1. Post #1
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    September 2009
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    [release]Porn star Sexy Cora, real name Caroline Berger, has attempted and failed a world record oral sex attempt in a classic bountry pushing sex movie.

    Hottie blond porn star Sexy Cora had aimed to service 200 lucky blow job happy men, but something went wrong with Caroline Berger and the porn stars attempt at world record blow job history.

    An exhaused Sexy Cora, Carolin Berger could no longer take the strenous blow job action. Carolin Berger was forced to call off the record bid when Sex Cora collapsed after reaching her 75th man.

    Suffering from breathing difficulties, Carolin Berger was rushed to hospital in Hamburg, Germany where Sexy Cora made the attempt.

    The 21-year-old porn star, Carolin Berger is currently on police bail for filming sex scenes for another porno in a family park in broad daylight., the Sun said.

    An out of luck Carolie Berger is facing indecency charges after outraged families called cops during Sexy Cora's public sex outrage.

    Semi-naked Carolin Berger co-stars had to be rounded up by police as they fled. A Sexy Cora co-star even broke his wrist when he tripped over his trousers in the mayhem.[/release]
    Caroline... you suck!

    Can you guys imagine the dissapointment on the 76th dude?! I bet he was like FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
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  2. Post #2
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    That sucks.
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    What a breathtaking story.
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    I have no way to orally express my self so i'll just leave this here.

    :wtc:
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  5. Post #5
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    Well, that blows.
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    August 2005
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    I don't think i'd want a blow job from this

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    January 2008
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    Incoming puns.
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    wow the world has records for everything
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  9. Post #9
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    February 2010
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    Wow, that sucks AND blows.
    If only she did as well. Then maybe she wouldn't be in hospital.
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  10. Post #10
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    September 2009
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    I don't think i'd want a blow job from this

    Is that... w-what I think it is? :geno:
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    Sucks for her, blows for the guys.
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    April 2009
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    Sucks for her, blows for the guys.
    Pretty much sums it up.
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    i guess she had one-to many dicks in her mouth
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    She cocked that one up didn't she?
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    June 2008
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    Is that... w-what I think it is? :geno:
    Oh god she put hand cream on her face :eek:
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    I've heard this before..

    Oh wait "Posted May 21, 2009"

  17. Post #17
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    April 2010
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    Last Job ey?

  18. Post #18
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    September 2005
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    Wow she sure does suck dick at sucking dick.
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    Haha 75 seems pretty impressive to me, then again, I don't suck dicks
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  20. Post #20
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    September 2009
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    I've heard this before..

    Oh wait "Posted May 21, 2009"
    Yep, but she tried again!

  21. Post #21
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    July 2005
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    What a slut.

    I mean, porn for money, all right, but she wants to break the record on dick-sucklage?
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    Vid pls.

  23. Post #23
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    January 2008
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    What a slut.

    I mean, porn for money, all right, but she wants to break the record on dick-sucklage?
    Her parents must be proud.
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  24. Post #24
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    July 2005
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    Her parents must be proud.
    Oh yeah I didn't even think about that. I'm guessing "Carolin Berger" isn't her real name or she'd be shaming her family.

    I always wonder about porn stars' parents. Do most of them just not know? Or do most of them ignore it?

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    This thread is filled with awful puns.

    Makes me want to barf.

    Edited:

    :barf:

  26. Post #26
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    Oh yeah I didn't even think about that. I'm guessing "Carolin Berger" isn't her real name or she'd be shaming her family.

    I always wonder about porn stars' parents. Do most of them just not know? Or do most of them ignore it?
    I'd imagine most of them don't tell their parents. But it must be awkward as hell if they find out.

    I'm sure this one doesn't care though.

  27. Post #27
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    February 2009
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    She is one moronic german.

  28. Post #28
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    September 2008
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    She cocked that one up didn't she?
    Rather, she was in a rather sticky situation.

  29. Post #29
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    there she is
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    First thing I got when I searched for her.
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    In a row?
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    September 2005
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    Haha 75 seems pretty impressive to me, then again, I don't suck dicks
    hahaha no of course you don't
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    hahaha no of course you don't
    lol
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    there she is
    Uh, i knew some German porn stars were dodgy but...
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    Must've been a real blow to her ego.

  36. Post #36
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    125 men are disappointed.
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  37. Post #37
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    She almost blew away the record.


    :downsgun:
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  38. Post #38
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    I don't know about you but I think she's pretty hot, excluding the picture by marcus with cum in her face, that one is gross.
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    February 2010
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    I've heard this before..

    Oh wait "Posted May 21, 2009"
    Looks like the OP puts the "late" in "fellate." :smugdog:
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  40. Post #40
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    February 2008
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    It appears that she failed to enter into the realm of ULTRA-SLUT. I guess she'll have to get by being a mega-slut.