Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v1] by xZippy
Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v2] by Oktoberman!
Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3] by daijitsu
Hello, My name is PivotDJ, I took over posting this thread because Daijitsu was job hunting and dealing
with life. Also holy fuck I didn't know that he was a arts officer.
I hope many funnies will bless this entire thread.
RULES by daijitsu
I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot.
Posts everyone is sick of:
Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats:
"My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol"
"Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 4500GT turbo-derp, what a retard"
stupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks:
"I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool"
"I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao"
Quick edit:Blind hatred or fanboyism:daijitsu posted:
"Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage."
"PC sucks cuz Mac is better."
Remember, tech illiterates ACT like they know things, but don't.
It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA"
He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face*