1. Post #401
    IAmNow's Avatar
    January 2010
    1,153 Posts
    Tell him that the Cafheed were using the cannons to destroy the trees and show him the splintered trees for proof. Sympathize with him (if he cares) then ask for help (supplies and such).
    This is the best answer. And don't kill the man afterwards.

  2. Post #402
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    June 2010
    3 Posts
    Tell him to snatch the rake from your hand as quickly as he can.
    If he succeeds quickly he must be a kungfu master, if so you tell him of the cannons destroying the lovely forest.
    (if he does not succeed in taking the rake hit him over the head until he does.)

  3. Post #403
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    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
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    you joined so you could post that?

  4. Post #404
    Dbl_Henticker's Avatar
    February 2010
    186 Posts
    Holy shit. I don't often log on my Facepunch account, to post a single message, but this topic is beyond amazing. It's so fucking awesome. I wish that you would make a game, or something, - meet up with some coder, or something. You are very, very talented.
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  5. Post #405
    Vincentius's Avatar
    June 2010
    3 Posts
    you joined so you could post that?
    @Retyuoligkl Yes


    and Sam your game is the best of its kind ever, I sincerely wish it could go on forever xD

  6. Post #406
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    January 2010
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    XD two posts.
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  7. Post #407
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    March 2008
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    Tom's sort of a pacifist, he wouldn't meaninglessly attack someone (unless in defense of course).
    i lol'd when i reread this
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  8. Post #408
    The King Of Zing
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    September 2009
    14,866 Posts
    You know this is actually kind of fun to play.

    You should make it into a flash game. I certainly would play it.

  9. Post #409
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  10. Post #410
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    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
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    god tom is suck a dick, he didnt say thank you, he didnt ask the old man if he needed help, nothing.

  11. Post #411
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    November 2005
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    Yeah Tom is a real ass, I hate him, he steals and commits arson.
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  12. Post #412
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    March 2008
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    yeah what an ass, I say we teach him a lesson

    Edited:

    oh and dont forget he beat up innocent clergymen

  13. Post #413
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    December 2008
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    When you get to the house, take a nap in the old man's bed.
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  14. Post #414
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    March 2009
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    Yeah Tom is a real ass, I hate him, he steals and commits arson.
    And lies about it.
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  15. Post #415
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    March 2008
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    And lies about it.
    to old men

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    oh shit he just let that guy walk into a battlefield what a dick

  16. Post #416
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    December 2008
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    He'll be fine. Now go rape his wife and children.

  17. Post #417
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    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
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    He'll be fine. Now go rape his wife and children.
    OH! of course!

  18. Post #418
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    July 2009
    3,732 Posts
    I'm loving this interactive.

    I say you continue on, once you get there you should get some rest like he said you could.

    Also, I decided I would "Fantastic-Journey-ify" a character I made

    I'll link it sense this isn't a thread for art
    http://www.cubeupload.com/files/2852...caljourney.png


    why? cause I felt like it.

  19. Post #419
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    February 2010
    5,575 Posts
    Ice, Steam, I've finished my half (You know what I mean)

    Edited:

    Also, looks awesome :D

    Edited:

    Also, for Tom:
    Venture onwards to the mans house then look around for suspicious shiz

  20. Post #420
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    March 2008
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    well xamllew there isnt much for us to say, just make a continuation because im sure everyone will want to go to the old man's house.

  21. Post #421
    KommradKommisar's Avatar
    August 2009
    12,424 Posts
    I like how he was talking to a tree.

    The is awesome.

  22. Post #422
    IAmNow's Avatar
    January 2010
    1,153 Posts
    This series is great.

    ^ I like your avatar Kommander. Hobbes for the win!

  23. Post #423
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    November 2005
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    Will Tom find out what that thing on the ground is or why a lamp hangs from a tree? And will old man Archiad ever return? You won't find out today.

  24. Post #424
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    November 2007
    3,935 Posts
    Well, considering that it's Tom were talking about he'd probably steal the lamp or something.

  25. Post #425
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    November 2005
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    Too true. :p

  26. Post #426
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    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
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    steal the lamp and the device, burn down the tree, kick a puppy

    Edited:

    oh wait you already used the fire to murder an innocent bystander

    Edited:

    lol this is a new inside joke now

  27. Post #427

    September 2007
    12 Posts
    Examine the two things, we need to find out more one what they are.

  28. Post #428
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    Icebrigade's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,732 Posts
    Examine them closer.

    Also how long does it normally take for you to do these? It looks awesome.

  29. Post #429
    If clothing didn't exist and everyone walked around with their penises fully erect I would have all the bitches.
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    May 2009
    23,333 Posts
    See what they're eating. Better not be cock

  30. Post #430
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    November 2005
    3,838 Posts
    You mean...the trees? :what:

    @Ice: Around an hour per scene.

  31. Post #431
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    July 2009
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    I wish I had that kind of patience, or at least time. I have so much homework in these last few days of school...

    I second my own suggestion.

  32. Post #432
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    xamllew's Avatar
    November 2005
    3,838 Posts
    You must live a pretty crappy life if you don't have one hour to relax in your schedule.

  33. Post #433
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    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
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    oh snap

  34. Post #434
    PvtVain's Avatar
    February 2010
    4,838 Posts
    You're, good at drawing :D

  35. Post #435
    Seppe's Avatar
    April 2010
    205 Posts
    Obviously you should pull the wooden device, then some sort of door opens!

  36. Post #436
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    May 2007
    3,366 Posts
    Activate the device.

  37. Post #437
    Vincentius's Avatar
    June 2010
    3 Posts
    Please try the above and try rubbing the lamp, maybe it summons the old man so we get to know more about him.

  38. Post #438
    Dennab
    January 2008
    1,633 Posts
    Move the device with the rake so as not to be too close if something happens.

  39. Post #439
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    May 2009
    8,038 Posts
    You better not touch those odd looking devices hanging from trees or you will soon be trapped and a gnome will come out to shank you. Trust me I know adventure games

    Edit: Btw this would do a really awesome adventure game. Though the landing in an unknown land is a bit of a cliche.

  40. Post #440
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    June 2010
    1 Posts
    Teen Agent this crap up, guys.

    Fake leaf + thing hanging on the tree.