered him.

[FlameCow]

lilcheeselad posted:

11:00 PM - ^0False ^1Skorpion: you cant carry a matress on your back
11:00 PM - ^0False ^1Skorpion: lol
11:00 PM - FlameCow [Falcon]: yes
11:00 PM - FlameCow [Falcon]: you can
11:00 PM - ^0False ^1Skorpion: if your matress is made out of paper you can
11:01 PM - FlameCow [Falcon]: just shut up

Oh no, I seem to of angered him.

stop that

[gk99]

Um...back on track,
Turn on flashlight and walk out the door and brave whatevers out there.

[FlameCow]

You turn on the flashlight and turn around.

You head back towards the door.

You slowly open the door.


It's darker than you thought in there. Should we go inside and look around?

[Jake Nukem]

Yes, look around.

[FlameCow]

You go inside the dark room..
To the west you see:

To the north you see:

To the east you see:

[Jake Nukem]

Search the desk.

[gk99]

This^

And check under pillow...and find that zombie we saw earlier.

[FlameCow]

You open the desk drawers. You only find Cheese-e poofs and a .38 speedload in the desk.

[Jake Nukem]

Take the .38 and continue searching for that Zed

[gk99]

-snip- cheese-e poofs are dog food?

[Savaril]

Pour the cheese-e poofs in your underwear. :smug:

[gk99]

Savaril posted:

Pour the cheese-e poofs in your underwear. :smug:

But seriously.

[FlameCow]

You take the .38 speedload.
Huh, you feel a sudden urge to pour the Cheese-e poofs into your underwear. Oh well.

Hey! After a minute of looking for that damned zombie, you find him. Doesn't look like he's very happy.


Tip: From now on, an inventory will come with every post!
Tip #2: Look around or something similar will show you every wall of the room in some detail.

[Jake Nukem]

Go and see what's behind that door.

[FlameCow]

You try to open the door to the north but it won't budge.

You bang on it a few times and hear a moan from it.

[Jake Nukem]

Put a round from the .38 into the hinges and door mechanism and try to kick it down.

[FlameCow]

Bam! You unload a round of the .38 into the door locking mechanism.

You hear an unlocking noise.