1. Post #1441
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    war_man333's Avatar
    May 2006
    7,536 Posts
    A giant ice rhyno that stuns people constantly.
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  2. Post #1442
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    November 2008
    2,215 Posts
    The fucking Stay-Puft marshmallow man.
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  3. Post #1443
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    Canuhearme?'s Avatar
    April 2008
    16,671 Posts
    A demon with obsidian skin and filled with magma, so that even harming it can potentially catch the attacker on fire.

    It also should have a sword made out of magma.
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  4. Post #1444
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    Str4t0s's Avatar
    May 2005
    1,832 Posts
    Fast spreading blob made of pure poison
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  5. Post #1445
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    Beacon's Avatar
    August 2005
    13,750 Posts
    A demon with obsidian skin and filled with magma, so that even harming it can potentially catch the attacker on fire.

    It also should have a sword made out of magma.
    oh god flame sword yessssssssss

    Edited:

    and you know what would be so badass is that it would instantly cauterize the wound it makes and stop infection <3
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  6. Post #1446
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    Canuhearme?'s Avatar
    April 2008
    16,671 Posts
    First person who finds Cthuhlu automatically wins, though.
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  7. Post #1447
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    Loofiloo's Avatar
    April 2006
    9,447 Posts
    No, let's hope for today :buddy:

    With 'having a hang out with my wang out', I mean having sex.
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  8. Post #1448
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    Canuhearme?'s Avatar
    April 2008
    16,671 Posts
    How tall should I make the Black Towers of Olontost? (Olontost is the name of the fortress, they're black because they're made out of Diorite Blocks.)
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  9. Post #1449
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    August 2008
    6,880 Posts
    How tall should I make the Black Towers of Olontost? (Olontost is the name of the fortress, they're black because they're made out of Diorite Blocks.)

    So high that armok has to adjust his seat to get more comfortable.
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  10. Post #1450
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    May 2005
    1,832 Posts
    How tall should I make the Black Towers of Olontost? (Olontost is the name of the fortress, they're black because they're made out of Diorite Blocks.)
    Make sure to make sacrifical altar on top of it.
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  11. Post #1451
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    June 2008
    3,079 Posts
    How tall should I make the Black Towers of Olontost? (Olontost is the name of the fortress, they're black because they're made out of Diorite Blocks.)
    Have it really really tall, then make an arena on top of it that has no walls.

    Edited:

    Also, no one answered my question :frown:
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  12. Post #1452
    Midna is hot stuff~
    Dalndox's Avatar
    October 2007
    2,638 Posts
    Had to abandon my fort. I ran out of food and everyone was starving to death. Then my fort sprung a leak and began to flood. :saddowns:

    Ah well, now I can begin my massive, wasteland tower. :buddy:
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  13. Post #1453
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    January 2009
    21,173 Posts
    "Thread Title"
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  14. Post #1454
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    January 2005
    3,934 Posts
    Have it really really tall, then make an arena on top of it that has no walls.

    Edited:

    Also, no one answered my question :frown:
    yes the new versions out





    The truth is, you don't have to even look in this thread to decipher if the new version is out yet. Just go to www.bay12games.com/dwarves and look yourself at the most recent release. If it doesn't say September 2008, congrats, it's out. I don't know why you people find this so hard, it took me less than two seconds to type the link..
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  15. Post #1455
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    August 2006
    13,083 Posts
    I'm unsure on how to do most attacks. I can grab people by certain parts of their bodies, but I can't break it, choke them, gouge their eyes, throwing doesn't seem to send them anywhere, etc.

    Also, bows don't work. I press f, move the thing over where I want to shoot, but have tried every way I can think of that would let me shoot to shoot, but it does not work.
    I think it was that question. I haven't played adventure mode so I don't know how it works.
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  16. Post #1456
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    NotMeh's Avatar
    July 2008
    8,445 Posts
    I have a Grand Master Thrower in adventure mode.

    "The spinning stone hits the Wolf in the chest!"
    "The Wolf collapses into a lump of gore!"

    That's what usually happens :smug:
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  17. Post #1457
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    February 2008
    1,763 Posts
    I think the joke flew right over my head, because I don't get it.

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  18. Post #1458
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    Themage's Avatar
    September 2007
    1,910 Posts
    Still no devlog, On a side note, I just broke into my house because the door was locked.

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  19. Post #1459
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    April 2008
    16,671 Posts
    When the new version comes out, I'm going to make mega-constructs the likes of which has never been seen.

    Actually, scratch that, they won't be as "massive" as many of the more famous constructs, they'll just be interesting buildings with an attention to detail whilst being fun to explore while in Adventurer Mode.
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  20. Post #1460
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    January 2006
    704 Posts
    When the new version comes out, I'm going to make mega-constructs the likes of which has never been seen.

    Actually, scratch that, they won't be as "massive" as many of the more famous constructs, they'll just be interesting buildings with an attention to detail whilst being fun to explore while in Adventurer Mode.
    I'm going to make the awesomest above ground fort ever made (by someone else than Orkel >:()
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  21. Post #1461
    BAR
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    October 2005
    435 Posts
    Can somebody fill me in on whats in the next version?
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  23. Post #1463
    BAR
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    October 2005
    435 Posts
    Thanks.
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  24. Post #1464
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    September 2007
    1,174 Posts
    I want to make an aboveground fortress, but make it literally above the ground, held up by supports.
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  25. Post #1465
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    June 2008
    3,079 Posts
    I think it was that question. I haven't played adventure mode so I don't know how it works.
    I figured it out. It turns out that I was just missing, and I didn't know. Even though I poured all my skills into bows/crossbows. Same thing for me with throwing, I can never hit anything. Ever.

    Edited:

    Also
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  26. Post #1466
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    December 2009
    2,516 Posts
    Never played DF before, but I'm waiting until the new version releases before I start. It. Looks. Awesome :woop:
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  27. Post #1467
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    Beacon's Avatar
    August 2005
    13,750 Posts
    Can somebody fill me in on whats in the next version?

    asdtgasffgjkfbnqf

    it seems I worked hours on the OP for nothing


    can you guys please start linking back to the OP instead of that damn google docs page in future :S
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  28. Post #1468
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    January 2005
    3,934 Posts
    Never played DF before, but I'm waiting until the new version releases before I start. It. Looks. Awesome :woop:
    I'd learn now.
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  29. Post #1469
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    September 2007
    1,910 Posts
    ^ Hurry up and release it Toady
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  30. Post #1470
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    Kylel999's Avatar
    January 2005
    3,934 Posts
    ^ Hurry up and release it Toady
    are you calling me Toady
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  31. Post #1471
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    May 2007
    1,298 Posts
    ^ Hurry up and release it Toady
    It's unlikely.
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  32. Post #1472
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    Swebonny's Avatar
    August 2006
    13,083 Posts
    Dream of a lifetime.
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  33. Post #1473
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    Beacon's Avatar
    August 2005
    13,750 Posts
    i would be so happy if i woke up and DF was released...
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  34. Post #1474
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    Confused111's Avatar
    June 2008
    3,079 Posts
    So I just met a fuckawesome guard. I killed his kid, so he tries to kill me. I stab him in the arm with my spear, breaking it, and then continue to do so on his other arm. But no, pain from broken limbs do not deter this man. He fucking tears a chunk out of my head, my throat, and then my head again. In a last ditch attempt, I threw his kid's body at him, but it only bruised his spine. So, he then tears a piece of me from my head, (which I personally think was part of my brain because it said my brain failed as that happened) then I died.

    Holy shit, what a badass.

    Edited:

    Also, just read feature list, and got to the part about the underground. I hope there's darkspawn.
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  35. Post #1475
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    Vronkio's Avatar
    May 2007
    1,298 Posts
    :siren:It's out!:siren:
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  36. Post #1476
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    Metromonkey's Avatar
    March 2006
    128 Posts
    I've only played for like 3 minutes but, man, it's amazing!
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  37. Post #1477
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    February 2008
    1,763 Posts
    >:(

    Edited:

    I can't see no update. Stop getting my hopes up.
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  38. Post #1478
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    September 2009
    1,359 Posts
    Hurf durf April fools, but I wouldn't be surprised if it will actually be released today... (Or if the site says it's been released, but it isn't)
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  39. Post #1479
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    Micr0's Avatar
    September 2007
    2,963 Posts
    :siren:It's out!:siren:
    I've only played for like 3 minutes but, man, it's amazing!
    Fucking hell, I fell for it only because of the post right after.
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  40. Post #1480
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    Beacon's Avatar
    August 2005
    13,750 Posts
    Fucking hell, I fell for it only because of the post right after.
    This, I frakking hate you guys.
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